InAceWeTrust

Ненавижу тот ебучий день, когда мне рассказали о покере, адекватно бы доучился и занимался какой нить бесполезной хуетой. Всяко лучше чем портить себе нервную систему этим дерьмом.
ДА, детка, ЭТО ТИЛЬТ!!!

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 4,757 (11.9 bb)
BB: 19,856 (49.6 bb)
UTG+1: 3,890 (9.7 bb)
UTG+2: 5,258 (13.1 bb)
MP1: 3,073 (7.7 bb)
MP2: 32,804 (82 bb)
Hero (MP3): 17,813 (44.5 bb)
CO: 4,810 (12 bb)
BTN: 6,994 (17.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with
2 folds, MP1 raises to 3,023 and is all-in, MP2 folds, Hero calls 3,023, 2 folds, SB calls 2,823, BB folds

Flop: (9,919) (3 players, 1 is all-in)
SB checks, Hero bets 5,200, SB calls 1,684 and is all-in

Turn: (13,287) (3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (13,287) (3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: 13,287 pot
Final Board:
SB showed and won 13,287 (8,530 net)
MP1 showed and lost (-3,073 net)
Hero showed and lost (-4,757 net)

Я научился не тильтовать, когда "качели", но блять когда просто летишь на дно, нет извините, не справляюсь.

похуй

похуй

Пожалуй сохраню и больше тут нихуя писать не буду. Если будет хреново, вылеты в дипах, боль и т.д. можно будет зайти посмотреть на скрин и понять что такое настоящая БОЛЬ.

Фиш - отбитый на всю голову, с огромным донком, надеюсь он сдохнет.

Да уж, сочувствую. Жень, но у тебя же идет все более менее ровно, прогрессируешь и это главное. Часто ли ты раньше выходил на финалки бигов?! вот воспринимай это как прогресс, отдохни пару дней, отвлекись от покера и тильт должен отпустить

GhiniNuts, Жаль на такой финалке всадить раздачу такому лоху, мои соболезнования. Крепись, мужай, ставь лайтовый 4бет на будь плохим парнем. Удачи

чёт пиздец твориться, знаю как лечить. поехали:

ну конечно:

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 10,478 (34.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 12,393 (41.3 bb)
UTG+1: 10,474 (34.9 bb)
UTG+2: 4,905 (16.4 bb)
MP1: 3,934 (13.1 bb)
MP2: 3,820 (12.7 bb)
MP3: 10,422 (34.7 bb)
CO: 12,013 (40 bb)
BTN: 4,001 (13.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
6 folds, BTN raises to 3,961 and is all-in, SB calls 3,811, Hero raises to 12,353 and is all-in, SB calls 6,477 and is all-in

Flop: (25,197) (3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (25,197) (3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (25,197) (3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results: 25,197 pot
Final Board:
SB showed and won 12,954 (2,476 net)
Hero showed and lost (-10,478 net)
BTN showed and won 12,243 (8,242 net)

ЭЙС ОН ЗЕ РИВЕР!!!

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 30 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 3,687 (14.7 bb)
BB: 6,371 (25.5 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 7,536 (30.1 bb)
UTG+2: 12,799 (51.2 bb)
MP1: 5,775 (23.1 bb)
MP2: 3,652 (14.6 bb)
MP3: 4,882 (19.5 bb)
CO: 3,409 (13.6 bb)
BTN: 12,495 (50 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with
Hero raises to 500, UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 5,745 and is all-in, 6 folds, Hero calls 5,245

Flop: (12,135) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (12,135) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (12,135) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 12,135 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and lost (-5,775 net)
MP1 showed and won 12,135 (6,360 net)

колл мега плюсовый, я рак просто, недогоняю.

Pacific, $3.60 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 5,215 (10.4 bb)
BB: 28,121 (56.2 bb)
UTG+2: 23,786 (47.6 bb)
MP1: 18,790 (37.6 bb)
MP2: 13,320 (26.6 bb)
MP3: 12,445 (24.9 bb)
Hero (CO): 5,480 (11 bb)
BTN: 10,040 (20.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with
2 folds, MP2 raises to 1,000, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 5,420 and is all-in, 3 folds, MP2 calls 4,420

Flop: (12,070) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (12,070) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (12,070) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 12,070 pot
Final Board:
MP2 showed and won 12,070 (6,590 net)
Hero showed and lost (-5,480 net)

Чё надо, на нахуй!

Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (40/80 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 1,336 (16.7 bb)
BB: 2,470 (30.9 bb)
UTG+1: 4,767 (59.6 bb)
UTG+2: 2,387 (29.8 bb)
MP1: 5,607 (70.1 bb)
MP2: 15,668 (195.9 bb)
Hero (MP3): 6,330 (79.1 bb)
CO: 9,714 (121.4 bb)
BTN: 3,578 (44.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with
3 folds, MP2 raises to 186, Hero raises to 400, CO folds, BTN calls 400, 2 folds, MP2 calls 214

Flop: (1,320) (3 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets 792, BTN calls 792, MP2 folds

Turn: (2,904) (2 players)
Hero bets 5,138 and is all-in, BTN calls 2,386 and is all-in

River: (7,676) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: 7,676 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and lost (-3,578 net)
BTN showed and won 7,676 (4,098 net)

у меня ещё дохера, пока "тынетыкайтебенадотыбывызывай" не канет в лета.

ещё открыл ачивку "мастер коинфлипов" 2/12 пока иду за сёдня

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 7,076 (17.7 bb)
Hero (BB): 4,850 (12.1 bb)
UTG+1: 3,422 (8.6 bb)
UTG+2: 12,424 (31.1 bb)
MP1: 2,315 (5.8 bb)
MP2: 26,763 (66.9 bb)
MP3: 12,738 (31.8 bb)
CO: 41,849 (104.6 bb)
BTN: 13,478 (33.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
UTG+1 raises to 3,372 and is all-in, 7 folds, Hero calls 2,972

Flop: (7,394) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (7,394) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (7,394) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 7,394 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and lost (-3,422 net)
UTG+1 showed and won 7,394 (3,972 net)

Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (1,250/2,500 blinds, 310 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 90,945 (36.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 45,689 (18.3 bb)
UTG+2: 25,812 (10.3 bb)
MP1: 68,419 (27.4 bb)
MP2: 20,986 (8.4 bb)
MP3: 67,784 (27.1 bb)
CO: 92,470 (37 bb)
BTN: 146,323 (58.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with
3 folds, MP3 raises to 5,000, CO calls 5,000, BTN calls 5,000, SB folds, Hero raises to 45,379 and is all-in, MP3 raises to 67,474 and is all-in, 2 folds

Flop: (104,488) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (104,488) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (104,488) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: 104,488 pot
Final Board:
Hero showed and lost (-45,689 net)
MP3 showed and won 104,488 (58,799 net)

IPoker, $4.55 Buy-in (0/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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BB: 33,846 (42.3 bb)
UTG+2: 18,673 (23.3 bb)
MP1: 2,744 (3.4 bb)
MP2: 6,068 (7.6 bb)
MP3: 34,598 (43.2 bb)
Hero (CO): 13,420 (16.8 bb)
BTN: 12,794 (16 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with
UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 2,644 and is all-in, MP2 raises to 5,968 and is all-in, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 13,320 and is all-in, 2 folds

Flop: (16,080) (3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (16,080) (3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (16,080) (3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results: 16,080 pot
Final Board:
MP1 showed and lost (-2,744 net)
MP2 showed and won 16,080 (10,012 net)
Hero mucked and lost (-6,068 net)

IPoker, $9.10 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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SB: 2,166 (7.2 bb)
BB: 9,210 (30.7 bb)
UTG+2: 4,897 (16.3 bb)
MP1: 3,855 (12.9 bb)
MP2: 4,986 (16.6 bb)
MP3: 8,446 (28.2 bb)
Hero (CO): 6,274 (20.9 bb)
BTN: 5,933 (19.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with
2 folds, MP2 raises to 900, MP3 folds, Hero raises to 6,224 and is all-in, 3 folds, MP2 calls 4,036 and is all-in

Flop: (10,722) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (10,722) (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (10,722) (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: 10,722 pot
Final Board:
MP2 showed and won 10,722 (5,736 net)
Hero mucked and lost (-4,986 net)

IPoker, $4.55 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 6,809 (17 bb)
BB: 38,442 (96.1 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 11,532 (28.8 bb)
UTG+2: 2,679 (6.7 bb)
MP1: 4,790 (12 bb)
MP2: 5,800 (14.5 bb)
MP3: 4,780 (12 bb)
CO: 2,147 (5.4 bb)
BTN: 7,418 (18.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with
Hero raises to 800, 4 folds, CO raises to 2,097 and is all-in, 3 folds, Hero calls 1,297

Flop: (5,244) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (5,244) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (5,244) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 5,244 pot
Final Board:
Hero mucked and lost (-2,147 net)
CO showed and won 5,244 (3,097 net)

Pacific, $3.60 Buy-in (3,000/6,000 blinds, 750 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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SB: 232,036 (38.7 bb)
BB: 267,471 (44.6 bb)
UTG+1: 91,894 (15.3 bb)
UTG+2: 364,716 (60.8 bb)
Hero (MP1): 48,328 (8.1 bb)
MP2: 312,934 (52.2 bb)
MP3: 162,776 (27.1 bb)
CO: 223,136 (37.2 bb)
BTN: 170,896 (28.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with
2 folds, Hero raises to 47,578 and is all-in, 5 folds, BB calls 41,578

Flop: (104,906) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (104,906) (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (104,906) (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 104,906 pot
Final Board:
BB showed and won 104,906 (56,578 net)
Hero showed and lost (-48,328 net)