Туз-король проиграли туз-даме, оппонент бот из Германии Destyy. Пидорский лохотрон, пидорский лохорум, пидорское казино.
Аут из 6k за 2.20$
PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Hold'em No Limit - 100/200 (30 ante) - 8 players
UTG: 9,350 (47 bb)
UTG+1: 9,833 (49 bb)
MP: 3,990 (20 bb)
MP+1 (Hero): 7,354 (37 bb)
CO: 15,771 (79 bb)
BU: 7,074 (35 bb)
SB: 20,475 (102 bb)
BB: 18,844 (94 bb)
Pre-Flop: (540) Hero is MP+1 with A♠ K♦
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to 400, MP calls 400, Hero 3-bets to 7,324 (all-in), 1 fold, BTN calls 7,044 (all-in), 4 players fold
Flop: (15,428) Q♦ T♠ 7♥ (2 players, 2 all-in)
Turn: (15,428) 6♠ (2 players, 2 all-in)
River: (15,428) 5♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: 15,428
Showdown:
MP+1 (Hero) shows A♠ K♦ (high card, Ace)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 74%, Flop: 28%, Turn: 16%, River: 0%)
BU shows Q♥ A♣ (a pair of Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 26%, Flop: 72%, Turn: 84%, River: 100%)
BU wins 15,428
Шестерки проиграли король-три одномастным, игрок из Бразилии на ББ с всегдашиними Kx. Пидорский лохотрон, пидорский лохорум, пидорское казино.
1k за 3.30$
PokerStars, $2.94 + $0.36 - Hold'em No Limit - 125/250 (30 ante) - 7 players
UTG: 20,942 (84 bb)
MP (Hero): 3,996 (16 bb)
MP+1: 7,077 (28 bb)
CO: 5,948 (24 bb)
BU: 359 (1 bb)
SB: 7,485 (30 bb)
BB: 3,009 (12 bb)
Pre-Flop: (585) Hero is MP with 6♦ 6♣
1 fold, Hero raises to 500, 2 players fold, BTN calls 329 (all-in), 1 fold, BB calls 250
Flop: (1,664) 2♠ 5♥ T♠ (3 players, 1 all-in)
BB checks, Hero bets 549, BB raises to 2,479 (all-in), Hero calls 1,930
Turn: (6,622) 9♥ (3 players, 2 all-in)
River: (6,622) A♠ (3 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: 6,622
Showdown:
BB shows 3♠ K♠ (a flush, Ace high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 30%, Flop: 45%, Turn: 26%, River: 100%)
MP (Hero) shows 6♦ 6♣ (a pair of Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 49%, Flop: 47%, Turn: 69%, River: 0%)
BU shows Q♦ 4♠ (high card, Ace)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 22%, Flop: 8%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)
BB wins 6,622
Двойки проиграли туз-десять, в шестой раз подряд туз на ривере. Пидорский лохотрон, пидорский лохорум, пидорское казино.
Аут из 1k за 3.30$
PokerStars, $2.94 + $0.36 - Hold'em No Limit - 125/250 (30 ante) - 7 players
UTG: 6,932 (28 bb)
MP: 20,262 (81 bb)
MP+1 (Hero): 1,977 (8 bb)
CO: 6,522 (26 bb)
BU: 5,143 (21 bb)
SB: 11,972 (48 bb)
BB: 7,180 (29 bb)
Pre-Flop: (585) Hero is MP+1 with 2♦ 2♥
1 fold, MP raises to 500, Hero 3-bets to 1,947 (all-in), 4 players fold, MP calls 1,447
Flop: (4,479) 4♠ J♥ 3♠ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: (4,479) 8♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: (4,479) A♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: 4,479
Showdown:
MP+1 (Hero) shows 2♦ 2♥ (a pair of Twos)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 51%, Flop: 72%, Turn: 86%, River: 0%)
MP shows A♦ T♥ (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 49%, Flop: 28%, Turn: 14%, River: 100%)
MP wins 4,479
Чудо чудесное, туз-король выиграли в тройном алл-ине у туз-девять и двух девяток! Ебаный хуй, волосатая вагина.
1k за 5.50$ 300 Cap
PokerStars, $4.90 + $0.60 - Hold'em No Limit - 60/120 (15 ante) - 8 player
UTG: 6,692 (56 bb)
UTG+1: 2,940 (25 bb)
MP: 2,805 (23 bb)
MP+1: 2,598 (22 bb)
CO (Hero): 3,005 (25 bb)
BU: 5,692 (47 bb)
SB: 1,966 (16 bb)
BB: 7,393 (62 bb)
Pre-Flop: (300) Hero is CO with K♥ A♥
4 players fold, Hero raises to 264, BTN 3-bets to 720, SB 4-bets to 1,951 (all-in), 1 fold, Hero 5-bets to 2,990 (all-in), BTN calls 2,270
Flop: (8,171) 5♥ 6♣ 6♠ (3 players, 2 all-in)
Turn: (8,171) A♠ (3 players, 2 all-in)
River: (8,171) 4♦ (3 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: 8,171
Showdown:
CO (Hero) shows K♥ A♥ (two pair, Aces and Sixes - higher kicker)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 43%, Flop: 24%, Turn: 94%, River: 100%)
SB shows A♦ 9♦ (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 9%, Flop: 1%, Turn: 4%, River: 0%)
BU shows 9♥ 9♠ (two pair, Nines and Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 47%, Flop: 74%, Turn: 2%, River: 0%)
CO (Hero) wins 8,171
Туз-девять проиграли король-девять одномастным. Пидорский лохотрон, пидорский лохорум, пидорское казино.
1k за 5.50$ 300 Cap
PokerStars, $4.90 + $0.60 - Hold'em No Limit - 75/150 (20 ante) - 6 players
UTG: 2,249 (15 bb)
MP: 9,510 (63 bb)
CO: 7,763 (52 bb)
BU: 2,160 (14 bb)
SB: 2,178 (15 bb)
BB (Hero): 11,811 (79 bb)
Pre-Flop: (345) Hero is BB with A♣ 9♥
3 players fold, BTN raises to 2,140 (all-in), 1 fold, Hero calls 1,990
Flop: (4,475) 6♣ K♠ 2♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: (4,475) 5♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: (4,475) K♣ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: 4,475
Showdown:
BU shows 9♦ K♦ (three of a kind, Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 31%, Flop: 88%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)
BB (Hero) shows A♣ 9♥ (a pair of Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 69%, Flop: 12%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)
BU wins 4,475
Зато вот на валет-десять одномастных выиграть у валетов - то пожалуйста! Блядское казино.
1k за 5.50$ 300 Cap
PokerStars, $4.90 + $0.60 - Hold'em No Limit - 100/200 (25 ante) - 8 players
UTG: 4,880 (24 bb)
UTG+1: 1,988 (10 bb)
MP (Hero): 9,481 (47 bb)
MP+1: 4,133 (21 bb)
CO: 11,554 (58 bb)
BU: 7,248 (36 bb)
SB: 3,505 (18 bb)
BB: 2,905 (15 bb)
Pre-Flop: (500) Hero is MP with J♠ T♠
2 players fold, Hero raises to 400, 2 players fold, BTN 3-bets to 1,200, 1 fold, BB 4-bets to 2,880 (all-in), Hero calls 2,480, 1 fold
Flop: (7,260) 2♥ 6♠ 9♠ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: (7,260) A♠ (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: (7,260) T♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: 7,260
Showdown:
BB shows J♥ J♣ (a pair of Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 82%, Flop: 61%, Turn: 0%, River: 0%)
MP (Hero) shows J♠ T♠ (a flush, Ace high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 18%, Flop: 39%, Turn: 100%, River: 100%)
MP (Hero) wins 7,260
Аут из 2k за 1.10$
PokerStars, $0.98 + $0.12 - Hold'em No Limit - 125/250 (30 ante) - 8 players
UTG: 11,888 (48 bb)
UTG+1: 10,082 (40 bb)
MP: 4,730 (19 bb)
MP+1: 2,200 (9 bb)
CO: 10,350 (41 bb)
BU: 18,953 (76 bb)
SB: 41,969 (168 bb)
BB (Hero): 4,188 (17 bb)
Pre-Flop: (615) Hero is BB with 8♦ A♥
5 players fold, BTN raises to 18,923 (all-in), 1 fold, Hero calls 3,908 (all-in)
Flop: (8,681) Q♥ 3♣ 4♥ (2 players, 2 all-in)
Turn: (8,681) 5♠ (2 players, 2 all-in)
River: (8,681) Q♠ (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: 8,681
Showdown:
BU shows T♠ A♠ (a pair of Queens - higher kicker)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 73%, Flop: 79%, Turn: 89%, River: 100%)
BB (Hero) shows 8♦ A♥ (a pair of Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 27%, Flop: 21%, Turn: 11%, River: 0%)
BU wins 8,681
Оппонент из Венгрии zuGeee колирует на ББ на А9, колирует флоп по А-хай, на терне попадает во вторую пару и откалывает по ней все что летит. Ботеры ссаные.
2.5k за 3.30$
PokerStars, $2.94 + $0.36 - Hold'em No Limit - 25/50 (6 ante) - 8 players
UTG (Hero): 4,293 (86 bb)
UTG+1: 4,900 (98 bb)
MP: 10,117 (202 bb)
MP+1: 5,082 (102 bb)
CO: 4,789 (96 bb)
BU: 5,073 (101 bb)
SB: 6,297 (126 bb)
BB: 4,647 (93 bb)
Pre-Flop: (123) Hero is UTG with K♣ Q♠
Hero raises to 110, 2 players fold, MP+1 calls 110, 3 players fold, BB calls 60
Flop: (403) T♥ K♦ 5♥ (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 258, MP+1 folds, BB calls 258
Turn: (919) 9♣ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 708, BB calls 708
River: (2,335) 5♠ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 3,211 (all-in), BB calls 3,211
Total pot: 8,757
Showdown:
UTG (Hero) shows K♣ Q♠ (two pair, Kings and Fives)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 42%, Flop: 84%, Turn: 89%, River: 100%)
BB shows 9♠ A♥ (two pair, Nines and Fives)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 58%, Flop: 16%, Turn: 11%, River: 0%)
UTG (Hero) wins 8,757
Короли проигали туз-королю. Лохотрон, лохорум, казино.
3k за 7.50$
PokerStars, $6.69 + $0.81 - Hold'em No Limit - 25/50 (6 ante) - 8 players
UTG: 5,281 (106 bb)
UTG+1: 4,276 (86 bb)
MP: 5,879 (118 bb)
MP+1: 10,773 (215 bb)
CO (Hero): 4,646 (93 bb)
BU: 5,112 (102 bb)
SB: 4,196 (84 bb)
BB: 4,678 (94 bb)
Pre-Flop: (123) Hero is CO with K♠ K♥
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to 117, 2 players fold, Hero 3-bets to 330, 3 players fold, UTG+1 calls 213
Flop: (783) 5♠ A♠ 6♣ (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 258, UTG+1 calls 258
Turn: (1,299) Q♠ (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets 1,000, UTG+1 calls 1,000
River: (3,299) Q♣ (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks
Total pot: 3,299
Showdown:
CO (Hero) mucks K♠ K♥ (two pair, Kings and Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 70%, Flop: 9%, Turn: 23%, River: 0%)
UTG+1 shows A♣ K♦ (two pair, Aces and Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 30%, Flop: 91%, Turn: 77%, River: 100%)
UTG+1 wins 3,299
Туз-дама одномастные проиграли туз-десять разномастным, оппонент бот из Канады lennyboy87. Пидорский лохотрон, пидорский лохорум, пидорское казино.
Аут из 1k за 5.50$
PokerStars, $4.90 + $0.60 - Hold'em No Limit - 500/1,000 (125 ante) - 7 players
UTG: 7,417 (7 bb)
MP: 37,345 (37 bb)
MP+1: 19,012 (19 bb)
CO: 23,676 (24 bb)
BU: 19,257 (19 bb)
SB: 77,795 (78 bb)
BB (Hero): 6,871 (7 bb)
Pre-Flop: (2,375) Hero is BB with A♠ Q♠
3 players fold, CO raises to 2,000, 2 players fold, Hero 3-bets to 6,746 (all-in), CO calls 4,746
Flop: (14,867) 3♠ J♠ T♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: (14,867) 9♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: (14,867) J♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: 14,867
Showdown:
BB (Hero) shows A♠ Q♠ (a pair of Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 75%, Flop: 53%, Turn: 39%, River: 0%)
CO shows A♥ T♠ (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 25%, Flop: 47%, Turn: 61%, River: 100%)
CO wins 14,867
Призы 8.88$.
Аут из 2.5k за 3.30$
PokerStars, $2.94 + $0.36 - Hold'em No Limit - 250/500 (30 ante) - 8 players
UTG: 22,758 (46 bb)
UTG+1: 2,694 (5 bb)
MP: 21,678 (43 bb)
MP+1: 10,930 (22 bb)
CO (Hero): 4,441 (9 bb)
BU: 18,715 (37 bb)
SB: 12,919 (26 bb)
BB: 8,902 (18 bb)
Pre-Flop: (990) Hero is CO with 2♠ 2♣
3 players fold, MP+1 calls 500, Hero calls 500, BTN raises to 1,500, 2 players fold, MP+1 calls 1,000, Hero calls 1,000
Flop: (5,490) 4♥ 4♣ 6♦ (3 players)
MP+1 checks, Hero bets 2,911 (all-in), BTN calls 2,911, MP+1 folds
Turn: (11,312) T♠ (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: (11,312) A♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: 11,312
Showdown:
CO (Hero) shows 2♠ 2♣ (two pair, Fours and Twos)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 18%, Flop: 10%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)
BU shows J♣ J♦ (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 82%, Flop: 90%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)
BU wins 11,312
Зашли туз-дама на МБ, бот из Канады Carson Burge открывается рейзом, ситуация типичная подстава, хз, что делать. Сделаешь 3-бет, у бота будут руки для пуша, сыграешь колл, бот соберет сет или допер, или флоп ляжет монотонный, или мимо флопа совсем, или у бота будут АК и он заберет банк по туз-хай с лучшим кикером. Трибетить все же постремался, зашел коллом, у бота допер. Пидорский лохотрон, пидорский лохорум, пидорское казино.
3k за 7.50$
PokerStars, $6.69 + $0.81 - Hold'em No Limit - 250/500 (65 ante) - 7 players
UTG: 9,052 (18 bb)
MP: 11,895 (24 bb)
MP+1: 23,762 (48 bb)
CO: 23,825 (48 bb)
BU: 11,340 (23 bb)
SB: 15,297 (31 bb)
BB (Hero): 12,249 (24 bb)
Pre-Flop: (1,205) Hero is BB with A♠ Q♠
2 players fold, MP+1 raises to 1,000, 3 players fold, Hero calls 500
Flop: (2,705) A♣ 2♦ K♥ (2 players)
Hero checks, MP+1 checks
Turn: (2,705) 5♥ (2 players)
Hero bets 1,731, MP+1 calls 1,731
River: (6,167) 9♣ (2 players)
Hero bets 2,035, MP+1 raises to 6,000, Hero calls 3,965
Total pot: 18,167
Showdown:
MP+1 shows 5♠ A♥ (two pair, Aces and Fives)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 27%, Flop: 21%, Turn: 86%, River: 100%)
BB (Hero) mucks A♠ Q♠ (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 73%, Flop: 79%, Turn: 14%, River: 0%)
MP+1 wins 18,167
Лимпобот из Греции skiouros23 лимпит 72s, тут думал пушить в него или не пушить, поскольку дама-валет при нынешнем ране не ахти рука, но и опо совсем уж плохие руки лимпит, дама-валет прилично впереди могли бы оказаться. По итогу близко к монетке, но по нынешнему рану, понятно, что хуй что выиграешь, тут надо с десятикратным перевесом выставляться, а где его в холдеме взять, холдем придуман для того, чтобы дебилы могли в него играть.
Аут из 3k за 7.50$
PokerStars, $6.69 + $0.81 - Hold'em No Limit - 350/700 (90 ante) - 8 players
UTG: 15,844 (23 bb)
UTG+1: 7,394 (11 bb)
MP: 15,818 (23 bb)
MP+1: 30,863 (44 bb)
CO: 54,600 (78 bb)
BU: 20,725 (30 bb)
SB: 13,762 (20 bb)
BB (Hero): 7,106 (10 bb)
Pre-Flop: (1,770) Hero is BB with Q♣ J♣
3 players fold, MP+1 calls 700, 3 players fold, Hero raises to 7,016 (all-in), MP+1 calls 6,316
Flop: (15,102) 3♣ 8♠ 2♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: (15,102) 8♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: (15,102) K♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: 15,102
Showdown:
BB (Hero) shows Q♣ J♣ (a pair of Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 46%, Flop: 26%, Turn: 14%, River: 0%)
MP+1 shows 5♣ A♥ (a pair of Eights - higher kicker)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 54%, Flop: 74%, Turn: 86%, River: 100%)
MP+1 wins 15,102
График 30/31.1

От 0 до 60 и ББ более или равно 200, бля, ну что это за хуета, когда-нибудь начнет сдавать нормально мне и не сдавать нормально полю или нет бля, а насколько максимально низко может быть линия ев? это же пиздец.

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