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Почему в начале турнира и почему такие маленькие стеки и так мало оплатили
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NL Holdem $100(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($10,245)
BB ($3,300)
UTG ($10,975)
CO ($7,315)
Hero ($2,986)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, Hero raises to $300, SB calls $250, fold

FLOP ($700)

SB checks, Hero bets $100, SB calls $100

TURN ($900)

SB checks, Hero bets $200, SB raises to $1,500, Hero raises to $2,586 (AI), SB calls $1,086

RIVER ($6,072)

SB shows
(Pre 45%, Flop 0.0%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows
(Pre 55%, Flop 100.0%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $6,072


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NL Holdem $100(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($10,245)
BB ($3,300)
UTG ($10,975)
CO ($7,315)
Hero ($2,986)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, Hero raises to $300, SB calls $250, fold

FLOP ($700)

SB checks, Hero bets $100, SB calls $100

TURN ($900)

SB checks, Hero bets $200, SB raises to $1,500, Hero raises to $2,586 (AI), SB calls $1,086

RIVER ($6,072)

SB shows
(Pre 45%, Flop 0.0%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows
(Pre 55%, Flop 100.0%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $6,072

Ненавижу
Poker Stars $1.00+$0.25+$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 8 players - View hand 1609119
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

MP2: t2450 49 BBs
CO: t3000 60 BBs
BTN: t2865 57.30 BBs
SB: t2970 59.40 BBs
Hero (BB): t3060 61.20 BBs
UTG: t6925 138.50 BBs
UTG+1: t3315 66.30 BBs
MP1: t2575 51.50 BBs

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BB with Q Q
2 folds, MP1 calls t50, MP2 raises to t2450 all in, 1 fold, BTN raises to t2865 all in, 1 fold, Hero raises to t3060 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t8255) 5 J A (3 players - 3 are all in)

Turn: (t8255) 2 (3 players - 3 are all in)

River: (t8255) J (3 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: t8255
MP2 shows Q T (a pair of Jacks)
BTN shows K A (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
BTN wins t830
BTN wins t7425

Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t125/t250 Blinds + t30 - 8 players - View hand 1609348
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

CO: t7929 M = 12.89
BTN: t15048 M = 24.47
SB: t23040 M = 37.46
Hero (BB): t4309 M = 7.01
UTG: t3411 M = 5.55
UTG+1: t9559 M = 15.54
MP1: t7004 M = 11.39
MP2: t6641 M = 10.80

Pre Flop: (t615) Hero is BB with K A
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t672, 2 folds, CO calls t672, BTN calls t672, SB calls t547, Hero calls t422

Flop: (t3600) A K 2 (5 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t3607 all in, UTG+1 folds, CO folds, BTN calls t3607, SB folds

Turn: (t10814) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t10814) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t10814
BTN shows A 8 (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows K A (two pair, Aces and Kings)
BTN wins t10814

Ну и венец торжества
Poker Stars $2.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds + t50 - 6 players - View hand 1609357
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

CO: t8064 M = 8.96
BTN: t12290 M = 13.66
SB: t3120 M = 3.47
BB: t12349 M = 13.72
UTG: t7555 M = 8.39
Hero (MP): t9131 M = 10.15

Pre Flop: (t900) Hero is MP with A A
1 fold, Hero raises to t800, 2 folds, SB raises to t3070 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls t2270

Flop: (t6840) J 3 T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t6840) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t6840) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t6840
SB shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
SB wins t6840

Заебал ебаный ПС с его ебаными пидарасами на предфиналке колюшие с говном и попадающий сука в свои 3 аута ебаных и переезжают натс.

блеееее 5 сателитов на сандей....из 4 вылетел на бабле.....в последнем получил 150 баксов че за хуйня? ебанные деревяшки.....как там вообще народ тащит!!!

Ненавижу карманки АА..КК..QQ....и ривер в топку. Скоро выкидывать буду их на пре-флопе.

ПИЗДЕЦ ЧТО ЗА ДЕНЬ ТАКОЙ, В РИБАЙНИКЕ МИСКЛИК КОЛЛ НА СРЕДНИЙ НА ПРЕДФИНАЛКЕ БЛЯДЬТ. и нихуя не легче

Спасибо, блядь ебаному покерстару за то, что засрал настроение в самом начале воскресной катки. ИДИ НА ХУЙ!!!!!!!

< BS!@#$@#%fw

мейн tcoop
недалеко до пейзоны(отбирался через сателит)
подряд
1. AQ<A6
2. AA<910
домой бля(((((((

c КК без аутов. Спасибо центру онгейму за это

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NL Holdem $0.30(BB) Replayer
SB ($32.70)
BB ($32.08)
UTG ($30.76)
CO ($21.02)
Hero ($30)

Dealt to Hero

fold, CO raises to $0.90, Hero raises to $3.30, SB calls $3.15, BB raises to $32.08 (AI), fold, Hero calls $26.70 (AI), SB calls $28.78

FLOP ($95.06)

TURN ($95.06)

RIVER ($95.06)

SB shows
(Pre 1%, Flop 0.9%, Turn 0.0%)

BB shows
(Pre 96%, Flop 98.2%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero shows
(Pre 3%, Flop 0.9%, Turn 0.0%)

BB wins $92.06

Блять,я СЕГОДНЯ 76 ТУРИКОВ БЕЗ ИТМ ОТКАТАЛ! У ПС ПМС!- 190$$$$

ебанный покер стар, ни одна пара сегодня не стоит сука..... с флопа ловлю сет дак бля терн,ривер стрит или флеш армяский..........слов не хватает -155 баксов я ебал тебя покерстар!!!!!!!!!!!! фултилт вернись к нам поскорей!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Цитата (realgang @ 31.1.2012)
ебанный покер стар, ни одна пара сегодня не стоит сука..... с флопа ловлю сет дак бля терн,ривер стрит или флеш армяский..........слов не хватает -155 баксов я ебал тебя покерстар!!!!!!!!!!!! фултилт вернись к нам поскорей!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

И наеби нас вновь!

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 2 players - View hand 1617995
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Hero (BTN/SB): $70.70
BB: $79.70

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with K J 9 3
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4.50, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($9.00) 9 T K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $6, BB calls $6

Turn: ($21.00) K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $15, BB raises to $65.50, Hero calls $45.20 all in

River: ($141.40) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $141.40
Hero shows K J 9 3 (a full house, Kings full of Nines)
BB shows A J 4 A (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
BB wins $140.90
(Rake: $0.50)

от, поржать можно ))

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 9 players - View hand 1618010
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Pan Vlasta (UTG+2): t2801 28.01 BBs
Hero (MP1): t8095 80.95 BBs
MoP_86 (MP2): t3000 30 BBs
butcheN18 (CO): t3650 36.50 BBs
holy h3ll (BTN): t2855 28.55 BBs
Fitzy1985 (SB): t3000 30 BBs
Gafranisbooj (BB): t1500 15 BBs
Laray Bagia (UTG): t5839 58.39 BBs
iessica111 (UTG+1): t2505 25.05 BBs

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is MP1 with A A
2 folds, Pan Vlasta raises to t200, Hero raises to t470, 3 folds, Fitzy1985 raises to t3000 all in, 1 fold, Pan Vlasta calls t2601 all in, Hero calls t2530

Flop: (t8901) J 6 7 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t8901) 4 (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t8901) 5 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t8901
Pan Vlasta shows 3 A (a straight, Three to Seven)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Fitzy1985 shows 3 8 (a straight, Four to Eight)
Fitzy1985 wins t398
Fitzy1985 wins t8503

Ну заебали ебаные пидорасы - пятнадцатая раздача за сессию. Это как блять - вы че пидеры со старзов, эксперемент что-ли ставите, чтобы у вас хуй на люу повырастали у всех. Самый честный рум в мире.
Еще седня въебал три оллина против 42 причем я выставляюсь префлоп - они хули там - мода новая - 42 неубивайка
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NL Holdem $800(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($50,013)
BB ($33,396)
UTG ($75,025)
UTG+1 ($22,131)
UTG+2 ($15,183)
MP1 ($17,082)
Hero ($25,571)
CO ($15,162)
BTN ($42,926)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $1,920, CO raises to $15,062 (AI), fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $13,142

FLOP ($32,224)

TURN ($32,224)

RIVER ($32,224)

Hero shows
(Pre 74%, Flop 84.4%, Turn 6.8%)

CO shows
(Pre 26%, Flop 15.6%, Turn 93.2%)

CO wins $32,224

ДА ЕБААААААААААААААААААААААТЬЬЬЬЬЬЬЬЬЬЬЬЬЬЬЬЬЬЬЬЬЬ
каждый пидер будет че ему надо собирать - там кроме 7 блять нет карт в колоде - охуеть - меня вот эти ежеднеыные сессии выматывают уже
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NL Holdem $150(BB) Poker Stars Game#74884657996

lucky_canadi ($3,449)
tonlou ($8,300)
MSDUFFY ($2,478)
CrazyLarry89 ($3,550)
Goban899 ($2,174)
CabPatchKid ($5,154)
samokh ($3,435)
quei 77 ($6,772)
DaGame66 ($3,772)

lucky_canadi posts (SB) $75
tonlou posts (BB) $150

Dealt to Goban899 Ad Kd
fold, fold,
Goban899 raises to $450
fold, fold, fold, fold,
lucky_canadi calls $375
fold,
FLOP ($1,050) 9c Kc 5h
lucky_canadi checks
Goban899 bets $367
lucky_canadi calls $367
TURN ($1,784) 9c Kc 5h 8d
lucky_canadi checks
Goban899 bets $624
lucky_canadi calls $624
RIVER ($3,032) 9c Kc 5h 8d 7h
lucky_canadi checks
Goban899 bets $733 (AI)
lucky_canadi calls $733
Goban899 shows Ad Kd
(Pre 75%, Flop 93.6%, Turn 90.9%)

lucky_canadi shows Ac 6h
(Pre 25%, Flop 6.4%, Turn 9.1%)

lucky_canadi wins $4,498

ебать - ну один оллин сегодня из приличия бляди дайте выиграть

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NL Holdem $120(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($3,840)
BB ($2,480)
UTG ($10,300)
Hero ($2,710)
UTG+2 ($4,660)
MP1 ($6,970)
CO ($4,020)
BTN ($10,025)

Dealt to Hero

fold, Hero raises to $360, UTG+2 raises to $960, fold, CO raises to $4,005 (AI), fold, fold, BB calls $2,345 (AI), Hero calls $2,335 (AI), fold

FLOP ($8,995)

TURN ($8,995)

RIVER ($8,995)

CO shows
(Pre 11%, Flop 5.9%, Turn 0.0%)

BB shows
(Pre 40%, Flop 89.6%, Turn 97.6%)

Hero shows
(Pre 49%, Flop 4.4%, Turn 2.4%)

BB wins $8,535
Hero wins $460

изыди блядство - скока бб надо воткнуть чтобы дебил скинул kq - я конечно понимаю что сыграл неоптимально - но это пиздец же, после этих "сессий"
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NL Holdem $30(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($3,485)
BB ($2,660)
UTG ($2,990)
UTG+1 ($2,374)
Hero ($2,945)
MP1 ($2,935)
MP2 ($2,970)
CO ($855)
BTN ($5,300)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, Hero raises to $90, fold, MP2 calls $90, CO raises to $855 (AI), fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $2,945 (AI), MP2 calls $2,855

FLOP ($6,790)

TURN ($6,790)

RIVER ($6,790)

Hero shows
(Pre 35%, Flop 7.2%, Turn 0.0%)

MP2 shows
(Pre 21%, Flop 62.2%, Turn 0.0%)

CO shows
(Pre 44%, Flop 30.6%, Turn 100.0%)

MP2 wins $4,180
CO wins $2,610