Норм, оставлю на раскрутку (с)

Лайт @ 21.2.2015
Если с БР 700 играть турики пр 27, качели будут обыденностью всегда. И даже больше - они будут недолгими. А БР обнулится. Не пробовал играть по БРМ. Или типа крутым игрокам посрать на БРМ. )))))))))) Только без обид.

Вопрос скорее не в том что качели имеют место быть, а то что слишком длительная просадка. Понятное дело, что игра ведется по гиперагрессивному БРМ, но я же играю 4 fun and lulz, так что..

Причем самое странное, что меня откатывает почти до 0, я откатываюсь в плюс и снова падение. Причем стиль игры практически не меняется, агро нит стайл, но убийства снизу против меня начинают происходить гораздо чаще.

Короче я ною, да.

В бой.

Poker Stars, $1 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 3,687 (18.4 bb)
BB: 4,969 (24.8 bb)
UTG+1: 5,548 (27.7 bb)
UTG+2: 5,894 (29.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): 18,028 (90.1 bb)
MP2: 14,449 (72.2 bb)
MP3: 18,202 (91 bb)
CO: 11,163 (55.8 bb)
BTN: 3,720 (18.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with
2 folds, Hero raises to 500, 2 folds, CO raises to 1,000, 3 folds, Hero calls 500

Flop: (2,480) (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (2,480) (2 players)
Hero bets 950, CO calls 950

River: (4,380) (2 players)
Hero bets 3,150, CO folds

Results:

fish:

Poker Stars, $1 Buy-in (600/1,200 blinds, 120 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 33,950 (28.3 bb)
BB: 10,635 (8.9 bb)
UTG+1: 123,800 (103.2 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 42,321 (35.3 bb)
MP1: 137,530 (114.6 bb)
MP2: 14,719 (12.3 bb)
MP3: 14,534 (12.1 bb)
CO: 83,945 (70 bb)
BTN: 114,422 (95.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with
UTG+1 raises to 2,400, Hero calls 2,400, 4 folds, BTN calls 2,400, 2 folds

Flop: (10,080) (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 4,950, BTN calls 4,950, UTG+1 folds

Turn: (19,980) (2 players)
Hero bets 7,950, BTN raises to 15,900, Hero calls 7,950

River: (51,780) (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 20,400, Hero calls 18,951 and is all-in

Results:

Seriously?

Poker Stars, $0.93 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 2 Players
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BB: 520 (13 bb)
Hero (SB): 980 (24.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with
Hero raises to 80, BB calls 40

Flop: (160) (2 players)
BB bets 440 and is all-in, Hero calls 440

Turn: (1,040) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (1,040) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

В мемориз

я: 1005 fpp
really
***: Оууу
ты же найс можешь вылезти с ФПП
что ты парился то
я: xyinice
***: 4 попытки
я: xuipitki
ya hochu sumku za fpp
kurtku za pff
kepky za fpp
***: ахахах
я: SYKA KAKOE RASKRYTITSYA
***: ебанутый?) нафик тебе это нужно
я: blya 4tobi bilo
tipa
mama smotri ya zvezda pokera
AZAZAZAAZAZ
***: ахахахах)))
с бром в 0
и выводом в 0
я: roskoshno
***: збс подарочек маме)
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***: она будет рада
я: *like
ny tak
sino4ek to PRIODELSYA
ZARABOTAL NA POKERE
a ne prosto tak v intenetah vashih huesosit
***: ахахахах)

Флоп мечты

Poker Stars, $1.35 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 5,065 (50.7 bb)
BB: 5,642 (56.4 bb)
UTG+1: 2,550 (25.5 bb)
UTG+2: 1,886 (18.9 bb)
MP1: 1,595 (16 bb)
MP2: 1,181 (11.8 bb)
MP3: 4,502 (45 bb)
Hero (CO): 2,096 (21 bb)
BTN: 3,555 (35.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with
4 folds, MP3 raises to 232, Hero calls 232, 2 folds, BB raises to 364, MP3 calls 132, Hero calls 132

Flop: (1,142) (3 players)
BB checks, MP3 checks, Hero checks

Turn: (1,142) (3 players)
BB bets 200, MP3 folds, Hero calls 200

River: (1,542) (2 players)
BB bets 4,700, Hero calls 1,532 and is all-in

Results:

PS is love

Poker Stars, $1 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 3,000 (150 bb)
BB: 3,460 (173 bb)
UTG+1: 3,000 (150 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 2,990 (149.5 bb)
MP1: 2,930 (146.5 bb)
MP2: 2,920 (146 bb)
MP3: 5,920 (296 bb)
CO: 3,000 (150 bb)
BTN: 2,780 (139 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with
UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 60, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 60, MP3 folds, CO raises to 3,000 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero calls 2,930 and is all-in, MP2 folds

Flop: (6,070) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (6,070) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,070) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Мда.

Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
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SB: $13.85 (277 bb)
BB: $6.59 (131.8 bb)
UTG+1: $6.36 (127.2 bb)
UTG+2: $5.13 (102.6 bb)
MP1: $5 (100 bb)
Hero (MP2): $1.96 (39.2 bb)
MP3: $5.41 (108.2 bb)
CO: $7.75 (155 bb)
BTN: $1.64 (32.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with
UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to $0.15, MP1 folds, Hero calls $0.15, 5 folds

Flop: ($0.37) (2 players)
UTG+2 bets $0.20, Hero calls $0.20

Turn: ($0.77) (2 players)
UTG+2 bets $0.45, Hero calls $0.45

River: ($1.67) (2 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets $1.16 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls $1.16

Results:




Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
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SB: $6.38 (127.6 bb)
Hero (BB): $4.13 (82.6 bb)
UTG+1: $5 (100 bb)
UTG+2: $5 (100 bb)
MP1: $8.72 (174.4 bb)
MP2: $2.18 (43.6 bb)
MP3: $5.22 (104.4 bb)
CO: $8.76 (175.2 bb)
BTN: $4.01 (80.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
7 folds, SB raises to $0.15, Hero calls $0.10

Flop: ($0.30) (2 players)
SB bets $0.20, Hero calls $0.20

Turn: ($0.70) (2 players)
SB bets $0.35, Hero raises to $0.85, SB calls $0.50

River: ($2.40) (2 players)
SB bets $1.15, Hero calls $1.15

Results:

PS, что ты делаешь ахаха, ПРЕКРАТИ БЛЯДЬ ЗАЕБАЛО

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 3,825 (19.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,215 (16.1 bb)
UTG+1: 9,290 (46.5 bb)
UTG+2: 19,165 (95.8 bb)
MP1: 9,115 (45.6 bb)
MP2: 10,190 (51 bb)
MP3: 5,100 (25.5 bb)
CO: 10,593 (53 bb)
BTN: 13,923 (69.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
5 folds, CO raises to 880, 2 folds, Hero raises to 3,195 and is all-in, CO calls 2,315

Flop: (6,670) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (6,670) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,670) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Ну ладно, я заберу.


Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 2,732 (54.6 bb)
BB: 3,500 (70 bb)
UTG+1: 2,485 (49.7 bb)
UTG+2: 6,231 (124.6 bb)
MP1: 3,859 (77.2 bb)
MP2: 3,058 (61.2 bb)
Hero (MP3): 5,790 (115.8 bb)
CO: 2,486 (49.7 bb)
BTN: 2,249 (45 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with
3 folds, MP2 raises to 150, Hero calls 150, 3 folds, BB calls 100

Flop: (475) (3 players)
BB checks, MP2 checks, Hero checks

Turn: (475) (3 players)
BB checks, MP2 bets 237, Hero calls 237, BB calls 237

River: (1,186) (3 players)
BB checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets 775, 2 folds

Results:

Вообще ничего не заходит, приходится баррелить -_-

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 7,135 (71.4 bb)
BB: 3,547 (35.5 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 6,084 (60.8 bb)
UTG+2: 1,013 (10.1 bb)
MP1: 2,499 (25 bb)
MP2: 3,430 (34.3 bb)
MP3: 2,830 (28.3 bb)
CO: 1,604 (16 bb)
BTN: 6,805 (68.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with
Hero raises to 250, 6 folds, SB calls 200, BB calls 150

Flop: (840) (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 475, SB calls 475, BB folds

Turn: (1,790) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 735, SB calls 735

River: (3,260) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 2,150, SB folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 3,250 (27.1 bb)
BB: 3,710 (30.9 bb)
UTG+1: 2,865 (23.9 bb)
UTG+2: 6,505 (54.2 bb)
MP1: 5,065 (42.2 bb)
MP2: 2,487 (20.7 bb)
Hero (MP3): 8,327 (69.4 bb)
CO: 4,714 (39.3 bb)
BTN: 4,024 (33.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with
UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 248, 2 folds, Hero calls 248, 3 folds, BB calls 128

Flop: (939) (3 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero bets 535, BB calls 535, UTG+2 folds

Turn: (2,009) (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (2,009) (2 players)
BB bets 2,912 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,912

Results:

Lets float.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 5,967 (23.9 bb)
BB: 5,243 (21 bb)
UTG+1: 5,980 (23.9 bb)
UTG+2: 2,010 (8 bb)
MP1: 6,797 (27.2 bb)
MP2: 5,286 (21.1 bb)
MP3: 2,574 (10.3 bb)
Hero (CO): 11,279 (45.1 bb)
BTN: 7,608 (30.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with
UTG+1 raises to 500, 4 folds, Hero calls 500, 3 folds

