Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

Отобрался на СМ за 10 талеров - но блять подумаю завтра играть его или нет - въебал седня до хуя.

Товарищи иногда обвигняют, что я тайтово больно играю топ-20. Это не так. Вот он заёб воровать.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (1,400/2,800 blinds, 350 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 159,858 (57.1 bb)
BTN: 45,872 (16.4 bb)
SB: 49,805 (17.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 52,104 (18.6 bb)
MP1: 68,628 (24.5 bb)
MP2: 59,612 (21.3 bb)
MP3: 61,782 (22.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5

J

3 folds, CO raises to 5,600, 2 folds, Hero calls 2,800

Flop: (15,050) 4

Q

4

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 5,600, Hero raises to 46,154 and is all-in, CO calls 40,554

Turn: (107,358) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (107,358) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 62,692 (104.5 bb)
BTN: 20,768 (34.6 bb)
Hero (SB): 39,043 (65.1 bb)
BB: 28,022 (46.7 bb)
UTG+2: 13,614 (22.7 bb)
MP1: 26,222 (43.7 bb)
MP2: 20,652 (34.4 bb)
MP3: 24,498 (40.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

Q

3 folds, MP3 raises to 1,488, 2 folds, Hero raises to 3,600, BB raises to 8,400, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 38,943 and is all-in, BB calls 19,522 and is all-in

Flop: (58,132) T

6

A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (58,132) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (58,132) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

8ой в 2р1а - пидораска блять
первая здравая рука, тут какой-то хуй подсекает. Сколько уже этих монет не затащенных.


Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (3,600/7,200 blinds, 900 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 139,273 (19.3 bb)
MP2: 298,579 (41.5 bb)
Hero (MP3): 96,174 (13.4 bb)
CO: 403,116 (56 bb)
BTN: 167,268 (23.2 bb)
SB: 211,304 (29.3 bb)
BB: 113,811 (15.8 bb)
UTG+2: 382,975 (53.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 8

8

2 folds, MP2 raises to 14,400, Hero raises to 95,274 and is all-in, CO raises to 345,600, 4 folds

Flop: (222,948) K

A

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (222,948) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (222,948) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Охуеть - эт че за явное палево с 52

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (5,000/10,000 blinds, 1,250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 71,182 (7.1 bb)
BTN: 251,569 (25.2 bb)
Hero (SB): 60,986 (6.1 bb)
BB: 126,362 (12.6 bb)
UTG+2: 20,993 (2.1 bb)
MP1: 113,231 (11.3 bb)
MP2: 191,542 (19.2 bb)
MP3: 488,285 (48.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

A

UTG+2 raises to 19,743 and is all-in, 4 folds, BTN raises to 29,486, Hero raises to 59,736 and is all-in, BB folds, BTN calls 30,250

Flop: (159,215) 4

5

J

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (159,215) 8

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (159,215) Q

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 19,603 (78.4 bb)
MP1: 6,550 (26.2 bb)
MP2: 7,317 (29.3 bb)
MP3: 2,805 (11.2 bb)
CO: 4,919 (19.7 bb)
Hero (BTN): 4,069 (16.3 bb)
SB: 4,849 (19.4 bb)
BB: 4,355 (17.4 bb)
UTG+1: 5,464 (21.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with 9

T

3 folds, MP2 raises to 525, 2 folds, Hero raises to 4,044 and is all-in, 3 folds

Results:

это с бб
MARY847: fu8k u

Просто настопиздел за сегодня этот аппарат

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 2,024 (13.5 bb)
MP1: 2,740 (18.3 bb)
MP2: 7,868 (52.5 bb)
MP3: 6,512 (43.4 bb)
CO: 2,325 (15.5 bb)
BTN: 10,022 (66.8 bb)
SB: 4,815 (32.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 6,152 (41 bb)
UTG+1: 4,813 (32.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

J

6 folds, BTN raises to 450, SB folds, Hero raises to 6,152 and is all-in, BTN calls 5,702

Flop: (12,379) 8

K

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (12,379) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (12,379) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Сотка опять удачно прошла, погорячился я малясь конечно, но то на то и вышло бы по флопу.

Poker Stars, $100 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 3,000 (100 bb)
MP3: 3,390 (113 bb)
CO: 2,950 (98.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): 1,720 (57.3 bb)
SB: 3,665 (122.2 bb)
BB: 10,495 (349.8 bb)
UTG+2: 3,090 (103 bb)
MP1: 3,213 (107.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

Q

5 folds, Hero raises to 90, SB raises to 240, BB folds, Hero raises to 1,720 and is all-in, SB calls 1,480

Flop: (3,470) A

J

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (3,470) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (3,470) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

ребайник

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 6,650 (33.3 bb)
MP1: 7,907 (39.5 bb)
MP2: 5,374 (26.9 bb)
Hero (MP3): 5,962 (29.8 bb)
CO: 29,448 (147.2 bb)
BTN: 15,225 (76.1 bb)
SB: 7,959 (39.8 bb)
BB: 26,618 (133.1 bb)
UTG+1: 4,875 (24.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

A

4 folds, Hero raises to 500, CO calls 500, 3 folds

Flop: (1,300) 4

8

5

(2 players)
Hero bets 800, CO raises to 28,948 and is all-in, Hero calls 4,662 and is all-in

Turn: (12,224) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (12,224) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

биг-33

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (UTG+2): 3,560 (17.8 bb)
MP1: 9,635 (48.2 bb)
MP2: 3,333 (16.7 bb)
MP3: 6,160 (30.8 bb)
CO: 7,820 (39.1 bb)
BTN: 2,351 (11.8 bb)
SB: 2,740 (13.7 bb)
BB: 5,040 (25.2 bb)
UTG+1: 8,178 (40.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

A

UTG+1 raises to 600, Hero raises to 1,100, 7 folds, UTG+1 calls 500

Flop: (2,725) 9

J

2

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 1,498, UTG+1 raises to 3,400, Hero calls 937 and is all-in

Turn: (7,595) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,595) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

ребайник

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 15,192 (76 bb)
Hero (BB): 4,552 (22.8 bb)
UTG+1: 9,278 (46.4 bb)
UTG+2: 10,307 (51.5 bb)
MP1: 4,324 (21.6 bb)
MP2: 4,300 (21.5 bb)
MP3: 3,998 (20 bb)
CO: 7,810 (39.1 bb)
BTN: 6,960 (34.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

Q

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 500, 6 folds, Hero raises to 4,552 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 4,052

Flop: (9,204) 8

A

3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (9,204) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (9,204) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

У меня в одном турике за столом SiladuS и разоблачительницаSuperLena21. Какое-то пикантное соседство.

Тем временем пробрался на финалку в ActionHour - тащи!! GL!

Сука девятый. Ебаная нацистская свинья 19_S_A_M_87 конечно же втащит. Как это остопизденело. Ебать ее конем. Вторая финалка за сессию. Сессия в минусе один хуй. Что за пидорастическая немасть такая стоит.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (3,500/7,000 blinds, 1,400 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 175,284 (25 bb)
UTG+2: 104,530 (14.9 bb)
MP1: 222,108 (31.7 bb)
MP2: 156,292 (22.3 bb)
MP3: 52,892 (7.6 bb)
CO: 366,348 (52.3 bb)
Hero (BTN): 93,779 (13.4 bb)
SB: 141,996 (20.3 bb)
BB: 275,771 (39.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 103,130 and is all-in, 4 folds, Hero calls 92,379 and is all-in, 2 folds

Flop: (207,858) T

A

2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (207,858) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (207,858) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Или третья финалка. Хуй ее знает уже. На хуй они нужны эти уебищные финалки.

Пушил, как будто точно знал, что ему откроют. Ебанистическая раздача...

Весь покерстарс - это сплошгной козлячий доезд. Или у тебя стоит рядом с аком галочка "доезжает" или нет. Вот и весь секрет.

Совсем охуели. Какой-то мудак с Кипра под ником Пантелеймон суёт в меня такой резйз на блайнде и думает я скинусь. Да я его из-за ника только проколю пидера адриатического

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (1,400/2,800 blinds, 350 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 48,136 (17.2 bb)
SB: 27,800 (9.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 51,570 (18.4 bb)
UTG+2: 111,395 (39.8 bb)
MP1: 39,020 (13.9 bb)
MP2: 156,159 (55.8 bb)
MP3: 53,610 (19.1 bb)
CO: 45,050 (16.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

9

6 folds, SB raises to 8,400, Hero raises to 51,220 and is all-in, SB calls 19,050 and is all-in

Flop: (57,700) 7

7

4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (57,700) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (57,700) A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 1,412 (14.1 bb)
MP1: 2,765 (27.7 bb)
MP2: 5,624 (56.2 bb)
MP3: 4,951 (49.5 bb)
Hero (CO): 4,123 (41.2 bb)
BTN: 6,155 (61.6 bb)
SB: 6,739 (67.4 bb)
BB: 2,870 (28.7 bb)
UTG+1: 5,950 (59.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

K

3 folds, MP2 raises to 300, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 700, 3 folds, MP2 calls 400

Flop: (1,640) T

Q

7

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 1,000, MP2 calls 1,000

Turn: (3,640) 6

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 2,002, MP2 raises to 3,914 and is all-in, Hero calls 411 and is all-in

River: (8,466) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Во дни сомнений, во дни тягостных раздумий о судьбах моих на ПокерСтарзе я блог Гобана открываю и понимаю, что у меня всё хорошо. ГСЧ меня любит.