Люблю и Ненавижу

сегодня день нашего уебищного города. А значит на главной площади парад свиней. Но хоть Бог и устал нас любить (с), видимо сегодня он меня услышал и на улице идет дождь

а раньше я знал, где скрыты все невидимые кирпичики
http://nesbox.com/ru/game/super-mario-bros/rom/147547c8229257f7e2c46e575f375ee6

как же вконтакте не хватает ебаного анлайка

бля, только сейчас увидел, что у меня есть ахуительная серая майка В ОБТЯЖКУ. Нужно срочно начинать БЕГАТЬ

Почему животных можно убивать, а людей нет?

решил прогуляться перед сессией, и ЗАМЕРЗ. Природа ваще ебанулась!

50 снг с похмелья. Поехали!
http://habrahabr.ru/post/142901/

да, малыш, ты почти меня подловил

Poker Stars, $6.45 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 1,455 (48.5 bb)
BTN: 860 (28.7 bb)
SB: 1,520 (50.7 bb)
BB: 1,410 (47 bb)
UTG+1: 1,605 (53.5 bb)
UTG+2: 1,950 (65 bb)
MP1: 1,470 (49 bb)
MP2: 1,945 (64.8 bb)
Hero (MP3): 1,285 (42.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with
3 folds, MP2 calls 30, Hero raises to 150, CO folds, BTN calls 150, 2 folds, MP2 calls 120

Flop: (495) (3 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 252, BTN calls 252, MP2 folds

Turn: (999) (2 players)
Hero bets 480, BTN calls 458 and is all-in

River: (1,915) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

дурачок с огромным впипом

Poker Stars, $6.45 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 1,700 (34 bb)
BB: 705 (14.1 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 1,155 (23.1 bb)
MP1: 1,445 (28.9 bb)
MP2: 1,305 (26.1 bb)
MP3: 1,850 (37 bb)
CO: 1,425 (28.5 bb)
BTN: 3,915 (78.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with
Hero raises to 150, 4 folds, BTN raises to 3,915 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero calls 1,005 and is all-in

Flop: (2,385) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (2,385) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (2,385) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

пушки к бою готовы!

сегодня надо подольше поиграть. Столько идиотов

путаете 4 с тузом? Заканчивайте

почитай Мошмана, малыш

Poker Stars, $6.45 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 1,500 (75 bb)
CO: 1,780 (89 bb)
BTN: 1,710 (85.5 bb)
SB: 1,350 (67.5 bb)
BB: 1,500 (75 bb)
UTG+1: 1,160 (58 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 1,500 (75 bb)
MP1: 1,500 (75 bb)
MP2: 1,500 (75 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with
UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 60, MP1 raises to 160, 6 folds, Hero raises to 320, MP1 raises to 1,500 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,180 and is all-in

Flop: (3,030) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (3,030) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (3,030) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Бог, ты бы хоть позвонил. Мы вообще-то переживаем

не могу остановиться. они так сладко отдаются

вот так

Poker Stars, $6.45 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 1,530 (15.3 bb)
CO: 3,030 (30.3 bb)
BTN: 1,175 (11.8 bb)
SB: 1,157 (11.6 bb)
BB: 1,926 (19.3 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 2,038 (20.4 bb)
MP1: 1,255 (12.6 bb)
MP2: 1,389 (13.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with
Hero raises to 240, MP1 calls 240, 6 folds

Flop: (630) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 100, Hero calls 100

Turn: (830) (2 players)
Hero bets 423, MP1 calls 423

River: (1,676) (2 players)
Hero bets 586, MP1 calls 492 and is all-in

и так

Poker Stars, $6.45 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 1,500 (75 bb)
MP3: 1,402 (70.1 bb)
CO: 1,470 (73.5 bb)
BTN: 1,618 (80.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 1,420 (71 bb)
BB: 1,650 (82.5 bb)
UTG+1: 1,500 (75 bb)
UTG+2: 1,440 (72 bb)
MP1: 1,500 (75 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with
2 folds, MP1 raises to 80, 3 folds, BTN calls 80, Hero raises to 280, 2 folds, BTN calls 200

Flop: (660) (2 players)
Hero bets 336, BTN raises to 1,338 and is all-in, Hero calls 804 and is all-in

Turn: (2,940) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (2,940) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

няшки

Poker Stars, $6.45 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 2,185 (43.7 bb)
CO: 1,355 (27.1 bb)
BTN: 1,565 (31.3 bb)
Hero (SB): 1,420 (28.4 bb)
BB: 1,565 (31.3 bb)
UTG+1: 1,463 (29.3 bb)
UTG+2: 1,405 (28.1 bb)
MP1: 1,727 (34.5 bb)
MP2: 815 (16.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with
UTG+1 raises to 150, 6 folds, Hero raises to 400, BB folds, UTG+1 calls 250

Flop: (850) (2 players)
Hero bets 612, UTG+1 raises to 1,063 and is all-in, Hero calls 408 and is all-in

Turn: (2,890) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (2,890) (2 players, 2 are all-in)