Night Funny 18+ [Strike # 2]

Сейчас катать буду по принципу следующему.
Выиграл 2БИ нл5, заменил 1 стол нл5 на нл10. Если всадил, вернулся и по новой.

Доезжают и доезжают, просто заебали. Такой уже дефолт в последнии недели.

Converted by the cows of Feral Cow Poker
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.02/$0.05 - 6 players

Button: $9.66
SB: $2.52
BB: $8.38
UTG: $3.68
UTG+1: $14.97 (Hero)
CO: $5.02

Preflop: ($0.07) Hero is UTG+1 with

(6 players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $0.12, CO folds, Button calls $0.12, SB calls $0.10, BB calls $0.07

Flop: ($0.48)

(4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks, Button checks

Turn: ($0.48)

(4 players)
SB checks, BB bets $0.10, Hero raises to $0.90, 2 folds, BB calls $0.80

River: ($2.28)

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Your converted hand, now with more cowbell.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.02/$0.05 - 6 players

Button: $7.58
SB: $10.55 (Hero)
BB: $2.12
UTG: $5.55
UTG+1: $5.00
CO: $2.91

Preflop: ($0.07) Hero is SB with

(6 players)
4 folds, Hero calls $0.03, BB checks

Flop: ($0.10)

(2 players)
Hero bets $0.24, BB calls $0.24

Turn: ($0.58)

(2 players)
Hero bets $1, BB calls $1

River: ($2.58)

(2 players)
Hero bets $0.83, BB calls $0.83 and is all-in

MeafEry @ 13.2.2018
Turn: ($0.58) (2 players)
Hero bets $1, BB calls $1

низкий поклон этим людям!

Вс рега. Издеваются как могут...

Cows play poker with cow chips
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.02/$0.05 - 6 players

Button: $11.67 (Hero)
SB: $5.00
BB: $5.97
UTG: $5.11
UTG+1: $2.49
CO: $5.01

Preflop: ($0.07) Hero is Button with

(6 players)
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.10, SB raises to $0.40, BB calls $0.35, Hero raises to $11.67 and is all-in, SB calls $4.60 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: ($10.40)

(2 players)

Turn: ($10.40)

(2 players)

River: ($10.40)

(2 players)

Вс фиша. Не понравился мне сайзинг по терну, лови ка ты в ебло пуш.

Feral Cow Poker
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players

Button: $8.28
SB: $2.01
BB: $2.08
UTG: $2.35 (Hero)
UTG+1: $2.23
CO: $2.12

Preflop: ($0.03) Hero is UTG with

(6 players)
Hero raises to $0.05, UTG+1 raises to $0.18, CO folds, Button calls $0.18, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.13

Flop: ($0.57)

(3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, Button bets $0.14, Hero calls $0.14, UTG+1 folds

Turn: ($0.85)

(2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $0.20, Hero raises to $2.03 and is all-in, Button folds

Hero collected $1.21

(Rake: $0.04)

Вс фиша. Чет мне снова сайз не понравился.

once a cow has a taste for violence, it reverts. it becomes feral.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players

Button: $2.93
SB: $0.90
BB: $2.53
UTG: $2.59
UTG+1: $0.90
CO: $2.00 (Hero)

Preflop: ($0.03) Hero is CO with

(6 players)
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $0.02, Hero raises to $0.07, Button folds, SB calls $0.06, BB calls $0.05, UTG+1 calls $0.05

Flop: ($0.28)

(4 players)
SB bets $0.10, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.93 and is all-in, SB folds

Hero collected $0.46

(Rake: $0.02)

Вс фиша. Пришел бы бланк, ставил бы дальше 80%, а так пуш в ебло.

Converting hands till the cows come home
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players

Button: $1.86
SB: $4.03
BB: $0.87
UTG: $2.22 (Hero)
UTG+1: $2.00
CO: $2.00

Preflop: ($0.03) Hero is UTG with

(6 players)
Hero raises to $0.05, 2 folds, Button calls $0.05, SB folds, BB calls $0.03

Flop: ($0.16)

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.12, Button folds, BB calls $0.12

Turn: ($0.40)

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.05 and is all-in, BB calls $0.70 and is all-in

River: ($1.80)

(2 players)

Долблю в ноль нл5. Все охуенно.

Фиши на таком изи сейчас против меня катают.

beware the feral cow packs. they hunger.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.02/$0.05 - 6 players

Button: $4.79
SB: $5.00 (Hero)
BB: $3.92
UTG: $6.76
UTG+1: $5.10
CO: $5.51

Preflop: ($0.07) Hero is SB with

(6 players)
2 folds, CO raises to $0.12, Button calls $0.12, Hero raises to $0.62, 2 folds, Button calls $0.50

Flop: ($1.41)

(2 players)
Hero bets $0.90, Button calls $0.90

Turn: ($3.21)

(2 players)
Hero bets $3.48 and is all-in, Button calls $3.27 and is all-in

River: ($9.75)

(2 players)

Вс фиша. Попасть и устоять здесь это что то невозможное.
Было... буквально неделю назад.

Milked from the teat of a feral cow
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.05/$0.10 - 6 players

Button: $10.05
SB: $9.63
BB: $10.99
UTG: $16.81
UTG+1: $9.52
CO: $11.11 (Hero)

Preflop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with

(6 players)
UTG raises to $1.10, UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to $3.30, 3 folds, UTG calls $2.20

Flop: ($6.75)

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $7.81 and is all-in, UTG calls $7.81

Turn: ($22.37)

(2 players)

River: ($22.37)

(2 players)

Не мог писать в блоге, потому что опять сраная реклама повсюду. Причем только на GT, остальные сайты норм работали.
Ща разобрался с этим говном все путем.

Вс фиша. Протектимся против United Kingdom.
Колл или рейз, уж тем более фолд мне не нравится.

beware the feral cow packs. they hunger.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.05/$0.10 - 6 players

Button: $24.29
SB: $31.10
BB: $10.87 (Hero)
UTG: $39.27
UTG+1: $16.22
CO: $10.97

Preflop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with

(6 players)
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $0.30, CO calls $0.30, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.95)

(3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, CO bets $1.50, Hero raises to $10.57 and is all-in, 2 folds

Hero collected $3.77

(Rake: $0.18)

сильно! а для чего сей мув в последней?

Вс фиша. Узко и сайзы говно.

Converted by the cows of Feral Cow Poker
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.05/$0.10 - 6 players

Button: $9.24
SB: $39.98
BB: $10.00 (Hero)
UTG: $12.80
UTG+1: $6.87
CO: $11.84

Preflop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with

(6 players)
3 folds, Button calls $0.10, SB folds, Hero raises to $0.45, Button calls $0.35

Flop: ($0.95)

(2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks

Turn: ($0.95)

(2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

River: ($1.95)

(2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $0.90, Hero calls $0.90

Dimortallity @ 26.2.2018
сильно! а для чего сей мув в последней?

Нам нужна крепкая защита для нашей руки, мы уязвимы.
Тонна ранаутов по терну будут портить доску и вгонять в нас сложную ситуацию, где мы плохо будем понимать, где находимся и т.д..
Я не хочу попадать в такие ситуации.

Поставил бы обычный он сайзинг я бы играл рейз. Но тут он лупит овербет такой нормальный, поэтому либо пасс, либо пуш.
Редко после такого сайза у фиша будет что то сильное. Для меня это говно какое то.

Даже буду получать какие то глупые коллы от 5х и все в таком духе.
Кстати фиш чем то похож из предыдущей раздачи: > .

Вс фиша. Донк малого сайза, далее чек = слабость.

Feral Cow Poker Hand Converter
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.05/$0.10 - 6 players

Button: $10.00
SB: $10.22
BB: $10.71
UTG: $14.04
UTG+1: $10.00 (Hero)
CO: $15.72

Preflop: ($0.15) Hero is UTG+1 with

(6 players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $0.25, 3 folds, BB calls $0.15

Flop: ($0.55)

(2 players)
BB bets $0.20, Hero calls $0.20

Turn: ($0.95)

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.38, BB folds

Hero collected $0.91

(Rake: $0.04)

Вс фиша. На Qx очень похоже.

Converting hands till the cows come home
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.05/$0.10 - 6 players

Button: $9.21
SB: $3.19
BB: $22.04
UTG: $10.00
UTG+1: $13.13
CO: $10.70 (Hero)

Preflop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with

(6 players)
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.25, Button folds, SB calls $0.20, BB folds

Flop: ($0.60)

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($0.60)

(2 players)
SB bets $0.29, Hero calls $0.29

River: ($1.18)

(2 players)
SB bets $0.30, Hero raises to $10.16 and is all-in, SB folds

Hero collected $1.70

(Rake: $0.08)

Вс фиша. Просто хуйня полная после ставки флопа 50%.

Feral Cow Poker Hand Converter
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.05/$0.10 - 6 players

Button: $18.71
SB: $10.00 (Hero)
BB: $4.62
UTG: $10.00
UTG+1: $22.20
CO: $17.30

Preflop: ($0.15) Hero is SB with

(6 players)
4 folds, Hero raises to $0.30, BB raises to $0.50, Hero calls $0.20

Flop: ($1.00)

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

Turn: ($2.00)

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $3.62 and is all-in, Hero calls $3.62

River: ($9.24)

(2 players)

Привет мой родной nl16.
Вс фиша. Дро по терну он бы быстро колил, а тут он долго рожал. Супер гипер мега узкий диапазон велью.

This converter is going to be a cash cow...
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em $0.08/$0.16 - 6 players

Button: $16.00
SB: $13.90
BB: $22.13 (Hero)
UTG: $38.27
UTG+1: $23.37
CO: $18.38

Preflop: ($0.24) Hero is BB with

(6 players)
4 folds, SB raises to $0.48, Hero calls $0.32

Flop: ($0.96)

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.62, SB calls $0.62

Turn: ($2.20)

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.72, SB calls $1.72

River: ($5.64)

(2 players)
SB bets $11.08 and is all-in, Hero calls $11.08