Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

Вторую неделю читаю раздачи, а точнее заголовки к ним и ни одного скрина с заносом... наверно лики в игре...

Рельно хотел выкинуть - бабл, да и опп бразила - все очевидно же.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 25,609 (32 bb)
MP2: 5,572 (7 bb)
Hero (MP3): 6,721 (8.4 bb)
CO: 21,866 (27.3 bb)
BTN: 18,101 (22.6 bb)
SB: 22,566 (28.2 bb)
BB: 9,883 (12.4 bb)
UTG+1: 35,228 (44 bb)
UTG+2: 33,793 (42.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K

K

4 folds, Hero raises to 6,621 and is all-in, 2 folds, SB raises to 22,466 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (14,942) Q

3

4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (14,942) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (14,942) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

popolop @ 22.1.2013
Вторую неделю читаю раздачи, а точнее заголовки к ним и ни одного скрина с заносом... наверно лики в игре...

Непохоже на то.
Он как Газманов " Заносы оставляет себе " !
А неясных оппов выкладывает тебе !

Да не раздавайте мне этих черепов ебаных - я на них тут вотрой год только и делаю что отсасываю.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 875 (2.2 bb)
MP1: 9,982 (25 bb)
Hero (MP2): 4,555 (11.4 bb)
MP3: 6,216 (15.5 bb)
CO: 10,910 (27.3 bb)
BTN: 17,708 (44.3 bb)
SB: 10,365 (25.9 bb)
BB: 2,650 (6.6 bb)
UTG+1: 3,193 (8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K

K

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 825 and is all-in, MP1 folds, Hero raises to 4,505 and is all-in, 5 folds

Flop: (2,700) 4

A

Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (2,700) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (2,700) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Sedg89, извини за переезд

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 19,429 (64.8 bb)
MP1: 9,793 (32.6 bb)
MP2: 23,077 (76.9 bb)
MP3: 10,585 (35.3 bb)
CO: 38,607 (128.7 bb)
BTN: 9,048 (30.2 bb)
Hero (SB): 7,363 (24.5 bb)
BB: 17,925 (59.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J

A

5 folds, BTN raises to 750, Hero raises to 7,338 and is all-in, BB folds, BTN calls 6,588

Flop: (15,176) K

5

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (15,176) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (15,176) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 8,976 (149.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,155 (35.9 bb)
SB: 2,940 (49 bb)
BB: 4,645 (77.4 bb)
UTG+2: 3,953 (65.9 bb)
MP1: 2,299 (38.3 bb)
MP2: 12,678 (211.3 bb)
MP3: 2,707 (45.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

Q

2 folds, MP2 raises to 120, MP3 calls 120, CO calls 120, Hero raises to 330, 2 folds, MP2 calls 210, MP3 calls 210, CO calls 210

Flop: (1,410) Q

7

2

(4 players)
MP2 checks, MP3 checks, CO checks, Hero bets 1,825 and is all-in, 3 folds

Results:

popolop @ 22.1.2013
Вторую неделю читаю раздачи, а точнее заголовки к ним и ни одного скрина с заносом... наверно лики в игре...

это потому что,некто под именем "пархатый п*****ас",палец в жопе держит

Второй раз короли в биге - первый раз тузу7 (см.выше) всосали, терь тузу9.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 9,330 (15.6 bb)
BTN: 13,502 (22.5 bb)
Hero (SB): 6,346 (10.6 bb)
BB: 9,232 (15.4 bb)
UTG+1: 5,980 (10 bb)
UTG+2: 16,238 (27.1 bb)
MP1: 11,332 (18.9 bb)
MP2: 33,985 (56.6 bb)
MP3: 5,436 (9.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

K

4 folds, MP3 raises to 5,366 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero raises to 6,276 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (11,962) Q

9

5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (11,962) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (11,962) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Раскрутился в биге с 800 фишек благодаря таким вот опизденевшим пидарам

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 8,310 (11.9 bb)
BB: 13,082 (18.7 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 4,460 (6.4 bb)
UTG+2: 7,912 (11.3 bb)
MP1: 4,660 (6.7 bb)
MP2: 26,060 (37.2 bb)
MP3: 16,219 (23.2 bb)
CO: 39,720 (56.7 bb)
BTN: 10,712 (15.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 6

6

Hero raises to 4,375 and is all-in, 7 folds, BB calls 3,675

Flop: (9,865) 4

2

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (9,865) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (9,865) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Ебанануться блеать. Малыш Шейни заебался там чихать что-ль и громко пукать постянно, от того, что я его поношу постоянно, и переключил рубильнички.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 13,609 (34 bb)
BB: 3,968 (9.9 bb)
UTG+1: 31,723 (79.3 bb)
UTG+2: 14,385 (36 bb)
MP1: 19,634 (49.1 bb)
MP2: 37,827 (94.6 bb)
MP3: 4,710 (11.8 bb)
Hero (CO): 5,466 (13.7 bb)
BTN: 23,020 (57.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

T

5 folds, Hero raises to 5,416 and is all-in, BTN calls 5,416, SB folds, BB calls 3,518 and is all-in

Flop: (15,400) A

J

J

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (15,400) 7

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (15,400) J

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Goban899 @ 22.1.2013
Малыш Шейни заебался там чихать что-ль и громко пукать постянно, от того, что я его поношу постоянно, и переключил рубильнички.

похоже его припалили с кулаком в жопе,ну и соответственно пришлось вытащить,но палец по-любому оставил

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 17,039 (28.4 bb)
BB: 28,075 (46.8 bb)
UTG+1: 18,752 (31.3 bb)
UTG+2: 14,210 (23.7 bb)
MP1: 20,344 (33.9 bb)
MP2: 52,523 (87.5 bb)
MP3: 5,613 (9.4 bb)
Hero (CO): 12,260 (20.4 bb)
BTN: 24,514 (40.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

K

3 folds, MP2 raises to 1,200, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 2,700, 3 folds, MP2 calls 1,500

Flop: (6,750) J

4

3

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 3,600, MP2 calls 3,600

Turn: (13,950) 4

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 5,910 and is all-in, MP2 calls 5,910

River: (25,770) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Goban899 @ 22.1.2013
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 17,039 (28.4 bb)
BB: 28,075 (46.8 bb)
UTG+1: 18,752 (31.3 bb)
UTG+2: 14,210 (23.7 bb)
MP1: 20,344 (33.9 bb)
MP2: 52,523 (87.5 bb)
MP3: 5,613 (9.4 bb)
Hero (CO): 12,260 (20.4 bb)
BTN: 24,514 (40.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

K

3 folds, MP2 raises to 1,200, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 2,700, 3 folds, MP2 calls 1,500

Flop: (6,750) J

4

3

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 3,600, MP2 calls 3,600

Turn: (13,950) 4

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 5,910 and is all-in, MP2 calls 5,910

River: (25,770) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

25,770 pot
Final Board: J

4

3

4

2

MP2 showed A

K

and lost (-12,260 net)
Hero showed K

K

and won 25,770 (13,510 net)

ну вот и КингКонги сыграли,похоже малыш Шейнберг оставил на время свою жопу впокое

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 17,039 (28.4 bb)
BB: 28,075 (46.8 bb)
UTG+1: 18,752 (31.3 bb)
UTG+2: 14,210 (23.7 bb)
MP1: 20,344 (33.9 bb)
MP2: 52,523 (87.5 bb)
MP3: 5,613 (9.4 bb)
Hero (CO): 12,260 (20.4 bb)
BTN: 24,514 (40.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

K

3 folds, MP2 raises to 1,200, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 2,700, 3 folds, MP2 calls 1,500

Flop: (6,750) J

4

3

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 3,600, MP2 calls 3,600

Turn: (13,950) 4

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 5,910 and is all-in, MP2 calls 5,910

River: (25,770) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Опять на ровном месте двум ебланам въебал два турика.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 4,550 (56.9 bb)
Hero (MP1): 3,035 (37.9 bb)
MP2: 8,600 (107.5 bb)
MP3: 2,025 (25.3 bb)
CO: 3,000 (37.5 bb)
BTN: 9,300 (116.3 bb)
SB: 2,515 (31.4 bb)
BB: 960 (12 bb)
UTG+1: 3,995 (49.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

Q

2 folds, Hero raises to 240, MP2 calls 240, 4 folds, BB calls 160

Flop: (760) 7

8

5

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 400, MP2 raises to 7,000, BB folds, Hero calls 2,395 and is all-in

Turn: (6,350) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,350) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 4,045 (40.5 bb)
MP3: 6,258 (62.6 bb)
CO: 3,304 (33 bb)
BTN: 4,200 (42 bb)
SB: 3,865 (38.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,279 (22.8 bb)
UTG+1: 2,206 (22.1 bb)
UTG+2: 9,478 (94.8 bb)
MP1: 5,555 (55.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

A

4 folds, MP3 raises to 200, 2 folds, SB calls 150, Hero raises to 2,269 and is all-in, MP3 folds, SB calls 2,069

Flop: (4,828) T

2

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (4,828) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,828) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

BlitzMonkey - канадская пидерша.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 4,045 (40.5 bb)
MP3: 6,258 (62.6 bb)
CO: 3,304 (33 bb)
BTN: 4,200 (42 bb)
SB: 3,865 (38.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,279 (22.8 bb)
UTG+1: 2,206 (22.1 bb)
UTG+2: 9,478 (94.8 bb)
MP1: 5,555 (55.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

A

4 folds, MP3 raises to 200, 2 folds, SB calls 150, Hero raises to 2,269 and is all-in, MP3 folds, SB calls 2,069

Flop: (4,828) T

2

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (4,828) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,828) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Уебал бразильского рега по-бразильски

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 6,446 (12.9 bb)
Hero (MP1): 16,606 (33.2 bb)
MP2: 34,039 (68.1 bb)
MP3: 21,636 (43.3 bb)
CO: 7,372 (14.7 bb)
BTN: 7,952 (15.9 bb)
SB: 23,042 (46.1 bb)
BB: 11,386 (22.8 bb)
UTG+1: 11,814 (23.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

2

2 folds, Hero raises to 1,050, 3 folds, BTN calls 1,050, SB folds, BB calls 550

Flop: (3,940) 2

7

2

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 1,750, BTN calls 1,750, BB folds

Turn: (7,440) T

(2 players)
Hero bets 2,500, BTN raises to 5,092 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,592

River: (17,624) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Румын еб.

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 5,612 (70.2 bb)
SB: 2,400 (30 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,760 (47 bb)
UTG+1: 2,840 (35.5 bb)
UTG+2: 10,187 (127.3 bb)
MP1: 5,626 (70.3 bb)
MP2: 8,512 (106.4 bb)
MP3: 2,625 (32.8 bb)
CO: 2,500 (31.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

Q

5 folds, CO raises to 240, 2 folds, Hero calls 160

Flop: (520) Q

7

7

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 240, Hero calls 240

Turn: (1,000) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 720, Hero raises to 3,280 and is all-in, CO folds

Results:


Чудом отскочил я

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 28,813 (48 bb)
Hero (BTN): 18,383 (30.6 bb)
SB: 52,244 (87.1 bb)
BB: 17,764 (29.6 bb)
UTG+2: 16,154 (26.9 bb)
MP1: 14,262 (23.8 bb)
MP2: 21,122 (35.2 bb)
MP3: 13,510 (22.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

K

5 folds, Hero raises to 1,410, SB calls 1,110, BB calls 810

Flop: (4,790) K

6

8

(3 players)
SB checks, BB bets 600, Hero raises to 2,100, SB folds, BB calls 1,500

Turn: (8,990) 2

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 3,900, BB calls 3,900

River: (16,790) J

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 7,200, BB calls 7,200

Results:

Грек блять

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 1,627 (13.6 bb)
MP1: 3,135 (26.1 bb)
Hero (MP2): 4,965 (41.4 bb)
MP3: 5,110 (42.6 bb)
CO: 14,572 (121.4 bb)
BTN: 2,659 (22.2 bb)
SB: 10,214 (85.1 bb)
BB: 1,400 (11.7 bb)
UTG+1: 5,890 (49.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with J

A

3 folds, Hero raises to 300, 2 folds, BTN calls 300, 2 folds

Flop: (915) J

8

A

(2 players)
Hero bets 420, BTN calls 420

Turn: (1,755) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets 960, BTN calls 960

River: (3,675) T

(2 players)
Hero bets 3,270 and is all-in, BTN folds

Results:

Довели пидеры.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (SB): 49,853 (49.9 bb)
BB: 13,118 (13.1 bb)
UTG+1: 29,777 (29.8 bb)
UTG+2: 77,087 (77.1 bb)
MP1: 17,762 (17.8 bb)
MP2: 35,384 (35.4 bb)
MP3: 12,087 (12.1 bb)
CO: 18,080 (18.1 bb)
BTN: 22,715 (22.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

Q

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 2,000, 4 folds, BTN calls 2,000, Hero calls 1,500, BB calls 1,000

Flop: (9,125) 8

6

Q

(4 players)
Hero bets 4,000, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 4,000, BTN raises to 20,590 and is all-in, Hero folds, UTG+2 calls 16,590

Turn: (54,305) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (54,305) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 2,920 (19.5 bb)
UTG+1: 4,750 (31.7 bb)
UTG+2: 3,010 (20.1 bb)
MP1: 16,578 (110.5 bb)
MP2: 4,635 (30.9 bb)
MP3: 5,848 (39 bb)
CO: 2,210 (14.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): 5,317 (35.4 bb)
SB: 5,125 (34.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

K

4 folds, MP3 raises to 300, CO raises to 2,190 and is all-in, Hero raises to 4,080, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 5,828 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,217 and is all-in

Flop: (13,189) 9

4

8

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (13,189) J

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (13,189) 7

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results: