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Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 4 Players
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SB: 3,450 (34.5 bb)
BB: 8,857 (88.6 bb)
Hero (CO): 1,801 (18 bb)
BTN: 3,892 (38.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J

A

Hero raises to 1,801 and is all-in, 2 folds, BB calls 1,701

Flop: (3,652) 8

T

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (3,652) 9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (3,652) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (BB): 5,423 (108.5 bb)
UTG+1: 3,464 (69.3 bb)
UTG+2: 5,000 (100 bb)
MP1: 4,130 (82.6 bb)
MP2: 11,353 (227.1 bb)
MP3: 4,878 (97.6 bb)
CO: 8,530 (170.6 bb)
BTN: 5,971 (119.4 bb)
SB: 8,685 (173.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

Q

UTG+1 calls 50, 2 folds, MP2 calls 50, 3 folds, SB raises to 277, Hero calls 227, UTG+1 calls 227, MP2 calls 227

Flop: (1,108) 7

9

2

(4 players)
SB bets 655, Hero calls 655, UTG+1 raises to 3,187 and is all-in, MP2 folds, SB calls 2,532, Hero raises to 5,146 and is all-in, SB folds

Turn: (10,669) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (10,669) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (CO): 1,934 (38.7 bb)
BTN: 11,245 (224.9 bb)
SB: 4,950 (99 bb)
BB: 4,130 (82.6 bb)
UTG+1: 11,076 (221.5 bb)
UTG+2: 4,878 (97.6 bb)
MP1: 8,530 (170.6 bb)
MP2: 5,820 (116.4 bb)
MP3: 4,871 (97.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with T

K

UTG+1 calls 50, 4 folds, Hero raises to 150, BTN calls 150, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls 100

Flop: (525) 6

K

5

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 288, BTN calls 288, UTG+1 calls 288

Turn: (1,389) 8

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks, BTN bets 1,200, UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 1,496 and is all-in, BTN calls 296

River: (4,381) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Pacific, $22 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 2,335 (77.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): 5,184 (172.8 bb)
SB: 3,472 (115.7 bb)
BB: 3,795 (126.5 bb)
UTG+1: 5,105 (170.2 bb)
UTG+2: 3,743 (124.8 bb)
MP1: 4,510 (150.3 bb)
MP2: 3,985 (132.8 bb)
MP3: 4,405 (146.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

J

2 folds, MP1 raises to 90, 3 folds, Hero calls 90, 2 folds

Flop: (225) T

3

8

(2 players)
MP1 bets 168, Hero raises to 729, MP1 calls 561

Turn: (1,683) 2

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 1,683, MP1 raises to 3,691 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,008

River: (9,065) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Pacific, $22 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 15,385 (25.6 bb)
MP3: 7,804 (13 bb)
CO: 9,159 (15.3 bb)
BTN: 17,877 (29.8 bb)
SB: 23,068 (38.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 6,028 (10 bb)
UTG+1: 10,406 (17.3 bb)
UTG+2: 23,896 (39.8 bb)
MP1: 38,671 (64.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7

7

6 folds, BTN raises to 1,200, SB calls 900, Hero raises to 5,968 and is all-in, BTN folds, SB calls 4,768

Flop: (13,676) A

K

A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (13,676) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (13,676) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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Hero (BTN): 4,795 (32 bb)
SB: 9,050 (60.3 bb)
BB: 3,436 (22.9 bb)
UTG: 2,313 (15.4 bb)
MP: 3,481 (23.2 bb)
CO: 5,265 (35.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with J

J

UTG raises to 375, MP raises to 3,461 and is all-in, CO folds, Hero raises to 4,775 and is all-in, 3 folds

Flop: (7,642) 3

5

K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (7,642) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (7,642) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

говнофиналка
Pacific, $10 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 200 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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Hero (BB): 50,290 (25.1 bb)
MP1: 114,036 (57 bb)
MP2: 45,325 (22.7 bb)
MP3: 98,780 (49.4 bb)
CO: 35,214 (17.6 bb)
BTN: 18,352 (9.2 bb)
SB: 19,003 (9.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

A

2 folds, MP3 raises to 5,000, 2 folds, SB raises to 18,803 and is all-in, Hero raises to 50,090 and is all-in, MP3 folds

Flop: (44,006) 3

Q

7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (44,006) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (44,006) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 4,333 (36.1 bb)
MP3: 4,007 (33.4 bb)
CO: 6,767 (56.4 bb)
BTN: 4,250 (35.4 bb)
SB: 1,965 (16.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,020 (16.8 bb)
UTG+1: 3,928 (32.7 bb)
UTG+2: 3,415 (28.5 bb)
MP1: 6,833 (56.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

J

7 folds, SB raises to 1,950 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,830

Flop: (4,035) 9

5

6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (4,035) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,035) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 2,640 (33 bb)
BB: 6,963 (87 bb)
UTG+1: 6,132 (76.7 bb)
UTG+2: 2,630 (32.9 bb)
Hero (MP1): 4,632 (57.9 bb)
MP2: 10,839 (135.5 bb)
MP3: 2,605 (32.6 bb)
CO: 3,664 (45.8 bb)
BTN: 5,785 (72.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with J

T

2 folds, Hero raises to 240, 4 folds, SB calls 200, BB folds

Flop: (560) T

6

J

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 448, SB raises to 2,400 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,952

Turn: (5,360) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,360) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

на хуй бигер

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (700/1,400 blinds, 175 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (UTG+2): 29,561 (21.1 bb)
MP1: 101,819 (72.7 bb)
MP2: 97,530 (69.7 bb)
MP3: 45,714 (32.7 bb)
CO: 39,859 (28.5 bb)
BTN: 12,889 (9.2 bb)
SB: 5,185 (3.7 bb)
BB: 25,725 (18.4 bb)
UTG+1: 58,253 (41.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with T

T

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 2,940, 2 folds, MP3 calls 2,940, 2 folds, SB raises to 5,010 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero raises to 29,386 and is all-in, MP3 folds

Flop: (15,935) 4

J

4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (15,935) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (15,935) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (700/1,400 blinds, 175 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (BB): 14,807 (10.6 bb)
UTG+1: 114,538 (81.8 bb)
UTG+2: 97,180 (69.4 bb)
MP1: 42,424 (30.3 bb)
MP2: 39,509 (28.2 bb)
MP3: 12,539 (9 bb)
CO: 15,760 (11.3 bb)
BTN: 23,275 (16.6 bb)
SB: 56,503 (40.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

A

2 folds, MP1 raises to 4,046, 5 folds, Hero raises to 14,632 and is all-in, MP1 calls 10,586

Flop: (31,539) T

8

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (31,539) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (31,539) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Бля буду - если когда-нибудь увижу Шейнберга - я ему минимум хоть раз, но уебу по шляпе с ноги. Все годы тренировок и молодости, всё вспомню - но эта сука не отползёт без искалеченого ебала - он заебёца на пластику листать. Там будут и мои полторы тыщи въебаные в этот аппарат за последние дни. И то что въебано ранее - всё уйдет на исправление формы пархатого носа и собирание челюсти по кусочкам.

Да и шторм в пизду

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 41,570 (16.6 bb)
SB: 70,378 (28.2 bb)
BB: 16,112 (6.4 bb)
UTG+1: 15,384 (6.2 bb)
UTG+2: 35,994 (14.4 bb)
MP1: 89,300 (35.7 bb)
MP2: 60,022 (24 bb)
MP3: 15,082 (6 bb)
Hero (CO): 47,918 (19.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 6,274, 2 folds, MP3 raises to 14,832 and is all-in, Hero raises to 47,668 and is all-in, 3 folds, UTG+2 calls 29,470 and is all-in

Flop: (92,320) Q

6

2

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (92,320) 3

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (92,320) J

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 1,395 (14 bb)
MP3: 5,625 (56.3 bb)
CO: 3,080 (30.8 bb)
Hero (BTN): 2,282 (22.8 bb)
SB: 15,710 (157.1 bb)
BB: 3,830 (38.3 bb)
UTG+1: 4,474 (44.7 bb)
UTG+2: 7,362 (73.6 bb)
MP1: 2,486 (24.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

K

5 folds, CO raises to 200, Hero raises to 650, SB calls 600, BB calls 550, CO folds

Flop: (2,240) T

3

K

(3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 784, SB calls 784, BB folds

Turn: (3,808) J

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 838 and is all-in, SB calls 838

River: (5,484) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $4.10 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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CO: 11,594 (38.6 bb)
BTN: 7,124 (23.7 bb)
SB: 12,863 (42.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 7,611 (25.4 bb)
UTG+2: 17,237 (57.5 bb)
MP1: 4,700 (15.7 bb)
MP2: 6,640 (22.1 bb)
MP3: 11,401 (38 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

9

6 folds, SB raises to 600, Hero calls 300

Flop: (1,400) 5

4

Q

(2 players)
SB bets 600, Hero raises to 1,500, SB calls 900

Turn: (4,400) A

(2 players)
SB bets 2,200, Hero raises to 4,400, SB raises to 6,600, Hero calls 1,086 and is all-in

River: (15,372) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 3,630 (72.6 bb)
Hero (MP2): 4,785 (95.7 bb)
MP3: 5,726 (114.5 bb)
CO: 6,476 (129.5 bb)
BTN: 7,846 (156.9 bb)
SB: 2,077 (41.5 bb)
BB: 2,370 (47.4 bb)
UTG+1: 4,524 (90.5 bb)
UTG+2: 7,225 (144.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K

A

3 folds, Hero raises to 150, 4 folds, BB raises to 450, Hero raises to 4,785 and is all-in, BB calls 1,920 and is all-in

Flop: (4,765) 6

9

T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (4,765) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (4,765) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $4.10 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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UTG+2: 1,410 (70.5 bb)
Hero (MP1): 1,550 (77.5 bb)
MP2: 1,760 (88 bb)
MP3: 1,470 (73.5 bb)
CO: 1,390 (69.5 bb)
BTN: 2,980 (149 bb)
SB: 960 (48 bb)
BB: 580 (29 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K

K

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 60, MP2 calls 60, 2 folds, BTN calls 60, SB raises to 960 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero raises to 1,550 and is all-in, 2 folds

Flop: (2,060) 5

9

A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (2,060) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (2,060) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Pacific, $20 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 7,700 (38.5 bb)
UTG+1: 4,767 (23.8 bb)
UTG+2: 6,225 (31.1 bb)
MP1: 8,841 (44.2 bb)
MP2: 13,596 (68 bb)
MP3: 11,847 (59.2 bb)
CO: 20,782 (103.9 bb)
BTN: 24,629 (123.1 bb)
Hero (SB): 4,186 (20.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8

A

3 folds, MP2 calls 200, MP3 folds, CO calls 200, BTN calls 200, Hero completes, BB checks

Flop: (1,180) 8

A

3

(5 players)
Hero checks, BB bets 200, MP2 calls 200, CO folds, BTN calls 200, Hero raises to 2,180, BB folds, MP2 calls 1,980, BTN folds

Turn: (5,940) J

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,786 and is all-in, MP2 calls 1,786

River: (9,512) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 5,970 (39.8 bb)
Hero (MP1): 7,345 (49 bb)
MP2: 14,155 (94.4 bb)
MP3: 15,978 (106.5 bb)
CO: 12,635 (84.2 bb)
BTN: 18,496 (123.3 bb)
SB: 16,892 (112.6 bb)
BB: 9,512 (63.4 bb)
UTG+1: 11,564 (77.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

Q

2 folds, Hero raises to 450, MP2 calls 450, MP3 folds, CO calls 450, BTN folds, SB calls 375, BB folds

Flop: (2,130) 5

3

3

(4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 1,704, MP2 folds, CO calls 1,704, SB folds

Turn: (5,538) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets 5,171 and is all-in, CO calls 5,171

River: (15,880) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 3,000 (37.5 bb)
MP2: 3,296 (41.2 bb)
Hero (MP3): 5,820 (72.8 bb)
CO: 5,013 (62.7 bb)
BTN: 2,820 (35.3 bb)
SB: 2,212 (27.7 bb)
BB: 3,296 (41.2 bb)
UTG+1: 3,315 (41.4 bb)
UTG+2: 5,605 (70.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 8

8

2 folds, MP1 calls 80, MP2 raises to 200, Hero calls 200, 4 folds, MP1 calls 120

Flop: (720) 7

8

6

(3 players)
MP1 bets 80, MP2 raises to 480, Hero raises to 5,620 and is all-in, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 2,616 and is all-in

Turn: (6,992) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,992) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

был шанс на одну финалку - и там хуй.
У ебаной мескиканской макаки Jc_Poker_Ace кончено же меганатс. Еще это ебло какую-то комедию разыгрывало с таймбанками. Типа я не скинул что-ли чтоб.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 66,032 (33 bb)
MP3: 21,438 (10.7 bb)
CO: 9,606 (4.8 bb)
BTN: 51,703 (25.9 bb)
SB: 53,575 (26.8 bb)
BB: 145,754 (72.9 bb)
UTG+1: 174,688 (87.3 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 48,806 (24.4 bb)
MP1: 65,169 (32.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

Q

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 4,200, MP1 folds, MP2 raises to 10,185, 5 folds, Hero calls 5,985

Flop: (25,620) A

8

8

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks

Turn: (25,620) 6

(2 players)
Hero bets 8,967, MP2 calls 8,967

River: (43,554) 4

(2 players)
Hero bets 9,000, MP2 raises to 46,630 and is all-in, Hero calls 20,404 and is all-in

Results:

Я бы на кол сажал ебанных слоуроллеров

Вот это я понимаю. Человек (http://www.officialpokerrankings.com/pokerstars/maratik/poker/ratings/80EDB2E4C0FF43949AAF6DC9A713CC10.html?t=3) сыграл один раз - но по крупному - и сейчас тащит ХА мэ вкупа за пятачок. А ведь еще недавно у него аби был полтора.
Вот это по нашему - по комсомольски.
А ведь 21 числа он еще гонял 1.5 турбо.

а у нас всё по прежнему

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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MP3: 3,655 (73.1 bb)
CO: 3,800 (76 bb)
Hero (BTN): 5,569 (111.4 bb)
SB: 2,733 (54.7 bb)
BB: 6,588 (131.8 bb)
UTG+2: 2,542 (50.8 bb)
MP1: 2,980 (59.6 bb)
MP2: 1,665 (33.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

A

UTG+2 raises to 100, 4 folds, Hero raises to 250, 2 folds, UTG+2 raises to 2,542 and is all-in, Hero calls 2,292

Flop: (5,159) 7

9

6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (5,159) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,159) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Pacific, $20 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 5,706 (28.5 bb)
UTG+2: 3,817 (19.1 bb)
MP1: 13,723 (68.6 bb)
MP2: 3,725 (18.6 bb)
MP3: 5,780 (28.9 bb)
CO: 4,263 (21.3 bb)
BTN: 2,717 (13.6 bb)
Hero (SB): 8,976 (44.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

A

5 folds, BTN raises to 2,697 and is all-in, Hero raises to 8,956 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (5,754) 3

6

8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (5,754) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (5,754) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: