дневник дурака

В биге за 5$ осталосб 150 тел, сижу с коротким стеком ппс рук нету справа сидит русский чиплидер.

примерно 120 телов осталось, смог набить средний стек в адской раздаче.

мне так охуенно жескто не раздают, что статы на 120 рук vpip 8 pfr 7 ппс

за всё время раздали QQ ито впаялся в АК и пол стека проебал, как сигда А на флопе пздс

~98 тел, а у меня даже среднего стека нету может за терпение и упрямство начнет заходить в конце.

аут ...

бля вылетел 13-м с кнокаута за 26$ на фтп JJ<AJ

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OVERDROP (UTG+2): t8606 107.58 BBs
Gambet5 (MP1): t7820 97.75 BBs
gellert64 (MP2): t3440 43 BBs
pettytheft33 (CO): t3400 42.50 BBs
Hero (BTN): t6470 80.88 BBs
gancolino (SB): t4752 59.40 BBs
30megapixels (BB): t5378 67.22 BBs
Execute_R111 (UTG): t2605 32.56 BBs
krufna (UTG+1): t4795 59.94 BBs

Pre Flop: (t120) Hero is BTN with K A
2 folds, OVERDROP raises to t160, 3 folds, Hero raises to t400, 2 folds, OVERDROP calls t240

Flop: (t920) Q 6 7 (2 players)
OVERDROP checks, Hero bets t644, OVERDROP calls t644

Turn: (t2208) A (2 players)
OVERDROP bets t2208, Hero raises to t5426 all in, OVERDROP calls t3218

River: (t13060) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t13060
OVERDROP shows A J (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Hero shows K A (a pair of Aces)
OVERDROP wins t13060


суак вообше иди нахуй!

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Hero (UTG+2): t1768 11.05 BBs
tsomis1017 (MP1): t2210 13.81 BBs
SPEWS (MP2): t2360 14.75 BBs
AKA Jackal (CO): t6323 39.52 BBs
BigBadBluff4 (BTN): t2780 17.38 BBs
tomasko13 (SB): t930 5.81 BBs
ALMAC2 (BB): t3285 20.53 BBs
portugal555 (UTG): t1830 11.44 BBs
krufna (UTG+1): t1950 12.19 BBs

Pre Flop: (t240) Hero is UTG+2 with Q Q
1 fold, krufna raises to t1950 all in, Hero calls t1768 all in, 6 folds

Flop: (t3776) 6 8 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t3776) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t3776) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t3776
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
krufna shows A 2 (a flush, Ace high)
krufna wins t3776

иди нахуй, вообше иди нахуй!

пздс бля

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superkiparis (UTG+1): t33477 M = 12.75
Miki Mous (UTG+2): t117143 M = 44.63
l Peugeot 607 l (MP1): t17884 M = 6.81
Nikas3274 (MP2): t71227 M = 27.13
A_N_E1212 (CO): t11779 M = 4.49
Rafael Cruel (BTN): t16771 M = 6.39
Hero (SB): t8592 M = 3.27
bijna_rijk (BB): t41197 M = 15.69
itti7ad (UTG): t39592 M = 15.08

Pre Flop: (t2625) Hero is SB with A 7
6 folds, Rafael Cruel raises to t2000, Hero raises to t8467 all in, 1 fold, Rafael Cruel calls t6467

Flop: (t19059) T T Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t19059) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t19059) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t19059
Rafael Cruel shows T 9 (three of a kind, Tens)
Hero shows A 7 (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
Rafael Cruel wins t19059

нет никакого желания, что либо играть.

играю спецом мелкие супер турбо, т.к я уже заепался от того что меня переезжают постоянно

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eirowin (BTN): t375 6.25 BBs
Hero (SB): t1170 19.50 BBs
Penetier (BB): t290 4.83 BBs
CRAZY1409 (CO): t865 14.42 BBs

Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is SB with A Q
CRAZY1409 raises to t865 all in, 1 fold, Hero raises to t1170 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t1790) 6 A 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t1790) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t1790) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t1790
Hero shows A Q (two pair, Aces and Nines)
CRAZY1409 shows A 9 (a full house, Nines full of Aces)
CRAZY1409 wins t1790

немного кеша НЛ50

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kizmiaz666 (SB): $20.55
Hero (BB): $12.20
ibaruZ (UTG): $24.80
Feanor26 (CO): $24.55
mestrandre (BTN): $36.90

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 9 5
ibaruZ calls $0.50, Feanor26 calls $0.50, 1 fold, kizmiaz666 calls $0.25, Hero checks

Flop: ($2.00) 9 J 5 (4 players)
kizmiaz666 checks, Hero checks, ibaruZ bets $1, Feanor26 calls $1, kizmiaz666 folds, Hero raises to $11.70 all in, ibaruZ calls $10.70, Feanor26 raises to $14.50, ibaruZ calls $2.80

Turn: ($42.70) K (3 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($42.70) K (3 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $42.70
Hero shows 9 5 (two pair, Kings and Nines)
ibaruZ shows 6 K (three of a kind, Kings)
Feanor26 shows 3 5 (two pair, Kings and Fives)
ibaruZ wins $5.35
ibaruZ wins $35.25
(Rake: $2.10)

заебался из за переездов пздс, все турниры выставился сверху и вылетел.

надо потренировать пушбот

сука такая на бабле финального стола такая хуйня происходит пздс.

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geezer86 (CO): t24303 M = 7.72
SeveralT (BTN): t10954 M = 3.48
juergen1610 (SB): t44730 M = 14.20
KevinDurantFTW (BB): t50445 M = 16.01
Merlin707 (UTG): t61276 M = 19.45
Hero (UTG+1): t28154 M = 8.94
mikeyss1 (UTG+2): t16817 M = 5.34
ENZ10 (MP1): t14338 M = 4.55
Nitzilla18 (MP2): t30474 M = 9.67

Pre Flop: (t3150) Hero is UTG+1 with K A
1 fold, Hero raises to t3000, 1 fold, ENZ10 calls t3000, 2 folds, SeveralT raises to t10804 all in, 2 folds, Hero raises to t18608, ENZ10 calls t11188 all in

Flop: (t42330) 7 4 A (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t42330) T (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t42330) 3 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t42330
SeveralT shows T Q (a pair of Tens)
Hero shows K A (a pair of Aces)
ENZ10 shows A T (two pair, Aces and Tens)
ENZ10 wins t6768
ENZ10 wins t35562

И следом.

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geezer86 (BB): t26403 M = 8.80
juergen1610 (UTG): t46230 M = 15.41
KevinDurantFTW (UTG+1): t50745 M = 16.91
Merlin707 (MP1): t62776 M = 20.93
Hero (MP2): t11266 M = 3.76
mikeyss1 (CO): t14117 M = 4.71
ENZ10 (BTN): t39780 M = 13.26
Nitzilla18 (SB): t30174 M = 10.06

Pre Flop: (t3000) Hero is MP2 with A A
1 fold, KevinDurantFTW raises to t2450, 1 fold, Hero raises to t11116 all in, mikeyss1 raises to t13967 all in, 3 folds, KevinDurantFTW calls t11517

Flop: (t42050) Q Q T (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t42050) 2 (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t42050) 9 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t42050
KevinDurantFTW shows A J (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Queens)
mikeyss1 shows Q A (three of a kind, Queens)
KevinDurantFTW wins t5702
KevinDurantFTW wins t36348

Блять заебало нахер это пздс сука... я должен был за эти 2 раздачи стать чипаком, но пздс какой то

даже такое не могу выиграть ыыыы бля меня кто то проклял чтоли ?

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Hipokrat (MP1): t285 9.50 BBs
Gostinsev (MP2): t555 18.50 BBs
kevkojak (CO): t300 10 BBs
RozTheRipper (BTN): t225 7.50 BBs
Hero (SB): t270 9 BBs
viertta (BB): t300 10 BBs
fallin87 (UTG): t300 10 BBs
ISangReal (UTG+1): t345 11.50 BBs
Kisvitez (UTG+2): t120 4 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is SB with A A
6 folds, RozTheRipper raises to t225 all in, Hero raises to t270 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t480) 3 9 Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t480) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t480) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t480
RozTheRipper shows 3 A (three of a kind, Threes)
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Threes)
RozTheRipper wins t480

lol смотрю за финалкой, в чате куча попрошаек охуеть, даже как то жалко их чтоли.

сижу играю турнир на фтп, меня пересадили и за новым столом я не сыграл ни одной раздачи и меня сразу обратно пересадили. Что за хуйня ?