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Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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Hero (MP3): 65,681 (32.8 bb)
CO: 20,884 (10.4 bb)
BTN: 201,283 (100.6 bb)
SB: 9,123 (4.6 bb)
BB: 85,860 (42.9 bb)
UTG+2: 80,954 (40.5 bb)
MP1: 56,302 (28.2 bb)
MP2: 89,654 (44.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J

A

3 folds, Hero raises to 4,200, CO folds, BTN calls 4,200, SB folds, BB calls 2,200

Flop: (15,600) 3

3

K

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 6,000, BTN calls 6,000, BB folds

Turn: (27,600) A

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 8,000, Hero calls 8,000

River: (43,600) T

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 10,000, Hero calls 10,000

Results:

Задрала уеба бразильская - опять без палева флоп блять.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (750/1,500 blinds, 175 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 26,581 (17.7 bb)
UTG+2: 46,472 (31 bb)
MP1: 18,429 (12.3 bb)
MP2: 8,031 (5.4 bb)
Hero (MP3): 25,495 (17 bb)
CO: 50,250 (33.5 bb)
BTN: 37,550 (25 bb)
SB: 21,292 (14.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K

Q

UTG+2 raises to 3,000, 2 folds, Hero calls 3,000, CO folds, BTN calls 3,000, 2 folds

Flop: (12,650) K

Q

J

(3 players)
UTG+2 bets 5,060, Hero raises to 22,320 and is all-in, BTN folds, UTG+2 calls 17,260

Turn: (57,290) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (57,290) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Завто в 2р1а езданул

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (750/1,500 blinds, 175 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 41,273 (27.5 bb)
MP2: 52,951 (35.3 bb)
MP3: 26,283 (17.5 bb)
CO: 27,681 (18.5 bb)
BTN: 65,963 (44 bb)
Hero (SB): 56,002 (37.3 bb)
BB: 51,485 (34.3 bb)
UTG+1: 37,740 (25.2 bb)
UTG+2: 55,571 (37 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5

A

UTG+1 raises to 3,695, 6 folds, Hero calls 2,945, BB calls 2,195

Flop: (12,660) 5

9

A

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+1 bets 8,440, Hero raises to 52,132 and is all-in, BB folds, UTG+1 calls 25,430 and is all-in

Turn: (80,400) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (80,400) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


А в капе опять же меня блять

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 2,995 (59.9 bb)
MP2: 2,185 (43.7 bb)
MP3: 2,955 (59.1 bb)
CO: 3,000 (60 bb)
BTN: 3,150 (63 bb)
SB: 10,780 (215.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,135 (42.7 bb)
UTG+1: 3,050 (61 bb)
UTG+2: 1,985 (39.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5

5

3 folds, MP2 raises to 150, 2 folds, BTN calls 150, SB calls 125, Hero calls 100

Flop: (600) 4

3

5

(4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP2 bets 600, BTN calls 600, SB folds, Hero raises to 1,985 and is all-in, MP2 raises to 2,035 and is all-in, BTN calls 1,435

Turn: (6,655) 6

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,655) 7

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Охуенно впаялся - рестил 30 у мрази страшной шведской

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 310 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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Hero (BTN): 109,291 (43.7 bb)
SB: 166,973 (66.8 bb)
BB: 67,929 (27.2 bb)
MP1: 67,235 (26.9 bb)
MP2: 107,344 (42.9 bb)
MP3: 46,319 (18.5 bb)
CO: 110,244 (44.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q

A

4 folds, Hero raises to 5,250, SB folds, BB raises to 67,619 and is all-in, Hero calls 62,369

Flop: (138,658) 3

Q

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (138,658) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (138,658) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Чудом блять устоял.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (1,500/3,000 blinds, 375 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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Hero (MP2): 40,677 (13.6 bb)
MP3: 158,728 (52.9 bb)
CO: 135,473 (45.2 bb)
BTN: 69,410 (23.1 bb)
SB: 116,474 (38.8 bb)
BB: 45,324 (15.1 bb)
MP1: 109,249 (36.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q

Q

MP1 folds, Hero raises to 6,300, 2 folds, BTN raises to 69,035 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero calls 34,002 and is all-in

Flop: (87,729) 7

6

6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (87,729) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (87,729) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Туза ушатал

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (2,000/4,000 blinds, 500 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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Hero (BTN): 56,929 (14.2 bb)
SB: 89,005 (22.3 bb)
BB: 197,353 (49.3 bb)
MP1: 121,632 (30.4 bb)
MP2: 192,682 (48.2 bb)
MP3: 45,046 (11.3 bb)
CO: 78,599 (19.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

J

4 folds, Hero raises to 56,429 and is all-in, SB folds, BB calls 52,429

Flop: (118,358) 5

6

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (118,358) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (118,358) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

8ой в этом капе по пятаку - говно ебаное - не постилить, не поиграть, и карты вообще в хуй.

посмотрел немного, ты в натуре слишком нитово играешь, с 13бб или около того досидеть до 1бб и не запушить ни разу , вобщем реально посмотри пушбот. написал не чтоб обидеть, просто совет. GL

Ты стол видел этот - я в скайпе карты писал сидел мы ржали - 93 я пихать не буду - а старше я не видел. Первую руку J9 за полтора часа я сразу пихнул.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (30/60 blinds, 5 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 3,935 (65.6 bb)
UTG+1: 2,280 (38 bb)
UTG+2: 3,015 (50.3 bb)
MP1: 2,320 (38.7 bb)
MP2: 5,635 (93.9 bb)
MP3: 5,965 (99.4 bb)
CO: 1,435 (23.9 bb)
BTN: 2,925 (48.8 bb)
Hero (SB): 5,875 (97.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5

3

2 folds, MP1 raises to 180, MP2 calls 180, 3 folds, Hero calls 150, BB folds

Flop: (645) 2

A

8

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 540, MP2 folds, Hero calls 540

Turn: (1,725) 4

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 1,595 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,595

River: (4,915) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Еще б блтять КВ сыграло я б в строю был. Хуле понту мувить за столом. где всем на мувы по хуй, и у меня возможность была один раз по сути. Все остальные разы уже вперед кто-то открывал. а двигать 62 сквизом я не буду.

И с пушботом реально заебали, тоже без обид, я играю турики в нете второй год - вы какую-то хуйню мне городите про пушбот блять. Без обид тока - но я не выдерживаю уже этих советов про пушбот.

пушбот

ну хз, как и сказал смотрел с топ13, помоему 3 ситуации точно видел где бы я эни2 пихал, вылетел значит вылетел, просто чем меньше стек, тем меньше шансов норм крутанутся, а эти прибаки по 3 бакса за ступень, похуи вобще. но бывает конечно что жесть нихера не заходит

но ок, больше ни слова про пушбот :)

Эни ту надо бы хоть коннектор какой - а когда 93 ебашут как из пулемета. Я б даже в масть наверное 93 запихал - но и того не было. Картинки так просто ни одной. Да и смысл пихать - если там каждую руку открывают еблинги по 3-5бб. Одну ситуацию я там с тузом упустил - вот это да - но я чето отвлекся блять. И то у меня еще 15бб было, а открывался достаточно здравый чел. Но его так и уебали в итоге в ту раздачу. И это до топ-13 было.

nameLarsen - точно не нитовое днище

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 4,310 (35.9 bb)
UTG+2: 3,050 (25.4 bb)
MP1: 2,695 (22.5 bb)
MP2: 2,098 (17.5 bb)
MP3: 10,328 (86.1 bb)
CO: 5,629 (46.9 bb)
BTN: 5,121 (42.7 bb)
Hero (SB): 9,154 (76.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7

4

5 folds, BTN raises to 360, Hero calls 300, BB folds

Flop: (960) 6

K

7

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 480, Hero raises to 1,560, BTN raises to 4,746 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,186

Turn: (10,452) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (10,452) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

D PitcherAK - ебаная петушила канадская, говнорег хуев. Меня всегда ездит я его ни разу.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 20,285 (81.1 bb)
BTN: 13,116 (52.5 bb)
SB: 14,974 (59.9 bb)
BB: 6,495 (26 bb)
UTG+1: 12,222 (48.9 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 11,476 (45.9 bb)
MP1: 6,586 (26.3 bb)
MP2: 23,941 (95.8 bb)
MP3: 11,752 (47 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

T

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 525, 5 folds, SB raises to 1,500, BB folds, Hero calls 975

Flop: (3,520) J

8

K

(2 players)
SB bets 1,500, Hero raises to 9,946 and is all-in, SB calls 8,446

Turn: (23,412) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (23,412) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Ноуткадди хуйни не посоветует.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 8,941 (89.4 bb)
BB: 3,822 (38.2 bb)
UTG+2: 8,290 (82.9 bb)
MP1: 2,620 (26.2 bb)
MP2: 6,332 (63.3 bb)
MP3: 2,908 (29.1 bb)
CO: 6,563 (65.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): 4,758 (47.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

Q

UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 100, 2 folds, CO raises to 300, Hero calls 300, 2 folds, MP1 calls 200

Flop: (1,130) Q

8

T

(3 players)
MP1 checks, CO checks, Hero bets 600, MP1 folds, CO raises to 1,800, Hero raises to 4,448 and is all-in, CO calls 2,648

Turn: (10,026) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (10,026) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Нормально вышло,чо

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP3: 3,370 (22.5 bb)
CO: 5,537 (36.9 bb)
BTN: 5,705 (38 bb)
SB: 4,357 (29 bb)
Hero (BB): 5,950 (39.7 bb)
UTG+2: 6,525 (43.5 bb)
MP1: 3,128 (20.9 bb)
MP2: 2,538 (16.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4

3

5 folds, BTN raises to 315, SB calls 240, Hero calls 165

Flop: (1,105) 8

3

J

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (1,105) 3

(3 players)
SB bets 600, Hero calls 600, BTN folds

River: (2,305) 3

(2 players)
SB bets 1,050, Hero raises to 5,015 and is all-in, SB calls 2,372 and is all-in

Results:

Погонял чуток бразилу

2р1а
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 14,741 (147.4 bb)
BB: 12,910 (129.1 bb)
UTG+1: 5,242 (52.4 bb)
UTG+2: 11,047 (110.5 bb)
MP1: 16,147 (161.5 bb)
MP2: 9,000 (90 bb)
MP3: 11,541 (115.4 bb)
CO: 13,604 (136 bb)
Hero (BTN): 9,373 (93.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8

7

5 folds, CO raises to 220, Hero raises to 500, 2 folds, CO calls 280

Flop: (1,240) A

6

A

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets 650, CO calls 650

Turn: (2,540) 5

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero checks

River: (2,540) 3

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets 1,350, CO folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 8,416 (16.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 9,690 (19.4 bb)
UTG+2: 7,997 (16 bb)
MP1: 14,166 (28.3 bb)
MP2: 7,719 (15.4 bb)
MP3: 13,311 (26.6 bb)
CO: 17,672 (35.3 bb)
BTN: 8,943 (17.9 bb)
SB: 7,772 (15.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

T

Hero raises to 1,050, 4 folds, CO calls 1,050, 3 folds

Flop: (3,390) 9

A

A

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,250, CO raises to 16,562 and is all-in, Hero calls 7,330 and is all-in

Turn: (20,550) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (20,550) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Две раздачи - я бабл бой. Идите в пизду со своим пушботом. Это покерстарз. Тут не пушбот надо знать, а в аппараты играть.



Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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SB: 11,012 (11 bb)
Hero (BB): 17,826 (17.8 bb)
MP1: 23,009 (23 bb)
MP2: 14,032 (14 bb)
MP3: 22,762 (22.8 bb)
CO: 7,762 (7.8 bb)
BTN: 12,764 (12.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

4

5 folds, SB raises to 10,887 and is all-in, Hero calls 9,887

Flop: (22,649) 8

J

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (22,649) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (22,649) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: