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Хорошо хоть башку не разбил - а то она и так слабенькая. Проснулся - понять ниче не могу. Болит все - думал приступ. Попробовал на ногу встать - чуть не упал.
Чую сука, и тут Шейнберг виноват.

2р1а
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 14,783 (59.1 bb)
SB: 26,668 (106.7 bb)
BB: 13,279 (53.1 bb)
UTG+1: 8,781 (35.1 bb)
UTG+2: 2,220 (8.9 bb)
MP1: 11,890 (47.6 bb)
MP2: 9,023 (36.1 bb)
Hero (MP3): 22,957 (91.8 bb)
CO: 17,979 (71.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

7

3 folds, MP2 raises to 500, Hero calls 500, 3 folds, BB calls 250

Flop: (1,895) 4

8

6

(3 players)
BB bets 1,125, MP2 raises to 8,493 and is all-in, Hero????

Опы реги. Стек сразу на предфиналку если завожу.

Goban899 @ 30.11.2012
Хорошо хоть башку не разбил - а то она и так слабенькая. Проснулся - понять ниче не могу. Болит все - думал приступ. Попробовал на ногу встать - чуть не упал.
Чую сука, и тут Шейнберг виноват.

Докатался, батенька. :( Ты это... Береги себя. Фрироллы покатай, что ли

Goban899 @ 30.11.2012
2р1а
Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 14,783 (59.1 bb)
SB: 26,668 (106.7 bb)
BB: 13,279 (53.1 bb)
UTG+1: 8,781 (35.1 bb)
UTG+2: 2,220 (8.9 bb)
MP1: 11,890 (47.6 bb)
MP2: 9,023 (36.1 bb)
Hero (MP3): 22,957 (91.8 bb)
CO: 17,979 (71.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

7

3 folds, MP2 raises to 500, Hero calls 500, 3 folds, BB calls 250

Flop: (1,895) 4

8

6

(3 players)
BB bets 1,125, MP2 raises to 8,493 and is all-in, Hero????

Опы реги. Стек сразу на предфиналку если завожу.

"стек на предфиналку" - ниочем. если около уровня 125/250 уже предфиналка, то количество участников небольшое, и призы основные на финалке. Я бы выбросил. Да и не колил бы вообще с МП3 такую руку. Мы очень часто после колла получим мультипот без позиции или вообще сквиз префлоп, на который будем выбрасывать.

Смех-смехом, а передвигаюсь по квартире как покалеченный пингвин. Больше всего напрягает - что я ниче не помню - до дивана ж я как-то доплюхал. Еще и заснул снова.

По раздаче -
Ну - не раздают ниче - завожу всякий треш. Да тож хотел скинуть - не скинул, а зря - у одного сет, у другого флешдро с королем. Сет выиграл соответственно.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 9,356 (23.4 bb)
BTN: 7,284 (18.2 bb)
SB: 16,847 (42.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 25,413 (63.5 bb)
UTG: 6,217 (15.5 bb)
MP: 24,713 (61.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4

7

4 folds, SB raises to 948, Hero calls 548

Flop: (2,196) 5

7

9

(2 players)
SB bets 1,200, Hero calls 1,200

Turn: (4,596) A

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 2,600, SB raises to 5,600, Hero raises to 23,215 and is all-in, SB calls 9,049 and is all-in

River: (33,894) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

1р1а
Хорошо что еще ниты есть, с которыми можно поиграть.

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 310 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 119,309 (47.7 bb)
SB: 22,350 (8.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 84,033 (33.6 bb)
UTG+1: 158,159 (63.3 bb)
UTG+2: 111,356 (44.5 bb)
MP1: 49,908 (20 bb)
MP2: 43,455 (17.4 bb)
MP3: 46,467 (18.6 bb)
CO: 76,495 (30.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6

8

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 5,625, 6 folds, Hero calls 3,125

Flop: (15,290) 4

8

Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets 5,945, Hero calls 5,945

Turn: (27,180) 9

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets 12,476, Hero calls 12,476

River: (52,132) A

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets 13,500, Hero raises to 59,677 and is all-in, UTG+2 folds

Results:


Загнал его в тильт. След раздачу он регу отдался с горя.

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 310 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 118,689 (47.5 bb)
CO: 20,480 (8.2 bb)
Hero (BTN): 123,749 (49.5 bb)
SB: 155,039 (62 bb)
BB: 73,190 (29.3 bb)
UTG+1: 49,288 (19.7 bb)
UTG+2: 49,375 (19.8 bb)
MP1: 45,847 (18.3 bb)
MP2: 75,875 (30.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

T

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 5,250, 6 folds, BB raises to 72,880 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 43,815 and is all-in

Flop: (102,170) 7

2

7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (102,170) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (102,170) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Выздоравливай!

Sergey0911 @ 30.11.2012
Выздоравливай!

Это ты про раздачу?

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 75 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 5 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP: 71,275 (89.1 bb)
CO: 93,670 (117.1 bb)
BTN: 81,577 (102 bb)
Hero (SB): 23,157 (28.9 bb)
BB: 13,915 (17.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8

9

MP folds, CO raises to 1,600, BTN folds, Hero calls 1,200, BB folds

Flop: (4,375) J

4

J

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (4,375) K

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 1,750, Hero calls 1,750

River: (7,875) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets 2,800, CO folds

Results:

1р1а
Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 42,210 (42.2 bb)
UTG+1: 55,909 (55.9 bb)
UTG+2: 53,400 (53.4 bb)
MP1: 45,199 (45.2 bb)
MP2: 8,060 (8.1 bb)
MP3: 36,038 (36 bb)
CO: 25,974 (26 bb)
Hero (BTN): 40,701 (40.7 bb)
SB: 20,989 (21 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

9

6 folds, Hero raises to 2,100, SB folds, BB calls 1,100

Flop: (5,825) 2

5

3

(2 players)
BB bets 3,000, Hero calls 3,000

Turn: (11,825) A

(2 players)
BB bets 6,000, Hero calls 6,000

River: (23,825) 2

(2 players)
BB bets 13,000, Hero calls 13,000

Results:

ок, про раздачу.

Я такие запушу всегда ))). У тебя тут даже против сета 33%, а там в половине случаев будут либо дрова либо оверпары против которых у тя ваще больше 55%. Такшта калл))). Режим же качали. Хуле диспу теперь не качнуть та )

Rastafashion @ 30.11.2012
Режим же качали. Хуле диспу теперь не качнуть та )

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 2,940 (147 bb)
MP2: 3,400 (170 bb)
MP3: 2,910 (145.5 bb)
CO: 2,970 (148.5 bb)
BTN: 2,770 (138.5 bb)
SB: 3,090 (154.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,920 (146 bb)
UTG+1: 3,000 (150 bb)
UTG+2: 3,000 (150 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2

2

6 folds, BTN raises to 100, SB calls 90, Hero calls 80

Flop: (300) J

2

7

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 160, BTN raises to 320, SB folds, Hero raises to 580, BTN calls 260

Turn: (1,460) 4

(2 players)
Hero bets 530, BTN calls 530

River: (2,520) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,710 and is all-in, BTN calls 1,560 and is all-in

Results:

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 7,700 (12.8 bb)
CO: 22,205 (37 bb)
BTN: 34,070 (56.8 bb)
SB: 15,227 (25.4 bb)
BB: 13,220 (22 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 29,269 (48.8 bb)
UTG+2: 11,966 (19.9 bb)
MP1: 17,563 (29.3 bb)
MP2: 4,180 (7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

Q

Hero raises to 1,260, UTG+2 calls 1,260, 6 folds, BB calls 660

Flop: (4,710) K

Q

5

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 1,500, UTG+2 raises to 10,636 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 9,136

Turn: (25,982) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (25,982) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (500/1,000 blinds, 125 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 10,199 (10.2 bb)
UTG+2: 20,685 (20.7 bb)
MP1: 27,045 (27 bb)
MP2: 23,409 (23.4 bb)
MP3: 14,175 (14.2 bb)
Hero (CO): 37,354 (37.4 bb)
BTN: 43,952 (44 bb)
SB: 44,529 (44.5 bb)
BB: 43,362 (43.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 6

4

2 folds, MP1 calls 1,000, MP2 calls 1,000, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 2,100, 2 folds, BB raises to 6,000, 2 folds, Hero calls 3,900

Flop: (15,625) 7

T

5

(2 players)
BB bets 4,000, Hero calls 4,000

Turn: (23,625) 8

(2 players)
BB bets 6,000, Hero calls 6,000

River: (35,625) 6

(2 players)
BB bets 6,000, Hero raises to 21,229 and is all-in, BB folds

Results:

Против бразилы особенно приятно

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (15,000/30,000 blinds, 3,750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 5 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BTN): 800,443 (26.7 bb)
SB: 855,889 (28.5 bb)
BB: 2,248,866 (75 bb)
MP: 648,638 (21.6 bb)
CO: 1,054,824 (35.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

A

2 folds, Hero raises to 70,500, SB folds, BB calls 40,500

Flop: (174,750) K

7

K

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (174,750) K

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 60,000, BB calls 60,000

River: (294,750) 5

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 165,000, BB calls 165,000

Results:

феналко

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (15,000/30,000 blinds, 3,750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (UTG+2): 1,047,193 (34.9 bb)
MP1: 777,139 (25.9 bb)
MP2: 2,067,741 (68.9 bb)
MP3: 509,888 (17 bb)
CO: 1,542,475 (51.4 bb)
BTN: 1,249,824 (41.7 bb)
SB: 1,101,778 (36.7 bb)
BB: 571,962 (19.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

A

Hero raises to 70,500, 2 folds, MP3 calls 70,500, CO folds, BTN calls 70,500, 2 folds

Flop: (286,500) Q

2

Q

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP3 checks, BTN bets 90,000, Hero calls 90,000, MP3 raises to 435,638 and is all-in, 2 folds

Results:

пассивный гадский фиш залупил даму

прекрати доходить до блайндов 15К/30К. Чувствую себя ничтожеством и меня это раздражает!

Да это блядская килополяна 2р1а по 2 талера.