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Опять на ровном месте двум ебланам въебал два турика.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 4,550 (56.9 bb)
Hero (MP1): 3,035 (37.9 bb)
MP2: 8,600 (107.5 bb)
MP3: 2,025 (25.3 bb)
CO: 3,000 (37.5 bb)
BTN: 9,300 (116.3 bb)
SB: 2,515 (31.4 bb)
BB: 960 (12 bb)
UTG+1: 3,995 (49.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

Q

2 folds, Hero raises to 240, MP2 calls 240, 4 folds, BB calls 160

Flop: (760) 7

8

5

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 400, MP2 raises to 7,000, BB folds, Hero calls 2,395 and is all-in

Turn: (6,350) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,350) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 4,045 (40.5 bb)
MP3: 6,258 (62.6 bb)
CO: 3,304 (33 bb)
BTN: 4,200 (42 bb)
SB: 3,865 (38.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,279 (22.8 bb)
UTG+1: 2,206 (22.1 bb)
UTG+2: 9,478 (94.8 bb)
MP1: 5,555 (55.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

A

4 folds, MP3 raises to 200, 2 folds, SB calls 150, Hero raises to 2,269 and is all-in, MP3 folds, SB calls 2,069

Flop: (4,828) T

2

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (4,828) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,828) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

BlitzMonkey - канадская пидерша.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 4,045 (40.5 bb)
MP3: 6,258 (62.6 bb)
CO: 3,304 (33 bb)
BTN: 4,200 (42 bb)
SB: 3,865 (38.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,279 (22.8 bb)
UTG+1: 2,206 (22.1 bb)
UTG+2: 9,478 (94.8 bb)
MP1: 5,555 (55.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

A

4 folds, MP3 raises to 200, 2 folds, SB calls 150, Hero raises to 2,269 and is all-in, MP3 folds, SB calls 2,069

Flop: (4,828) T

2

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (4,828) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,828) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Уебал бразильского рега по-бразильски

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 6,446 (12.9 bb)
Hero (MP1): 16,606 (33.2 bb)
MP2: 34,039 (68.1 bb)
MP3: 21,636 (43.3 bb)
CO: 7,372 (14.7 bb)
BTN: 7,952 (15.9 bb)
SB: 23,042 (46.1 bb)
BB: 11,386 (22.8 bb)
UTG+1: 11,814 (23.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

2

2 folds, Hero raises to 1,050, 3 folds, BTN calls 1,050, SB folds, BB calls 550

Flop: (3,940) 2

7

2

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 1,750, BTN calls 1,750, BB folds

Turn: (7,440) T

(2 players)
Hero bets 2,500, BTN raises to 5,092 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,592

River: (17,624) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Румын еб.

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 5,612 (70.2 bb)
SB: 2,400 (30 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,760 (47 bb)
UTG+1: 2,840 (35.5 bb)
UTG+2: 10,187 (127.3 bb)
MP1: 5,626 (70.3 bb)
MP2: 8,512 (106.4 bb)
MP3: 2,625 (32.8 bb)
CO: 2,500 (31.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

Q

5 folds, CO raises to 240, 2 folds, Hero calls 160

Flop: (520) Q

7

7

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 240, Hero calls 240

Turn: (1,000) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 720, Hero raises to 3,280 and is all-in, CO folds

Results:


Чудом отскочил я

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 28,813 (48 bb)
Hero (BTN): 18,383 (30.6 bb)
SB: 52,244 (87.1 bb)
BB: 17,764 (29.6 bb)
UTG+2: 16,154 (26.9 bb)
MP1: 14,262 (23.8 bb)
MP2: 21,122 (35.2 bb)
MP3: 13,510 (22.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

K

5 folds, Hero raises to 1,410, SB calls 1,110, BB calls 810

Flop: (4,790) K

6

8

(3 players)
SB checks, BB bets 600, Hero raises to 2,100, SB folds, BB calls 1,500

Turn: (8,990) 2

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 3,900, BB calls 3,900

River: (16,790) J

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 7,200, BB calls 7,200

Results:

Грек блять

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 1,627 (13.6 bb)
MP1: 3,135 (26.1 bb)
Hero (MP2): 4,965 (41.4 bb)
MP3: 5,110 (42.6 bb)
CO: 14,572 (121.4 bb)
BTN: 2,659 (22.2 bb)
SB: 10,214 (85.1 bb)
BB: 1,400 (11.7 bb)
UTG+1: 5,890 (49.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with J

A

3 folds, Hero raises to 300, 2 folds, BTN calls 300, 2 folds

Flop: (915) J

8

A

(2 players)
Hero bets 420, BTN calls 420

Turn: (1,755) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets 960, BTN calls 960

River: (3,675) T

(2 players)
Hero bets 3,270 and is all-in, BTN folds

Results:

Довели пидеры.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (SB): 49,853 (49.9 bb)
BB: 13,118 (13.1 bb)
UTG+1: 29,777 (29.8 bb)
UTG+2: 77,087 (77.1 bb)
MP1: 17,762 (17.8 bb)
MP2: 35,384 (35.4 bb)
MP3: 12,087 (12.1 bb)
CO: 18,080 (18.1 bb)
BTN: 22,715 (22.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

Q

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 2,000, 4 folds, BTN calls 2,000, Hero calls 1,500, BB calls 1,000

Flop: (9,125) 8

6

Q

(4 players)
Hero bets 4,000, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 4,000, BTN raises to 20,590 and is all-in, Hero folds, UTG+2 calls 16,590

Turn: (54,305) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (54,305) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 2,920 (19.5 bb)
UTG+1: 4,750 (31.7 bb)
UTG+2: 3,010 (20.1 bb)
MP1: 16,578 (110.5 bb)
MP2: 4,635 (30.9 bb)
MP3: 5,848 (39 bb)
CO: 2,210 (14.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): 5,317 (35.4 bb)
SB: 5,125 (34.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

K

4 folds, MP3 raises to 300, CO raises to 2,190 and is all-in, Hero raises to 4,080, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 5,828 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,217 and is all-in

Flop: (13,189) 9

4

8

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (13,189) J

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (13,189) 7

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 4,068 (20.3 bb)
UTG+1: 3,164 (15.8 bb)
UTG+2: 5,068 (25.3 bb)
MP1: 18,374 (91.9 bb)
MP2: 3,720 (18.6 bb)
MP3: 2,785 (13.9 bb)
CO: 5,445 (27.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): 11,869 (59.3 bb)
SB: 3,475 (17.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 7

A

UTG+1 calls 200, 3 folds, MP3 calls 200, CO folds, Hero raises to 600, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls 400, MP3 calls 400

Flop: (2,325) 7

6

Q

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets 1,100, UTG+1 calls 1,100, MP3 folds

Turn: (4,525) 5

(2 players)
UTG+1 bets 1,439 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,439

River: (7,403) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 260 (8.7 bb)
SB: 845 (28.2 bb)
BB: 1,015 (33.8 bb)
UTG+1: 1,000 (33.3 bb)
UTG+2: 955 (31.8 bb)
Hero (MP1): 1,180 (39.3 bb)
MP2: 825 (27.5 bb)
MP3: 600 (20 bb)
CO: 1,430 (47.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

9

2 folds, Hero raises to 90, 2 folds, CO calls 90, BTN raises to 260 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero raises to 1,180 and is all-in, CO calls 1,090

Flop: (2,665) 6

7

7

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (2,665) 3

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (2,665) A

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

шайка гремучих полупокеров,о чём они сука думают?????пидарасы не выебанные
Party, $5.40+R Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 10 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 9,625 (38.5 bb)
UTG+2: 7,401 (29.6 bb)
UTG+1: 9,990 (40 bb)
Hero (MP3): 3,730 (14.9 bb)
BTN: 8,155 (32.6 bb)
UTG: 16,821 (67.3 bb)
CO: 22,435 (89.7 bb)
MP1: 16,365 (65.5 bb)
SB: 9,135 (36.5 bb)
BB: 22,304 (89.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to 500, MP1 folds, MP2 raises to 1,250, Hero raises to 3,705 and is all-in, 5 folds, MP2 calls 2,455

Flop: (8,535) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (8,535) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (8,535) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Lucas2010105 эта ебучая бразильская тварь, типа рег ездит меня из турнира в турнир. Начиная с топ-30 бига-16. - када эта мразата поймала два аута на терне.
Опять гнидоебка уебал тузов валетами, чтоб у тя пидер хуй на лбу вырос, и ты сдох там вместе со всеми совими макачьмим родствениками хуила блять.

за столом я ещё русский и 8 канадцев

зашугали нахуй канадские свиньи

Party, $20 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 2,490 (41.5 bb)
UTG+1: 3,605 (60.1 bb)
Hero (CO): 2,600 (43.3 bb)
SB: 6,320 (105.3 bb)
BB: 2,760 (46 bb)
UTG+2: 2,780 (46.3 bb)
MP3: 1,800 (30 bb)
BTN: 9,389 (156.5 bb)
MP1: 1,246 (20.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with fold
UTG+1 calls 60, 5 folds, BTN raises to 180, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls 120

Flop: (450) (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, BTN bets 225, UTG+1 calls 225

Turn: (900) (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, BTN checks

River: (900) (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, BTN bets 450, UTG+1 folds

Results:

нати жрите немытые, канадские свиньи
Party, $20 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 2,490 (41.5 bb)
CO: 3,050 (50.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 2,840 (47.3 bb)
MP2: 6,380 (106.3 bb)
MP3: 2,670 (44.5 bb)
BTN: 2,690 (44.8 bb)
UTG+1: 1,800 (30 bb)
MP1: 9,884 (164.7 bb)
SB: 1,186 (19.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with
UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 150, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 500, 4 folds, Hero calls 350

Flop: (1,090) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 505, Hero calls 505

Turn: (2,100) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 900, Hero raises to 1,800, MP3 calls 765 and is all-in

River: (5,430) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Не суй раздачи под спойлер - а то шоудаун не видать.

Goban899 @ 23.1.2013
Не суй раздачи под спойлер - а то шоудаун не видать.

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блять пати постоянно глумится чтоль сажают за один стол то топ3, то топ5 ,какой мудак там рассадкой занимается,чтоб у него хуй на лбу вырос

ссыкуны ванючие
Party, $20 Buy-in (60/120 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 2,085 (17.4 bb)
MP3: 3,780 (31.5 bb)
CO: 12,625 (105.2 bb)
UTG+1: 3,790 (31.6 bb)
Hero (MP2): 6,965 (58 bb)
MP1: 10,115 (84.3 bb)
SB: 5,810 (48.4 bb)
UTG+2: 5,595 (46.6 bb)
BTN: 12,499 (104.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with
UTG+1 calls 120, UTG+2 calls 120, MP1 raises to 480, Hero raises to 1,200, 8 folds

Results:
Party, $20 Buy-in (60/120 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 1,905 (15.9 bb)
MP1: 3,780 (31.5 bb)
MP2: 12,625 (105.2 bb)
SB: 3,550 (29.6 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 7,585 (63.2 bb)
UTG+1: 9,635 (80.3 bb)
CO: 5,750 (47.9 bb)
BB: 5,475 (45.6 bb)
MP3: 12,959 (108 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with
UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 280, 5 folds, SB calls 220, BB folds

Flop: (680) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 360, SB raises to 720, Hero raises to 1,560, SB folds

Results:

жрите ,хуй вам ,а не моих тузов
Party, $10 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 650 (16.3 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,215 (80.4 bb)
UTG+1: 7,720 (193 bb)
MP3: 2,145 (53.6 bb)
UTG+2: 2,590 (64.8 bb)
CO: 2,770 (69.3 bb)
SB: 2,805 (70.1 bb)
MP1: 5,140 (128.5 bb)
BTN: 2,880 (72 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
4 folds, MP3 calls 40, 3 folds, Hero raises to 160, MP3 calls 120

Flop: (340) (2 players)
Hero bets 170, MP3 raises to 637, Hero calls 467

Turn: (1,614) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 1,210, Hero raises to 2,418 and is all-in, MP3 calls 138 and is all-in

River: (4,310) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:
кто ссыт ,тот гибнет

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 9,771 (24.4 bb)
UTG+2: 5,565 (13.9 bb)
MP1: 24,829 (62.1 bb)
MP2: 6,233 (15.6 bb)
MP3: 27,081 (67.7 bb)
CO: 9,991 (25 bb)
Hero (BTN): 23,649 (59.1 bb)
SB: 15,656 (39.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 3

5

5 folds, Hero raises to 840, SB folds, BB calls 440

Flop: (2,280) 3

4

8

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (2,280) 9

(2 players)
BB bets 800, Hero calls 800

River: (3,880) Q

(2 players)
BB bets 1,200, Hero calls 1,200

Results:

ах ты же,ссыкливая канадская помойная свинья ,где ставка ривера?
Party, $20 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 4,180 (27.9 bb)
MP3: 11,007 (73.4 bb)
SB: 12,118 (80.8 bb)
MP1: 7,573 (50.5 bb)
CO: 4,455 (29.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 7,775 (51.8 bb)
UTG+2: 11,347 (75.6 bb)
MP2: 7,600 (50.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 300, 5 folds, Hero calls 150

Flop: (675) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 506, Hero calls 506

Turn: (1,687) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 1,687, Hero calls 1,687

River: (5,061) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks

Results: