Через час, оставшиеся в живых, позавидуют мертвым...

Ну надо б выиграть ее разок - чтоб надоело.

не трындите, это никогда не надоест

Ебать эти сотки на сенгодня - там вот такая пидорасня типа наркоборона tatianatorre. Это он типа по шансам доставил что-ль.
Оба тура - как из жопы - карты нет - раздали уебали.

Poker Stars, $100 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 4,114 (27.4 bb)
MP2: 4,400 (29.3 bb)
MP3: 2,704 (18 bb)
CO: 6,920 (46.1 bb)
BTN: 6,548 (43.7 bb)
SB: 3,475 (23.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,587 (17.2 bb)
UTG+1: 6,444 (43 bb)
UTG+2: 2,290 (15.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T

K

5 folds, CO raises to 450, 2 folds, Hero calls 300

Flop: (975) T

5

2

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 731, Hero raises to 2,137 and is all-in, CO calls 1,406

Turn: (5,249) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,249) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Это друг наркоборона из сотки чтоль?

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BB: 9,800 (32.7 bb)
UTG+1: 14,711 (49 bb)
UTG+2: 28,241 (94.1 bb)
MP1: 37,587 (125.3 bb)
MP2: 20,369 (67.9 bb)
MP3: 17,620 (58.7 bb)
CO: 28,075 (93.6 bb)
BTN: 8,053 (26.8 bb)
Hero (SB): 5,560 (18.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

T

UTG+1 raises to 600, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 600, 2 folds, CO calls 600, BTN folds, Hero calls 450, BB calls 300

Flop: (3,540) 2

3

T

(5 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 bets 1,770, CO folds, Hero raises to 4,900 and is all-in, 2 folds, MP1 calls 3,130

Turn: (13,340) 5

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (13,340) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Хуй тебе - не получится как у товарища в сотке - 5 не аут на ривере.

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BTN: 3,404 (17 bb)
SB: 3,705 (18.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,597 (18 bb)
UTG+2: 6,707 (33.5 bb)
MP1: 9,470 (47.4 bb)
MP2: 7,222 (36.1 bb)
MP3: 4,530 (22.7 bb)
CO: 2,410 (12.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

5

3 folds, MP3 raises to 400, 3 folds, Hero calls 200

Flop: (1,100) 4

8

2

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 600, Hero raises to 3,172 and is all-in, MP3 calls 2,572

Turn: (7,444) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,444) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Нокаут


Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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Hero (MP1): 2,737 (45.6 bb)
MP2: 3,562 (59.4 bb)
MP3: 3,375 (56.3 bb)
CO: 2,820 (47 bb)
BTN: 4,268 (71.1 bb)
SB: 4,558 (76 bb)
BB: 5,765 (96.1 bb)
UTG+1: 1,250 (20.8 bb)
UTG+2: 3,000 (50 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with J

K

UTG+1 calls 60, UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 180, 3 folds, BTN calls 180, SB calls 150, BB folds, UTG+1 calls 120

Flop: (780) T

9

8

(4 players)
SB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 273, BTN folds, SB calls 273, UTG+1 raises to 1,070 and is all-in, Hero calls 797, SB calls 797

Turn: (3,990) A

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (3,990) T

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB checks, Hero bets 1,396, SB calls 1,396

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (UTG+1): 6,410 (53.4 bb)
UTG+2: 1,963 (16.4 bb)
MP1: 1,885 (15.7 bb)
MP2: 3,647 (30.4 bb)
MP3: 5,830 (48.6 bb)
CO: 4,345 (36.2 bb)
BTN: 11,502 (95.9 bb)
SB: 4,911 (40.9 bb)
BB: 11,623 (96.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 9

T

Hero raises to 300, 6 folds, SB raises to 480, BB folds, Hero calls 180

Flop: (1,215) J

K

Q

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 972, SB raises to 2,520, Hero raises to 5,915 and is all-in, SB calls 1,896 and is all-in

Turn: (10,047) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (10,047) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Все - отстрелялся на сегодня. Дневная минус 200 с копейками вышла - это по сути две проебаные сотки дневные. Ща полчаса капов 2 стола для релакса и спать.

Poker Stars, $1/$2 Cap No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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Hero (SB): $136.62 (68.3 bb)
BB: $42.76 (21.4 bb)
UTG: $47 (23.5 bb)
MP: $120.70 (60.4 bb)
CO: $100 (50 bb)
BTN: $154.85 (77.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T

K

3 folds, BTN raises to $4, Hero raises to $10, BB folds, BTN calls $6

Flop: ($22) 3

3

Q

(2 players)
Hero bets $9, BTN calls $9

Turn: ($40) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($40) 4

(2 players)
Hero bets $21, BTN folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $1/$2 Cap No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP: $40 (20 bb)
CO: $139.30 (69.7 bb)
BTN: $62.66 (31.3 bb)
SB: $61.80 (30.9 bb)
BB: $77.50 (38.8 bb)
Hero (UTG): $82.83 (41.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6

6

Hero raises to $4.20, 2 folds, BTN calls $4.20, 2 folds

Flop: ($11.40) 4

5

5

(2 players)
Hero bets $5.98, BTN calls $5.98

Turn: ($23.36) 9

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($23.36) 2

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $22.31, Hero calls $22.31

Results:



Poker Stars, $1/$2 Cap No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: $40 (20 bb)
UTG: $139.30 (69.7 bb)
MP: $30.17 (15.1 bb)
CO: $56.80 (28.4 bb)
BTN: $81.50 (40.8 bb)
Hero (SB): $113.52 (56.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J

K

4 folds, Hero raises to $4.20, BB raises to $10.60, Hero calls $6.40

Flop: ($21.20) 7

J

8

(2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $10.13, Hero raises to $29.40, BB folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $1/$2 Cap No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: $40 (20 bb)
SB: $137.30 (68.7 bb)
BB: $41.16 (20.6 bb)
UTG: $60.80 (30.4 bb)
MP: $83.50 (41.8 bb)
Hero (CO): $129.38 (64.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q

8

2 folds, Hero raises to $4.20, 2 folds, BB calls $2.20

Flop: ($9.40) J

6

9

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4.93, BB raises to $18, Hero calls $13.07

Turn: ($45.40) Q

(2 players)
BB bets $17.80, Hero calls $17.80

River: ($81) 4

(2 players)

Results:

Ну че приступим к сегодняшнему сеансу мазохизма
Попробуем пятичасовую соточку дернуть.
Пока не выходит, но пофиг


Poker Stars, $100 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 3,000 (150 bb)
SB: 3,000 (150 bb)
BB: 3,000 (150 bb)
UTG+1: 3,000 (150 bb)
UTG+2: 3,000 (150 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (150 bb)
MP2: 3,000 (150 bb)
Hero (MP3): 3,000 (150 bb)
CO: 3,000 (150 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

J

2 folds, MP1 raises to 60, MP2 folds, Hero calls 60, CO folds, BTN calls 60, SB raises to 280, BB folds, MP1 calls 220, Hero calls 220, BTN calls 220

Flop: (1,140) J

4

T

(4 players)
SB bets 533, 3 folds

Results:

Последняя совсем не нравится. Какой флоп ты хотел увидеть, когда зашел под трибет с этой рукой? Если этот тебя не устраивает, пас пре на трибет.

Не дают играть, грек важнее

Poker Stars, $100 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 5,320 (21.3 bb)
BTN: 11,948 (47.8 bb)
SB: 4,354 (17.4 bb)
BB: 3,850 (15.4 bb)
UTG+1: 10,995 (44 bb)
UTG+2: 7,455 (29.8 bb)
MP1: 11,939 (47.8 bb)
Hero (MP2): 7,265 (29.1 bb)
MP3: 2,849 (11.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q

A

3 folds, Hero raises to 525, 4 folds, BB raises to 3,825 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,300

Flop: (8,000) K

9

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (8,000) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (8,000) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Leo_Manowar @ 23.8.2012
Последняя совсем не нравится. Какой флоп ты хотел увидеть, когда зашел под трибет с этой рукой? Если этот тебя не устраивает, пас пре на трибет.

не этот точно)) и не эту ставку от рейзера по нему

ты прав так-то - первая раздача - хотел мастишку проверить просто - старые офовские заморочки)))

Ну и логичное окончаниие

Poker Stars, $100 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 13,186 (52.7 bb)
CO: 20,092 (80.4 bb)
BTN: 8,208 (32.8 bb)
SB: 8,857 (35.4 bb)
BB: 6,855 (27.4 bb)
UTG+2: 8,105 (32.4 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,590 (10.4 bb)
MP2: 5,523 (22.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

Q

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 2,565 and is all-in, 3 folds, BTN calls 2,565, 2 folds

Flop: (5,705) 4

T

T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (5,705) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,705) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $50 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 3,145 (31.5 bb)
MP3: 2,502 (25 bb)
CO: 2,733 (27.3 bb)
BTN: 2,685 (26.9 bb)
SB: 3,265 (32.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,607 (36.1 bb)
UTG+1: 3,945 (39.5 bb)
UTG+2: 2,126 (21.3 bb)
MP1: 3,134 (31.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

A

3 folds, MP2 raises to 200, 4 folds, Hero calls 100

Flop: (450) 5

A

Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 200, Hero calls 200

Turn: (850) 7

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets 500, Hero raises to 3,207 and is all-in, MP2 calls 2,245 and is all-in

River: (6,340) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 6,307 (78.8 bb)
CO: 6,139 (76.7 bb)
BTN: 3,258 (40.7 bb)
SB: 4,443 (55.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,130 (26.6 bb)
UTG+1: 5,485 (68.6 bb)
UTG+2: 2,466 (30.8 bb)
MP1: 1,075 (13.4 bb)
MP2: 6,839 (85.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

9

4 folds, MP3 raises to 200, CO calls 200, 2 folds, Hero calls 120

Flop: (640) 9

9

3

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 400, CO calls 400, Hero calls 400

Turn: (1,840) Q

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets 750, CO calls 750, Hero calls 750

River: (4,090) 9

(3 players)
Hero bets 780 and is all-in, MP3 folds, CO calls 780

Results:


Так бы в туриках подороже раздавали

Ну я хуй знаю уже как играть - молчу молчу, по хуй - уже которая раздача такая за сегодня.

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BB: 6,708 (55.9 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 5,578 (46.5 bb)
UTG+2: 2,187 (18.2 bb)
MP1: 4,765 (39.7 bb)
MP2: 5,875 (49 bb)
MP3: 2,435 (20.3 bb)
CO: 3,698 (30.8 bb)
BTN: 18,849 (157.1 bb)
SB: 1,511 (12.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

K

Hero raises to 360, 6 folds, SB raises to 1,496 and is all-in, BB calls 1,376, Hero calls 1,136

Flop: (4,623) 2

8

K

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
BB checks, Hero bets 2,542, BB calls 2,542

Turn: (9,707) T

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
BB checks, Hero bets 1,525 and is all-in, BB calls 1,525

River: (12,757) J

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

уже в моем блоге
Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (30/60 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 2,775 (46.3 bb)
CO: 4,105 (68.4 bb)
BTN: 5,664 (94.4 bb)
Hero (SB): 2,565 (42.8 bb)
BB: 2,070 (34.5 bb)
UTG+1: 2,300 (38.3 bb)
UTG+2: 3,178 (53 bb)
MP1: 6,619 (110.3 bb)
MP2: 4,157 (69.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

A

UTG+1 calls 60, UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 144, 4 folds, Hero raises to 300, 2 folds, MP1 calls 156

Flop: (720) 6

T

8

(2 players)
Hero bets 510, MP1 calls 510

Turn: (1,740) 4

(2 players)
Hero bets 957, MP1 raises to 3,697, Hero calls 798 and is all-in

River: (5,250) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Биг

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP2: 26,407 (88 bb)
MP3: 8,195 (27.3 bb)
CO: 14,767 (49.2 bb)
BTN: 15,881 (52.9 bb)
SB: 4,646 (15.5 bb)
Hero (BB): 4,323 (14.4 bb)
UTG+1: 11,618 (38.7 bb)
UTG+2: 11,988 (40 bb)
MP1: 3,263 (10.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

Q

2 folds, MP1 raises to 682, 2 folds, CO calls 682, 2 folds, Hero raises to 4,283 and is all-in, MP1 calls 2,541 and is all-in, CO calls 3,601

Flop: (12,299) 3

Q

T

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (12,299) 2

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (12,299) 8

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


реговская

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 3,195 (32 bb)
Hero (BB): 2,866 (28.7 bb)
UTG+1: 6,883 (68.8 bb)
UTG+2: 3,884 (38.8 bb)
MP1: 3,075 (30.8 bb)
MP2: 3,727 (37.3 bb)
MP3: 1,860 (18.6 bb)
CO: 1,810 (18.1 bb)
BTN: 3,785 (37.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

A

5 folds, CO raises to 225, 2 folds, Hero raises to 500, CO raises to 1,800 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,300

Flop: (3,740) 6

3

8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (3,740) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (3,740) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Не понял я оллина его - ну ладно
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 12,949 (51.8 bb)
MP2: 6,292 (25.2 bb)
MP3: 15,334 (61.3 bb)
CO: 11,974 (47.9 bb)
Hero (BTN): 6,571 (26.3 bb)
SB: 9,067 (36.3 bb)
BB: 12,090 (48.4 bb)
UTG+1: 12,493 (50 bb)
UTG+2: 6,387 (25.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with K

Q

3 folds, MP2 raises to 562, 2 folds, Hero calls 562, 2 folds

Flop: (1,769) K

9

7

(2 players)
MP2 bets 5,700 and is all-in, Hero calls 5,700

Turn: (13,169) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (13,169) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


биг11

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (20/40 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 1,662 (41.6 bb)
CO: 2,975 (74.4 bb)
BTN: 2,770 (69.3 bb)
SB: 2,855 (71.4 bb)
BB: 2,933 (73.3 bb)
UTG+1: 4,255 (106.4 bb)
UTG+2: 2,810 (70.3 bb)
Hero (MP1): 2,960 (74 bb)
MP2: 3,780 (94.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 3

3

UTG+1 raises to 96, UTG+2 folds, Hero calls 96, MP2 calls 96, MP3 calls 96, 2 folds, SB calls 76, BB raises to 240, UTG+1 calls 144, Hero calls 144, MP2 calls 144, MP3 calls 144, SB calls 144

Flop: (1,440) 8

3

5

(6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 792, MP2 folds, MP3 raises to 1,422 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero calls 630

Turn: (4,284) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,284) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:


да ебаный по голове

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 3,689 (36.9 bb)
MP2: 3,133 (31.3 bb)
MP3: 2,785 (27.9 bb)
CO: 2,058 (20.6 bb)
BTN: 3,765 (37.7 bb)
SB: 8,511 (85.1 bb)
BB: 1,737 (17.4 bb)
UTG+1: 2,950 (29.5 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 4,710 (47.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with 8

A

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 210, 6 folds, BB calls 110

Flop: (560) J

K

2

(2 players)
BB bets 100, Hero raises to 4,490 and is all-in, BB calls 1,417 and is all-in

Turn: (3,594) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (3,594) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Игра британского топерга в капе. Неудивительно, что эта свинья ебаная, охуевшая столько заносит - с таким фартом-то.

Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 1,575 (31.5 bb)
BTN: 1,129 (22.6 bb)
SB: 1,527 (30.5 bb)
BB: 1,523 (30.5 bb)
UTG+1: 1,239 (24.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 1,673 (33.5 bb)
MP1: 1,653 (33.1 bb)
MP2: 1,470 (29.4 bb)
MP3: 2,873 (57.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

A

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 150, MP1 raises to 1,653 and is all-in, 6 folds, Hero calls 1,503

Flop: (3,381) 6

K

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (3,381) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (3,381) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: