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Уебался на этих вот интересных раздачах за 200 талеров седня - неплохо.
Из всех аутов 2 раза младше был тока. В целом, согласен, интересно.

Оп типа того, из интересноц раздачи с тузами выше.

2р1а
Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BB): 5,425 (108.5 bb)
UTG+1: 5,150 (103 bb)
UTG+2: 3,130 (62.6 bb)
MP1: 5,490 (109.8 bb)
MP2: 5,435 (108.7 bb)
MP3: 4,965 (99.3 bb)
CO: 13,795 (275.9 bb)
BTN: 1,755 (35.1 bb)
SB: 5,885 (117.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

J

5 folds, CO raises to 150, 2 folds, Hero raises to 375, CO calls 225

Flop: (775) 9

2

2

(2 players)
Hero bets 500, CO calls 500

Turn: (1,775) K

(2 players)
Hero bets 850, CO raises to 1,700, Hero raises to 4,550 and is all-in, CO folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 5,580 (27.9 bb)
SB: 4,383 (21.9 bb)
BB: 10,279 (51.4 bb)
UTG+2: 10,246 (51.2 bb)
Hero (MP1): 9,945 (49.7 bb)
MP2: 9,955 (49.8 bb)
MP3: 3,713 (18.6 bb)
CO: 2,825 (14.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

Q

UTG+2 raises to 500, Hero calls 500, 5 folds, BB calls 300

Flop: (1,800) 9

8

A

(3 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero bets 800, BB calls 800, UTG+2 calls 800

Turn: (4,200) Q

(3 players)
BB bets 3,200, UTG+2 calls 3,200, Hero folds

River: (10,600) 5

(2 players)
BB bets 5,754 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 5,721 and is all-in

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 5,580 (27.9 bb)
SB: 4,383 (21.9 bb)
BB: 10,279 (51.4 bb)
UTG+2: 10,246 (51.2 bb)
Hero (MP1): 9,945 (49.7 bb)
MP2: 9,955 (49.8 bb)
MP3: 3,713 (18.6 bb)
CO: 2,825 (14.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

Q

UTG+2 raises to 500, Hero calls 500, 5 folds, BB calls 300

Flop: (1,800) 9

8

A

(3 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero bets 800, BB calls 800, UTG+2 calls 800

Turn: (4,200) Q

(3 players)
BB bets 3,200, UTG+2 calls 3,200, Hero folds

River: (10,600) 5

(2 players)
BB bets 5,754 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 5,721 and is all-in

Results:

потащишь 8 max? смогешь? наебни автик )

upd: не удивлен. муравьи против снеговиков оказались бессильны

Встретились два дебила.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP3: 9,665 (322.2 bb)
Hero (CO): 2,150 (71.7 bb)
BTN: 3,090 (103 bb)
SB: 3,060 (102 bb)
BB: 3,160 (105.3 bb)
UTG+2: 3,030 (101 bb)
MP1: 3,270 (109 bb)
MP2: 2,980 (99.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

2

4 folds, Hero raises to 90, BTN raises to 270, 2 folds, Hero calls 180

Flop: (585) 3

3

K

(2 players)
Hero bets 465, BTN raises to 2,820 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,415 and is all-in

Turn: (4,345) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (4,345) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

New Zealand 71/12 агр 2 - ну не могу скинуть я тут.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 5,369 (53.7 bb)
MP3: 3,000 (30 bb)
CO: 1,409 (14.1 bb)
BTN: 3,395 (34 bb)
SB: 1,515 (15.2 bb)
BB: 2,887 (28.9 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 4,350 (43.5 bb)
UTG+2: 4,448 (44.5 bb)
MP1: 11,012 (110.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with J

A

Hero raises to 300, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 300, 5 folds, BB calls 200

Flop: (950) 8

Q

T

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP1 bets 600, BB folds, Hero calls 600

Turn: (2,150) A

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 10,112 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,450 and is all-in

River: (9,050) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Греки еб

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 5,269 (52.7 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (30 bb)
MP2: 1,909 (19.1 bb)
MP3: 3,395 (34 bb)
CO: 1,465 (14.7 bb)
BTN: 2,287 (22.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 8,950 (89.5 bb)
BB: 4,448 (44.5 bb)
UTG+1: 6,662 (66.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7

7

2 folds, MP1 raises to 300, 3 folds, BTN calls 300, Hero calls 250, BB folds

Flop: (1,000) 3

3

6

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 600, BTN folds, Hero raises to 8,650 and is all-in, MP1 calls 2,100 and is all-in

Turn: (6,400) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,400) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 7,134 (71.3 bb)
SB: 2,900 (29 bb)
BB: 3,395 (34 bb)
MP1: 678 (6.8 bb)
Hero (MP2): 12,050 (120.5 bb)
MP3: 4,148 (41.5 bb)
CO: 6,112 (61.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K

A

MP1 folds, Hero raises to 300, 3 folds, SB calls 250, BB folds

Flop: (700) 2

7

3

(2 players)
SB bets 200, Hero raises to 500, SB calls 300

Turn: (1,700) T

(2 players)
SB bets 200, Hero calls 200

River: (2,100) K

(2 players)
SB bets 200, Hero raises to 11,050 and is all-in, SB calls 1,700 and is all-in

Results:

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 1,390 (27.8 bb)
UTG+1: 2,925 (58.5 bb)
UTG+2: 7,290 (145.8 bb)
Hero (MP1): 3,825 (76.5 bb)
MP2: 7,720 (154.4 bb)
MP3: 2,750 (55 bb)
CO: 5,045 (100.9 bb)
BTN: 3,457 (69.1 bb)
SB: 6,738 (134.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with T

T

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 100, Hero raises to 250, 3 folds, BTN raises to 3,457 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero calls 3,207

Flop: (7,089) 5

Q

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (7,089) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,089) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Поаробуем еще поиграть в ебанутый покер

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (MP1): 7,541 (30.2 bb)
MP2: 23,565 (94.3 bb)
MP3: 9,210 (36.8 bb)
CO: 2,173 (8.7 bb)
BTN: 12,806 (51.2 bb)
SB: 13,888 (55.6 bb)
BB: 13,833 (55.3 bb)
UTG+1: 22,677 (90.7 bb)
UTG+2: 5,462 (21.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

Q

2 folds, Hero raises to 525, 2 folds, CO raises to 2,148 and is all-in, BTN calls 2,148, SB folds, BB calls 1,898, Hero calls 1,623

Flop: (8,942) 2

J

3

(4 players, 1 is all-in)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets 750, BB calls 750, Hero calls 750

Turn: (11,192) 9

(4 players, 1 is all-in)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets 1,250, BB folds, Hero calls 1,250

River: (13,692) Q

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
Hero bets 3,368 and is all-in, BTN calls 3,368

Results:

Считаю опять мертый кулер сдали - у меня там после терна пасов нет - аутов полколоды.

Отползают в ужасе.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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Hero (MP1): 20,428 (68.1 bb)
MP2: 23,540 (78.5 bb)
MP3: 9,185 (30.6 bb)
CO: 5,265 (17.6 bb)
BTN: 13,738 (45.8 bb)
SB: 10,910 (36.4 bb)
BB: 22,652 (75.5 bb)
UTG+2: 5,437 (18.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9

8

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 705, MP2 calls 705, 4 folds, BB calls 405

Flop: (2,465) T

6

6

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 1,050, MP2 raises to 2,795, BB folds, Hero calls 1,745

Turn: (8,055) Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks

River: (8,055) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets 2,850, MP2 folds

Results:

Щетаю пора садиться за книгу о турнирном покере на аппаратах старзах - пару-тройку томов как Харрингтон легко осилю, после последних трех дней.

Первая глава будет называться - Как ауристичнее нажимать кнопку оллин если вам раздали Q8.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
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Hero (BTN): 1,877 (23.5 bb)
SB: 16,608 (207.6 bb)
BB: 6,998 (87.5 bb)
CO: 7,296 (91.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 7

2

CO folds, Hero raises to 240, SB raises to 660, BB folds, Hero calls 420

Flop: (1,400) 5

9

8

(2 players)
SB bets 8,000, Hero calls 1,217 and is all-in

Turn: (3,834) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (3,834) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 22,603 (113 bb)
BB: 16,057 (80.3 bb)
CO: 3,843 (19.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): 9,928 (49.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with Q

A

CO folds, Hero raises to 500, SB folds, BB calls 300

Flop: (1,200) J

8

Q

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 700, BB raises to 1,400, Hero calls 700

Turn: (4,000) J

(2 players)
BB bets 3,000, Hero calls 3,000

River: (10,000) 3

(2 players)
BB bets 10,000, Hero calls 5,003 and is all-in

Results:

Чет опять лоханулся - Q8 же сразу пихаем. Непростительно для будущего автора самой читаемой трилогии об онлайн-покере.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BB): 65,877 (32.9 bb)
UTG+1: 87,248 (43.6 bb)
UTG+2: 50,107 (25.1 bb)
MP1: 63,365 (31.7 bb)
MP2: 82,774 (41.4 bb)
MP3: 62,931 (31.5 bb)
CO: 20,626 (10.3 bb)
BTN: 33,583 (16.8 bb)
SB: 68,922 (34.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

Q

7 folds, SB raises to 4,000, Hero calls 2,000

Flop: (9,800) Q

9

Q

(2 players)
SB bets 6,000, Hero calls 6,000

Turn: (21,800) 7

(2 players)
SB bets 6,000, Hero calls 6,000

River: (33,800) J

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 12,000, SB calls 12,000

Results:

Пиздец - позор мне. Опять не запихался сразу.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 33,471 (66.9 bb)
BTN: 9,945 (19.9 bb)
SB: 19,835 (39.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 26,790 (53.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

8

2 folds, SB raises to 1,500, Hero calls 1,000

Flop: (3,240) Q

Q

6

(2 players)
SB bets 1,500, Hero calls 1,500

Turn: (6,240) 2

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (6,240) A

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 2,750, SB calls 2,750

Results:

Бесконечности, я ж грил моя карта, скока на них каре в казяке собрал.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (2,000/4,000 blinds, 400 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BTN): 84,383 (21.1 bb)
SB: 84,472 (21.1 bb)
BB: 130,341 (32.6 bb)
MP1: 53,730 (13.4 bb)
MP2: 71,032 (17.8 bb)
MP3: 227,954 (57 bb)
CO: 117,483 (29.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8

8

4 folds, Hero raises to 8,400, SB folds, BB raises to 129,941 and is all-in, Hero calls 75,583 and is all-in

Flop: (172,766) 8

8

4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (172,766) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (172,766) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: