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Poker Stars, $23 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 9,305 (31 bb)
CO: 3,195 (10.7 bb)
BTN: 1,825 (6.1 bb)
Hero (SB): 2,980 (9.9 bb)
BB: 9,800 (32.7 bb)
UTG+2: 6,070 (20.2 bb)
MP1: 2,090 (7 bb)
MP2: 6,945 (23.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J

A

3 folds, MP3 calls 300, 2 folds, Hero raises to 2,920 and is all-in, BB folds, MP3 calls 2,620

Flop: (6,620) 9

J

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (6,620) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,620) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:



Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 8,728 (29.1 bb)
MP1: 7,365 (24.6 bb)
MP2: 13,271 (44.2 bb)
MP3: 15,588 (52 bb)
CO: 903 (3 bb)
BTN: 12,051 (40.2 bb)
SB: 6,192 (20.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,439 (11.5 bb)
UTG+1: 7,975 (26.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

K

2 folds, MP1 raises to 675, 5 folds, Hero raises to 3,414 and is all-in, MP1 calls 2,739

Flop: (7,203) 9

7

5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (7,203) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,203) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Завязывай ты с этими старзами,этот ебучий аппарат одна замануха

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 18,792 (37.6 bb)
SB: 22,613 (45.2 bb)
BB: 34,719 (69.4 bb)
UTG+2: 26,379 (52.8 bb)
MP1: 11,130 (22.3 bb)
Hero (MP2): 4,002 (8 bb)
MP3: 10,945 (21.9 bb)
CO: 53,963 (107.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

7

UTG+2 raises to 1,115, MP1 folds, Hero raises to 3,942 and is all-in, 5 folds, UTG+2 calls 2,827

Flop: (9,114) 9

9

6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (9,114) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (9,114) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Goban899 @ 30.8.2012
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 18,792 (37.6 bb)
SB: 22,613 (45.2 bb)
BB: 34,719 (69.4 bb)
UTG+2: 26,379 (52.8 bb)
MP1: 11,130 (22.3 bb)
Hero (MP2): 4,002 (8 bb)
MP3: 10,945 (21.9 bb)
CO: 53,963 (107.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

7

UTG+2 raises to 1,115, MP1 folds, Hero raises to 3,942 and is all-in, 5 folds, UTG+2 calls 2,827

Flop: (9,114) 9

9

6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (9,114) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (9,114) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

9,114 pot
Final Board: 9

9

6

2

T

UTG+2 showed J

T

and won 9,114 (5,112 net)
Hero showed A

7

and lost (-4,002 net)

ещё одно извращённое доказательство

харэ доску подсмтривать на префлопе)жулик

Вот же сцука норвежкая

чет на 888 тож подвыебали - лан пох.

женя есть 5$ на титане? если есть кинь пожалуйста, я на старз переведу в обратку, или у кого есть киньте. gnutov79@mail.ru ник gnutman2

gnutman @ 30.8.2012
женя есть 5$ на титане? если есть кинь пожалуйста, я на старз переведу в обратку, или у кого есть киньте. gnutov79@mail.ru ник gnutman2

У меня на титане ака то нет)))

888 тоже с ночи пиздато доставляет

Pacific, $20 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 10,226 (68.2 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 6,976 (46.5 bb)
MP1: 7,637 (50.9 bb)
MP2: 12,957 (86.4 bb)
MP3: 24,642 (164.3 bb)
CO: 4,532 (30.2 bb)
BTN: 4,370 (29.1 bb)
SB: 18,594 (124 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with Q

A

Hero raises to 393, 6 folds, BB calls 243

Flop: (861) 8

J

2

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 300, BB raises to 600, Hero calls 300

Turn: (2,061) 2

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 1,030, BB raises to 2,960, Hero raises to 5,983 and is all-in, BB calls 3,023

River: (14,027) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Pacific, $50 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 3,292 (32.9 bb)
MP3: 3,385 (33.9 bb)
CO: 4,547 (45.5 bb)
BTN: 8,528 (85.3 bb)
Hero (SB): 4,145 (41.5 bb)
BB: 5,906 (59.1 bb)
UTG+1: 10,398 (104 bb)
UTG+2: 4,967 (49.7 bb)
MP1: 5,200 (52 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

K

UTG+1 calls 100, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 100, MP2 calls 100, MP3 folds, CO calls 100, BTN calls 100, Hero raises to 4,145 and is all-in, BB folds, UTG+1 calls 4,045, 4 folds

Flop: (8,790) 6

A

3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (8,790) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (8,790) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Жестко по тебе проехались последние 2 раздачи...Мышка то цела?))

На хуй мне такие финакли на сто долларов

Pacific, $3.55 Buy-in (5,000/10,000 blinds, 1,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 5 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BTN): 179,403 (17.9 bb)
SB: 286,680 (28.7 bb)
BB: 184,553 (18.5 bb)
MP: 239,173 (23.9 bb)
CO: 696,191 (69.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

A

MP folds, CO raises to 20,109, Hero raises to 30,218, 2 folds, CO calls 10,109

Flop: (80,436) 4

J

7

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets 40,218, CO raises to 664,973 and is all-in, Hero calls 107,967 and is all-in

Turn: (376,806) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (376,806) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Началось в колхозе утро. Перезагрузили черти сервер.

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 2,805 (56.1 bb)
MP2: 2,756 (55.1 bb)
Hero (MP3): 2,354 (47.1 bb)
CO: 3,390 (67.8 bb)
BTN: 3,138 (62.8 bb)
SB: 2,880 (57.6 bb)
BB: 3,080 (61.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K

K

2 folds, Hero raises to 150, 3 folds, BB calls 100

Flop: (325) 3

J

9

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 178, BB calls 178

Turn: (681) 6

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 544, BB raises to 2,752 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,482 and is all-in

River: (4,733) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 80 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 24,342 (60.9 bb)
MP1: 49,282 (123.2 bb)
MP2: 47,975 (119.9 bb)
MP3: 44,892 (112.2 bb)
CO: 6,445 (16.1 bb)
BTN: 3,587 (9 bb)
SB: 12,251 (30.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 11,075 (27.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9

A

6 folds, SB raises to 1,000, Hero calls 600

Flop: (2,640) K

9

A

(2 players)
SB bets 1,200, Hero raises to 2,964, SB raises to 11,171 and is all-in, Hero calls 7,031 and is all-in

Turn: (22,630) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (22,630) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 7,196 (12 bb)
MP3: 19,798 (33 bb)
CO: 16,112 (26.9 bb)
BTN: 29,779 (49.6 bb)
SB: 20,683 (34.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 11,223 (18.7 bb)
UTG+2: 13,398 (22.3 bb)
MP1: 38,156 (63.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

Q

UTG+2 calls 600, 4 folds, BTN calls 600, SB folds, Hero raises to 2,100, UTG+2 calls 1,500, BTN folds

Flop: (5,500) 2

K

2

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 checks

Turn: (5,500) 3

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets 1,200, Hero calls 1,200

River: (7,900) 7

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets 8,400, Hero calls 7,873 and is all-in

Results:

Я хуй знаю

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 4,291 (21.5 bb)
Hero (MP3): 7,878 (39.4 bb)
CO: 1,860 (9.3 bb)
BTN: 10,729 (53.6 bb)
SB: 6,627 (33.1 bb)
BB: 5,926 (29.6 bb)
UTG+1: 3,759 (18.8 bb)
UTG+2: 6,168 (30.8 bb)
MP1: 2,404 (12 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K

K

2 folds, MP1 raises to 2,379 and is all-in, MP2 folds, Hero calls 2,379, 2 folds, SB raises to 6,602 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 4,223

Flop: (16,008) 3

Q

9

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (16,008) Q

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (16,008) 5

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 4,191 (21 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 1,176 (5.9 bb)
UTG+2: 2,285 (11.4 bb)
MP1: 10,629 (53.1 bb)
MP2: 15,933 (79.7 bb)
MP3: 5,526 (27.6 bb)
CO: 3,884 (19.4 bb)
BTN: 5,768 (28.8 bb)
SB: 5,899 (29.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 8

8

Hero raises to 1,151 and is all-in, UTG+2 raises to 2,260 and is all-in, 7 folds

Flop: (2,827) 9

4

2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (2,827) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (2,827) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Нормально присел с утра - первый же ребайник ударился об какую-то обмудь из канады strongwatr.
Мне интересно, если ты ставишь на старзах оллин с любой хуйней и более менее приличным стеком, как бы подтверждая, что ты конченый еблан, старзы автоматом ебашут тебе победу.
Ну реально, уж как меня ебали всю дорогу, но то, что происходит последние три дня это просто за гранью уже. Не бывает же столько совпадений вокруг отдельно взятого ака за несколько месяцев.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 8,005 (40 bb)
CO: 24,611 (123.1 bb)
BTN: 4,620 (23.1 bb)
SB: 4,220 (21.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 9,482 (47.4 bb)
UTG+1: 11,424 (57.1 bb)
UTG+2: 14,637 (73.2 bb)
MP1: 10,329 (51.6 bb)
MP2: 31,748 (158.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

K

UTG+1 raises to 11,424 and is all-in, 7 folds, Hero calls 9,282 and is all-in

Flop: (19,064) 5

J

6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (19,064) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (19,064) 7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 2,980 (59.6 bb)
UTG+2: 2,072 (41.4 bb)
MP1: 955 (19.1 bb)
Hero (MP2): 2,560 (51.2 bb)
MP3: 1,325 (26.5 bb)
CO: 1,425 (28.5 bb)
BTN: 1,190 (23.8 bb)
SB: 2,785 (55.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K

K

2 folds, Hero raises to 150, MP3 raises to 300, 2 folds, SB calls 275, BB raises to 900, Hero raises to 2,560 and is all-in, MP3 calls 1,025 and is all-in, SB raises to 2,785 and is all-in, BB folds

Flop: (7,345) T

A

6

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (7,345) 8

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (7,345) 5

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Везде ебут чет.

Pacific, $23 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 2,412 (80.4 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (100 bb)
MP2: 5,151 (171.7 bb)
Hero (MP3): 2,685 (89.5 bb)
CO: 9,521 (317.4 bb)
BTN: 7,833 (261.1 bb)
SB: 2,750 (91.7 bb)
BB: 2,547 (84.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J

J

UTG+2 calls 30, MP1 calls 30, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 165, 4 folds, UTG+2 calls 135, MP1 calls 135

Flop: (540) 6

5

8

(3 players)
UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets 540, UTG+2 calls 540, MP1 calls 540

Turn: (2,160) 5

(3 players)
UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets 1,980 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 1,707 and is all-in, MP1 calls 1,980

River: (7,827) Q

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 5,600 (28 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 2,308 (11.5 bb)
MP1: 7,963 (39.8 bb)
MP2: 8,990 (45 bb)
MP3: 4,025 (20.1 bb)
CO: 15,369 (76.8 bb)
BTN: 5,783 (28.9 bb)
SB: 2,425 (12.1 bb)
BB: 6,612 (33.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

A

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 400, 3 folds, CO calls 400, BTN folds, SB raises to 2,425 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 1,908 and is all-in, CO calls 2,025

Flop: (7,358) 6

8

T

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (7,358) 3

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (7,358) Q

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: