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Goban899 @ 16.1.2013
Лол блять

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP1): 9,220 (9.2 bb)
MP2: 37,179 (37.2 bb)
MP3: 58,073 (58.1 bb)
CO: 15,244 (15.2 bb)
BTN: 9,771 (9.8 bb)
SB: 80,463 (80.5 bb)
BB: 62,470 (62.5 bb)
UTG+1: 17,856 (17.9 bb)
UTG+2: 28,527 (28.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 4

A

2 folds, Hero raises to 9,095 and is all-in, 2 folds, CO raises to 15,119 and is all-in, 3 folds

Flop: (20,815) K

4

J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (20,815) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (20,815) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

20,815 pot
Final Board: K

4

J

Q

3

Hero showed 4

A

and won 20,815 (11,595 net)
CO showed K

K

and lost (-9,220 net)

На меня в позе сидишь)
ps. уже нет(

imhunty - как заебала эта реговская румынская мразота блять - уебал бы этому пидеру с ноги с удовольствием.
Я старше - он доезжает, рестилю с королем - так король старше обзяательно. Уебись об плуг, немытая крестянская рожа.

че обидно - опять в фиша. Русского правда.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 1,620 (13.5 bb)
BTN: 4,025 (33.5 bb)
SB: 8,077 (67.3 bb)
Hero (BB): 4,910 (40.9 bb)
UTG+1: 13,876 (115.6 bb)
UTG+2: 1,576 (13.1 bb)
MP1: 3,840 (32 bb)
MP2: 3,900 (32.5 bb)
MP3: 10,037 (83.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

K

3 folds, MP2 raises to 360, 4 folds, Hero raises to 840, MP2 raises to 1,800, Hero raises to 4,895 and is all-in, MP2 calls 2,085 and is all-in

Flop: (7,965) 6

4

9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (7,965) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (7,965) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

PokerStas UA привет, у меня чат заблочен.

Биг-22 - короли подряд

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (1,400/2,800 blinds, 350 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 25,140 (9 bb)
MP2: 84,928 (30.3 bb)
MP3: 140,728 (50.3 bb)
CO: 231,550 (82.7 bb)
BTN: 30,489 (10.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 34,956 (12.5 bb)
BB: 14,623 (5.2 bb)
UTG+2: 264,300 (94.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

K

UTG+2 raises to 5,600, 5 folds, Hero raises to 34,606 and is all-in, 2 folds

Results:


Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (1,400/2,800 blinds, 350 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 24,790 (8.9 bb)
MP1: 84,578 (30.2 bb)
MP2: 140,378 (50.1 bb)
MP3: 231,200 (82.6 bb)
CO: 30,139 (10.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): 45,806 (16.4 bb)
SB: 11,473 (4.1 bb)
BB: 258,350 (92.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

K

5 folds, Hero raises to 5,880, SB raises to 11,123 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 5,243

Flop: (27,846) A

4

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (27,846) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (27,846) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

ну хоть в ноль считай;)

На хуя девятку то было класть тогда? Педота ебаная.
rat sauce 89 - ебись с катусами, мексиканский топрег, ебаный потный Педро.

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (1,600/3,200 blinds, 400 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 206,099 (64.4 bb)
SB: 76,328 (23.9 bb)
BB: 185,828 (58.1 bb)
UTG+1: 171,443 (53.6 bb)
UTG+2: 219,336 (68.5 bb)
MP1: 15,290 (4.8 bb)
Hero (MP2): 26,633 (8.3 bb)
MP3: 51,221 (16 bb)
CO: 203,629 (63.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

9

3 folds, Hero raises to 26,233 and is all-in, MP3 folds, CO calls 26,233, 3 folds

Flop: (60,866) 9

2

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (60,866) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (60,866) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Я так надеялся что там валет

2р1а
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 8,401 (105 bb)
Hero (SB): 6,200 (77.5 bb)
BB: 2,465 (30.8 bb)
UTG+1: 2,940 (36.8 bb)
UTG+2: 8,370 (104.6 bb)
MP1: 3,600 (45 bb)
MP2: 2,247 (28.1 bb)
MP3: 7,235 (90.4 bb)
CO: 3,782 (47.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

K

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 80, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 80, MP3 calls 80, 2 folds, Hero raises to 360, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 280, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 280

Flop: (1,240) 7

J

K

(3 players)
Hero bets 680, UTG+2 calls 680, MP3 folds

Turn: (2,600) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,640, UTG+2 calls 1,640

River: (5,880) J

(2 players)
Hero bets 3,520 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 3,520

Results:

Pessagno из долбоебтим - это ебаная макака заебала за мной бегать. Его клетку в 2р1а по 5.50 ко мне принесли за стол.

На нахуй!

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 4,713 (31.4 bb)
MP2: 7,769 (51.8 bb)
MP3: 3,800 (25.3 bb)
CO: 2,387 (15.9 bb)
BTN: 9,853 (65.7 bb)
SB: 6,845 (45.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 1,895 (12.6 bb)
UTG+1: 7,698 (51.3 bb)
UTG+2: 4,820 (32.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

5

2 folds, MP1 raises to 375, 3 folds, BTN calls 375, SB folds, Hero calls 225

Flop: (1,380) A

3

T

(3 players)
Hero bets 1,125, MP1 raises to 4,318 and is all-in, BTN folds, Hero calls 375 and is all-in

Turn: (4,380) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (4,380) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

На нахуй еще разок

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 2,280 (76 bb)
CO: 3,000 (100 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,910 (97 bb)
SB: 2,910 (97 bb)
BB: 3,000 (100 bb)
UTG+1: 3,900 (130 bb)
UTG+2: 3,000 (100 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (100 bb)
MP2: 3,000 (100 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

6

6 folds, Hero raises to 90, SB raises to 225, BB folds, Hero calls 135

Flop: (480) 6

7

2

(2 players)
SB bets 255, Hero calls 255

Turn: (990) 3

(2 players)
SB bets 690, Hero calls 690

River: (2,370) K

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 1,305, SB raises to 1,740 and is all-in, Hero calls 435 and is all-in

Results:

ребайник
ебаная португальское педрилище dragonhulk
Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (2,000/4,000 blinds, 400 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 51,386 (12.8 bb)
MP1: 44,054 (11 bb)
MP2: 198,847 (49.7 bb)
MP3: 113,071 (28.3 bb)
CO: 78,514 (19.6 bb)
BTN: 69,297 (17.3 bb)
Hero (SB): 52,132 (13 bb)
BB: 49,180 (12.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

4

6 folds, Hero raises to 8,400, BB calls 4,400

Flop: (20,000) 3

K

7

(2 players)
Hero bets 6,000, BB raises to 40,380 and is all-in, Hero calls 34,380

Turn: (100,760) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (100,760) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


а тут страшная чешская шалава Kralda9 на фото
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 6,740 (33.7 bb)
BB: 2,336 (11.7 bb)
UTG+1: 7,175 (35.9 bb)
UTG+2: 3,045 (15.2 bb)
MP1: 7,366 (36.8 bb)
MP2: 1,385 (6.9 bb)
MP3: 4,254 (21.3 bb)
CO: 4,594 (23 bb)
Hero (BTN): 5,958 (29.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

J

UTG+1 raises to 486, 5 folds, Hero raises to 1,100, 2 folds, UTG+1 raises to 7,150 and is all-in, Hero calls 4,833 and is all-in

Flop: (12,391) 8

8

Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (12,391) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (12,391) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

2р1а - меня поражает седня - еще б Песагну уебать для полной душевной гармонии

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 18,582 (74.3 bb)
Hero (SB): 15,713 (62.9 bb)
BB: 10,983 (43.9 bb)
UTG+1: 8,488 (34 bb)
UTG+2: 6,184 (24.7 bb)
MP1: 5,500 (22 bb)
MP2: 6,822 (27.3 bb)
MP3: 17,072 (68.3 bb)
CO: 7,255 (29 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5

5

7 folds, Hero raises to 662, BB raises to 1,500, Hero calls 838

Flop: (3,270) 6

4

3

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 3,250, Hero raises to 14,183 and is all-in, BB calls 6,203 and is all-in

Turn: (22,176) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (22,176) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Fргентинcкий жопотрах titi1984 заеб меня ездить. Cначала AK<AQ, терь это.

2р1а
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 23,290 (58.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 21,849 (54.6 bb)
UTG+1: 13,290 (33.2 bb)
UTG+2: 12,733 (31.8 bb)
MP1: 12,991 (32.5 bb)
MP2: 10,260 (25.7 bb)
MP3: 9,529 (23.8 bb)
CO: 18,948 (47.4 bb)
BTN: 14,385 (36 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7

T

4 folds, MP3 raises to 800, 2 folds, SB calls 600, Hero calls 400

Flop: (2,850) 7

3

T

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP3 checks

Turn: (2,850) K

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 1,800, MP3 raises to 8,679 and is all-in, SB folds, Hero calls 6,879

River: (20,208) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 3,059 (12.2 bb)
UTG+2: 13,639 (54.6 bb)
MP1: 11,379 (45.5 bb)
MP2: 6,728 (26.9 bb)
MP3: 8,052 (32.2 bb)
Hero (CO): 15,455 (61.8 bb)
BTN: 12,982 (51.9 bb)
SB: 4,273 (17.1 bb)
BB: 12,268 (49.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J

J

2 folds, MP1 calls 250, MP2 folds, MP3 raises to 875, Hero raises to 1,500, BTN folds, SB raises to 4,243 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero calls 2,743

Flop: (10,131) 2

7

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (10,131) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (10,131) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

antispeed - петушила ебаная

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 5,730 (19.1 bb)
CO: 4,147 (13.8 bb)
BTN: 10,546 (35.2 bb)
SB: 23,123 (77.1 bb)
BB: 9,134 (30.4 bb)
UTG+1: 6,980 (23.3 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 5,436 (18.1 bb)
MP1: 9,791 (32.6 bb)
MP2: 21,105 (70.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with J

J

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 795, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 795, 2 folds, BTN calls 795, 2 folds

Flop: (3,195) T

3

2

(3 players)
Hero bets 2,550, MP2 raises to 19,800, BTN folds, Hero calls 2,051 and is all-in

Turn: (12,397) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (12,397) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

NUFC MERSIEH - ебаная британская свинья

2р1а
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 24,347 (24.3 bb)
BB: 45,156 (45.2 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 13,140 (13.1 bb)
UTG+2: 21,234 (21.2 bb)
MP1: 20,208 (20.2 bb)
MP2: 10,166 (10.2 bb)
MP3: 52,499 (52.5 bb)
CO: 52,863 (52.9 bb)
BTN: 25,457 (25.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with K

A

Hero raises to 13,015 and is all-in, 2 folds, MP2 calls 10,041 and is all-in, 5 folds

Flop: (22,707) 5

T

4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (22,707) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (22,707) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

наркоман польский
Party, $20 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 5,240 (34.9 bb)
UTG+2: 5,230 (34.9 bb)
Hero (BTN): 6,307 (42 bb)
CO: 4,160 (27.7 bb)
MP2: 4,145 (27.6 bb)
UTG+1: 6,772 (45.1 bb)
MP3: 2,780 (18.5 bb)
BB: 2,573 (17.2 bb)
SB: 3,540 (23.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with
UTG+1 raises to 450, 5 folds, Hero calls 450, SB folds, BB calls 300

Flop: (1,425) (3 players)
BB bets 2,123 and is all-in, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls 2,123

Turn: (5,671) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,671) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Бог не яшка,видит кому тяжко!!! против него же
Party, $20 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 4,740 (31.6 bb)
MP1: 3,580 (23.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 3,134 (20.9 bb)
BTN: 3,935 (26.2 bb)
MP3: 3,920 (26.1 bb)
UTG+2: 6,322 (42.1 bb)
CO: 3,430 (22.9 bb)
UTG+1: 7,921 (52.8 bb)
BB: 3,765 (25.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with
UTG+1 calls 150, 6 folds, Hero raises to 500, BB folds, UTG+1 calls 350

Flop: (1,150) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets 1,150, Hero calls 1,150

Turn: (3,450) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets 6,271 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,484 and is all-in

River: (6,418) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Нате блять, хуй из под кровати

ребайник
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 75 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 28,882 (36.1 bb)
BB: 9,030 (11.3 bb)
UTG+1: 4,822 (6 bb)
UTG+2: 14,703 (18.4 bb)
Hero (MP1): 3,795 (4.7 bb)
MP2: 20,168 (25.2 bb)
MP3: 5,494 (6.9 bb)
CO: 10,427 (13 bb)
BTN: 37,856 (47.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with T

K

2 folds, Hero raises to 3,720 and is all-in, 4 folds, SB calls 3,320, BB raises to 8,955 and is all-in, SB calls 5,235

Flop: (22,305) 2

T

3

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (22,305) T

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (22,305) K

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Ломаем Жору, ебем Альбатрос.

Эт тоже с ребайника. Уебал какое-то нитовое днище.
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 75 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 32,260 (40.3 bb)
SB: 6,127 (7.7 bb)
BB: 9,594 (12 bb)
UTG+1: 12,828 (16 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 12,647 (15.8 bb)
MP1: 25,437 (31.8 bb)
MP2: 57,538 (71.9 bb)
MP3: 12,107 (15.1 bb)
CO: 36,176 (45.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with T

T

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 12,572 and is all-in, 5 folds, SB calls 5,652 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (13,579) 6

7

8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (13,579) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (13,579) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 31,985 (32 bb)
MP3: 8,519 (8.5 bb)
CO: 12,053 (12.1 bb)
Hero (BTN): 18,399 (18.4 bb)
SB: 36,762 (36.8 bb)
BB: 57,263 (57.3 bb)
UTG+2: 14,132 (14.1 bb)
MP1: 35,901 (35.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q

A

5 folds, Hero raises to 18,299 and is all-in, SB folds, BB calls 17,299

Flop: (37,898) Q

5

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (37,898) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (37,898) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: