Maybe I'm a dreamer...

То, что происходит последний месяц, покером нельзя назвать точно. Постоянные надежды, что завтра будет лучше. А лучше не становится. Сколько можно заливать?
У меня не осталось уже совсем уверенности в собственных силах.

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Итак.

Составил большой пакет на вторник. Ночка обещает быть мегагриндовой. SuperF*ckingTuesday
Буду признателен, если кто-нибудь из посетителей моего дневника порадует нищеброда и купит дольку

В том случае, если и АБЦ-гринд не принесет плодов, собираюсь устроить микролимитный марафон во второй половине месяца.

Всем удачи!

Всем советую посмотреть фильм "Академия смерти". Интересная история жизни молодых людей в элитной школе Третьего Рейха.

Добавьте кто-нибудь рейтинга до 2000 для ауры что ли

С улыбкой смотрю на все это

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (UTG+2): 1,980 (19.8 bb)
MP1: 431 (4.3 bb)
MP2: 10,255 (102.6 bb)
MP3: 2,775 (27.8 bb)
CO: 2,940 (29.4 bb)
BTN: 2,605 (26.1 bb)
SB: 5,535 (55.4 bb)
BB: 3,270 (32.7 bb)
UTG+1: 3,339 (33.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with
UTG+1 calls 100, Hero raises to 1,980 and is all-in, 7 folds, UTG+1 calls 1,880

Flop: (4,110) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (4,110) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,110) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 4,110 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and lost (-1,980 net)
UTG+1 showed and won 4,110 (2,130 net)

***

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (50/100 blinds, 10 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+1: 2,589 (25.9 bb)
UTG+2: 2,810 (28.1 bb)
MP1: 3,577 (35.8 bb)
MP2: 5,029 (50.3 bb)
MP3: 14,041 (140.4 bb)
Hero (CO): 8,553 (85.5 bb)
BTN: 1,780 (17.8 bb)
SB: 2,858 (28.6 bb)
BB: 1,667 (16.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with
4 folds, MP3 calls 100, Hero raises to 333, 2 folds, BB raises to 1,657 and is all-in, MP3 folds, Hero calls 1,324

Flop: (3,554) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (3,554) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (3,554) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 3,554 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and lost (-1,667 net)
BB showed and won 3,554 (1,887 net)

правильно с улыбкой)
не биться же головой

А если 10 таких раздач за 10 минут? Шире улыбаться чтоли?

а если 4 месяца

Просто сойти с ума и ржать не прекращая тогда! Очевидно же

А вот и старые добрые раздачки против агроморонов

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP3): 2,935 (24.5 bb)
CO: 6,097 (50.8 bb)
BTN: 4,681 (39 bb)
SB: 3,306 (27.6 bb)
BB: 8,580 (71.5 bb)
UTG+2: 1,980 (16.5 bb)
MP1: 9,049 (75.4 bb)
MP2: 3,246 (27.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with
UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 120, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 380, 4 folds, MP1 calls 260

Flop: (1,060) (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets 420, MP1 calls 420

Turn: (1,900) (2 players)
MP1 bets 8,040, Hero calls 2,120 and is all-in

River: (6,140) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 6,140 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and won 6,140 (3,205 net)
MP1 showed and lost (-2,935 net)

Value-shove vs 48/32/60 lol

Party, $20 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

UTG+2: 3,625 (24.2 bb)
BTN: 3,149 (21 bb)
UTG+1: 3,590 (23.9 bb)
Hero (MP2): 3,120 (20.8 bb)
BB: 6,820 (45.5 bb)
CO: 7,910 (52.7 bb)
SB: 9,065 (60.4 bb)
MP1: 4,265 (28.4 bb)
MP3: 6,105 (40.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with
3 folds, Hero raises to 300, 2 folds, BTN raises to 600, 2 folds, Hero raises to 3,120 and is all-in, BTN calls 2,520

Flop: (6,465) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (6,465) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,465) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 6,465 pot
Final Board:
BTN showed and lost (-3,120 net)
Hero showed and won 6,465 (3,345 net)

Две руки подряд зашли тузы:

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (15/30 blinds, 6 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: 1,960 (65.3 bb)
BB: 2,882 (96.1 bb)
UTG+1: 4,251 (141.7 bb)
UTG+2: 2,875 (95.8 bb)
Hero (MP1): 5,942 (198.1 bb)
MP2: 863 (28.8 bb)
MP3: 3,178 (105.9 bb)
CO: 2,624 (87.5 bb)
BTN: 2,494 (83.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with
UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 30, Hero raises to 120, 3 folds, BTN raises to 320, 2 folds, UTG+2 calls 290, Hero raises to 5,936 and is all-in, BTN calls 2,168 and is all-in, UTG+2 folds

Flop: (5,395) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (5,395) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (5,395) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: 5,395 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and lost (-2,494 net)
BTN showed and won 5,395 (2,901 net)

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (60/120 blinds, 15 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP1: 1,627 (13.6 bb)
MP2: 2,170 (18.1 bb)
MP3: 2,770 (23.1 bb)
CO: 4,420 (36.8 bb)
BTN: 2,460 (20.5 bb)
Hero (SB): 16,931 (141.1 bb)
BB: 3,875 (32.3 bb)
UTG+2: 14,455 (120.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with
UTG+2 calls 120, MP1 folds, MP2 raises to 2,155 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero raises to 5,566, 2 folds

Flop: (4,670) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (4,670) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (4,670) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 4,670 pot
Final Board:
MP2 showed and won 4,670 (2,500 net)
Hero showed and lost (-2,170 net)

Гвоздь программы!

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (MP2): 8,106 (32.4 bb)
MP3: 8,610 (34.4 bb)
CO: 32,547 (130.2 bb)
BTN: 6,669 (26.7 bb)
SB: 7,701 (30.8 bb)
BB: 6,353 (25.4 bb)
UTG+2: 9,146 (36.6 bb)
MP1: 5,739 (23 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with
UTG+2 raises to 500, MP1 folds, Hero raises to 1,275, 5 folds, UTG+2 calls 775

Flop: (3,165) (2 players)
UTG+2 bets 1,250, Hero raises to 6,801 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 5,551

Turn: (16,767) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (16,767) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 16,767 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and lost (-8,106 net)
UTG+2 showed and won 16,767 (8,661 net)

Против UhhMee:

Poker Stars, $12.50 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 9,187 (15.3 bb)
CO: 7,389 (12.3 bb)
BTN: 23,962 (39.9 bb)
SB: 11,177 (18.6 bb)
Hero (BB): 15,493 (25.8 bb)
UTG+1: 5,219 (8.7 bb)
UTG+2: 16,404 (27.3 bb)
MP1: 13,788 (23 bb)
MP2: 9,249 (15.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
3 folds, MP2 calls 600, 3 folds, SB completes, Hero checks

Flop: (2,430) (3 players)
SB bets 860, Hero calls 860, MP2 folds

Turn: (4,150) (2 players)
SB bets 607, Hero calls 607

River: (5,364) (2 players)
SB bets 9,040 and is all-in, Hero calls 9,040

Results: 23,444 pot
Final Board:
SB showed and lost (-11,177 net)
Hero showed and won 23,444 (12,267 net)

Теперь я и сам UhhShinizzle

J5 J3 ваще всё убивают. бл*.
сыграл правильно.
повезло оппу что в флоп попал,

Аут шестым в $22 5КГ на Пати:

Party, $20 Buy-in (2,500/5,000 blinds, 500 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: 37,492 (7.5 bb)
Hero (MP): 76,810 (15.4 bb)
CO: 219,998 (44 bb)
SB: 270,346 (54.1 bb)
BB: 259,685 (51.9 bb)
UTG: 65,669 (13.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with
UTG folds, Hero raises to 76,310 and is all-in, CO calls 76,310, 3 folds

Flop: (163,120) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (163,120) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (163,120) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 163,120 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and lost (-76,810 net)
CO showed and won 163,120 (86,310 net)

Давно не был на финалках, был настроен только на победу. Поэтому немного огорчен коллом понимающего оппа с 66.

Ахаха. До слез.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: 40,890 (102.2 bb)
BTN: 35,367 (88.4 bb)
SB: 11,067 (27.7 bb)
BB: 6,830 (17.1 bb)
UTG+2: 27,597 (69 bb)
MP1: 1,060 (2.7 bb)
MP2: 1,072 (2.7 bb)
Hero (MP3): 5,285 (13.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with
3 folds, Hero raises to 5,235 and is all-in, CO calls 5,235, 3 folds

Flop: (11,470) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (11,470) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (11,470) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 11,470 pot
Final Board:
CO showed and won 11,470 (6,185 net)
Hero showed and lost (-5,285 net)

Сессия уже в плюс (о как давно этого не было!) засчет финалки на Пати.

А Старзы продолжают динамично трахать.

Остался последний турнир - Биг 75КГ. Уже ИТМ.

Записал два часа видео, может быть, выложу в ближайшее время.