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2р1а

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 3,715 (92.9 bb)
Hero (CO): 7,573 (189.3 bb)
BTN: 7,730 (193.3 bb)
SB: 6,030 (150.8 bb)
BB: 8,785 (219.6 bb)
UTG+1: 1,848 (46.2 bb)
UTG+2: 5,825 (145.6 bb)
MP1: 9,424 (235.6 bb)
MP2: 2,005 (50.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 40, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 40, MP3 calls 40, Hero raises to 160, BTN folds, SB calls 140, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 120, MP2 calls 120, MP3 calls 120

Flop: (840) J

A

Q

(5 players)
SB checks, UTG+2 bets 200, MP2 calls 200, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 1,020, SB calls 1,020, UTG+2 calls 820, MP2 folds

Turn: (4,100) 3

(3 players)
SB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero bets 2,300, SB calls 2,300, UTG+2 calls 2,300

River: (11,000) 4

(3 players)
SB bets 2,550 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 2,345 and is all-in, Hero folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (CO): 15,265 (76.3 bb)
BTN: 2,005 (10 bb)
SB: 16,000 (80 bb)
BB: 6,165 (30.8 bb)
UTG+1: 3,470 (17.4 bb)
UTG+2: 3,475 (17.4 bb)
MP1: 8,085 (40.4 bb)
MP2: 6,115 (30.6 bb)
MP3: 2,120 (10.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

K

4 folds, MP3 raises to 400, Hero raises to 1,000, BTN raises to 1,980 and is all-in, SB raises to 15,975 and is all-in, BB folds, MP3 calls 1,695 and is all-in, Hero calls 14,240 and is all-in

Flop: (34,980) 3

5

6

(4 players, 4 are all-in)
Turn: (34,980) K

(4 players, 4 are all-in)
River: (34,980) 8

(4 players, 4 are all-in)

Results:

пархатая тварь сдохни , пидар конченный
Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP3): 5,615 (37.4 bb)
CO: 1,450 (9.7 bb)
BTN: 17,532 (116.9 bb)
SB: 15,282 (101.9 bb)
BB: 6,189 (41.3 bb)
UTG+1: 295 (2 bb)
UTG+2: 2,331 (15.5 bb)
MP1: 4,990 (33.3 bb)
MP2: 22,614 (150.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with
UTG+1 raises to 275 and is all-in, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 275, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 900, 4 folds, MP1 raises to 4,970 and is all-in, Hero calls 4,070

Flop: (10,620) (3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (10,620) (3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (10,620) (3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Палыч @ 25.1.2013
пархатая тварь сдохни , пидар конченный

Дама-восемь опять.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (UTG+2): 39,348 (131.2 bb)
MP1: 6,850 (22.8 bb)
MP2: 1,600 (5.3 bb)
MP3: 8,209 (27.4 bb)
CO: 31,878 (106.3 bb)
BTN: 6,871 (22.9 bb)
SB: 18,757 (62.5 bb)
BB: 37,242 (124.1 bb)
UTG+1: 3,834 (12.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with Q

8

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 630, 6 folds, BB calls 330

Flop: (1,770) K

8

Q

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 900, BB calls 900

Turn: (3,570) 8

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 1,950, BB calls 1,950

River: (7,470) 4

(2 players)
BB bets 3,300, Hero raises to 11,850, BB calls 8,550

Results:

бразилия хуле
Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 7,975 (79.8 bb)
Hero (CO): 9,690 (96.9 bb)
BTN: 12,760 (127.6 bb)
SB: 2,600 (26 bb)
BB: 13,760 (137.6 bb)
UTG+1: 21,950 (219.5 bb)
UTG+2: 8,134 (81.3 bb)
MP1: 6,000 (60 bb)
MP2: 14,450 (144.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with
5 folds, Hero raises to 250, BTN calls 250, 2 folds

Flop: (740) (2 players)
Hero bets 430, BTN raises to 985, Hero calls 555

Turn: (2,710) (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 1,625, Hero calls 1,625

River: (5,960) (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Results:

терь канада
Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 12,747 (85 bb)
CO: 14,150 (94.3 bb)
BTN: 11,280 (75.2 bb)
SB: 51,243 (341.6 bb)
BB: 16,663 (111.1 bb)
UTG+1: 16,628 (110.9 bb)
UTG+2: 13,820 (92.1 bb)
MP1: 15,255 (101.7 bb)
Hero (MP2): 14,270 (95.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with
3 folds, Hero raises to 300, 3 folds, SB raises to 450, BB folds, Hero calls 150

Flop: (1,230) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (1,230) (2 players)
SB bets 300, Hero calls 300

River: (1,830) (2 players)
SB bets 450, Hero calls 450

Results:

PokerStas UA блин сбил меня с понтолыку - не захотел его на бабле колировать я, чтоб не переехать, а тут блин такая шляпа. Если б не знал его - точно кольнул бы.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (UTG+1): 56,054 (80.1 bb)
UTG+2: 5,831 (8.3 bb)
MP1: 1,160 (1.7 bb)
MP2: 12,171 (17.4 bb)
MP3: 13,673 (19.5 bb)
CO: 47,057 (67.2 bb)
BTN: 71,531 (102.2 bb)
SB: 14,936 (21.3 bb)
BB: 10,832 (15.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 9

T

Hero raises to 1,470, 6 folds, SB calls 1,120, BB raises to 10,747 and is all-in, Hero folds, SB calls 9,277

Flop: (23,729) 7

5

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (23,729) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (23,729) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Johnny hp83 - ебаная нацитская свинья.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 5,838 (29.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 9,428 (47.1 bb)
UTG+1: 15,210 (76.1 bb)
UTG+2: 10,695 (53.5 bb)
MP1: 11,065 (55.3 bb)
MP2: 10,135 (50.7 bb)
MP3: 12,707 (63.5 bb)
CO: 13,502 (67.5 bb)
BTN: 4,929 (24.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

K

UTG+1 calls 200, 2 folds, MP2 calls 200, MP3 folds, CO calls 200, BTN calls 200, SB folds, Hero raises to 1,000, UTG+1 calls 800, MP2 calls 800, CO calls 800, BTN calls 800

Flop: (5,325) 4

Q

5

(5 players)
Hero bets 3,400, UTG+1 calls 3,400, 2 folds, BTN raises to 3,904 and is all-in, Hero calls 504, UTG+1 calls 504

Turn: (17,037) 7

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
Hero bets 4,499 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls 4,499

River: (26,035) Q

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 8,719 (10.9 bb)
UTG+2: 4,852 (6.1 bb)
MP1: 34,078 (42.6 bb)
MP2: 14,156 (17.7 bb)
MP3: 21,410 (26.8 bb)
CO: 8,010 (10 bb)
Hero (BTN): 73,989 (92.5 bb)
SB: 25,088 (31.4 bb)
BB: 38,714 (48.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 9

J

2 folds, MP1 calls 800, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 800, CO folds, Hero raises to 1,600, SB folds, BB calls 800, MP1 calls 800, MP3 calls 800

Flop: (7,700) J

2

9

(4 players)
BB checks, MP1 bets 800, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 6,000, BB folds, MP1 calls 5,200

Turn: (19,700) 8

(2 players)
MP1 bets 2,400, Hero raises to 16,000, MP1 calls 13,600

River: (51,700) 2

(2 players)
MP1 bets 800, Hero raises to 43,600, MP1 calls 9,578 and is all-in

Results:

Насмотрелся на меня - и тож думает J9 сможет клево разыграть.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 16,813 (16.8 bb)
UTG+1: 14,077 (14.1 bb)
UTG+2: 16,275 (16.3 bb)
MP1: 21,264 (21.3 bb)
MP2: 19,785 (19.8 bb)
MP3: 5,885 (5.9 bb)
Hero (CO): 117,567 (117.6 bb)
BTN: 30,476 (30.5 bb)
SB: 27,189 (27.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

A

2 folds, MP1 calls 1,000, 2 folds, Hero raises to 3,500, 3 folds, MP1 calls 2,500

Flop: (9,625) 4

A

7

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 4,500, MP1 calls 4,500

Turn: (18,625) J

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 10,000, MP1 calls 10,000

River: (38,625) 3

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 21,000, MP1 calls 3,139 and is all-in

Results:

Пасовать на его оллин конечно совсем бы стремно выглядело - ну а куда деваться.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (600/1,200 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 9,409 (7.8 bb)
MP2: 20,404 (17 bb)
MP3: 47,924 (39.9 bb)
CO: 42,876 (35.7 bb)
BTN: 26,858 (22.4 bb)
SB: 26,206 (21.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 147,031 (122.5 bb)
UTG+1: 42,811 (35.7 bb)
UTG+2: 12,889 (10.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

5

6 folds, BTN raises to 2,699, SB calls 2,099, Hero calls 1,499

Flop: (9,447) J

8

7

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (9,447) 6

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 4,800, BTN folds, SB calls 4,800

River: (19,047) J

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 9,000, SB folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 84,458 (52.8 bb)
CO: 27,857 (17.4 bb)
BTN: 71,606 (44.8 bb)
SB: 53,526 (33.5 bb)
BB: 60,944 (38.1 bb)
UTG+2: 11,606 (7.3 bb)
Hero (MP1): 132,389 (82.7 bb)
MP2: 51,624 (32.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

J

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 3,360, 5 folds, BB calls 1,760

Flop: (9,120) 4

T

5

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 4,800, BB calls 4,800

Turn: (18,720) Q

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (18,720) T

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 9,600, BB folds

Results:

Эт мне за силу воли плюс характер.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 84,258 (52.7 bb)
MP3: 27,657 (17.3 bb)
CO: 71,406 (44.6 bb)
BTN: 52,526 (32.8 bb)
SB: 52,584 (32.9 bb)
BB: 11,406 (7.1 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 142,749 (89.2 bb)
UTG+2: 31,686 (19.8 bb)
MP1: 51,424 (32.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

A

Hero raises to 3,760, UTG+2 calls 3,760, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 27,457 and is all-in, 4 folds, Hero raises to 51,154, UTG+2 calls 27,726 and is all-in

Flop: (94,629) 5

K

J

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (94,629) 5

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (94,629) 8

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

2р1а
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (UTG+2): 9,535 (63.6 bb)
MP1: 8,607 (57.4 bb)
MP2: 13,255 (88.4 bb)
MP3: 6,720 (44.8 bb)
CO: 14,520 (96.8 bb)
BTN: 21,136 (140.9 bb)
SB: 2,643 (17.6 bb)
BB: 12,071 (80.5 bb)
UTG+1: 7,296 (48.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with 6

6

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 315, 3 folds, CO calls 315, 2 folds, BB calls 165

Flop: (1,200) 3

7

4

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 600, CO raises to 1,650, BB folds, Hero calls 1,050

Turn: (4,500) 2

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 3,000, Hero raises to 7,550 and is all-in, CO calls 4,550

River: (19,600) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

следущий раз хуй скину
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (UTG+2): 8,866 (59.1 bb)
MP1: 20,212 (134.7 bb)
MP2: 18,008 (120.1 bb)
MP3: 3,560 (23.7 bb)
CO: 3,215 (21.4 bb)
BTN: 2,501 (16.7 bb)
SB: 6,706 (44.7 bb)
BB: 14,244 (95 bb)
UTG+1: 4,885 (32.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with
UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 375, MP1 calls 375, 2 folds, CO raises to 3,195 and is all-in, BTN calls 2,481 and is all-in, 4 folds

Flop: (6,117) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (6,117) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,117) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $3.11 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 1,400 (46.7 bb)
MP2: 1,270 (42.3 bb)
MP3: 2,030 (67.7 bb)
CO: 1,460 (48.7 bb)
BTN: 1,660 (55.3 bb)
SB: 2,800 (93.3 bb)
BB: 1,440 (48 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 1,440 (48 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with
Hero folds, MP1 calls 30, MP2 calls 30, MP3 calls 30, 2 folds, SB completes, BB checks

Flop: (150) (5 players)
SB checks, BB bets 75, MP1 calls 75, MP2 calls 75, MP3 calls 75, SB folds

Turn: (450) (4 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks

River: (450) (4 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks

Results:

сказал же хуй скину и похуй что не попал))
Poker Stars, $3.11 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 1,130 (22.6 bb)
BB: 3,365 (67.3 bb)
UTG: 1,640 (32.8 bb)
MP: 2,425 (48.5 bb)
CO: 2,110 (42.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): 1,170 (23.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with
3 folds, Hero raises to 125, SB calls 100, BB calls 75

Flop: (375) (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 150, 2 folds

Results:

Палыч @ 25.1.2013
сказал же хуй скину и похуй что не попал))

Так и надо - я тока Даму8 и играю - подряд сдают - я тока наживаю

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (1,600/3,200 blinds, 400 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 312,655 (97.7 bb)
SB: 172,212 (53.8 bb)
BB: 74,354 (23.2 bb)
UTG+2: 133,145 (41.6 bb)
MP1: 237,406 (74.2 bb)
MP2: 44,390 (13.9 bb)
Hero (MP3): 278,766 (87.1 bb)
CO: 140,352 (43.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 8

Q

3 folds, Hero raises to 6,720, 4 folds

Results:


Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (1,600/3,200 blinds, 400 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 312,255 (97.6 bb)
BTN: 170,212 (53.2 bb)
SB: 70,754 (22.1 bb)
BB: 132,745 (41.5 bb)
UTG+1: 237,006 (74.1 bb)
UTG+2: 43,990 (13.7 bb)
Hero (MP1): 286,366 (89.5 bb)
MP2: 252,437 (78.9 bb)
MP3: 139,952 (43.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 8

Q

2 folds, Hero raises to 6,720, MP2 calls 6,720, 4 folds, BB calls 3,520

Flop: (25,360) 5

4

3

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks

Turn: (25,360) 8

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 8,000, MP2 calls 8,000, BB folds

River: (41,360) A

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks

Results:

Чет скинул - не люблю бутерброд с мусорами.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (1,600/3,200 blinds, 400 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 310,255 (97 bb)
UTG+2: 161,524 (50.5 bb)
MP1: 67,154 (21 bb)
MP2: 99,735 (31.2 bb)
MP3: 251,406 (78.6 bb)
CO: 45,190 (14.1 bb)
Hero (BTN): 306,206 (95.7 bb)
SB: 41,108 (12.8 bb)
BB: 170,530 (53.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

J

UTG+1 raises to 8,000, UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 17,800, 7 folds

Results:

Сука ты ебучая, играй не играй, мувь не мувь - а гандон пархатый тебя воткнет все равно.
Можно блять один сука турнир сыграть ровно ебаный по голове блять.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (2,000/4,000 blinds, 500 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 317,905 (79.5 bb)
MP2: 78,174 (19.5 bb)
MP3: 76,054 (19 bb)
CO: 117,395 (29.3 bb)
BTN: 347,456 (86.9 bb)
SB: 29,240 (7.3 bb)
Hero (BB): 317,284 (79.3 bb)
UTG+1: 90,419 (22.6 bb)
UTG+2: 259,051 (64.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3

3

4 folds, MP3 raises to 8,790, CO folds, BTN calls 8,790, SB folds, Hero calls 4,790

Flop: (32,870) 3

J

4

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 11,560, BTN raises to 28,000, Hero raises to 44,440, MP3 raises to 66,764 and is all-in, BTN folds, Hero calls 22,324

Turn: (194,398) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (194,398) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 32,108 (64.2 bb)
SB: 7,055 (14.1 bb)
BB: 34,771 (69.5 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 16,346 (32.7 bb)
UTG+2: 13,240 (26.5 bb)
MP1: 18,876 (37.8 bb)
MP2: 18,275 (36.6 bb)
MP3: 19,041 (38.1 bb)
CO: 19,135 (38.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with
Hero raises to 1,000, 5 folds, BTN raises to 2,500, 2 folds, Hero calls 1,500

Flop: (6,290) (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (6,290) (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 2,000, Hero calls 2,000

River: (10,290) (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 5,000, Hero calls 5,000

Results:
отомстил волку датскому
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 45,418 (90.8 bb)
BTN: 6,745 (13.5 bb)
SB: 35,311 (70.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 12,212 (24.4 bb)
UTG+2: 11,890 (23.8 bb)
MP1: 22,096 (44.2 bb)
MP2: 9,115 (18.2 bb)
MP3: 19,075 (38.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
4 folds, CO raises to 1,500, 2 folds, Hero calls 1,000

Flop: (3,730) (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (3,730) (2 players)
Hero bets 2,000, CO raises to 4,000, Hero raises to 10,652 and is all-in, CO calls 6,652

River: (25,034) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: