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Full Tilt, 200/400 blinds, 50 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 5,960 (14.9 bb)
SB: 11,385 (28.5 bb)
BB: 3,849 (9.6 bb)
UTG+1: 14,358 (35.9 bb)
UTG+2: 4,882 (12.2 bb)
MP1: 10,625 (26.6 bb)
MP2: 16,489 (41.2 bb)
Hero (MP3): 4,750 (11.9 bb)
CO: 2,860 (7.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K

K

4 folds, Hero raises to 800, 3 folds, BB raises to 3,799 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,999

Flop: (8,248) 3

6

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (8,248) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (8,248) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Вышел покурить на балкон, обратил внимание, что прозрачная дверь бутика Армани, так и не была ни разу разъебана с момента открытия. Да... мельчает самарский народ.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (40/80 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 2,830 (35.4 bb)
MP1: 2,705 (33.8 bb)
Hero (MP2): 13,495 (168.7 bb)
MP3: 18,275 (228.4 bb)
CO: 4,309 (53.9 bb)
BTN: 2,302 (28.8 bb)
SB: 6,175 (77.2 bb)
BB: 3,875 (48.4 bb)
UTG+1: 4,905 (61.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 7

5

UTG+1 calls 80, UTG+2 calls 80, MP1 folds, Hero raises to 280, 2 folds, BTN raises to 888, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls 808, UTG+2 folds, Hero calls 608

Flop: (2,954) K

4

3

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks, BTN bets 1,404 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls 1,404, Hero raises to 12,597 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls 2,603 and is all-in

Turn: (12,372) A

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (12,372) 6

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Даж не думал

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 12,554 (41.8 bb)
UTG+2: 7,751 (25.8 bb)
Hero (MP1): 20,555 (68.5 bb)
MP2: 17,717 (59.1 bb)
MP3: 20,828 (69.4 bb)
CO: 13,585 (45.3 bb)
BTN: 9,193 (30.6 bb)
SB: 32,060 (106.9 bb)
BB: 8,170 (27.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

A

2 folds, Hero raises to 750, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 750, 3 folds, BB calls 450

Flop: (2,625) K

A

7

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 1,200, MP3 calls 1,200, BB folds

Turn: (5,025) 4

(2 players)
Hero bets 2,250, MP3 calls 2,250

River: (9,525) 3

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 16,603 and is all-in, Hero calls 16,330 and is all-in

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (BB): 290,471 (145.2 bb)
UTG+1: 63,904 (32 bb)
UTG+2: 53,006 (26.5 bb)
MP1: 47,891 (23.9 bb)
MP2: 45,630 (22.8 bb)
MP3: 40,435 (20.2 bb)
CO: 19,139 (9.6 bb)
BTN: 166,694 (83.3 bb)
SB: 196,830 (98.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5

A

6 folds, BTN raises to 4,000, SB folds, Hero raises to 11,000, BTN calls 7,000

Flop: (25,250) 9

2

T

(2 players)
Hero bets 12,000, BTN calls 12,000

Turn: (49,250) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets 19,000, BTN calls 19,000

River: (87,250) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 20,000, Hero calls 20,000

Results:

Машенька, я тебя не сглузивал - не ругайся не меня - я ж добрый очень на самом деле.

Hero showed 7

5

and won
Hero showed Q

A

and won
Hero showed 5

A

and won

Ты чего с дневником сделал?? Где бэдбиты

это на скиле чисто всё

верни бедбиты мращ!

Full Tilt, 60/120 blinds No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 8,135 (67.8 bb)
BB: 4,545 (37.9 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 18,037 (150.3 bb)
MP1: 8,281 (69 bb)
MP2: 2,160 (18 bb)
MP3: 11,932 (99.4 bb)
CO: 14,569 (121.4 bb)
BTN: 11,640 (97 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with Q

K

Hero raises to 360, 6 folds, BB calls 240

Flop: (780) 9

6

8

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (780) 7

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 234, BB calls 234

River: (1,248) T

(2 players)
BB bets 3,951 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,951

Results:

Подстраиваюсь под фултильт

Full Tilt, 120/240 blinds, 25 ante No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP3: 4,126 (17.2 bb)
CO: 4,796 (20 bb)
Hero (BTN): 16,397 (68.3 bb)
SB: 7,071 (29.5 bb)
BB: 25,604 (106.7 bb)
UTG+1: 11,430 (47.6 bb)
UTG+2: 22,519 (93.8 bb)
MP1: 9,773 (40.7 bb)
MP2: 9,387 (39.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 8

J

2 folds, MP1 raises to 659, 3 folds, Hero calls 659, 2 folds

Flop: (1,903) J

5

Q

(2 players)
MP1 bets 980, Hero calls 980

Turn: (3,863) 6

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks

River: (3,863) 4

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 1,320, MP1 raises to 8,109 and is all-in, Hero calls 6,789

Results:

Макак бразильский третий чекрейз сует в блеф. Ну тут полублеф ладно.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 9,578 (47.9 bb)
BTN: 17,552 (87.8 bb)
SB: 8,310 (41.6 bb)
BB: 8,002 (40 bb)
UTG+1: 3,680 (18.4 bb)
UTG+2: 3,437 (17.2 bb)
MP1: 5,022 (25.1 bb)
Hero (MP2): 5,765 (28.8 bb)
MP3: 11,452 (57.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 6

6

3 folds, Hero raises to 500, MP3 calls 500, CO calls 500, 3 folds

Flop: (2,025) 9

2

J

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP3 checks, CO checks

Turn: (2,025) 9

(3 players)
Hero bets 900, MP3 raises to 2,600, CO folds, Hero raises to 5,240 and is all-in, MP3 calls 2,640

River: (12,505) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Охуеть, эх и охуеть.

Goban899 @ 12.11.2012
Охуеть, эх и охуеть.

Что случилось?

Да ниче - ебут как-то особо извращенно. Не удержался - пар выпустил. )))))

Всю мою игру последних дней, иллюстрирует вот эта раздача.

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP3: 2,469 (24.7 bb)
CO: 2,235 (22.4 bb)
BTN: 2,750 (27.5 bb)
Hero (SB): 10,761 (107.6 bb)
BB: 2,810 (28.1 bb)
UTG+1: 10,249 (102.5 bb)
UTG+2: 4,935 (49.4 bb)
MP1: 6,654 (66.5 bb)
MP2: 1,730 (17.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

A

6 folds, BTN raises to 500, Hero raises to 10,761 and is all-in, BB folds, BTN calls 2,250 and is all-in

Flop: (5,600) J

J

7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (5,600) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (5,600) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Доигрываю последние копейки и завязываю с этой ебалай. Заебало одно и тоже.

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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UTG+2: 14,993 (25 bb)
MP1: 15,002 (25 bb)
MP2: 23,865 (39.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): 10,284 (17.1 bb)
CO: 21,133 (35.2 bb)
BTN: 8,200 (13.7 bb)
SB: 6,286 (10.5 bb)
BB: 48,493 (80.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q

Q

2 folds, MP2 raises to 1,200, Hero raises to 10,234 and is all-in, CO folds, BTN calls 8,150 and is all-in, 2 folds, MP2 calls 9,034

Flop: (29,918) 9

8

2

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (29,918) T

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (29,918) 7

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Гобан, не подскажите, что с "БЮВОМ". Второй день не могу зайти.

Вроде заходит у меня без проблем.