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popolop @ 16.1.2013
Goban899, Ты ничего не перепутал в последней раздаче?

Приношу извинения за флуд! 15 минут смотрел и не мог понять как проиграли твои АА Все перебрал... Даже раздачу скидывал спецам чтобы они посмотрели

Я хуею на такие подставы!!!

Раскрутился в этом турике - но аут стандартный. 10тое место. Спасибо пархатый пидар за всё тебе.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (2,500/5,000 blinds, 500 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 183,947 (36.8 bb)
Hero (UTG): 72,302 (14.5 bb)
MP: 206,875 (41.4 bb)
CO: 22,800 (4.6 bb)
BTN: 76,082 (15.2 bb)
SB: 122,388 (24.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A

K

Hero raises to 71,802 and is all-in, 4 folds, BB calls 66,802

Flop: (149,104) 9

3

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (149,104) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (149,104) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Аут из ребайника. Я смеюсь просто сижу уже, давно причем, второй год уже.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 48,281 (120.7 bb)
SB: 11,640 (29.1 bb)
BB: 4,433 (11.1 bb)
UTG+2: 7,598 (19 bb)
Hero (MP1): 6,901 (17.3 bb)
MP2: 10,800 (27 bb)
MP3: 25,097 (62.7 bb)
CO: 25,938 (64.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K

K

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 940, MP2 calls 940, 5 folds

Flop: (2,880) 7

7

2

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,200, MP2 calls 1,200

Turn: (5,280) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,800, MP2 raises to 3,600, Hero raises to 4,711 and is all-in, MP2 calls 1,111

River: (14,702) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Хот 3.30 - бабл

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (625/1,250 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 31,044 (24.8 bb)
SB: 8,847 (7.1 bb)
BB: 13,572 (10.9 bb)
UTG+1: 21,240 (17 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 13,680 (10.9 bb)
MP1: 36,529 (29.2 bb)
MP2: 11,632 (9.3 bb)
MP3: 23,266 (18.6 bb)
CO: 16,976 (13.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with 8

8

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 13,530 and is all-in, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 11,482 and is all-in, 5 folds

Flop: (26,189) 6

4

5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (26,189) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (26,189) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

бабл хота 4.40
Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (625/1,250 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 5,919 (4.7 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 15,670 (12.5 bb)
MP1: 22,627 (18.1 bb)
MP2: 45,189 (36.2 bb)
MP3: 7,318 (5.9 bb)
CO: 13,053 (10.4 bb)
BTN: 12,396 (9.9 bb)
SB: 51,947 (41.6 bb)
BB: 3,093 (2.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with Q

A

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 15,520 and is all-in, MP1 raises to 22,477 and is all-in, 6 folds

Flop: (34,265) K

Q

2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (34,265) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (34,265) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Чудеса на финалке.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (5,000/10,000 blinds, 1,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 108,580 (10.9 bb)
MP3: 361,642 (36.2 bb)
CO: 648,348 (64.8 bb)
BTN: 228,878 (22.9 bb)
SB: 392,412 (39.2 bb)
BB: 129,212 (12.9 bb)
UTG+1: 58,464 (5.8 bb)
UTG+2: 910,487 (91 bb)
Hero (MP1): 221,977 (22.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

A

2 folds, Hero raises to 23,500, 5 folds, BB raises to 128,212 and is all-in, Hero calls 104,712

Flop: (270,424) K

7

6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (270,424) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (270,424) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (6,000/12,000 blinds, 1,200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 223,140 (18.6 bb)
SB: 181,198 (15.1 bb)
BB: 451,148 (37.6 bb)
MP1: 212,698 (17.7 bb)
MP2: 307,140 (25.6 bb)
MP3: 1,353,487 (112.8 bb)
Hero (CO): 331,189 (27.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

K

MP1 raises to 48,000, MP2 raises to 305,940 and is all-in, 6 folds

Results:

Биг-5.50

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 16,411 (109.4 bb)
BB: 6,345 (42.3 bb)
UTG+2: 4,350 (29 bb)
MP1: 7,990 (53.3 bb)
MP2: 6,426 (42.8 bb)
MP3: 2,629 (17.5 bb)
Hero (CO): 10,114 (67.4 bb)
BTN: 10,132 (67.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

9

4 folds, Hero raises to 375, 2 folds, BB calls 225

Flop: (985) 7

5

K

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 525, BB calls 525

Turn: (2,035) K

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 1,125, BB raises to 5,425 and is all-in, Hero calls 4,300

River: (12,885) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

4тый блять - пидорасы радостно удваивали друг дружку, а я сидел и радостно обозревал руки из разряда 8-хай или хуй.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (8,000/16,000 blinds, 1,600 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 857,888 (53.6 bb)
BB: 370,992 (23.2 bb)
CO: 1,735,142 (108.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): 95,978 (6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 5

5

CO raises to 32,000, Hero raises to 94,378 and is all-in, SB calls 86,378, BB folds, CO calls 62,378

Flop: (305,534) Q

3

A

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB bets 152,000, CO folds

Turn: (305,534) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (305,534) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


marcusnu, те за эту раздачу кстати, отдельный хуй на рыло.

фолди/не фолди АК, а когда зайдут АА тебя все равно переедут Т3 (демонический смех)

С АK нормальный фолд - 3бет оллину от этого гражданина я не уверен даже в монетке

5.50 2р1а

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 12,133 (60.7 bb)
MP3: 13,105 (65.5 bb)
CO: 9,576 (47.9 bb)
BTN: 8,452 (42.3 bb)
SB: 9,393 (47 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,393 (17 bb)
UTG+1: 2,290 (11.5 bb)
UTG+2: 6,030 (30.2 bb)
MP1: 9,985 (49.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

Q

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 400, 6 folds, Hero raises to 3,368 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 2,968

Flop: (7,061) A

5

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (7,061) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,061) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Я не спорю с тем, что с АК может и нормальный фолд, я настаиваю на второй части утверждения :)

За нокаут удавятся долбоебы.

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 2,940 (98 bb)
CO: 2,310 (77 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,550 (85 bb)
SB: 3,285 (109.5 bb)
BB: 3,105 (103.5 bb)
UTG+1: 2,955 (98.5 bb)
UTG+2: 6,750 (225 bb)
MP1: 3,270 (109 bb)
MP2: 2,835 (94.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

J

UTG+1 calls 30, UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 60, 3 folds, Hero raises to 180, 3 folds, MP1 calls 120

Flop: (435) 4

2

4

(2 players)
MP1 bets 420, Hero raises to 2,370 and is all-in, MP1 calls 1,950

Turn: (5,175) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,175) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Биг-8.80

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 1,650 (16.5 bb)
UTG+2: 630 (6.3 bb)
MP1: 3,330 (33.3 bb)
MP2: 1,415 (14.2 bb)
Hero (MP3): 6,320 (63.2 bb)
CO: 3,200 (32 bb)
BTN: 9,320 (93.2 bb)
SB: 6,685 (66.9 bb)
BB: 7,010 (70.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with T

T

2 folds, MP1 calls 100, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 350, 3 folds, BB calls 250, MP1 calls 250

Flop: (1,190) J

8

7

(3 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets 550, BB folds, MP1 calls 550

Turn: (2,290) 7

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks

River: (2,290) 9

(2 players)
MP1 bets 700, Hero raises to 5,410 and is all-in, MP1 calls 1,720 and is all-in

Results:

Посадили в капе 8.80 за стол ручную бразильскую макаку пархатого кукловода Pessagno из тимонлайн.
Вылетело эта красножопое уебище следующим образом.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (UTG+1): 2,440 (61 bb)
UTG+2: 2,820 (70.5 bb)
MP1: 3,404 (85.1 bb)
MP2: 1,776 (44.4 bb)
MP3: 2,976 (74.4 bb)
CO: 2,865 (71.6 bb)
BTN: 2,856 (71.4 bb)
SB: 3,825 (95.6 bb)
BB: 2,780 (69.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 3

K

5 folds, CO raises to 120, BTN raises to 356, 2 folds, CO raises to 762, BTN calls 406

Flop: (1,584) 8

2

8

(2 players)
CO bets 640, BTN calls 640

Turn: (2,864) 2

(2 players)
CO bets 1,463 and is all-in, BTN calls 1,454 and is all-in

River: (5,772) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

По динамике наверное, блять, сыграл.
Когда видишь, каких охлоебов тянут в этот ебаный тим для пропагнды этого ебучего дурильника, становится многое понятно.

А это мой аут - насмотрелся на Песагну.
Заметили кстате, - сколько сегодня я раздач ебанул - где фолда нет, а оп обязательно ебанет на этажик выше. Во всех случаях опп - редкое уебище из какой-нить греции.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP2): 2,365 (47.3 bb)
MP3: 2,745 (54.9 bb)
CO: 4,044 (80.9 bb)
BTN: 2,001 (40 bb)
SB: 2,926 (58.5 bb)
BB: 5,931 (118.6 bb)
UTG+1: 2,815 (56.3 bb)
UTG+2: 3,680 (73.6 bb)
MP1: 2,715 (54.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with T

A

3 folds, Hero raises to 150, MP3 folds, CO calls 150, BTN folds, SB calls 125, BB folds

Flop: (500) 8

4

9

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (500) Q

(3 players)
SB bets 165, Hero calls 165, CO folds

River: (830) J

(2 players)
SB bets 614, Hero raises to 2,050 and is all-in, SB calls 1,436

Results:

Вколол блять рега пидрилу из голандии - omyg0t - редкая мразота, весь тайм-банк на него извел, по всему там дро ебучее должно было быть - дро было да не то.

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 2,858 (95.3 bb)
SB: 2,985 (99.5 bb)
BB: 2,925 (97.5 bb)
UTG+2: 3,052 (101.7 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,895 (96.5 bb)
MP2: 2,985 (99.5 bb)
MP3: 2,800 (93.3 bb)
CO: 2,765 (92.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

A

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 90, MP2 calls 90, MP3 folds, CO calls 90, 3 folds

Flop: (315) 8

6

9

(3 players)
Hero bets 210, MP2 calls 210, CO calls 210

Turn: (945) 3

(3 players)
Hero bets 450, MP2 calls 450, CO calls 450

River: (2,295) 6

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 2,235 and is all-in, CO folds, Hero calls 2,145 and is all-in

Results:

Лол блять

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP1): 9,220 (9.2 bb)
MP2: 37,179 (37.2 bb)
MP3: 58,073 (58.1 bb)
CO: 15,244 (15.2 bb)
BTN: 9,771 (9.8 bb)
SB: 80,463 (80.5 bb)
BB: 62,470 (62.5 bb)
UTG+1: 17,856 (17.9 bb)
UTG+2: 28,527 (28.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 4

A

2 folds, Hero raises to 9,095 and is all-in, 2 folds, CO raises to 15,119 and is all-in, 3 folds

Flop: (20,815) K

4

J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (20,815) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (20,815) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Биг- 8.80

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 10,043 (20.1 bb)
UTG+2: 19,097 (38.2 bb)
MP1: 4,630 (9.3 bb)
MP2: 5,794 (11.6 bb)
MP3: 9,770 (19.5 bb)
CO: 9,163 (18.3 bb)
BTN: 13,539 (27.1 bb)
SB: 5,184 (10.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 6,510 (13 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

J

7 folds, SB raises to 5,124 and is all-in, Hero calls 4,624

Flop: (10,788) 8

Q

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (10,788) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (10,788) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 9,423 (18.8 bb)
BB: 18,977 (38 bb)
UTG+1: 4,510 (9 bb)
UTG+2: 6,964 (13.9 bb)
MP1: 9,650 (19.3 bb)
MP2: 9,043 (18.1 bb)
MP3: 13,419 (26.8 bb)
CO: 10,728 (21.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): 1,016 (2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

K

4 folds, MP3 calls 500, CO folds, Hero raises to 956 and is all-in, SB calls 706, BB folds, MP3 calls 456

Flop: (3,908) 9

4

8

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB bets 1,500, MP3 calls 1,500

Turn: (6,908) J

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB checks, MP3 checks

River: (6,908) A

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB bets 6,907 and is all-in, MP3 calls 6,907

Results: