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Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP1: 3,170 (21.1 bb)
MP2: 7,841 (52.3 bb)
MP3: 4,192 (27.9 bb)
CO: 11,720 (78.1 bb)
Hero (BTN): 6,001 (40 bb)
SB: 5,625 (37.5 bb)
BB: 3,130 (20.9 bb)
UTG+1: 9,927 (66.2 bb)
UTG+2: 2,908 (19.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with T

Q

6 folds, Hero raises to 397, SB folds, BB calls 247

Flop: (1,049) 6

T

A

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 576, BB calls 576

Turn: (2,201) 4

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 770, BB calls 770

River: (3,741) 5

(2 players)
BB bets 1,367 and is all-in, Hero calls 1,367

Results:


Poker Stars, $5 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 3,130 (20.9 bb)
UTG+2: 7,801 (52 bb)
MP1: 4,152 (27.7 bb)
MP2: 11,680 (77.9 bb)
Hero (MP3): 2,851 (19 bb)
CO: 5,510 (36.7 bb)
BTN: 6,380 (42.5 bb)
SB: 10,142 (67.6 bb)
BB: 2,868 (19.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

Q

2 folds, MP1 raises to 300, MP2 folds, Hero raises to 2,831 and is all-in, 2 folds, SB raises to 10,122 and is all-in, BB folds, MP1 calls 3,832 and is all-in

Flop: (11,425) 4

8

Q

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (11,425) 6

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (11,425) 5

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

Первое комбадро едня закрылось с ночи - ура!

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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CO: 2,186 (43.7 bb)
BTN: 5,660 (113.2 bb)
SB: 2,270 (45.4 bb)
Hero (BB): 5,659 (113.2 bb)
UTG+2: 5,917 (118.3 bb)
MP1: 1,103 (22.1 bb)
MP2: 2,870 (57.4 bb)
MP3: 2,670 (53.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q

J

2 folds, MP2 raises to 100, 4 folds, Hero calls 50

Flop: (225) T

9

2

(2 players)
Hero bets 123, MP2 raises to 350, Hero raises to 5,559 and is all-in, MP2 calls 2,420 and is all-in

Turn: (5,765) Q

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (5,765) 6

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Да ебаные же в рот
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 5,514 (22.1 bb)
BTN: 4,255 (17 bb)
Hero (SB): 7,823 (31.3 bb)
BB: 13,386 (53.5 bb)
UTG+1: 31,051 (124.2 bb)
UTG+2: 6,100 (24.4 bb)
MP1: 5,055 (20.2 bb)
MP2: 7,854 (31.4 bb)
MP3: 15,797 (63.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T

9

5 folds, CO raises to 500, BTN folds, Hero calls 375, BB folds

Flop: (1,475) 3

A

6

(2 players)
Hero bets 811, CO calls 811

Turn: (3,097) J

(2 players)
Hero bets 1,083, CO raises to 4,178 and is all-in, Hero calls 3,095

River: (11,453) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Фиш зашел лимпом - приятно иногда с утра присесть в двухталеровый турик - такое редко где показывают.

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 7,118 (35.6 bb)
UTG+2: 8,998 (45 bb)
MP1: 22,745 (113.7 bb)
MP2: 3,463 (17.3 bb)
MP3: 15,018 (75.1 bb)
CO: 4,825 (24.1 bb)
BTN: 11,142 (55.7 bb)
SB: 6,217 (31.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 5,823 (29.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

K

2 folds, MP1 calls 200, 5 folds, Hero checks

Flop: (500) T

Q

A

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 400, Hero calls 400

Turn: (1,300) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 800, Hero calls 800

River: (2,900) 3

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 2,200, Hero raises to 4,423 and is all-in, MP1 calls 2,223

Results:

Радость была недолгой

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP3: 6,418 (25.7 bb)
CO: 8,498 (34 bb)
BTN: 1,295 (5.2 bb)
SB: 3,163 (12.7 bb)
BB: 13,693 (54.8 bb)
UTG+1: 4,775 (19.1 bb)
UTG+2: 13,917 (55.7 bb)
MP1: 7,167 (28.7 bb)
Hero (MP2): 11,596 (46.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

A

3 folds, Hero raises to 625, MP3 folds, CO raises to 1,387, 3 folds, Hero raises to 11,571 and is all-in, CO calls 7,086 and is all-in

Flop: (17,546) 2

Q

5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: (17,546) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (17,546) 9

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Ну и стандартный аут от бразильского уебища - хуй тут че меняется

Poker Stars, $2 Buy-in (125/250 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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CO: 2,377 (9.5 bb)
BTN: 4,185 (16.7 bb)
SB: 5,801 (23.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 6,111 (24.4 bb)
UTG+1: 7,590 (30.4 bb)
UTG+2: 33,310 (133.2 bb)
MP1: 13,092 (52.4 bb)
MP2: 1,500 (6 bb)
MP3: 11,800 (47.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

K

UTG+1 raises to 637, UTG+2 calls 637, 6 folds, Hero raises to 6,086 and is all-in, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 5,449

Flop: (13,159) K

6

4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (13,159) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (13,159) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Огрызки стека туда же в ребайнике.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (400/800 blinds, 100 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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UTG+2: 20,066 (25.1 bb)
MP1: 10,203 (12.8 bb)
MP2: 14,140 (17.7 bb)
MP3: 7,963 (10 bb)
CO: 93,120 (116.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): 6,755 (8.4 bb)
SB: 55,509 (69.4 bb)
BB: 18,706 (23.4 bb)
UTG+1: 44,042 (55.1 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with A

K

UTG+1 raises to 1,600, 5 folds, Hero raises to 6,655 and is all-in, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls 5,055

Flop: (15,410) T

6

Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (15,410) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (15,410) 4

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

На хуй издеваться то?
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
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MP3: 4,715 (31.4 bb)
CO: 7,411 (49.4 bb)
BTN: 2,234 (14.9 bb)
SB: 6,363 (42.4 bb)
BB: 6,422 (42.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 1,565 (10.4 bb)
UTG+2: 2,877 (19.2 bb)
MP1: 4,222 (28.1 bb)
MP2: 1,024 (6.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 8

8

Hero raises to 1,565 and is all-in, 3 folds, MP3 calls 1,565, CO raises to 7,411 and is all-in, 3 folds, MP3 calls 3,150 and is all-in

Flop: (11,220) Q

3

8

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (11,220) 9

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (11,220) A

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

На хуй издеваться то?
Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (75/150 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

MP3: 4,715 (31.4 bb)
CO: 7,411 (49.4 bb)
BTN: 2,234 (14.9 bb)
SB: 6,363 (42.4 bb)
BB: 6,422 (42.8 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 1,565 (10.4 bb)
UTG+2: 2,877 (19.2 bb)
MP1: 4,222 (28.1 bb)
MP2: 1,024 (6.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 8

8

Hero raises to 1,565 and is all-in, 3 folds, MP3 calls 1,565, CO raises to 7,411 and is all-in, 3 folds, MP3 calls 3,150 and is all-in

Flop: (11,220) Q

3

8

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
Turn: (11,220) 9

(3 players, 3 are all-in)
River: (11,220) A

(3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results:

"Хуй с ним колл" на терне - иногда полезен. Думал там хоть две пары - не в стрит не флеш не верил от него.

Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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UTG+2: 3,515 (70.3 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (60 bb)
MP2: 2,800 (56 bb)
MP3: 2,385 (47.7 bb)
CO: 2,545 (50.9 bb)
BTN: 3,120 (62.4 bb)
Hero (SB): 2,290 (45.8 bb)
BB: 3,720 (74.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9

9

UTG+2 folds, MP1 raises to 100, MP2 folds, MP3 raises to 275, 2 folds, Hero calls 250, BB folds, MP1 calls 175

Flop: (875) 7

K

A

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, MP3 checks

Turn: (875) J

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 300, MP3 folds, Hero calls 300

River: (1,475) 9

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets 600, Hero raises to 1,715 and is all-in, MP1 calls 1,115

Results:

Ебаный в рот, покерстарз вам хули надо от меня - вы че проверяете то?
Я всем ебалнойдам должен впиздехивать на бабле типа этого Tatarin-2200 - колл мин 3бета с 88 - точно пидорас подозревал о 8 на терне.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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CO: 7,221 (12 bb)
BTN: 18,281 (30.5 bb)
SB: 28,102 (46.8 bb)
BB: 10,342 (17.2 bb)
UTG+2: 14,008 (23.3 bb)
MP1: 28,420 (47.4 bb)
Hero (MP2): 8,764 (14.6 bb)
MP3: 14,343 (23.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

A

UTG+2 raises to 1,200, MP1 folds, Hero raises to 2,400, 5 folds, UTG+2 calls 1,200

Flop: (6,260) 4

T

6

(2 players)
UTG+2 bets 1,200, Hero raises to 6,294 and is all-in, UTG+2 calls 5,094

Turn: (18,848) 8

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (18,848) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Goban899, Держись! Та же хуйня уже семь месяцев!!

У меня примерно 4 - ладно ебанем еще - не первый раз прессуют.

Рзадач седня веселых что ебнись, особенно кончено запомнилась та, где при бб500 какой-то бразильский мартышан поставил 5бб с кнопки, я на 800 процентов будучи уверен что старше радостно запихал свои 15бб на А8 с малого блайнда, получил мгновенный кол от его К9 и к терну лицезрел его же стрит - какой тут на хуй скил, чтение оппонетов и прочее - это все хуйня, и таких раздач - рублю кучка - в кучке три штучки.

Иди ты в хуй, мутант австралийский, заебут

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 40 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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MP1: 4,903 (16.3 bb)
MP2: 10,224 (34.1 bb)
MP3: 14,326 (47.8 bb)
CO: 18,010 (60 bb)
BTN: 22,071 (73.6 bb)
SB: 19,829 (66.1 bb)
Hero (BB): 7,679 (25.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

3

4 folds, BTN calls 300, SB folds, Hero checks

Flop: (1,030) 4

J

K

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 600, Hero calls 600

Turn: (2,230) 2

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: (2,230) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 1,200, Hero calls 1,200

Results:

Опять хуй а не нужная монетка - блять ну все все знают, написано наверное что у меня пара ниже 10, уверенно ебнись на А10 пихать 13 блайндов против чувака с 12.5 на 40 рук

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (300/600 blinds, 70 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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CO: 3,100 (5.2 bb)
BTN: 3,741 (6.2 bb)
SB: 8,356 (13.9 bb)
BB: 28,963 (48.3 bb)
UTG+2: 44,797 (74.7 bb)
MP1: 26,612 (44.4 bb)
MP2: 16,904 (28.2 bb)
Hero (MP3): 19,744 (32.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 5

5

3 folds, Hero raises to 1,590, 2 folds, SB raises to 8,286 and is all-in, BB folds, Hero calls 6,696

Flop: (17,732) 4

J

3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (17,732) Q

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (17,732) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Да еб вашу мать, стадо пидеров, сука опять баблбой - вы заебали мрази блять - одну монету нужную, твари дайте.

Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (350/700 blinds, 85 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 7 Players
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SB: 8,116 (11.6 bb)
BB: 17,367 (24.8 bb)
MP1: 29,273 (41.8 bb)
MP2: 53,852 (76.9 bb)
MP3: 20,967 (30 bb)
CO: 12,569 (18 bb)
Hero (BTN): 10,073 (14.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with T

T

2 folds, MP3 raises to 1,400, CO folds, Hero raises to 9,988 and is all-in, 2 folds, MP3 calls 8,588

Flop: (21,621) 7

J

K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: (21,621) 3

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (21,621) A

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Две раздачи оба раза ривером - и я уже привык - вот самое страшное

Хотел выкинуть - но не простил бы себе, увидев это вскрытие.

Poker Stars, $10 Buy-in (10/20 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
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BB: 2,990 (149.5 bb)
UTG+2: 2,910 (145.5 bb)
MP1: 3,000 (150 bb)
MP2: 3,050 (152.5 bb)
MP3: 3,000 (150 bb)
Hero (CO): 2,920 (146 bb)
BTN: 2,970 (148.5 bb)
SB: 3,010 (150.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

K

4 folds, Hero raises to 80, BTN calls 80, SB calls 70, BB folds

Flop: (260) 9

Q

6

(3 players)
SB bets 160, Hero raises to 624, BTN calls 624, SB raises to 2,880, Hero calls 2,216 and is all-in, BTN raises to 2,890 and is all-in, SB calls 10

Turn: (8,880) 5

(3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: (8,880) 8

(3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Всё пизда - тильт по ходу попер - причем пиздец какой