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Седня тема обсуждения - как сломать аппарат - а у тя разадча обычная - ну рейзнул, ну сет - веселья точно никакого.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 12,228 (20.4 bb)
BB: 52,234 (87.1 bb)
UTG+1: 16,314 (27.2 bb)
UTG+2: 20,903 (34.8 bb)
MP1: 21,487 (35.8 bb)
MP2: 10,892 (18.2 bb)
MP3: 35,343 (58.9 bb)
Hero (CO): 33,069 (55.1 bb)
BTN: 8,925 (14.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q

7

2 folds, MP1 raises to 1,800, 2 folds, Hero raises to 3,300, 3 folds, MP1 calls 1,500

Flop: (8,130) T

K

A

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 3,300, MP1 folds

Results:

Дать плоскача - нехуевый "прием" при разогреве аппарата

почти блять
Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP3: 25,651 (42.8 bb)
CO: 51,124 (85.2 bb)
BTN: 20,393 (34 bb)
SB: 6,259 (10.4 bb)
BB: 10,682 (17.8 bb)
UTG+2: 54,037 (90.1 bb)
Hero (MP1): 35,889 (59.8 bb)
MP2: 7,360 (12.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with T

6

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 1,590, MP2 raises to 7,290 and is all-in, 5 folds, Hero calls 5,700

Flop: (16,040) 2

7

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (16,040) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (16,040) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Ну похуй - зато следующая норм.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 25,581 (42.6 bb)
MP2: 51,054 (85.1 bb)
MP3: 22,215 (37 bb)
CO: 20,323 (33.9 bb)
BTN: 5,889 (9.8 bb)
SB: 10,012 (16.7 bb)
BB: 53,967 (89.9 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 28,529 (47.5 bb)
UTG+2: 16,040 (26.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with Q

T

Hero raises to 1,500, 6 folds, SB calls 1,200, BB folds

Flop: (4,230) 5

7

6

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 2,100, SB raises to 8,442 and is all-in, Hero calls 6,342

Turn: (21,114) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (21,114) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BTN: 24,401 (40.7 bb)
SB: 50,174 (83.6 bb)
BB: 23,395 (39 bb)
UTG+2: 20,043 (33.4 bb)
MP1: 5,609 (9.3 bb)
MP2: 50,387 (84 bb)
Hero (MP3): 42,381 (70.6 bb)
CO: 17,220 (28.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with T

A

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 5,539 and is all-in, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 42,311 and is all-in, 3 folds, BB calls 22,725 and is all-in

Flop: (53,049) 7

8

8

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (53,049) 7

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (53,049) J

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Заводишь парней, они вон как колят. Аргентинцы, хуле они горячие парни.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 23,906 (34.2 bb)
UTG+2: 49,379 (70.5 bb)
MP1: 24,350 (34.8 bb)
MP2: 29,113 (41.6 bb)
MP3: 61,023 (87.2 bb)
CO: 14,885 (21.3 bb)
BTN: 55,067 (78.7 bb)
Hero (SB): 34,515 (49.3 bb)
BB: 14,170 (20.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

K

UTG+1 calls 700, UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 1,400, 4 folds, Hero raises to 7,350, 2 folds, MP1 calls 5,950

Flop: (16,865) 4

J

2

(2 players)
Hero bets 9,100, MP1 folds

Results:

Бешеного снеговика с топором не скидываем - только на стек.
Похуй что проиграли.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 21,231 (26.5 bb)
UTG+1: 47,404 (59.3 bb)
UTG+2: 24,464 (30.6 bb)
MP1: 34,918 (43.6 bb)
MP2: 60,998 (76.2 bb)
MP3: 11,151 (13.9 bb)
CO: 52,942 (66.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): 39,805 (49.8 bb)
SB: 13,495 (16.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 7

8

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 1,888, 4 folds, Hero calls 1,888, SB raises to 13,395 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero calls 11,507

Flop: (30,378) 8

Q

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (30,378) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (30,378) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Утро экспериментального покера закончено. Пересадили за новый стол - и сразу такая хуйня. Угадано все было верно - там говно - но блять аппарат не подвел.
Уроки извлечены.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 40,938 (51.2 bb)
UTG+2: 57,922 (72.4 bb)
MP1: 21,314 (26.6 bb)
MP2: 9,286 (11.6 bb)
MP3: 44,861 (56.1 bb)
CO: 55,527 (69.4 bb)
BTN: 11,942 (14.9 bb)
SB: 39,331 (49.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 22,010 (27.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

A

UTG+1 calls 800, 3 folds, MP3 raises to 3,200, 3 folds, Hero raises to 21,910 and is all-in, UTG+1 folds, MP3 calls 18,710

Flop: (45,920) 4

7

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (45,920) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (45,920) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Пойду заниматься пошатнувшимся здоровьем, потом кемарить.

у меня тоже достаточно стандартно. старзы не подвели.

Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t500/t1000 Blinds + t125 - 9 players
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UTG+2: t31435 M = 11.98
Hero (MP1): t11910 M = 4.54
MP2: t90306 M = 34.40
CO: t50570 M = 19.26
BTN: t66799 M = 25.45
SB: t74782 M = 28.49
BB: t24946 M = 9.50
UTG: t67893 M = 25.86
UTG+1: t48639 M = 18.53

Pre Flop: (t2625) Hero is MP1 with
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t1000, 1 fold, Hero raises to t11785 all in, 5 folds, UTG+1 calls t10785

Flop: (t26195) (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t26195) (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t26195) (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t26195
Hero shows (three of a kind, Tens)
UTG+1 shows (a flush, Ace high)
UTG+1 wins t26195

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 1,889 (37.8 bb)
SB: 5,400 (108 bb)
BB: 2,780 (55.6 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 2,108 (42.2 bb)
UTG+2: 2,400 (48 bb)
MP1: 1,750 (35 bb)
MP2: 3,227 (64.5 bb)
MP3: 6,000 (120 bb)
CO: 2,846 (56.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 9

8

Hero raises to 150, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 150, 2 folds, CO calls 150, BTN calls 150, 2 folds

Flop: (675) 6

9

2

(4 players)
Hero bets 375, MP1 calls 375, CO calls 375, BTN folds

Turn: (1,800) Q

(3 players)
Hero bets 1,583 and is all-in, MP1 calls 1,225 and is all-in, CO calls 1,583

River: (6,191) T

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 2,790 (34.9 bb)
SB: 3,748 (46.9 bb)
BB: 5,110 (63.9 bb)
UTG+1: 6,375 (79.7 bb)
UTG+2: 6,737 (84.2 bb)
MP1: 7,846 (98.1 bb)
MP2: 4,260 (53.3 bb)
Hero (MP3): 2,758 (34.5 bb)
CO: 3,785 (47.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q

T

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 240, 2 folds, Hero calls 240, 3 folds, BB calls 160

Flop: (760) J

9

A

(3 players)
BB bets 400, UTG+2 raises to 1,200, Hero calls 1,200, BB raises to 4,560, UTG+2 raises to 6,497 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,318 and is all-in, BB calls 310 and is all-in

Turn: (13,018) Q

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (13,018) 4

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Без шансов седня, как и всегда впрочем.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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CO: 2,990 (59.8 bb)
BTN: 2,895 (57.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 3,610 (72.2 bb)
BB: 2,375 (47.5 bb)
UTG+2: 6,115 (122.3 bb)
MP1: 3,205 (64.1 bb)
MP2: 3,550 (71 bb)
MP3: 3,020 (60.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

K

5 folds, BTN raises to 150, Hero raises to 425, BB folds, BTN calls 275

Flop: (900) 8

9

7

(2 players)
Hero bets 850, BTN calls 850

Turn: (2,600) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets 2,075, BTN calls 1,620 and is all-in

River: (5,840) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Full Tilt, 60/120 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 4,530 (37.8 bb)
MP3: 5,080 (42.3 bb)
CO: 18,021 (150.2 bb)
BTN: 3,976 (33.1 bb)
SB: 2,939 (24.5 bb)
BB: 17,171 (143.1 bb)
UTG+1: 4,609 (38.4 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 4,442 (37 bb)
MP1: 16,166 (134.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

Q

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 360, MP1 calls 360, 4 folds, SB calls 300, BB folds

Flop: (1,200) T

7

Q

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 960, MP1 raises to 2,660, SB folds, Hero raises to 4,082 and is all-in, MP1 folds

Results:

Full Tilt, 100/200 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 6,685 (33.4 bb)
MP1: 4,930 (24.7 bb)
MP2: 24,582 (122.9 bb)
MP3: 7,912 (39.6 bb)
CO: 9,290 (46.5 bb)
BTN: 13,789 (68.9 bb)
SB: 10,519 (52.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 15,542 (77.7 bb)
UTG+1: 10,755 (53.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2

7

7 folds, SB raises to 400, Hero calls 200

Flop: (800) 3

7

A

(2 players)
SB bets 550, Hero calls 550

Turn: (1,900) 4

(2 players)
SB bets 1,050, Hero calls 1,050

River: (4,000) 7

(2 players)
SB bets 1,600, Hero raises to 5,200, SB folds

Results:


Full Tilt, 100/200 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 6,685 (33.4 bb)
UTG+2: 4,930 (24.7 bb)
MP1: 24,582 (122.9 bb)
MP2: 7,912 (39.6 bb)
MP3: 9,290 (46.5 bb)
CO: 13,789 (68.9 bb)
BTN: 6,919 (34.6 bb)
Hero (SB): 19,142 (95.7 bb)
BB: 10,755 (53.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8

A

5 folds, CO raises to 400, BTN folds, Hero raises to 600, BB folds, CO calls 200

Flop: (1,400) Q

8

4

(2 players)
Hero bets 600, CO calls 600

Turn: (2,600) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 1,400, Hero calls 1,400

River: (5,400) 4

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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UTG+2: 3,020 (75.5 bb)
MP1: 4,595 (114.9 bb)
MP2: 2,955 (73.9 bb)
MP3: 3,000 (75 bb)
Hero (CO): 2,645 (66.1 bb)
BTN: 7,950 (198.8 bb)
SB: 3,015 (75.4 bb)
BB: 2,880 (72 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7

9

4 folds, Hero raises to 120, BTN folds, SB calls 100, BB calls 80

Flop: (360) A

9

9

(3 players)
SB bets 160, BB folds, Hero raises to 380, SB calls 220

Turn: (1,120) 4

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 620, SB calls 620

River: (2,360) 6

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 1,300, SB calls 1,300

Results:

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 3,090 (77.3 bb)
BTN: 3,670 (91.8 bb)
SB: 2,675 (66.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,550 (63.8 bb)
MP1: 3,160 (79 bb)
MP2: 395 (9.9 bb)
MP3: 2,545 (63.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7

2

MP1 raises to 120, 2 folds, CO calls 120, BTN calls 120, SB folds, Hero calls 80

Flop: (500) 3

A

4

(4 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 360, CO calls 360, BTN folds, Hero raises to 1,620, MP1 folds, CO calls 1,260

Turn: (4,100) Q

(2 players)
Hero bets 810 and is all-in, CO calls 810

River: (5,720) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

че ты все раздачи какие то тупые и неинтересные еще и подряд выкладываешь?

раздачи вообще всегда тупые, по сути
а вот опять есть пятерочка в руке

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 3,260 (81.5 bb)
BB: 3,260 (81.5 bb)
UTG+2: 2,940 (73.5 bb)
MP1: 2,655 (66.4 bb)
Hero (MP2): 5,550 (138.8 bb)
MP3: 2,720 (68 bb)
CO: 3,200 (80 bb)
BTN: 2,425 (60.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 6

5

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 100, Hero calls 100, MP3 folds, CO calls 100, BTN folds, SB calls 80, BB folds

Flop: (440) 6

2

6

(4 players)
SB checks, MP1 bets 300, Hero calls 300, CO calls 300, SB folds

Turn: (1,340) 8

(3 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 740, CO calls 740, MP1 folds

River: (2,820) J

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,560, CO folds

Results:


Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 1,025 (20.5 bb)
MP2: 3,200 (64 bb)
MP3: 3,000 (60 bb)
CO: 2,205 (44.1 bb)
Hero (BTN): 6,270 (125.4 bb)
SB: 585 (11.7 bb)
BB: 6,805 (136.1 bb)
UTG+2: 3,045 (60.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with T

6

UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 50, 2 folds, CO calls 50, Hero raises to 150, SB folds, BB calls 100, MP1 calls 100, CO calls 100

Flop: (625) 4

3

5

(4 players)
BB checks, MP1 bets 875 and is all-in, CO raises to 1,750, Hero raises to 6,120 and is all-in, BB folds, CO calls 305 and is all-in

Turn: (5,610) 2

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (5,610) 5

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Вот зато охуенно интересная кстате.

Full Tilt, 200/400 blinds, 50 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 7,035 (17.6 bb)
UTG+2: 290 (0.7 bb)
MP1: 29,307 (73.3 bb)
MP2: 16,494 (41.2 bb)
MP3: 13,188 (33 bb)
CO: 27,323 (68.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): 20,822 (52.1 bb)
SB: 18,178 (45.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

A

UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 400, 3 folds, Hero raises to 1,400, 2 folds, MP1 calls 1,000

Flop: (3,800) 3

2

Q

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 1,900, MP1 calls 1,900

Turn: (7,600) T

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks

River: (7,600) 8

(2 players)
MP1 bets 7,600, Hero raises to 17,472 and is all-in, MP1 calls 9,872

Results: