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Добил парня, у которого J9 было в той раздаче

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP3: 23,975 (119.9 bb)
Hero (CO): 48,386 (241.9 bb)
BTN: 4,360 (21.8 bb)
SB: 13,129 (65.6 bb)
BB: 12,575 (62.9 bb)
UTG+1: 13,665 (68.3 bb)
UTG+2: 6,725 (33.6 bb)
MP1: 4,926 (24.6 bb)
MP2: 9,800 (49 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7

7

UTG+1 calls 200, UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 490, 2 folds, Hero calls 490, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls 290

Flop: (1,995) 6

3

4

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets 1,100, UTG+1 folds, MP1 raises to 4,411 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,311

Turn: (10,817) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (10,817) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Наши срываются - не добрал я блять - это тот которого на J5 против готового стрита обрил я

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP2: 23,950 (119.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): 54,277 (271.4 bb)
CO: 4,335 (21.7 bb)
BTN: 13,004 (65 bb)
SB: 12,350 (61.8 bb)
BB: 13,150 (65.8 bb)
UTG+2: 6,700 (33.5 bb)
MP1: 9,775 (48.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with T

Q

3 folds, Hero raises to 500, 2 folds, SB calls 400, BB folds

Flop: (1,400) 7

5

4

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 900, SB calls 900

Turn: (3,200) Q

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 1,300, SB calls 1,300

River: (5,800) 9

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Results:

Жжоте

Ошибка - он же новозеландец.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 24,275 (97.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 55,852 (223.4 bb)
UTG+2: 9,820 (39.3 bb)
MP1: 10,325 (41.3 bb)
MP2: 12,725 (50.9 bb)
MP3: 6,275 (25.1 bb)
CO: 17,563 (70.3 bb)
BTN: 9,350 (37.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9

7

4 folds, CO raises to 1,000, 2 folds, Hero calls 750

Flop: (2,365) 8

2

5

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 1,125, Hero calls 1,125

Turn: (4,615) 9

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 2,250, Hero raises to 53,697 and is all-in, CO calls 13,158 and is all-in

River: (35,431) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

57.40 хуячу агр 3

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 23,910 (95.6 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 38,549 (154.2 bb)
MP1: 87,210 (348.8 bb)
MP2: 10,355 (41.4 bb)
MP3: 9,860 (39.4 bb)
CO: 18,495 (74 bb)
BTN: 31,596 (126.4 bb)
SB: 9,225 (36.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with Q

5

Hero raises to 750, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 750, 5 folds

Flop: (2,115) 3

3

4

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,125, MP2 calls 1,125

Turn: (4,365) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets 3,500, MP2 folds

Results:

Поймали. Тот же, у которого КК было

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 23,320 (93.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): 40,449 (161.8 bb)
SB: 15,548 (62.2 bb)
BB: 87,120 (348.5 bb)
UTG+1: 8,390 (33.6 bb)
UTG+2: 11,540 (46.2 bb)
MP1: 18,405 (73.6 bb)
MP2: 30,506 (122 bb)
MP3: 9,010 (36 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 5

6

3 folds, MP2 raises to 625, MP3 folds, CO calls 625, Hero calls 625, 2 folds

Flop: (2,520) Q

5

T

(3 players)
MP2 checks, CO bets 1,250, Hero calls 1,250, MP2 calls 1,250

Turn: (6,270) 5

(3 players)
MP2 checks, CO bets 2,875, Hero raises to 6,500, MP2 folds, CO calls 3,625

River: (19,270) 9

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets 10,625, CO calls 10,625

Results:

в том же аквариуме

Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t125/t250 Blinds + t30 - 9 players
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UTG+2: t10841 M = 16.81
Hero (MP1): t11240 M = 17.43
MP2: t625 M = 0.97
CO: t34495 M = 53.48
BTN: t3939 M = 6.11
SB: t18953 M = 29.38
BB: t8343 M = 12.93
UTG: t24717 M = 38.32
UTG+1: t38237 M = 59.28

Pre Flop: (t645) Hero is MP1 with
3 folds, Hero raises to t625, 2 folds, BTN calls t625, 1 fold, BB calls t375

Flop: (t2270) (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t1125, BTN raises to t3284 all in, BB calls t3284, Hero raises to t10585 all in, BB calls t4404 all in

Turn: (t20930) (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: (t20930) (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: t20930
Hero shows (three of a kind, Tens)
BTN shows (a pair of Kings)
BB shows (a pair of Tens)
Hero wins t8808
Hero wins t12122

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 46,840 (156.1 bb)
Hero (SB): 21,964 (73.2 bb)
BB: 15,923 (53.1 bb)
UTG+1: 82,660 (275.5 bb)
UTG+2: 6,835 (22.8 bb)
MP1: 10,780 (35.9 bb)
MP2: 17,645 (58.8 bb)
MP3: 33,391 (111.3 bb)
CO: 8,250 (27.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with
2 folds, MP1 calls 300, MP2 calls 300, 3 folds, Hero raises to 1,050, BB folds, MP1 calls 750, MP2 folds

Flop: (3,060) (2 players)
Hero bets 1,500, MP1 calls 1,500

Turn: (6,060) (2 players)
Hero bets 3,300, MP1 calls 3,300

River: (12,660) (2 players)
Hero bets 10,200, MP1 calls 4,890 and is all-in

Results: 22,440 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and won 22,440 (11,660 net)
MP1 showed and lost (-10,780 net)

pikul1980 @ 14.12.2012
в том же аквариуме

говно это унылое - играешь в покер, а не в аппарат

Goban899 @ 14.12.2012
говно это унылое - играешь в покер, а не в аппарат

расшифруй, пожалуйста. чет туговато идет, опосля 15 часов сидения в этом долбоебизме.
типа не то творю..? "веселее" нужно?

Седня тема обсуждения - как сломать аппарат - а у тя разадча обычная - ну рейзнул, ну сет - веселья точно никакого.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 12,228 (20.4 bb)
BB: 52,234 (87.1 bb)
UTG+1: 16,314 (27.2 bb)
UTG+2: 20,903 (34.8 bb)
MP1: 21,487 (35.8 bb)
MP2: 10,892 (18.2 bb)
MP3: 35,343 (58.9 bb)
Hero (CO): 33,069 (55.1 bb)
BTN: 8,925 (14.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q

7

2 folds, MP1 raises to 1,800, 2 folds, Hero raises to 3,300, 3 folds, MP1 calls 1,500

Flop: (8,130) T

K

A

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 3,300, MP1 folds

Results:

Дать плоскача - нехуевый "прием" при разогреве аппарата

почти блять
Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP3: 25,651 (42.8 bb)
CO: 51,124 (85.2 bb)
BTN: 20,393 (34 bb)
SB: 6,259 (10.4 bb)
BB: 10,682 (17.8 bb)
UTG+2: 54,037 (90.1 bb)
Hero (MP1): 35,889 (59.8 bb)
MP2: 7,360 (12.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with T

6

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 1,590, MP2 raises to 7,290 and is all-in, 5 folds, Hero calls 5,700

Flop: (16,040) 2

7

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (16,040) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (16,040) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Ну похуй - зато следующая норм.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 25,581 (42.6 bb)
MP2: 51,054 (85.1 bb)
MP3: 22,215 (37 bb)
CO: 20,323 (33.9 bb)
BTN: 5,889 (9.8 bb)
SB: 10,012 (16.7 bb)
BB: 53,967 (89.9 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 28,529 (47.5 bb)
UTG+2: 16,040 (26.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with Q

T

Hero raises to 1,500, 6 folds, SB calls 1,200, BB folds

Flop: (4,230) 5

7

6

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 2,100, SB raises to 8,442 and is all-in, Hero calls 6,342

Turn: (21,114) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (21,114) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BTN: 24,401 (40.7 bb)
SB: 50,174 (83.6 bb)
BB: 23,395 (39 bb)
UTG+2: 20,043 (33.4 bb)
MP1: 5,609 (9.3 bb)
MP2: 50,387 (84 bb)
Hero (MP3): 42,381 (70.6 bb)
CO: 17,220 (28.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with T

A

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 5,539 and is all-in, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 42,311 and is all-in, 3 folds, BB calls 22,725 and is all-in

Flop: (53,049) 7

8

8

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (53,049) 7

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (53,049) J

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Заводишь парней, они вон как колят. Аргентинцы, хуле они горячие парни.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 23,906 (34.2 bb)
UTG+2: 49,379 (70.5 bb)
MP1: 24,350 (34.8 bb)
MP2: 29,113 (41.6 bb)
MP3: 61,023 (87.2 bb)
CO: 14,885 (21.3 bb)
BTN: 55,067 (78.7 bb)
Hero (SB): 34,515 (49.3 bb)
BB: 14,170 (20.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

K

UTG+1 calls 700, UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 1,400, 4 folds, Hero raises to 7,350, 2 folds, MP1 calls 5,950

Flop: (16,865) 4

J

2

(2 players)
Hero bets 9,100, MP1 folds

Results:

Бешеного снеговика с топором не скидываем - только на стек.
Похуй что проиграли.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 21,231 (26.5 bb)
UTG+1: 47,404 (59.3 bb)
UTG+2: 24,464 (30.6 bb)
MP1: 34,918 (43.6 bb)
MP2: 60,998 (76.2 bb)
MP3: 11,151 (13.9 bb)
CO: 52,942 (66.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): 39,805 (49.8 bb)
SB: 13,495 (16.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 7

8

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 1,888, 4 folds, Hero calls 1,888, SB raises to 13,395 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero calls 11,507

Flop: (30,378) 8

Q

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (30,378) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (30,378) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Утро экспериментального покера закончено. Пересадили за новый стол - и сразу такая хуйня. Угадано все было верно - там говно - но блять аппарат не подвел.
Уроки извлечены.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 40,938 (51.2 bb)
UTG+2: 57,922 (72.4 bb)
MP1: 21,314 (26.6 bb)
MP2: 9,286 (11.6 bb)
MP3: 44,861 (56.1 bb)
CO: 55,527 (69.4 bb)
BTN: 11,942 (14.9 bb)
SB: 39,331 (49.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 22,010 (27.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

A

UTG+1 calls 800, 3 folds, MP3 raises to 3,200, 3 folds, Hero raises to 21,910 and is all-in, UTG+1 folds, MP3 calls 18,710

Flop: (45,920) 4

7

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (45,920) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (45,920) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Пойду заниматься пошатнувшимся здоровьем, потом кемарить.

у меня тоже достаточно стандартно. старзы не подвели.

Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t500/t1000 Blinds + t125 - 9 players
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UTG+2: t31435 M = 11.98
Hero (MP1): t11910 M = 4.54
MP2: t90306 M = 34.40
CO: t50570 M = 19.26
BTN: t66799 M = 25.45
SB: t74782 M = 28.49
BB: t24946 M = 9.50
UTG: t67893 M = 25.86
UTG+1: t48639 M = 18.53

Pre Flop: (t2625) Hero is MP1 with
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t1000, 1 fold, Hero raises to t11785 all in, 5 folds, UTG+1 calls t10785

Flop: (t26195) (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t26195) (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t26195) (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t26195
Hero shows (three of a kind, Tens)
UTG+1 shows (a flush, Ace high)
UTG+1 wins t26195