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Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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Hero (SB): 21,296 (53.2 bb)
BB: 3,380 (8.5 bb)
UTG+2: 6,037 (15.1 bb)
MP1: 21,992 (55 bb)
MP2: 8,582 (21.5 bb)
MP3: 6,805 (17 bb)
CO: 14,925 (37.3 bb)
BTN: 29,747 (74.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T

J

5 folds, BTN calls 400, Hero completes, BB checks

Flop: (1,600) T

2

J

(3 players)
Hero bets 1,280, BB folds, BTN raises to 3,609, Hero raises to 20,846 and is all-in, BTN calls 17,237

Turn: (43,292) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (43,292) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)


Results:




Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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Hero (MP2): 5,770 (28.9 bb)
MP3: 34,200 (171 bb)
CO: 8,650 (43.3 bb)
BTN: 307 (1.5 bb)
SB: 17,868 (89.3 bb)
BB: 6,848 (34.2 bb)
UTG+2: 17,321 (86.6 bb)
MP1: 10,909 (54.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K

A

UTG+2 raises to 400, MP1 folds, Hero raises to 1,500, 2 folds, BTN calls 282 and is all-in, 2 folds, UTG+2 raises to 17,296 and is all-in, Hero calls 4,245 and is all-in

Flop: (12,272) 8

5

4

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (12,272) 3

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (12,272) 3

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

33 2р1а

нет и нет карты - как более менее рука - у ебаной макаки тузы

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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Hero (MP2): 8,982 (18 bb)
MP3: 35,356 (70.7 bb)
CO: 43,783 (87.6 bb)
BTN: 17,140 (34.3 bb)
SB: 29,979 (60 bb)
BB: 20,297 (40.6 bb)
MP1: 15,626 (31.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K

Q

MP1 raises to 1,000, Hero raises to 8,922 and is all-in, 2 folds, BTN raises to 17,080 and is all-in, 3 folds

Flop: (20,014) 4

3

3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (20,014) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (20,014) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

нокаут

Poker Stars, $25 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 3,650 (73 bb)
Hero (MP1): 3,665 (73.3 bb)
MP2: 3,535 (70.7 bb)
MP3: 1,700 (34 bb)
CO: 1,857 (37.1 bb)
BTN: 2,520 (50.4 bb)
SB: 2,820 (56.4 bb)
BB: 3,457 (69.1 bb)
UTG+1: 2,461 (49.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with T

Q

UTG+1 raises to 110, UTG+2 folds, Hero calls 110, 5 folds, BB calls 60

Flop: (355) Q

T

5

(3 players)
BB bets 250, UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 549, BB raises to 848, Hero raises to 3,555 and is all-in, BB calls 2,499 and is all-in

Turn: (7,049) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (7,049) 8

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Финалка 5.50+r (15K) - куда ж без этого говна

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (12,500/25,000 blinds, 2,500 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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Hero (MP1): 496,470 (19.9 bb)
MP2: 1,495,370 (59.8 bb)
MP3: 407,534 (16.3 bb)
CO: 1,337,688 (53.5 bb)
BTN: 410,620 (16.4 bb)
SB: 293,435 (11.7 bb)
BB: 520,368 (20.8 bb)
UTG+2: 1,040,015 (41.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

A

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 50,000, 3 folds, BTN calls 50,000, SB folds, BB calls 25,000

Flop: (182,500) 8

4

9

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 100,375, BTN calls 100,375, BB folds

Turn: (383,250) 7

(2 players)
Hero bets 343,595 and is all-in, BTN calls 257,745 and is all-in

River: (898,740) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Пиздатая финалка, Чо - два раза старше был - два раза въеб
Тупой нацистский нитофиш myriver7 неожиданно решил блеснуть интеллектом
дали 712 талеров. Ночная сессия в +212 долларов - грузил на 500. А так как не отъебал меня седня только ленивый опять - вышло пиздато.
Лан хоть тут залез.
Ладно плюс - не минус - тенденция наметилась хотя бы.

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (25,000/50,000 blinds, 5,000 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 6 Players
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Hero (CO): 379,200 (7.6 bb)
BTN: 1,819,870 (36.4 bb)
SB: 2,506,785 (50.1 bb)
BB: 426,590 (8.5 bb)
UTG: 376,540 (7.5 bb)
MP: 492,515 (9.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

K

2 folds, Hero raises to 374,200 and is all-in, BTN calls 374,200, 2 folds

Flop: (853,400) T

Q

7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (853,400) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (853,400) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Явный наркобарон с Колумбии

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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UTG+2: 3,326 (13.3 bb)
Hero (MP1): 9,631 (38.5 bb)
MP2: 9,573 (38.3 bb)
MP3: 6,877 (27.5 bb)
CO: 10,129 (40.5 bb)
BTN: 3,182 (12.7 bb)
SB: 5,441 (21.8 bb)
BB: 12,444 (49.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

Q

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 750, 3 folds, BTN raises to 3,125, 2 folds, Hero calls 2,375

Flop: (6,825) 5

6

T

(2 players)
Hero bets 250, BTN calls 32 and is all-in

Turn: (6,889) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (6,889) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 37,383 (62.3 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 6,997 (11.7 bb)
MP1: 3,676 (6.1 bb)
MP2: 6,248 (10.4 bb)
MP3: 28,135 (46.9 bb)
CO: 10,303 (17.2 bb)
BTN: 11,383 (19 bb)
SB: 13,354 (22.3 bb)

Опять без палева баблбоем вылетел

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with Q

Q

Hero raises to 6,947 and is all-in, 5 folds, SB calls 6,647, BB folds

Flop: (14,894) 5

3

J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (14,894) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (14,894) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Кап тоже удачно прошел

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 2,682 (53.6 bb)
UTG+2: 1,300 (26 bb)
MP1: 1,500 (30 bb)
MP2: 1,881 (37.6 bb)
Hero (MP3): 1,936 (38.7 bb)
CO: 2,102 (42 bb)
BTN: 3,524 (70.5 bb)
SB: 2,070 (41.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 6

6

2 folds, MP2 raises to 150, Hero calls 150, 3 folds, BB calls 100

Flop: (475) 6

8

A

(3 players)
BB checks, MP2 bets 231, Hero calls 231, BB folds

Turn: (937) J

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 400, MP2 raises to 800, Hero raises to 1,555 and is all-in, MP2 calls 700 and is all-in

River: (3,937) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

так, ну че думают вот сижу - спать неохота - сыграю еще наверное 33(3K), 11(4K), 33(4K), и биг-16.50
надо настроиться - зафиксировать планы для самоконтроля))

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 3,000 (150 bb)
UTG+2: 5,980 (299 bb)
MP1: 2,970 (148.5 bb)
MP2: 3,030 (151.5 bb)
Hero (MP3): 2,820 (141 bb)
CO: 3,070 (153.5 bb)
BTN: 3,360 (168 bb)
SB: 2,650 (132.5 bb)
BB: 3,120 (156 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J

J

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 20, MP1 raises to 80, MP2 calls 80, Hero calls 80, 2 folds, SB raises to 2,650 and is all-in, 3 folds, MP2 raises to 3,030 and is all-in, Hero folds

Flop: (5,500) 4

6

J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (5,500) 3

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (5,500) K

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Какой пидорас паршивый моих дам проклял - ни одного олина на них выиграть не могу

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 2,986 (14.9 bb)
UTG+2: 3,619 (18.1 bb)
Hero (MP1): 3,246 (16.2 bb)
MP2: 5,625 (28.1 bb)
MP3: 5,199 (26 bb)
CO: 3,694 (18.5 bb)
BTN: 7,497 (37.5 bb)
SB: 3,450 (17.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

Q

UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 470, 2 folds, CO raises to 3,694 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero calls 2,776 and is all-in

Flop: (6,792) 5

8

A

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (6,792) J

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (6,792) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:


За раздачу до этой тузы были - ни одна пидерша не дернулась

Poker Stars, $30 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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UTG+2: 2,986 (14.9 bb)
MP1: 3,619 (18.1 bb)
Hero (MP2): 2,946 (14.7 bb)
MP3: 5,625 (28.1 bb)
CO: 5,199 (26 bb)
BTN: 3,694 (18.5 bb)
SB: 7,597 (38 bb)
BB: 3,650 (18.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

A

2 folds, Hero raises to 420, 5 folds

Results:

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 3,187 (63.7 bb)
MP1: 13,506 (270.1 bb)
MP2: 2,549 (51 bb)
MP3: 3,850 (77 bb)
Hero (CO): 3,270 (65.4 bb)
BTN: 5,090 (101.8 bb)
SB: 518 (10.4 bb)
BB: 2,889 (57.8 bb)
UTG+1: 2,871 (57.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

A

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 106, MP1 calls 106, MP2 calls 106, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 350, 3 folds, UTG+2 calls 244, MP1 folds, MP2 calls 244

Flop: (1,231) J

6

8

(3 players)
UTG+2 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets 650, UTG+2 folds, MP2 raises to 1,300, Hero raises to 1,950, MP2 raises to 2,199 and is all-in, Hero calls 249

Turn: (5,629) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,629) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

добили

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (50/100 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP2: 2,687 (26.9 bb)
MP3: 13,457 (134.6 bb)
CO: 5,329 (53.3 bb)
BTN: 4,761 (47.6 bb)
Hero (SB): 771 (7.7 bb)
BB: 5,440 (54.4 bb)
UTG+1: 3,000 (30 bb)
UTG+2: 2,814 (28.1 bb)
MP1: 2,471 (24.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K

J

4 folds, MP3 calls 100, 2 folds, Hero raises to 771 and is all-in, BB folds, MP3 calls 671

Flop: (1,642) 4

3

2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (1,642) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (1,642) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Ложился бы ты спать

Угу, тож так думаю - но не пускают фокусники - два тура не уебали еще - идут - куда деваться

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (15/30 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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BTN: 2,010 (67 bb)
SB: 3,893 (129.8 bb)
Hero (BB): 6,465 (215.5 bb)
UTG+1: 2,200 (73.3 bb)
UTG+2: 2,336 (77.9 bb)
MP1: 3,120 (104 bb)
MP2: 2,895 (96.5 bb)
MP3: 2,760 (92 bb)
CO: 4,320 (144 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

Q

5 folds, CO calls 30, BTN raises to 120, SB calls 105, Hero calls 90, CO calls 90

Flop: (480) 2

6

3

(4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO bets 120, BTN raises to 480, SB folds, Hero calls 480, CO folds

Turn: (1,560) 8

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 1,410 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,410

River: (4,380) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Зато, я чтоб не тильтовать запустил кеш нл2 - и с 80 центов набил 4 доллара почти

Апд. - не хуя не 4

уже вот

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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UTG: $3.30 (165 bb)
MP: $2.09 (104.5 bb)
CO: $4.47 (223.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): $3.70 (185 bb)
SB: $0.84 (42 bb)
BB: $2.12 (106 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

T

2 folds, CO raises to $0.06, Hero calls $0.06, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.15) 7

A

T

(2 players)
CO bets $0.10, Hero raises to $0.28, CO raises to $0.46, Hero raises to $3.64, CO calls $3.18

Turn: ($7.43) 2

(2 players)
River: ($7.43) 6

(2 players)

Results:

206 бб на 100 - Ну НЕ ХУЯЖ се

Не понял - а почему у него не было червы???? Это точно Старзы?

конечно - я до этого восемь раз по третьей паре доезжал - вот он и решил меня приструнить - реги нл2 - они суровые


а вбиг-16.50 тем временем, я так понял меня норвежец слоуплеил

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 10,424 (34.7 bb)
MP1: 11,677 (38.9 bb)
MP2: 7,170 (23.9 bb)
MP3: 18,633 (62.1 bb)
CO: 10,235 (34.1 bb)
BTN: 10,154 (33.8 bb)
SB: 9,947 (33.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 13,551 (45.2 bb)
UTG+1: 21,286 (71 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6

T

UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to 600, 6 folds, Hero calls 300

Flop: (1,710) K

A

Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets 600, Hero calls 600

Turn: (2,910) 9

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets 1,200, Hero calls 1,200

River: (5,310) 6

(2 players)
Hero bets 3,750, UTG+2 raises to 7,500, Hero raises to 11,111 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 484 and is all-in

Results:

Жоржик прав)
Потому как я уже проснулся,а ты еще не ложился
Ах да,а еще картинка милая про кирпич)

Всё я спать - чето не хуя не понял - как этому еблану филипискому стек подарил - флеш не увидел в 4х цветной колоде
DepPravacion - это знатный еблан - я думал там 99 какие - он их тож так игрвает обычно - а там флеш оказывается закрылся

Наебал сам себя в итоге
утром - без гемора было бы плюс 200 - а так засиделся и плюс 77 - ну хуй с ним.
В ритм вошел вроде нормльной катки остальное мелочи

Poker Stars, $15 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 31,201 (52 bb)
BTN: 880 (1.5 bb)
SB: 21,519 (35.9 bb)
BB: 7,245 (12.1 bb)
UTG+1: 7,310 (12.2 bb)
Hero (UTG+2): 25,515 (42.5 bb)
MP1: 9,635 (16.1 bb)
MP2: 6,860 (11.4 bb)
MP3: 17,252 (28.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A

A

UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 1,500, 3 folds, CO calls 1,500, BTN calls 810 and is all-in, 2 folds

Flop: (5,340) T

2

3

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
Hero bets 2,937, CO calls 2,937

Turn: (11,214) 5

(3 players, 1 is all-in)
Hero bets 4,200, CO raises to 26,694 and is all-in, Hero calls 16,808 and is all-in

River: (53,230) 9

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

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