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Ну вот типа так он ебашит - эту раздачу надо было дать выиграть канадской хуйне, потому что он ребаев 9 уже сделал. И чет не прет ему - может обидится на пархатую пидрилку. Кладут мне две пары, этому педику фд с пятеркой - ни я не он не сбросим в этой ситуации. Понеслась моча по трубам.

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP3: 2,855 (23.8 bb)
CO: 7,870 (65.6 bb)
Hero (BTN): 3,610 (30.1 bb)
SB: 12,465 (103.9 bb)
BB: 3,710 (30.9 bb)
UTG+2: 16,847 (140.4 bb)
MP1: 4,950 (41.3 bb)
MP2: 1,210 (10.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with T

A

UTG+2 calls 120, 2 folds, MP3 calls 120, CO folds, Hero raises to 360, 2 folds, UTG+2 calls 240, MP3 calls 240

Flop: (1,380) T

A

3

(3 players)
UTG+2 checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets 1,080, UTG+2 folds, MP3 raises to 2,480 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,400

Turn: (6,340) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,340) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Ну и префлоп также срет спектры, когда надо столкнуть. Адова машинка. Этот пидер очкастый же всю жизнь програмил там какие-то системы, понятно терь как он озарился идеей, такой наебаон замутить.

Иди в офф так поиграй, как я седня на пс. Выебут сразу. И нехуй пиздеть про кол-во раздач. Это не канает - я в офе всё видел. Тут блять как не ебанешь на каком-нить шлаке 4 бет или в оллин 6тым залезешь - 8ом пар на хуй, фулхаусы, стриты - это кнопку пральную нажал значит.

хули там "сталкивать", у дикухи тупо любой карман - тебе п**зда. 50 там блайндов или 150, не суть.

утренне-любимый ребайник.

Poker Stars $1.00+$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 6 players
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MP: t4550 45.50 BBs
CO: t5565 55.65 BBs
BTN: t11080 110.80 BBs
Hero (SB): t5500 55 BBs
BB: t10322 103.22 BBs
UTG: t11268 112.68 BBs

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is SB with
UTG calls t100, 2 folds, BTN raises to t200, Hero raises to t5500 all in, 2 folds, BTN calls t5300

Flop: (t11200) (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t11200) (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t11200) (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t11200
BTN shows (a full house, Fives full of Sevens)
Hero shows (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
BTN wins t11200

канеш они будут колоть, если даже против оверпары им закрывает в 50% случаев. ))

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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CO: 4,810 (24.1 bb)
BTN: 7,655 (38.3 bb)
Hero (SB): 4,735 (23.7 bb)
BB: 29,182 (145.9 bb)
UTG+2: 14,145 (70.7 bb)
MP1: 9,530 (47.7 bb)
MP2: 16,557 (82.8 bb)
MP3: 4,855 (24.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

T

3 folds, MP3 calls 200, CO folds, BTN raises to 600, Hero calls 500, BB folds, MP3 calls 400

Flop: (2,200) Q

9

J

(3 players)
Hero bets 1,200, MP3 folds, BTN calls 1,200

Turn: (4,600) J

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 5,830 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,910 and is all-in

River: (10,420) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Coeurl: **** you in the *** mouth and ****

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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Hero (CO): 1,764 (58.8 bb)
BTN: 3,030 (101 bb)
SB: 2,940 (98 bb)
BB: 7,305 (243.5 bb)
UTG: 3,220 (107.3 bb)
MP: 3,270 (109 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 3

5

UTG folds, MP raises to 90, Hero raises to 225, BTN folds, SB calls 210, BB calls 195, MP calls 135

Flop: (900) 4

3

Q

(4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP checks, Hero bets 525, 3 folds

Results:

Блять, не прошло ща. Ну похуй - дальше подергаем.

Подряд с турика раздачи - играем в аппараты. 2р1а

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 13,760 (137.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 9,207 (92.1 bb)
UTG+1: 5,380 (53.8 bb)
UTG+2: 12,225 (122.3 bb)
MP1: 37,475 (374.8 bb)
MP2: 15,890 (158.9 bb)
MP3: 7,935 (79.4 bb)
CO: 11,735 (117.4 bb)
BTN: 10,945 (109.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9

K

3 folds, MP2 raises to 200, 4 folds, Hero raises to 600, MP2 calls 400

Flop: (1,340) 7

T

8

(2 players)
Hero bets 750, MP2 folds

Results:

Этого нита запоминаем, последняя с ним будет.
Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 13,700 (137 bb)
Hero (SB): 9,937 (99.4 bb)
BB: 5,370 (53.7 bb)
UTG+1: 12,215 (122.2 bb)
UTG+2: 37,465 (374.7 bb)
MP1: 15,280 (152.8 bb)
MP2: 7,925 (79.3 bb)
MP3: 11,725 (117.3 bb)
CO: 10,935 (109.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4

J

4 folds, MP3 raises to 250, CO calls 250, BTN folds, Hero raises to 800, BB folds, MP3 calls 550, CO calls 550

Flop: (2,590) A

A

Q

(3 players)
Hero bets 1,150, MP3 raises to 2,970, 2 folds

Results:


Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 13,690 (136.9 bb)
Hero (BTN): 7,977 (79.8 bb)
SB: 5,260 (52.6 bb)
BB: 12,205 (122.1 bb)
UTG+1: 37,455 (374.6 bb)
UTG+2: 15,270 (152.7 bb)
MP1: 7,915 (79.2 bb)
MP2: 14,655 (146.6 bb)
MP3: 10,125 (101.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

Q

UTG+1 raises to 300, 2 folds, MP2 calls 300, 2 folds, Hero raises to 1,100, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls 800, MP2 calls 800

Flop: (3,540) A

Q

9

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets 1,250, UTG+1 calls 1,250, MP2 folds

Turn: (6,040) 4

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 1,900, UTG+1 folds

Results:


Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP3: 13,680 (136.8 bb)
Hero (CO): 11,657 (116.6 bb)
BTN: 5,200 (52 bb)
SB: 12,095 (121 bb)
BB: 35,095 (351 bb)
UTG+1: 15,260 (152.6 bb)
UTG+2: 7,905 (79.1 bb)
MP1: 13,545 (135.5 bb)
MP2: 10,115 (101.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q

Q

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 200, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 200, MP3 raises to 450, Hero raises to 1,750, 4 folds, MP2 calls 1,550, MP3 folds

Flop: (4,390) 2

Q

A

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 1,150, MP2 calls 1,150

Turn: (6,690) 5

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 3,150, MP2 raises to 7,205 and is all-in, Hero calls 4,055

River: (21,100) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Нит не выдержал накала
Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP2: 13,220 (132.2 bb)
Hero (MP3): 22,642 (226.4 bb)
CO: 5,190 (51.9 bb)
BTN: 12,035 (120.4 bb)
SB: 34,985 (349.9 bb)
BB: 15,250 (152.5 bb)
UTG+2: 7,695 (77 bb)
MP1: 13,535 (135.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

3

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 250, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 700, 4 folds, MP1 calls 450

Flop: (1,630) 3

J

3

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 650, MP1 calls 650

Turn: (2,930) 2

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 1,650, MP1 calls 1,650

River: (6,230) 6

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 5,000, MP1 calls 5,000

Results:

Тут блять главное аппарат разогреть - он срать начинает.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 12,210 (101.8 bb)
Hero (SB): 31,662 (263.9 bb)
BB: 5,110 (42.6 bb)
UTG+1: 11,955 (99.6 bb)
UTG+2: 34,495 (287.5 bb)
MP1: 12,390 (103.3 bb)
MP2: 8,435 (70.3 bb)
MP3: 8,220 (68.5 bb)
CO: 14,340 (119.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7

K

3 folds, MP2 raises to 240, MP3 folds, CO calls 240, BTN folds, Hero raises to 840, BB folds, MP2 calls 600, CO calls 600

Flop: (2,775) J

A

5

(3 players)
Hero bets 1,320, 2 folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP3: 12,180 (101.5 bb)
Hero (CO): 33,567 (279.7 bb)
BTN: 4,900 (40.8 bb)
SB: 11,805 (98.4 bb)
BB: 34,465 (287.2 bb)
UTG+1: 12,675 (105.6 bb)
UTG+2: 7,565 (63 bb)
MP1: 8,190 (68.3 bb)
MP2: 13,470 (112.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 5

J

5 folds, Hero raises to 360, 2 folds, BB calls 240

Flop: (915) J

7

8

(2 players)
BB bets 360, Hero raises to 840, BB raises to 1,800, Hero calls 960

Turn: (4,515) 2

(2 players)
BB bets 2,100, Hero calls 2,100

River: (8,715) T

(2 players)
BB bets 4,200, Hero raises to 17,700, BB calls 13,500

Results:

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 12,135 (80.9 bb)
Hero (MP1): 56,292 (375.3 bb)
MP2: 4,855 (32.4 bb)
MP3: 11,700 (78 bb)
CO: 13,435 (89.6 bb)
BTN: 11,430 (76.2 bb)
SB: 7,400 (49.3 bb)
BB: 8,145 (54.3 bb)
UTG+1: 13,425 (89.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 6

8

UTG+1 calls 150, UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 450, 3 folds, BTN calls 450, 2 folds, UTG+1 raises to 1,500, Hero calls 1,050, BTN calls 1,050

Flop: (4,905) 6

9

8

(3 players)
UTG+1 bets 1,350, Hero raises to 54,772 and is all-in, 2 folds

Results:

Чето не так нажал.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 11,830 (78.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 55,267 (368.4 bb)
BB: 4,775 (31.8 bb)
UTG+1: 14,575 (97.2 bb)
UTG+2: 12,905 (86 bb)
MP1: 14,110 (94.1 bb)
MP2: 7,245 (48.3 bb)
MP3: 7,840 (52.3 bb)
CO: 10,270 (68.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

T

6 folds, BTN raises to 375, Hero raises to 975, BB folds, BTN raises to 1,725, Hero calls 750

Flop: (3,780) 4

9

3

(2 players)
Hero bets 2,100, BTN raises to 5,925, Hero raises to 9,750, BTN raises to 10,085 and is all-in, Hero calls 335

Turn: (23,950) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (23,950) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Кстати - аддон тут забыл сделать.

Добил парня, у которого J9 было в той раздаче

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP3: 23,975 (119.9 bb)
Hero (CO): 48,386 (241.9 bb)
BTN: 4,360 (21.8 bb)
SB: 13,129 (65.6 bb)
BB: 12,575 (62.9 bb)
UTG+1: 13,665 (68.3 bb)
UTG+2: 6,725 (33.6 bb)
MP1: 4,926 (24.6 bb)
MP2: 9,800 (49 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7

7

UTG+1 calls 200, UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 490, 2 folds, Hero calls 490, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls 290

Flop: (1,995) 6

3

4

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets 1,100, UTG+1 folds, MP1 raises to 4,411 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,311

Turn: (10,817) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (10,817) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Наши срываются - не добрал я блять - это тот которого на J5 против готового стрита обрил я

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP2: 23,950 (119.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): 54,277 (271.4 bb)
CO: 4,335 (21.7 bb)
BTN: 13,004 (65 bb)
SB: 12,350 (61.8 bb)
BB: 13,150 (65.8 bb)
UTG+2: 6,700 (33.5 bb)
MP1: 9,775 (48.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with T

Q

3 folds, Hero raises to 500, 2 folds, SB calls 400, BB folds

Flop: (1,400) 7

5

4

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 900, SB calls 900

Turn: (3,200) Q

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 1,300, SB calls 1,300

River: (5,800) 9

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Results:

Жжоте

Ошибка - он же новозеландец.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 24,275 (97.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 55,852 (223.4 bb)
UTG+2: 9,820 (39.3 bb)
MP1: 10,325 (41.3 bb)
MP2: 12,725 (50.9 bb)
MP3: 6,275 (25.1 bb)
CO: 17,563 (70.3 bb)
BTN: 9,350 (37.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9

7

4 folds, CO raises to 1,000, 2 folds, Hero calls 750

Flop: (2,365) 8

2

5

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 1,125, Hero calls 1,125

Turn: (4,615) 9

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 2,250, Hero raises to 53,697 and is all-in, CO calls 13,158 and is all-in

River: (35,431) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

57.40 хуячу агр 3

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 23,910 (95.6 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 38,549 (154.2 bb)
MP1: 87,210 (348.8 bb)
MP2: 10,355 (41.4 bb)
MP3: 9,860 (39.4 bb)
CO: 18,495 (74 bb)
BTN: 31,596 (126.4 bb)
SB: 9,225 (36.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with Q

5

Hero raises to 750, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 750, 5 folds

Flop: (2,115) 3

3

4

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,125, MP2 calls 1,125

Turn: (4,365) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets 3,500, MP2 folds

Results:

Поймали. Тот же, у которого КК было

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 23,320 (93.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): 40,449 (161.8 bb)
SB: 15,548 (62.2 bb)
BB: 87,120 (348.5 bb)
UTG+1: 8,390 (33.6 bb)
UTG+2: 11,540 (46.2 bb)
MP1: 18,405 (73.6 bb)
MP2: 30,506 (122 bb)
MP3: 9,010 (36 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 5

6

3 folds, MP2 raises to 625, MP3 folds, CO calls 625, Hero calls 625, 2 folds

Flop: (2,520) Q

5

T

(3 players)
MP2 checks, CO bets 1,250, Hero calls 1,250, MP2 calls 1,250

Turn: (6,270) 5

(3 players)
MP2 checks, CO bets 2,875, Hero raises to 6,500, MP2 folds, CO calls 3,625

River: (19,270) 9

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets 10,625, CO calls 10,625

Results: