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Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 8,504 (21.3 bb)
UTG+2: 5,269 (13.2 bb)
MP1: 11,112 (27.8 bb)
MP2: 5,439 (13.6 bb)
MP3: 60,098 (150.2 bb)
CO: 14,179 (35.4 bb)
BTN: 14,011 (35 bb)
SB: 24,315 (60.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 4,052 (10.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T

A

4 folds, MP3 raises to 1,200, 3 folds, Hero raises to 4,002 and is all-in, MP3 calls 2,802

Flop: (8,654) 4

6

6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (8,654) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (8,654) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Мужчина, как ты? Как дела?

грниндю - пока не особо.

2р1а

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 4,498 (11.2 bb)
UTG+2: 20,677 (51.7 bb)
MP1: 17,110 (42.8 bb)
MP2: 6,635 (16.6 bb)
MP3: 41,251 (103.1 bb)
CO: 8,960 (22.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): 20,652 (51.6 bb)
SB: 35,827 (89.6 bb)
BB: 16,205 (40.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

K

2 folds, MP1 raises to 880, 2 folds, CO raises to 8,910 and is all-in, Hero raises to 20,602 and is all-in, 3 folds

Flop: (19,750) 7

5

6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (19,750) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (19,750) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 6,083 (20.3 bb)
BTN: 5,924 (19.7 bb)
SB: 17,475 (58.3 bb)
BB: 9,493 (31.6 bb)
UTG+1: 17,326 (57.8 bb)
UTG+2: 14,166 (47.2 bb)
MP1: 36,639 (122.1 bb)
MP2: 8,786 (29.3 bb)
Hero (MP3): 24,236 (80.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K

K

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 300, 2 folds, Hero raises to 1,050, 2 folds, SB calls 900, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 750

Flop: (3,675) 3

5

7

(3 players)
SB checks, UTG+2 bets 13,091 and is all-in, Hero raises to 23,161 and is all-in, SB folds

Turn: (29,857) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (29,857) 4

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Шестой в 33 2р1а

Пробитый фартожопый гомосек caecilius собрал весь стол

Хорошо, что сайт ночью вис. Я б тут такого навыкладывал. Не надо играть в ночь на понедельник.

ребайник

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 32,753 (131 bb)
UTG+2: 5,280 (21.1 bb)
MP1: 11,775 (47.1 bb)
MP2: 4,816 (19.3 bb)
MP3: 4,152 (16.6 bb)
CO: 7,296 (29.2 bb)
BTN: 23,981 (95.9 bb)
Hero (SB): 37,786 (151.1 bb)
BB: 18,903 (75.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

A

UTG+1 raises to 505, UTG+2 calls 505, 5 folds, Hero raises to 1,875, BB folds, UTG+1 calls 1,370, UTG+2 folds

Flop: (4,865) 8

K

8

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,875, UTG+1 raises to 4,375, Hero calls 2,500

Turn: (13,615) Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets 8,125, Hero raises to 31,496 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls 18,338 and is all-in

River: (66,541) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Опять ПекарьСтас лютуюет

Ночью еще забавнее было

Pacific, $20 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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MP3: 32,330 (53.9 bb)
CO: 10,401 (17.3 bb)
BTN: 22,906 (38.2 bb)
SB: 46,120 (76.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 7,947 (13.2 bb)
MP1: 28,761 (47.9 bb)
MP2: 21,115 (35.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
5 folds, SB raises to 1,200, Hero calls 600

Flop: (2,820) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 1,410, SB calls 1,410

Turn: (5,640) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 2,638, SB raises to 5,276, Hero raises to 5,277 and is all-in, SB calls 1

River: (16,194) (2 players, 1 is all-in)


дождался бля сцуки тащи за двоих этот турик

извени что у тя выложил

)))

этот канадский гомосек перед тобой сидит, он колит пуши по топ паре с гавнокикером ,сука покерные ге.ии)

Эти гомосеки знают своё дело - за 600 меня за ночь увезли уже.

В этом ебаном говноребайнике и то чмо какое-то опиздиневшее уебало в топ-12

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (1,600/3,200 blinds, 400 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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SB: 55,310 (17.3 bb)
Hero (BB): 31,915 (10 bb)
UTG: 215,813 (67.4 bb)
MP: 95,836 (29.9 bb)
CO: 75,466 (23.6 bb)
BTN: 34,896 (10.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

9

4 folds, SB raises to 44,800, Hero calls 28,315 and is all-in

Flop: (65,430) 7

4

5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (65,430) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (65,430) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Я вчера утром такую же точно монетку проиграл в топ3 гавнотура на пати

Вот как можно выиграть че-то - это ебаная финалка

Pacific, $23 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 160 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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Hero (MP): 42,120 (26.3 bb)
CO: 25,728 (16.1 bb)
BTN: 19,465 (12.2 bb)
SB: 35,474 (22.2 bb)
BB: 15,843 (9.9 bb)
UTG: 14,370 (9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Qc Qs
UTG folds, Hero raises to 3,280, CO folds, BTN calls 3,280, 2 folds

Flop: (9,920) 7h 2c Tc (2 players)
Hero bets 7,440, BTN calls 7,440

Turn: (24,800) 6d (2 players)
Hero bets 31,240 and is all-in, BTN calls 8,585 and is all-in

River: (41,970) 9s (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: 41,970 pot
Final Board: 7h 2c Tc 6d 9s
Hero showed Qc Qs and lost (-19,465 net)
BTN showed 8h 8d and won 41,970 (22,505 net)




Pacific, $23 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 160 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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Hero (BB): 22,495 (14.1 bb)
UTG: 25,408 (15.9 bb)
MP: 41,810 (26.1 bb)
CO: 34,354 (21.5 bb)
BTN: 13,123 (8.2 bb)
SB: 15,810 (9.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Tc Ac
UTG folds, MP raises to 4,920, 3 folds, Hero calls 3,320

Flop: (11,600) 4c 3c 5s (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets 8,700, Hero raises to 17,415 and is all-in, MP calls 8,715

Turn: (46,430) 3h (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (46,430) 3d (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 46,430 pot
Final Board: 4c 3c 5s 3h 3d
Hero showed Tc Ac and won 46,430 (23,935 net)
MP showed Kh Qs and lost (-22,495 net)




Pacific, $23 Buy-in (800/1,600 blinds, 160 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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Hero (BB): 44,830 (28 bb)
UTG: 19,648 (12.3 bb)
MP: 21,875 (13.7 bb)
CO: 30,994 (19.4 bb)
BTN: 19,843 (12.4 bb)
SB: 15,810 (9.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Jc Ad
4 folds, SB completes, Hero raises to 44,670 and is all-in, SB calls 14,050 and is all-in

Flop: (32,260) 9c 9d 3c (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (32,260) 6c (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (32,260) 9h (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: 32,260 pot
Final Board: 9c 9d 3c 6c 9h
Hero showed Jc Ad and lost (-15,810 net)
SB showed 3d Ac and won 32,260 (16,450 net)

Ну не могу уже больше. Ну 5тый раз такая хуйня. Ебанько по младшей паре повтор ловит - ну еб твою - ну нет сил.

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 2,322 (11.6 bb)
BTN: 6,331 (31.7 bb)
SB: 13,764 (68.8 bb)
BB: 6,852 (34.3 bb)
UTG+1: 6,288 (31.4 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 5,316 (26.6 bb)
MP1: 3,713 (18.6 bb)
MP2: 7,444 (37.2 bb)
MP3: 9,800 (49 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with 8

8

UTG+1 raises to 400, Hero calls 400, 5 folds, SB calls 300, BB folds

Flop: (1,400) 4

7

7

(3 players)
SB bets 1,400, UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 4,916 and is all-in, SB calls 3,516

Turn: (11,232) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (11,232) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

опять те за двоих турик на 888 тащить,забили нах макаки палками моих ракет,самое бля обидное,что они тебя выбьют и потом сами вылетают не попав даж в итм