Flop: (1,645) (2 players)
UTG+1 bets 750, Hero calls 750

Turn: (3,145) (2 players)
UTG+1 bets 1,500, Hero calls 1,500

River: (6,145) (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 3,600, UTG+1 folds

Results:

Нихуя себе, я еще и ушатывать снизу могу.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 14,168 (20.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 16,984 (24.3 bb)
UTG+1: 10,008 (14.3 bb)
UTG+2: 24,159 (34.5 bb)
MP1: 18,902 (27 bb)
MP2: 7,530 (10.8 bb)
MP3: 12,370 (17.7 bb)
CO: 7,516 (10.7 bb)
BTN: 10,478 (15 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
3 folds, MP2 raises to 7,445 and is all-in, 4 folds, Hero calls 6,745

Flop: (16,005) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (16,005) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (16,005) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

О туз, ты так вовремя.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (700/1,400 blinds, 175 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 18,382 (13.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 40,718 (29.1 bb)
UTG+1: 33,146 (23.7 bb)
UTG+2: 13,199 (9.4 bb)
MP1: 81,450 (58.2 bb)
MP2: 25,335 (18.1 bb)
MP3: 15,813 (11.3 bb)
CO: 22,182 (15.8 bb)
BTN: 43,425 (31 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
6 folds, BTN raises to 3,000, SB folds, Hero calls 1,600

Flop: (8,275) (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 3,800, Hero calls 3,800

Turn: (15,875) (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: (15,875) (2 players)
Hero bets 8,350, BTN calls 8,350

Results:

аут с бига, 147\6011, KJ<33

PS is love

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 7,465 (93.3 bb)
BB: 5,816 (72.7 bb)
UTG+2: 10,751 (134.4 bb)
MP1: 1,318 (16.5 bb)
MP2: 6,050 (75.6 bb)
MP3: 2,280 (28.5 bb)
CO: 14,720 (184 bb)
Hero (BTN): 4,045 (50.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with
UTG+2 raises to 240, 3 folds, CO raises to 720, Hero raises to 4,045 and is all-in, 2 folds, UTG+2 calls 3,805, CO raises to 14,720 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 6,706 and is all-in

Flop: (25,667) (3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (25,667) (3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (25,667) (3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Натяни по терну ты гааатшоот (с)

Poker Stars, $0.50 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 2,231 (7.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 20,027 (66.8 bb)
UTG+2: 10,521 (35.1 bb)
MP1: 1,528 (5.1 bb)
MP2: 1,800 (6 bb)
MP3: 5,755 (19.2 bb)
CO: 19,011 (63.4 bb)
BTN: 5,789 (19.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
UTG+2 raises to 677, 6 folds, Hero calls 377

Flop: (1,704) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets 888, Hero calls 888

Turn: (3,480) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets 1,575, Hero calls 1,575

River: (6,630) (2 players)
Hero bets 4,972, UTG+2 calls 4,972

Results:

Ох уж эта дама на ривере.

PokerStars Hand #131703157706: Tournament #1154966469, $0.50+$0.05 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (600/1200) - 2015/03/08 14:22:59 MSK [2015/03/08 7:22:59 ET]
Table '1154966469 23' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Taheli (38917 in chips)
Seat 4: BlackMrirror (39284 in chips)
Seat 5: Dgon_flesh (37676 in chips)
Seat 7: Mmikep (44880 in chips)
Seat 8: NATALYA19 (38522 in chips)
Seat 9: Tifiy (25529 in chips)
Taheli: posts the ante 125
BlackMrirror: posts the ante 125
Dgon_flesh: posts the ante 125
Mmikep: posts the ante 125
NATALYA19: posts the ante 125
Tifiy: posts the ante 125
Dgon_flesh: posts small blind 600
Mmikep: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Mmikep [4d Td]
NATALYA19: folds
Tifiy: folds
Taheli: folds
BlackMrirror: folds
Dgon_flesh: calls 600
Mmikep: checks
*** FLOP *** [4h 4s Tc]
Dgon_flesh: bets 2400
Mmikep: calls 2400
*** TURN *** [4h 4s Tc] [7s]
Dgon_flesh: bets 2400
Mmikep: calls 2400
*** RIVER *** [4h 4s Tc 7s] [Qd]
Dgon_flesh: bets 3600
Mmikep: raises 4950 to 8550
Dgon_flesh: calls 4950
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mmikep: shows [4d Td] (a full house, Fours full of Tens)
Dgon_flesh: mucks hand
Mmikep collected 29850 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 29850 | Rake 0
Board [4h 4s Tc 7s Qd]
Seat 1: Taheli folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BlackMrirror (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Dgon_flesh (small blind) mucked [Th Qs]
Seat 7: Mmikep (big blind) showed [4d Td] and won (29850) with a full house, Fours full of Tens
Seat 8: NATALYA19 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Tifiy folded before Flop (didn't bet)