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Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 8,941 (89.4 bb)
BB: 3,822 (38.2 bb)
UTG+2: 8,290 (82.9 bb)
MP1: 2,620 (26.2 bb)
MP2: 6,332 (63.3 bb)
MP3: 2,908 (29.1 bb)
CO: 6,563 (65.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): 4,758 (47.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

Q

UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 100, 2 folds, CO raises to 300, Hero calls 300, 2 folds, MP1 calls 200

Flop: (1,130) Q

8

T

(3 players)
MP1 checks, CO checks, Hero bets 600, MP1 folds, CO raises to 1,800, Hero raises to 4,448 and is all-in, CO calls 2,648

Turn: (10,026) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (10,026) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Нормально вышло,чо

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 3,370 (22.5 bb)
CO: 5,537 (36.9 bb)
BTN: 5,705 (38 bb)
SB: 4,357 (29 bb)
Hero (BB): 5,950 (39.7 bb)
UTG+2: 6,525 (43.5 bb)
MP1: 3,128 (20.9 bb)
MP2: 2,538 (16.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4

3

5 folds, BTN raises to 315, SB calls 240, Hero calls 165

Flop: (1,105) 8

3

J

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (1,105) 3

(3 players)
SB bets 600, Hero calls 600, BTN folds

River: (2,305) 3

(2 players)
SB bets 1,050, Hero raises to 5,015 and is all-in, SB calls 2,372 and is all-in

Results:

Погонял чуток бразилу

2р1а
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 14,741 (147.4 bb)
BB: 12,910 (129.1 bb)
UTG+1: 5,242 (52.4 bb)
UTG+2: 11,047 (110.5 bb)
MP1: 16,147 (161.5 bb)
MP2: 9,000 (90 bb)
MP3: 11,541 (115.4 bb)
CO: 13,604 (136 bb)
Hero (BTN): 9,373 (93.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8

7

5 folds, CO raises to 220, Hero raises to 500, 2 folds, CO calls 280

Flop: (1,240) A

6

A

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets 650, CO calls 650

Turn: (2,540) 5

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero checks

River: (2,540) 3

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets 1,350, CO folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 8,416 (16.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 9,690 (19.4 bb)
UTG+2: 7,997 (16 bb)
MP1: 14,166 (28.3 bb)
MP2: 7,719 (15.4 bb)
MP3: 13,311 (26.6 bb)
CO: 17,672 (35.3 bb)
BTN: 8,943 (17.9 bb)
SB: 7,772 (15.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

T

Hero raises to 1,050, 4 folds, CO calls 1,050, 3 folds

Flop: (3,390) 9

A

A

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,250, CO raises to 16,562 and is all-in, Hero calls 7,330 and is all-in

Turn: (20,550) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (20,550) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Две раздачи - я бабл бой. Идите в пизду со своим пушботом. Это покерстарз. Тут не пушбот надо знать, а в аппараты играть.



Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 11,012 (11 bb)
Hero (BB): 17,826 (17.8 bb)
MP1: 23,009 (23 bb)
MP2: 14,032 (14 bb)
MP3: 22,762 (22.8 bb)
CO: 7,762 (7.8 bb)
BTN: 12,764 (12.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

4

5 folds, SB raises to 10,887 and is all-in, Hero calls 9,887

Flop: (22,649) 8

J

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (22,649) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (22,649) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

MaD8178 - ебло тупое


Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 3,880 (48.5 bb)
CO: 1,080 (13.5 bb)
BTN: 3,507 (43.8 bb)
Hero (SB): 7,645 (95.6 bb)
BB: 4,280 (53.5 bb)
UTG+2: 10,564 (132.1 bb)
MP1: 3,883 (48.5 bb)
MP2: 5,415 (67.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

A

UTG+2 calls 80, 2 folds, MP3 calls 80, 2 folds, Hero raises to 360, BB calls 280, UTG+2 calls 280, MP3 calls 280

Flop: (1,440) Q

7

3

(4 players)
Hero bets 1,160, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 1,160, MP3 folds

Turn: (3,760) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets 3,000, UTG+2 raises to 6,000, Hero raises to 6,125 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 125

River: (16,010) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Goban899 @ 22.1.2013

MaD8178 - ебло тупое


Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 3,880 (48.5 bb)
CO: 1,080 (13.5 bb)
BTN: 3,507 (43.8 bb)
Hero (SB): 7,645 (95.6 bb)
BB: 4,280 (53.5 bb)
UTG+2: 10,564 (132.1 bb)
MP1: 3,883 (48.5 bb)
MP2: 5,415 (67.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

A

UTG+2 calls 80, 2 folds, MP3 calls 80, 2 folds, Hero raises to 360, BB calls 280, UTG+2 calls 280, MP3 calls 280

Flop: (1,440) Q

7

3

(4 players)
Hero bets 1,160, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 1,160, MP3 folds

Turn: (3,760) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets 3,000, UTG+2 raises to 6,000, Hero raises to 6,125 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 125

River: (16,010) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 16,010 pot
Final Board: Q

7

3

9

Q

Hero showed A

A

and lost (-7,645 net)
UTG+2 showed Q

9

and won 16,010 (8,365 net)

Терн меньше и изи пас на плоскача... Хотя что-то мне подсказывает, что эти раздачи здесь не для обсуждения

В банке 12 000, мне 3 000 добавить. Опп - еблан. Если положим играть по каким-то четким нотсам терн "чек кол" "чек пас" тогда да, хотя чего тут боятся кроме сета объективно непонятно, а на плоскача тут уже как бы отвалится - это стремаки.

Хотя че тут рассуждать - я б все равно против него тут тузов ни при каком раскладе не выкинул.

Опять всех переехал

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (30/60 blinds, 5 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 3,000 (50 bb)
CO: 5,970 (99.5 bb)
BTN: 8,295 (138.3 bb)
SB: 485 (8.1 bb)
BB: 5,605 (93.4 bb)
UTG+1: 2,390 (39.8 bb)
UTG+2: 3,965 (66.1 bb)
Hero (MP1): 1,525 (25.4 bb)
MP2: 11,435 (190.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 180, Hero raises to 1,520 and is all-in, 4 folds, SB calls 450 and is all-in, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 1,340

Flop: (3,625) 3

6

8

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (3,625) 3

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (3,625) A

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Чем эта раздача с тузами против дебила, отличается от пердыдущей раздачи против дебила на тех же тузах?

Full Tilt, 40/80 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 3,200 (40 bb)
CO: 5,220 (65.3 bb)
BTN: 4,880 (61 bb)
SB: 2,980 (37.3 bb)
BB: 4,401 (55 bb)
UTG+1: 1,952 (24.4 bb)
UTG+2: 3,128 (39.1 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,397 (30 bb)
MP2: 5,036 (63 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

A

2 folds, Hero raises to 240, 3 folds, BTN calls 240, 2 folds

Flop: (600) J

3

K

(2 players)
Hero bets 440, BTN calls 440

Turn: (1,480) K

(2 players)
Hero bets 740, BTN raises to 2,000, Hero calls 977 and is all-in

River: (4,914) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Только румом, лимитом, и результатом. Но принцип неизменен.

Сошлись два дэбила

Full Tilt, 50/100 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 5,412 (54.1 bb)
BB: 5,220 (52.2 bb)
UTG+2: 1,993 (19.9 bb)
MP1: 2,940 (29.4 bb)
MP2: 4,281 (42.8 bb)
MP3: 4,348 (43.5 bb)
Hero (CO): 4,614 (46.1 bb)
BTN: 4,386 (43.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 8

9

4 folds, Hero raises to 250, BTN calls 250, 2 folds

Flop: (650) 4

A

7

(2 players)
Hero bets 325, BTN calls 325

Turn: (1,300) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 832, Hero calls 832

River: (2,964) 2

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 2,979 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,979

Results:

Хорошо на терне оллин не пихнул - так из нал стрит тащит - мсог и соскочить.

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (30/60 blinds, 5 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 2,980 (49.7 bb)
UTG+2: 5,595 (93.3 bb)
MP1: 4,740 (79 bb)
MP2: 3,345 (55.8 bb)
MP3: 3,000 (50 bb)
CO: 5,675 (94.6 bb)
BTN: 3,010 (50.2 bb)
Hero (SB): 6,075 (101.3 bb)
BB: 3,950 (65.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6

Q

2 folds, MP1 calls 60, MP2 raises to 120, 3 folds, Hero calls 90, BB calls 60, MP1 calls 60

Flop: (525) 6

4

3

(4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 bets 240, Hero calls 240, BB calls 240, MP1 folds

Turn: (1,245) K

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 720, MP2 folds, Hero calls 720

River: (2,685) J

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 2,865 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,865

Results:

хот ёб

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 1,760 (58.7 bb)
BB: 2,840 (94.7 bb)
UTG+1: 2,970 (99 bb)
UTG+2: 2,735 (91.2 bb)
MP1: 1,815 (60.5 bb)
MP2: 3,050 (101.7 bb)
MP3: 3,000 (100 bb)
Hero (CO): 5,135 (171.2 bb)
BTN: 2,955 (98.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 9

Q

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 30, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 30, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 105, BTN folds, SB calls 90, BB calls 75, UTG+2 calls 75, MP2 calls 75

Flop: (525) 7

A

4

(5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+2 checks, MP2 bets 180, Hero calls 180, 3 folds

Turn: (885) T

(2 players)
MP2 bets 480, Hero raises to 1,125, MP2 raises to 2,765 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,640

River: (6,415) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

На 10тый раз вышло

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP3: 40,861 (40.9 bb)
CO: 33,459 (33.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 12,215 (12.2 bb)
SB: 71,221 (71.2 bb)
BB: 17,982 (18 bb)
UTG+2: 10,338 (10.3 bb)
MP1: 26,092 (26.1 bb)
MP2: 47,516 (47.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

Q

5 folds, Hero raises to 12,115 and is all-in, SB calls 11,615, BB folds

Flop: (26,030) T

6

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (26,030) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (26,030) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

твой пушбот гавно!тренируй пушбот!

Уважаемый ТС,как Вы относитесь к сексу с самками за деньги для депов на ПС?

27off @ 22.1.2013
Уважаемый ТС,как Вы относитесь к сексу с самками за деньги для депов на ПС?

Если брать секс, то у меня ща, даже если по любви и взаимной симпатии он вдруг и случается каким-то чудом, - успеваю укладываться минуты в 3-4, - это включая предварительные ласки.
Заебусь отшибать. Здоровья не хватит. Я уж не новый. Если брать из норматива пять, ну оптимистично совсем если, то - шесть с половиной долларов в час, затея выглядит полностью мрачной. Плюс придется много работать руками и постоянно поддерживать шершавость языка на конкурентном уровне,- короче проще сразу в морг.

Goban899 @ 22.1.2013
Плюс придется много работать руками и постоянно поддерживать шершавость языка на конкурентном уровне

Такая шершавость достигается только при определенном уровне похмелья.Наводит на мысли

BaonLuhta @ 22.1.2013
Такая шершавость достигается только при определенном уровне похмелья.Наводит на мысли

Чувствуется непрофессионал-алкоголик со стажем. Для поддержания нужной шершавости языка, если уж встал на нелегкий путь проституции, нужно использовать ежедневные тренировки с применением стены подъезда, покрашеной масляной краской.


А макаки тем временем пизденеют от скуки. Греки не дают расслабится. Тренируют пушбот начиная на эф.стеков 29бб видимо.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 2,811 (28.1 bb)
UTG+2: 4,832 (48.3 bb)
MP1: 5,142 (51.4 bb)
MP2: 341 (3.4 bb)
MP3: 2,050 (20.5 bb)
CO: 4,700 (47 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,834 (28.3 bb)
SB: 6,587 (65.9 bb)
BB: 1,689 (16.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

A

5 folds, CO raises to 200, Hero raises to 550, 2 folds, CO calls 350

Flop: (1,340) 8

2

6

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets 750, CO raises to 1,600, Hero raises to 2,274 and is all-in, CO calls 674

Turn: (5,888) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,888) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: