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2.75 (7.5K)

опп конечно известный мартышан - но че-то не хочу хироколить на средний стек почти - пусть подавится

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NL Holdem $2,000(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($66,170)
BB ($132,456)
Hero ($120,680)
UTG+1 ($30,992)
UTG+2 ($48,521)
MP1 ($71,287)
MP2 ($111,610)
CO ($46,906)
BTN ($45,168)

Dealt to Hero

Hero raises to $5,000, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB calls $3,000

FLOP ($12,800)

BB checks, Hero bets $5,000, BB calls $5,000

TURN ($22,800)

BB checks, Hero bets $7,979, BB calls $7,979

RIVER ($38,758)

BB bets $45,000, Hero folds

BB wins $38,758

кап 4.40

Удачно доставил. Розыгрыш дам, девушкой, видимо приурочен к прошедшему восьмому марта

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NL Holdem $20(BB) Poker Stars
Hero ($3,050)
BB ($3,000)
UTG ($3,575)
UTG+1 ($2,970)
UTG+2 ($3,000)
CO ($3,000)
BTN ($3,000)

Dealt to Hero

fold, UTG+1 raises to $51, fold, fold, BTN calls $51, Hero calls $41, BB calls $31

FLOP ($204)

Hero bets $153, BB calls $153, UTG+1 raises to $499, BTN calls $499, Hero raises to $2,999 (AI), BB folds, UTG+1 calls $2,420 (AI), BTN calls $2,450 (AI)

TURN ($9,174)

RIVER ($9,174)

UTG+1 shows
(Pre 61%, Flop 20.5%, Turn 11.9%)

BTN shows
(Pre 26%, Flop 18.5%, Turn 11.9%)

Hero shows
(Pre 13%, Flop 61.0%, Turn 76.2%)

Hero wins $9,174

2.75 (7.5K)

в этот раз я решил посмотреть, на чем играет мартышан, против которого я скинул тузов.
тузов я скинул верно

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NL Holdem $2,500(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($56,520)
BB ($112,585)
Hero ($121,401)
UTG+1 ($84,357)
UTG+2 ($108,529)
MP1 ($93,879)
MP2 ($161,083)
CO ($53,156)
BTN ($57,945)

Dealt to Hero

Hero raises to $6,250, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB calls $3,750

FLOP ($16,000)

BB checks, Hero checks

TURN ($16,000)

BB bets $7,500, Hero calls $7,500

RIVER ($31,000)

BB bets $15,000, Hero calls $15,000

BB shows
(Pre 10%, Flop 91.4%, Turn 95.5%)

Hero shows
(Pre 90%, Flop 8.6%, Turn 4.5%)

BB wins $61,000

кап 4.40

парень с валетами думал весь тайм банк - че думал тогда раз кольнул - как колл лучше нажать

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NL Holdem $250(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($18,870)
BB ($5,781)
Hero ($5,351)
UTG+1 ($7,461)
UTG+2 ($16,060)
MP1 ($10,911)
CO ($6,205)
BTN ($3,026)

Dealt to Hero

Hero raises to $625, UTG+1 raises to $1,250, fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to $2,996 (AI), fold, fold, Hero raises to $5,321 (AI), UTG+1 calls $4,071

FLOP ($14,253)

TURN ($14,253)

RIVER ($14,253)

Hero shows
(Pre 65%, Flop 77.6%, Turn 71.4%)

UTG+1 shows
(Pre 18%, Flop 8.7%, Turn 4.8%)

BTN shows
(Pre 16%, Flop 13.6%, Turn 23.8%)

Hero wins $14,253

2.75 (7.5K)

паренек с 27, против которого я сбросил тузов, добил меня танцем

67 из 3000

я реально охуеваю от происходящего из турнира в турнир, и тот кто скажет мне что в онлайне покере все честно - может быть послан на хуй.
я не против проиграть непраной руке непарной рукой, но тока не постоянно, когда в турике меньше ста человек, а лучше 50ти, и опп - конченый пидорас.

то по 40 тузов на флопе каждую раздачу, как надо, неожиданно - хрен по деревне два по селу, и долюбоебу контрольную восьмерку

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NL Holdem $4,000(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($130,829)
BB ($284,212)
UTG ($101,189)
UTG+1 ($53,760)
UTG+2 ($152,251)
Hero ($59,181)
CO ($135,209)
BTN ($315,911)

Dealt to Hero

fold, UTG+1 raises to $8,000, UTG+2 calls $8,000, Hero raises to $58,781 (AI), fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG+2 calls $50,781

FLOP ($134,762)

TURN ($134,762)

RIVER ($134,762)

UTG+2 shows
(Pre 36%, Flop 79.7%, Turn 86.4%)

Hero shows
(Pre 64%, Flop 20.3%, Turn 13.6%)

UTG+2 wins $134,762

11 (4K)

тонкие, совсем тоненькие доборы

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NL Holdem $120(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($4,400)
BB ($2,538)
Hero ($3,115)
UTG+1 ($3,345)
UTG+2 ($1,738)
MP1 ($4,108)
MP2 ($5,875)
CO ($4,321)
BTN ($5,618)

Dealt to Hero

Hero raises to $360, fold, fold, MP1 calls $360, fold, fold, fold, SB calls $300, fold

FLOP ($1,335)

SB checks, Hero checks, MP1 checks

TURN ($1,335)

SB checks, Hero bets $467, MP1 calls $467, SB calls $467

RIVER ($2,736)

SB checks, Hero bets $600, MP1 calls $600, SB folds

Hero shows
(Pre 45%, Flop 89.0%, Turn 95.5%)

MP1 shows
(Pre 55%, Flop 11.0%, Turn 4.5%)

Hero wins $3,936

кап 4.40

я уж думал - всё приехали, пишите письма, но этот парень пофишнее меня

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NL Holdem $700(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($6,877)
BB ($22,414)
UTG ($19,451)
UTG+1 ($40,678)
Hero ($8,166)
MP1 ($31,212)
CO ($41,302)
BTN ($1,932)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, Hero raises to $8,081 (AI), fold, CO calls $8,081, fold, fold, fold

FLOP ($17,892)

TURN ($17,892)

RIVER ($17,892)

Hero shows
(Pre 82%, Flop 99.9%, Turn 97.7%)

CO shows
(Pre 18%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 2.3%)

Hero wins $17,892

11 (4K)

Ну что за еб твою мать. Несмотря на то, что опы знатные ослы - понятно, что наличие хотя бы королей по такому розыгрышу не исключено.
Но дали же уже даму - можно же одну ключевую выиграть снизу - хрен.

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NL Holdem $600(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($21,363)
BB ($32,195)
UTG ($23,098)
UTG+1 ($13,490)
Hero ($21,882)
MP1 ($8,771)
MP2 ($3,062)
CO ($27,132)
BTN ($47,893)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, Hero raises to $1,500, fold, fold, fold, fold, SB raises to $3,900, BB raises to $32,125 (AI), Hero calls $20,312 (AI), SB calls $17,393 (AI)

FLOP ($65,547)

TURN ($65,547)

RIVER ($65,547)

SB shows
(Pre 65%, Flop 83.8%, Turn 9.5%)

BB shows
(Pre 16%, Flop 7.9%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows
(Pre 19%, Flop 8.3%, Turn 90.5%)

SB wins $64,509
Hero wins $1,038

стартуем очердной убогий денек

кап 5.50

на флопе думал мартышок в сет попал (55.23), на терне понял, что сетом там и не пахнет

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NL Holdem $60(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($4,131)
BB ($3,090)
UTG ($1,862)
UTG+1 ($4,789)
Hero ($5,519)
MP1 ($3,843)
MP2 ($3,088)
CO ($3,105)
BTN ($2,850)

Dealt to Hero

fold, UTG+1 raises to $120, Hero raises to $330, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG+1 calls $210

FLOP ($750)

UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $420, UTG+1 raises to $840, Hero calls $420

TURN ($2,430)

UTG+1 bets $3,619 (AI), Hero calls $3,619

RIVER ($9,668)

UTG+1 shows
(Pre 17%, Flop 21.6%, Turn 20.5%)

Hero shows
(Pre 83%, Flop 78.4%, Turn 79.5%)

Hero wins $9,668


2.20+r (10k)

ну и первые тузы за сегодня отметились

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NL Holdem $120(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($16,861)
Hero ($11,629)
UTG ($11,940)
UTG+1 ($9,581)
UTG+2 ($4,935)
MP1 ($1,581)
MP2 ($7,083)
CO ($4,602)
BTN ($2,263)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, fold, MP2 raises to $240, fold, BTN calls $240, fold, Hero raises to $780, fold, BTN raises to $2,248 (AI), Hero calls $1,468

FLOP ($4,931)

TURN ($4,931)

RIVER ($4,931)

BTN shows
(Pre 13%, Flop 96.3%, Turn 93.2%)

Hero shows
(Pre 87%, Flop 3.7%, Turn 6.8%)

BTN wins $4,931

кап 5.50

чето седня народ отжигает после 8го марта

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NL Holdem $150(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($5,666)
BB ($3,312)
Hero ($13,908)
UTG+1 ($2,840)
UTG+2 ($4,728)
MP1 ($9,910)
MP2 ($10,172)
CO ($1,970)
BTN ($5,170)

Dealt to Hero

Hero raises to $450, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB calls $300

FLOP ($1,155)

BB bets $2,842 (AI), Hero calls $2,842

TURN ($6,839)

RIVER ($6,839)

BB shows
(Pre 33%, Flop 18.9%, Turn 18.2%)

Hero shows
(Pre 67%, Flop 81.1%, Turn 81.8%)

Hero wins $6,839

2.20+r (10K)

мелькнула мысль о тузах у парняги (33.15) после турбо кола моего оллина - но тузы были у коротыша

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NL Holdem $300(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($2,592)
BB ($10,095)
UTG ($18,020)
UTG+1 ($17,114)
UTG+2 ($27,213)
MP1 ($9,443)
MP2 ($14,322)
Hero ($15,590)
BTN ($6,360)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, fold, MP2 raises to $750, Hero calls $750, fold, SB raises to $2,552 (AI), fold, MP2 calls $1,802, Hero raises to $15,550 (AI), MP2 calls $11,730 (AI)

FLOP ($31,776)

TURN ($31,776)

RIVER ($31,776)

MP2 shows
(Pre 10%, Flop 2.4%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows
(Pre 18%, Flop 8.7%, Turn 0.0%)

SB shows
(Pre 72%, Flop 88.8%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $23,460
SB wins $8,316

кап 5.50

готов ли я сыграть 50 бб в войне бландов против рега (19.8) с ак - ответ - да конечно

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NL Holdem $300(BB) Poker Stars
Hero ($17,390)
BB ($41,257)
UTG ($6,597)
UTG+1 ($2,459)
UTG+2 ($13,012)
MP1 ($7,871)
MP2 ($13,926)
CO ($3,606)
BTN ($12,230)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $750, BB raises to $41,217 (AI), Hero calls $16,600 (AI)

FLOP ($35,060)

TURN ($35,060)

RIVER ($35,060)

Hero shows
(Pre 70%, Flop 91.1%, Turn 100.0%)

BB shows
(Pre 30%, Flop 8.9%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero wins $35,060


2.20+r (10K)

думал у рыбки дро, но рыбка тут я доездная

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NL Holdem $600(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($15,000)
BB ($11,845)
UTG ($19,947)
UTG+1 ($5,480)
UTG+2 ($13,920)
MP1 ($27,246)
MP2 ($41,809)
CO ($19,045)
Hero ($17,499)

Dealt to Hero

UTG raises to $1,200, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $1,200, fold, fold

FLOP ($3,930)

UTG bets $1,800, Hero raises to $4,200, UTG calls $2,400

TURN ($12,330)

UTG checks, Hero bets $4,500, UTG raises to $14,477 (AI), Hero calls $7,529 (AI)

RIVER ($36,388)

Hero shows
(Pre 55%, Flop 9.2%, Turn 90.9%)

UTG shows
(Pre 45%, Flop 90.8%, Turn 9.1%)

Hero wins $36,388

кап 5.50

натолкнулся на вот такого сурового фашиста, хотел выкинуть, но его статы заставили кольнуть


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NL Holdem $120(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($6,270)
BB ($5,070)
UTG ($4,420)
UTG+1 ($8,210)
UTG+2 ($1,932)
Hero ($5,320)
MP2 ($3,043)
CO ($3,107)
BTN ($8,652)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $360, fold, CO raises to $3,092 (AI), fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $2,732

FLOP ($6,499)

TURN ($6,499)

RIVER ($6,499)

CO shows
(Pre 27%, Flop 44.6%, Turn 27.3%)

Hero shows
(Pre 73%, Flop 55.4%, Turn 72.7%)

Hero wins $6,499

биг 4.40

первый оллин бразила кольнул в режиме гипертурбо ))))))

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NL Holdem $50(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($11,836)
BB ($3,095)
UTG ($2,587)
UTG+1 ($3,810)
UTG+2 ($5,135)
MP1 ($2,050)
Hero ($3,335)
CO ($3,272)
BTN ($4,250)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $175, CO raises to $3,272 (AI), BTN calls $3,272, fold, fold, Hero raises to $3,335 (AI), BTN calls $63

FLOP ($10,017)

TURN ($10,017)

RIVER ($10,017)

Hero shows
(Pre 62%, Flop 62.7%, Turn 11.9%)

CO shows
(Pre 22%, Flop 17.9%, Turn 4.8%)

BTN shows
(Pre 17%, Flop 19.4%, Turn 83.3%)

BTN wins $10,017

4.40 (4макс)

встретились два дебила

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NL Holdem $20(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($2,980)
BB ($2,480)
CO ($3,610)
Hero ($2,960)

Dealt to Hero

CO calls $20, Hero raises to $80, fold, BB calls $60, CO calls $60

FLOP ($250)

BB bets $260, CO folds, Hero raises to $683, BB calls $423

TURN ($1,616)

BB checks, Hero bets $888, BB calls $888

RIVER ($3,392)

BB bets $829 (AI), Hero calls $829

BB shows
(Pre 40%, Flop 25.1%, Turn 18.2%)

Hero shows
(Pre 60%, Flop 74.9%, Turn 81.8%)

Hero wins $5,050

Зашел на 888 в казино. Ткнул в видеослоты. Там какой-то снукер. Шляпа типа гаминатора. Ставка по линям 2.25. Чуйка требует - крутни, сучок. На третий раз плюнула 150 долларов. Три каких-то шарика - катящихся в лузы. Анимашка такая. Так как я в аппаратах понимаю примерно так же, как в балете - быстро закрыл окно, а то вдруг че ткну на удвоение или чего там еще.

888

все-таки народ на 888 отжигает

11 (1.2K)

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NL Holdem $20(BB) Pacific
SB ($2,700)
BB ($2,500)
UTG ($2,740)
UTG+1 ($2,450)
UTG+2 ($2,540)
MP1 ($2,320)
MP2 ($2,530)
CO ($2,410)
Hero ($2,330)

Dealt to Hero

UTG calls $20, fold, fold, fold, MP2 raises to $119, fold, Hero calls $119, SB calls $109, BB calls $99, fold

FLOP ($496)

SB checks, BB checks, MP2 bets $248, Hero calls $248, SB folds, BB raises to $2,381 (AI), MP2 calls $2,133, Hero calls $1,963 (AI)

TURN ($7,469)

RIVER ($7,469)

MP2 shows
(Pre 41%, Flop 33.3%, Turn 28.6%)

Hero shows
(Pre 35%, Flop 64.9%, Turn 71.4%)

BB shows
(Pre 24%, Flop 1.8%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero wins $7,129
BB wins $340


12 (2K)

префлоп рейз, чтобы выбить тузов

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NL Holdem $150(BB) Pacific
SB ($5,787)
Hero ($2,601)
UTG ($1,334)
UTG+1 ($7,227)
UTG+2 ($3,382)
MP1 ($1,274)
MP2 ($4,844)
CO ($2,750)
BTN ($7,705)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, UTG+2 calls $150, fold, fold, CO raises to $1,050, fold, fold, Hero raises to $2,601 (AI), fold, CO calls $1,551

FLOP ($5,427)

TURN ($5,427)

RIVER ($5,427)

Hero shows
(Pre 80%, Flop 96.3%, Turn 100.0%)

CO shows
(Pre 20%, Flop 3.7%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero wins $5,427

888

9 (2K)

сам не люблю рыбок с такими блефами

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NL Holdem $2,500(BB) Pacific
SB ($55,816)
Hero ($38,751)
UTG ($141,795)
CO ($103,164)
BTN ($23,048)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, SB raises to $5,000, Hero calls $2,500

FLOP ($11,250)

SB bets $2,500, Hero raises to $7,500, SB calls $5,000

TURN ($26,250)

SB checks, Hero bets $26,001 (AI), SB folds

Hero shows

Hero wins $26,250

888
22 дипстек

ну что за пизда - долбоеб прушный

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NL Holdem $100(BB) Pacific
SB ($14,842)
BB ($6,732)
UTG ($1,739)
UTG+1 ($12,645)
UTG+2 ($4,855)
MP1 ($12,075)
MP2 ($5,150)
Hero ($8,065)
BTN ($4,475)

Dealt to Hero

UTG calls $100, fold, fold, MP1 calls $100, fold, Hero raises to $450, fold, fold, fold, UTG raises to $1,739 (AI), MP1 calls $1,639, Hero raises to $8,065 (AI), MP1 calls $6,326

FLOP ($18,019)

TURN ($18,019)

RIVER ($18,019)

UTG shows
(Pre 13%, Flop 7.1%, Turn 3.6%)

MP1 shows
(Pre 38%, Flop 19.3%, Turn 94.0%)

Hero shows
(Pre 49%, Flop 73.5%, Turn 2.4%)

MP1 wins $18,019

888

дипстек опять, овтратно сыгранная раздача - второй колл на терне и понеслись глупые мысли - забыл где нахожусь

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NL Holdem $20(BB) Pacific
SB ($5,210)
BB ($5,000)
UTG ($4,689)
UTG+1 ($4,555)
Hero ($4,970)
MP1 ($5,000)
MP2 ($5,606)
CO ($4,970)
BTN ($5,000)

Dealt to Hero

UTG raises to $70, UTG+1 calls $70, Hero raises to $200, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls $130, UTG+1 calls $130

FLOP ($630)

UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

TURN ($630)

UTG bets $630, UTG+1 raises to $1,320, Hero calls $1,320, UTG calls $690

RIVER ($4,590)

UTG bets $3,169 (AI), UTG+1 folds, Hero calls $3,169

UTG shows
(Pre 29%, Flop 43.1%, Turn 25.0%)

Hero shows
(Pre 71%, Flop 56.9%, Turn 75.0%)

UTG wins $10,928