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Goban899, Ты ничего не перепутал в последней раздаче?

Теперь уже через одну где ты проиграл с АА!

извини, конечно, Goban899, но не разумнее после двухлетних издевательств пархатого попробовать другой рум? не претендую на оригинальность, но все же

хотя проблема мне известна, сам себе раз 10 безуспешно обещал больше не кидать на старзы, но очень хотелось проверить, закончат ли угандошивать постоянно мои АК своими Ax (против AQ выигрывал с вероятностью не больше 10% в лейтах). нееееее, понял, что этот сайт не излечим!! это такая тяжелая долготекущая форма садо-пидарастии от старзов. последний депозит делал полгода назад где-то... держусь!

popolop @ 16.1.2013
Goban899, Ты ничего не перепутал в последней раздаче?

Приношу извинения за флуд! 15 минут смотрел и не мог понять как проиграли твои АА Все перебрал... Даже раздачу скидывал спецам чтобы они посмотрели

Я хуею на такие подставы!!!

Раскрутился в этом турике - но аут стандартный. 10тое место. Спасибо пархатый пидар за всё тебе.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (2,500/5,000 blinds, 500 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 183,947 (36.8 bb)
Hero (UTG): 72,302 (14.5 bb)
MP: 206,875 (41.4 bb)
CO: 22,800 (4.6 bb)
BTN: 76,082 (15.2 bb)
SB: 122,388 (24.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A

K

Hero raises to 71,802 and is all-in, 4 folds, BB calls 66,802

Flop: (149,104) 9

3

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (149,104) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (149,104) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Аут из ребайника. Я смеюсь просто сижу уже, давно причем, второй год уже.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 48,281 (120.7 bb)
SB: 11,640 (29.1 bb)
BB: 4,433 (11.1 bb)
UTG+2: 7,598 (19 bb)
Hero (MP1): 6,901 (17.3 bb)
MP2: 10,800 (27 bb)
MP3: 25,097 (62.7 bb)
CO: 25,938 (64.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K

K

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 940, MP2 calls 940, 5 folds

Flop: (2,880) 7

7

2

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,200, MP2 calls 1,200

Turn: (5,280) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,800, MP2 raises to 3,600, Hero raises to 4,711 and is all-in, MP2 calls 1,111

River: (14,702) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Хот 3.30 - бабл

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (625/1,250 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 31,044 (24.8 bb)
SB: 8,847 (7.1 bb)
BB: 13,572 (10.9 bb)
UTG+1: 21,240 (17 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 13,680 (10.9 bb)
MP1: 36,529 (29.2 bb)
MP2: 11,632 (9.3 bb)
MP3: 23,266 (18.6 bb)
CO: 16,976 (13.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with 8

8

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 13,530 and is all-in, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 11,482 and is all-in, 5 folds

Flop: (26,189) 6

4

5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (26,189) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (26,189) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

бабл хота 4.40
Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (625/1,250 blinds, 150 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 5,919 (4.7 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 15,670 (12.5 bb)
MP1: 22,627 (18.1 bb)
MP2: 45,189 (36.2 bb)
MP3: 7,318 (5.9 bb)
CO: 13,053 (10.4 bb)
BTN: 12,396 (9.9 bb)
SB: 51,947 (41.6 bb)
BB: 3,093 (2.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with Q

A

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 15,520 and is all-in, MP1 raises to 22,477 and is all-in, 6 folds

Flop: (34,265) K

Q

2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (34,265) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (34,265) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Чудеса на финалке.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (5,000/10,000 blinds, 1,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 108,580 (10.9 bb)
MP3: 361,642 (36.2 bb)
CO: 648,348 (64.8 bb)
BTN: 228,878 (22.9 bb)
SB: 392,412 (39.2 bb)
BB: 129,212 (12.9 bb)
UTG+1: 58,464 (5.8 bb)
UTG+2: 910,487 (91 bb)
Hero (MP1): 221,977 (22.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

A

2 folds, Hero raises to 23,500, 5 folds, BB raises to 128,212 and is all-in, Hero calls 104,712

Flop: (270,424) K

7

6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (270,424) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (270,424) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (6,000/12,000 blinds, 1,200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 223,140 (18.6 bb)
SB: 181,198 (15.1 bb)
BB: 451,148 (37.6 bb)
MP1: 212,698 (17.7 bb)
MP2: 307,140 (25.6 bb)
MP3: 1,353,487 (112.8 bb)
Hero (CO): 331,189 (27.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

K

MP1 raises to 48,000, MP2 raises to 305,940 and is all-in, 6 folds

Results:

Биг-5.50

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 16,411 (109.4 bb)
BB: 6,345 (42.3 bb)
UTG+2: 4,350 (29 bb)
MP1: 7,990 (53.3 bb)
MP2: 6,426 (42.8 bb)
MP3: 2,629 (17.5 bb)
Hero (CO): 10,114 (67.4 bb)
BTN: 10,132 (67.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

9

4 folds, Hero raises to 375, 2 folds, BB calls 225

Flop: (985) 7

5

K

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 525, BB calls 525

Turn: (2,035) K

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 1,125, BB raises to 5,425 and is all-in, Hero calls 4,300

River: (12,885) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

4тый блять - пидорасы радостно удваивали друг дружку, а я сидел и радостно обозревал руки из разряда 8-хай или хуй.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (8,000/16,000 blinds, 1,600 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 857,888 (53.6 bb)
BB: 370,992 (23.2 bb)
CO: 1,735,142 (108.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): 95,978 (6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 5

5

CO raises to 32,000, Hero raises to 94,378 and is all-in, SB calls 86,378, BB folds, CO calls 62,378

Flop: (305,534) Q

3

A

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB bets 152,000, CO folds

Turn: (305,534) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (305,534) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


marcusnu, те за эту раздачу кстати, отдельный хуй на рыло.

фолди/не фолди АК, а когда зайдут АА тебя все равно переедут Т3 (демонический смех)

С АK нормальный фолд - 3бет оллину от этого гражданина я не уверен даже в монетке

5.50 2р1а

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 12,133 (60.7 bb)
MP3: 13,105 (65.5 bb)
CO: 9,576 (47.9 bb)
BTN: 8,452 (42.3 bb)
SB: 9,393 (47 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,393 (17 bb)
UTG+1: 2,290 (11.5 bb)
UTG+2: 6,030 (30.2 bb)
MP1: 9,985 (49.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

Q

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 400, 6 folds, Hero raises to 3,368 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 2,968

Flop: (7,061) A

5

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (7,061) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,061) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Я не спорю с тем, что с АК может и нормальный фолд, я настаиваю на второй части утверждения :)

За нокаут удавятся долбоебы.

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 2,940 (98 bb)
CO: 2,310 (77 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,550 (85 bb)
SB: 3,285 (109.5 bb)
BB: 3,105 (103.5 bb)
UTG+1: 2,955 (98.5 bb)
UTG+2: 6,750 (225 bb)
MP1: 3,270 (109 bb)
MP2: 2,835 (94.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

J

UTG+1 calls 30, UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 60, 3 folds, Hero raises to 180, 3 folds, MP1 calls 120

Flop: (435) 4

2

4

(2 players)
MP1 bets 420, Hero raises to 2,370 and is all-in, MP1 calls 1,950

Turn: (5,175) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,175) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Биг-8.80

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 1,650 (16.5 bb)
UTG+2: 630 (6.3 bb)
MP1: 3,330 (33.3 bb)
MP2: 1,415 (14.2 bb)
Hero (MP3): 6,320 (63.2 bb)
CO: 3,200 (32 bb)
BTN: 9,320 (93.2 bb)
SB: 6,685 (66.9 bb)
BB: 7,010 (70.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with T

T

2 folds, MP1 calls 100, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 350, 3 folds, BB calls 250, MP1 calls 250

Flop: (1,190) J

8

7

(3 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets 550, BB folds, MP1 calls 550

Turn: (2,290) 7

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks

River: (2,290) 9

(2 players)
MP1 bets 700, Hero raises to 5,410 and is all-in, MP1 calls 1,720 and is all-in

Results:

Посадили в капе 8.80 за стол ручную бразильскую макаку пархатого кукловода Pessagno из тимонлайн.
Вылетело эта красножопое уебище следующим образом.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (UTG+1): 2,440 (61 bb)
UTG+2: 2,820 (70.5 bb)
MP1: 3,404 (85.1 bb)
MP2: 1,776 (44.4 bb)
MP3: 2,976 (74.4 bb)
CO: 2,865 (71.6 bb)
BTN: 2,856 (71.4 bb)
SB: 3,825 (95.6 bb)
BB: 2,780 (69.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 3

K

5 folds, CO raises to 120, BTN raises to 356, 2 folds, CO raises to 762, BTN calls 406

Flop: (1,584) 8

2

8

(2 players)
CO bets 640, BTN calls 640

Turn: (2,864) 2

(2 players)
CO bets 1,463 and is all-in, BTN calls 1,454 and is all-in

River: (5,772) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

По динамике наверное, блять, сыграл.
Когда видишь, каких охлоебов тянут в этот ебаный тим для пропагнды этого ебучего дурильника, становится многое понятно.

А это мой аут - насмотрелся на Песагну.
Заметили кстате, - сколько сегодня я раздач ебанул - где фолда нет, а оп обязательно ебанет на этажик выше. Во всех случаях опп - редкое уебище из какой-нить греции.

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP2): 2,365 (47.3 bb)
MP3: 2,745 (54.9 bb)
CO: 4,044 (80.9 bb)
BTN: 2,001 (40 bb)
SB: 2,926 (58.5 bb)
BB: 5,931 (118.6 bb)
UTG+1: 2,815 (56.3 bb)
UTG+2: 3,680 (73.6 bb)
MP1: 2,715 (54.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with T

A

3 folds, Hero raises to 150, MP3 folds, CO calls 150, BTN folds, SB calls 125, BB folds

Flop: (500) 8

4

9

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (500) Q

(3 players)
SB bets 165, Hero calls 165, CO folds

River: (830) J

(2 players)
SB bets 614, Hero raises to 2,050 and is all-in, SB calls 1,436

Results:

Вколол блять рега пидрилу из голандии - omyg0t - редкая мразота, весь тайм-банк на него извел, по всему там дро ебучее должно было быть - дро было да не то.

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 2,858 (95.3 bb)
SB: 2,985 (99.5 bb)
BB: 2,925 (97.5 bb)
UTG+2: 3,052 (101.7 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,895 (96.5 bb)
MP2: 2,985 (99.5 bb)
MP3: 2,800 (93.3 bb)
CO: 2,765 (92.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

A

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 90, MP2 calls 90, MP3 folds, CO calls 90, 3 folds

Flop: (315) 8

6

9

(3 players)
Hero bets 210, MP2 calls 210, CO calls 210

Turn: (945) 3

(3 players)
Hero bets 450, MP2 calls 450, CO calls 450

River: (2,295) 6

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 2,235 and is all-in, CO folds, Hero calls 2,145 and is all-in

Results: