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Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 4,068 (20.3 bb)
UTG+1: 3,164 (15.8 bb)
UTG+2: 5,068 (25.3 bb)
MP1: 18,374 (91.9 bb)
MP2: 3,720 (18.6 bb)
MP3: 2,785 (13.9 bb)
CO: 5,445 (27.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): 11,869 (59.3 bb)
SB: 3,475 (17.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 7

A

UTG+1 calls 200, 3 folds, MP3 calls 200, CO folds, Hero raises to 600, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls 400, MP3 calls 400

Flop: (2,325) 7

6

Q

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets 1,100, UTG+1 calls 1,100, MP3 folds

Turn: (4,525) 5

(2 players)
UTG+1 bets 1,439 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,439

River: (7,403) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 260 (8.7 bb)
SB: 845 (28.2 bb)
BB: 1,015 (33.8 bb)
UTG+1: 1,000 (33.3 bb)
UTG+2: 955 (31.8 bb)
Hero (MP1): 1,180 (39.3 bb)
MP2: 825 (27.5 bb)
MP3: 600 (20 bb)
CO: 1,430 (47.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

9

2 folds, Hero raises to 90, 2 folds, CO calls 90, BTN raises to 260 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero raises to 1,180 and is all-in, CO calls 1,090

Flop: (2,665) 6

7

7

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (2,665) 3

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (2,665) A

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

шайка гремучих полупокеров,о чём они сука думают?????пидарасы не выебанные
Party, $5.40+R Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 10 Players
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MP2: 9,625 (38.5 bb)
UTG+2: 7,401 (29.6 bb)
UTG+1: 9,990 (40 bb)
Hero (MP3): 3,730 (14.9 bb)
BTN: 8,155 (32.6 bb)
UTG: 16,821 (67.3 bb)
CO: 22,435 (89.7 bb)
MP1: 16,365 (65.5 bb)
SB: 9,135 (36.5 bb)
BB: 22,304 (89.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to 500, MP1 folds, MP2 raises to 1,250, Hero raises to 3,705 and is all-in, 5 folds, MP2 calls 2,455

Flop: (8,535) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (8,535) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (8,535) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Lucas2010105 эта ебучая бразильская тварь, типа рег ездит меня из турнира в турнир. Начиная с топ-30 бига-16. - када эта мразата поймала два аута на терне.
Опять гнидоебка уебал тузов валетами, чтоб у тя пидер хуй на лбу вырос, и ты сдох там вместе со всеми совими макачьмим родствениками хуила блять.

за столом я ещё русский и 8 канадцев

зашугали нахуй канадские свиньи

Party, $20 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 2,490 (41.5 bb)
UTG+1: 3,605 (60.1 bb)
Hero (CO): 2,600 (43.3 bb)
SB: 6,320 (105.3 bb)
BB: 2,760 (46 bb)
UTG+2: 2,780 (46.3 bb)
MP3: 1,800 (30 bb)
BTN: 9,389 (156.5 bb)
MP1: 1,246 (20.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with fold
UTG+1 calls 60, 5 folds, BTN raises to 180, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls 120

Flop: (450) (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, BTN bets 225, UTG+1 calls 225

Turn: (900) (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, BTN checks

River: (900) (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, BTN bets 450, UTG+1 folds

Results:

нати жрите немытые, канадские свиньи
Party, $20 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 2,490 (41.5 bb)
CO: 3,050 (50.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 2,840 (47.3 bb)
MP2: 6,380 (106.3 bb)
MP3: 2,670 (44.5 bb)
BTN: 2,690 (44.8 bb)
UTG+1: 1,800 (30 bb)
MP1: 9,884 (164.7 bb)
SB: 1,186 (19.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with
UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 150, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 500, 4 folds, Hero calls 350

Flop: (1,090) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 505, Hero calls 505

Turn: (2,100) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 900, Hero raises to 1,800, MP3 calls 765 and is all-in

River: (5,430) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Не суй раздачи под спойлер - а то шоудаун не видать.

Goban899 @ 23.1.2013
Не суй раздачи под спойлер - а то шоудаун не видать.

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блять пати постоянно глумится чтоль сажают за один стол то топ3, то топ5 ,какой мудак там рассадкой занимается,чтоб у него хуй на лбу вырос

ссыкуны ванючие
Party, $20 Buy-in (60/120 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 2,085 (17.4 bb)
MP3: 3,780 (31.5 bb)
CO: 12,625 (105.2 bb)
UTG+1: 3,790 (31.6 bb)
Hero (MP2): 6,965 (58 bb)
MP1: 10,115 (84.3 bb)
SB: 5,810 (48.4 bb)
UTG+2: 5,595 (46.6 bb)
BTN: 12,499 (104.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with
UTG+1 calls 120, UTG+2 calls 120, MP1 raises to 480, Hero raises to 1,200, 8 folds

Results:
Party, $20 Buy-in (60/120 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 1,905 (15.9 bb)
MP1: 3,780 (31.5 bb)
MP2: 12,625 (105.2 bb)
SB: 3,550 (29.6 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 7,585 (63.2 bb)
UTG+1: 9,635 (80.3 bb)
CO: 5,750 (47.9 bb)
BB: 5,475 (45.6 bb)
MP3: 12,959 (108 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with
UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 280, 5 folds, SB calls 220, BB folds

Flop: (680) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 360, SB raises to 720, Hero raises to 1,560, SB folds

Results:

жрите ,хуй вам ,а не моих тузов
Party, $10 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 650 (16.3 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,215 (80.4 bb)
UTG+1: 7,720 (193 bb)
MP3: 2,145 (53.6 bb)
UTG+2: 2,590 (64.8 bb)
CO: 2,770 (69.3 bb)
SB: 2,805 (70.1 bb)
MP1: 5,140 (128.5 bb)
BTN: 2,880 (72 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
4 folds, MP3 calls 40, 3 folds, Hero raises to 160, MP3 calls 120

Flop: (340) (2 players)
Hero bets 170, MP3 raises to 637, Hero calls 467

Turn: (1,614) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 1,210, Hero raises to 2,418 and is all-in, MP3 calls 138 and is all-in

River: (4,310) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:
кто ссыт ,тот гибнет

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 9,771 (24.4 bb)
UTG+2: 5,565 (13.9 bb)
MP1: 24,829 (62.1 bb)
MP2: 6,233 (15.6 bb)
MP3: 27,081 (67.7 bb)
CO: 9,991 (25 bb)
Hero (BTN): 23,649 (59.1 bb)
SB: 15,656 (39.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 3

5

5 folds, Hero raises to 840, SB folds, BB calls 440

Flop: (2,280) 3

4

8

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (2,280) 9

(2 players)
BB bets 800, Hero calls 800

River: (3,880) Q

(2 players)
BB bets 1,200, Hero calls 1,200

Results:

ах ты же,ссыкливая канадская помойная свинья ,где ставка ривера?
Party, $20 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BTN: 4,180 (27.9 bb)
MP3: 11,007 (73.4 bb)
SB: 12,118 (80.8 bb)
MP1: 7,573 (50.5 bb)
CO: 4,455 (29.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 7,775 (51.8 bb)
UTG+2: 11,347 (75.6 bb)
MP2: 7,600 (50.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 300, 5 folds, Hero calls 150

Flop: (675) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 506, Hero calls 506

Turn: (1,687) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 1,687, Hero calls 1,687

River: (5,061) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks

Results:

Плохо сыграл ты раздачу с А8 - тут за 1.01 у него туз - надо добирать самому полюбас.


А я вот узрел перуанского слоудолбоеба. Зашел конечно кривовато я, но иногда можно.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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Hero (MP3): 26,814 (33.5 bb)
CO: 2,588 (3.2 bb)
BTN: 23,160 (29 bb)
SB: 44,449 (55.6 bb)
BB: 18,680 (23.4 bb)
UTG+2: 10,973 (13.7 bb)
MP1: 11,188 (14 bb)
MP2: 35,021 (43.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 6

6

2 folds, MP2 raises to 1,600, Hero calls 1,600, CO folds, BTN raises to 4,000, 2 folds, MP2 calls 2,400, Hero calls 2,400

Flop: (14,000) 5

Q

2

(3 players)
MP2 checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (14,000) 6

(3 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 5,200, BTN raises to 19,060 and is all-in, MP2 folds, Hero calls 13,860

River: (52,120) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Вот так бы ккаждый раз на предфиналках
Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 41,313 (25.8 bb)
SB: 51,850 (32.4 bb)
BB: 38,536 (24.1 bb)
UTG+1: 53,765 (33.6 bb)
UTG+2: 27,038 (16.9 bb)
MP1: 25,517 (15.9 bb)
MP2: 45,925 (28.7 bb)
Hero (MP3): 50,627 (31.6 bb)
CO: 131,546 (82.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

K

2 folds, MP1 raises to 25,317 and is all-in, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 50,427 and is all-in, 4 folds

Flop: (54,834) 9

Q

K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (54,834) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (54,834) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

УАН МООООООООООООООООООООООООООООООО ТАЙМ, ФАКИН ЭНИМАЛС!!!!!!!!!!!

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 310 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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CO: 134,362 (53.7 bb)
BTN: 67,480 (27 bb)
SB: 80,638 (32.3 bb)
BB: 17,668 (7.1 bb)
MP1: 32,522 (13 bb)
Hero (MP2): 84,004 (33.6 bb)
MP3: 49,443 (19.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

K

MP1 raises to 32,212 and is all-in, Hero raises to 83,694 and is all-in, 5 folds

Flop: (70,344) 2

A

J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (70,344) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (70,344) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

почему то я ,не удивлён,ебанная канадская свинья,обожравшая говна с впипом 70
Party, $10 Buy-in (60/120 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 10 Players
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BB: 3,029 (25.2 bb)
MP1: 1,815 (15.1 bb)
SB: 8,684 (72.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): 3,600 (30 bb)
MP3: 6,958 (58 bb)
UTG: 7,200 (60 bb)
MP2: 1,280 (10.7 bb)
UTG+1: 9,252 (77.1 bb)
UTG+2: 3,060 (25.5 bb)
CO: 5,807 (48.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls 120, 2 folds, MP2 calls 120, 2 folds, Hero calls 120, SB folds, BB checks

Flop: (540) (4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets 120, MP2 folds, Hero calls 120, BB folds

Turn: (780) (2 players)
UTG+1 bets 320, Hero raises to 640, UTG+1 calls 320

River: (2,060) (2 players)
UTG+1 bets 1,080, Hero raises to 2,720 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls 1,640

Results:

Вот так эта охуевшая, вышеупомянутая мною бразильская мразота Lucas2010105 и играет

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (3,000/6,000 blinds, 750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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MP: 177,307 (29.6 bb)
CO: 131,233 (21.9 bb)
BTN: 126,205 (21 bb)
SB: 140,789 (23.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 91,370 (15.2 bb)
UTG: 326,096 (54.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6

3

3 folds, BTN raises to 12,660, SB raises to 27,200, Hero folds, BTN raises to 42,000, SB raises to 140,039 and is all-in, BTN calls 83,455 and is all-in

Flop: (261,410) T

K

6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (261,410) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (261,410) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Другую бразилу езданул

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (3,000/6,000 blinds, 750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 5 Players
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SB: 156,307 (26.1 bb)
BB: 190,483 (31.7 bb)
MP: 274,494 (45.7 bb)
Hero (CO): 67,370 (11.2 bb)
BTN: 304,346 (50.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J

Q

MP folds, Hero raises to 66,620 and is all-in, 2 folds, BB calls 60,620

Flop: (139,990) 9

J

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (139,990) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (139,990) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: