ВСК, 22-11-20

Хрень

20k за 5.50$ NLO8 6-max

PokerStars, $4.90 + $0.60 - Omaha H/L No Limit - 50/100 (12 ante) - 6 players

UTG: 8,628 (86 bb)
MP (Hero): 9,657 (97 bb)
CO: 19,926 (199 bb)
BU: 11,624 (116 bb)
SB: 39,205 (392 bb)
BB: 10,390 (104 bb)

Pre-Flop: (222) Hero is MP with
UTG raises to 8,616 (all-in), Hero 3-bets to 9,645 (all-in), 4 players fold

Flop: (17,454) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (17,454) (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (17,454) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: 17,454

Showdown:
MP (Hero) shows (HI: two pair, Jacks and Fours)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 54%, Flop: 39%, Turn: 13%, River: 0%)

UTG shows (HI: two pair, Queens and Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 46%, Flop: 61%, Turn: 88%, River: 100%)

UTG wins 17,454

AK продолжают тащить монетки

75k за 3.30$

PokerStars, $2.94 + $0.36 - Hold'em No Limit - 8,000/16,000 (2,000 ante) - 8 players

UTG: 481,672 (30 bb)
UTG+1 (Hero): 194,896 (12 bb)
MP: 346,884 (22 bb)
MP+1: 440,162 (28 bb)
CO: 1,000,418 (63 bb)
BU: 246,410 (15 bb)
SB: 426,400 (27 bb)
BB: 1,507,588 (94 bb)

Pre-Flop: (40,000) Hero is UTG+1 with
1 fold, Hero raises to 192,896 (all-in), 2 players fold, CO calls 192,896, 3 players fold

Flop: (425,792) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (425,792) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (425,792) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 425,792

Showdown:
UTG+1 (Hero) shows (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 43%, Flop: 92%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)

CO shows (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 57%, Flop: 8%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)

UTG+1 (Hero) wins 425,792

Заипали перекупать на терне

75k за 3.30$

PokerStars, $2.94 + $0.36 - Hold'em No Limit - 8,000/16,000 (2,000 ante) - 8 players

UTG: 382,884 (24 bb)
UTG+1: 436,162 (27 bb)
MP: 803,522 (50 bb)
MP+1: 242,410 (15 bb)
CO: 414,400 (26 bb)
BU: 1,479,588 (92 bb)
SB: 461,672 (29 bb)
BB (Hero): 423,792 (26 bb)

Pre-Flop: (40,000) Hero is BB with
2 players fold, MP raises to 32,000, 4 players fold, Hero calls 16,000

Flop: (88,000) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets 31,200, Hero calls 31,200

Turn: (150,400) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets 52,350, Hero calls 52,350

River: (255,100) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets 173,450, Hero calls 173,450

Total pot: 602,000

Showdown:
MP shows (a pair of Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 43%, Flop: 41%, Turn: 89%, River: 100%)

BB (Hero) mucks (a pair of Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 57%, Flop: 59%, Turn: 11%, River: 0%)

MP wins 602,000

Какую же шляпу они наваливают в угоду бродвейным фишам

Аут из 200k за 5.50$

PokerStars, $4.90 + $0.60 - Hold'em No Limit - 1,750/3,500 (450 ante) - 8 players

UTG (Hero): 14,848 (4 bb)
UTG+1: 22,014 (6 bb)
MP: 136,711 (39 bb)
MP+1: 108,498 (31 bb)
CO: 161,141 (46 bb)
BU: 396,422 (113 bb)
SB: 170,279 (49 bb)
BB: 63,228 (18 bb)

Pre-Flop: (8,850) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to 14,398 (all-in), 2 players fold, MP+1 calls 14,398, 4 players fold

Flop: (37,646) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (37,646) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (37,646) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 37,646

Showdown:
UTG (Hero) shows (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 59%, Flop: 3%, Turn: 0%, River: 0%)

MP+1 shows (a straight, Ten to Ace)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 41%, Flop: 97%, Turn: 100%, River: 100%)

MP+1 wins 37,646

Призы 11.38$.

Блядские сплиты

75k за 3.30$

PokerStars, $2.94 + $0.36 - Hold'em No Limit - 8,000/16,000 (2,000 ante) - 8 players

UTG: 629,760 (39 bb)
UTG+1 (Hero): 323,584 (20 bb)
MP: 330,884 (21 bb)
MP+1: 107,282 (7 bb)
CO: 1,214,862 (76 bb)
BU: 206,410 (13 bb)
SB: 348,060 (22 bb)
BB: 1,483,588 (93 bb)

Pre-Flop: (40,000) Hero is UTG+1 with
1 fold, Hero raises to 321,584 (all-in), 5 players fold, BB calls 305,584

Flop: (667,168) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (667,168) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (667,168) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 667,168

Showdown:
UTG+1 (Hero) shows (two pair, Tens and Nines)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 69%, Flop: 75%, Turn: 63%, River: 50%)

BB shows (two pair, Tens and Nines)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 31%, Flop: 25%, Turn: 38%, River: 50%)

UTG+1 (Hero) wins 333,584
BB wins 333,584

Фух, бля

75k за 3.30$

PokerStars, $2.94 + $0.36 - Hold'em No Limit - 10,000/20,000 (2,500 ante) - 8 players

UTG: 326,884 (16 bb)
UTG+1: 103,282 (5 bb)
MP: 1,210,862 (61 bb)
MP+1: 202,410 (10 bb)
CO: 336,060 (17 bb)
BU: 1,539,588 (77 bb)
SB: 593,760 (30 bb)
BB (Hero): 331,584 (17 bb)

Pre-Flop: (50,000) Hero is BB with
6 players fold, SB raises to 42,000, Hero calls 22,000

Flop: (104,000) (2 players)
SB bets 34,320, Hero calls 34,320

Turn: (172,640) (2 players)
SB bets 89,773, Hero calls 89,773

River: (352,186) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 162,991 (all-in), SB folds

Total pot: 352,186
BB (Hero) wins 352,186

Древний Египет рулит!

1.5k за 2.20$

PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Hold'em No Limit - 300/600 (70 ante) - 9 players

UTG (Hero): 24,711 (41 bb)
UTG+1: 4,956 (8 bb)
MP: 7,677 (13 bb)
MP+1: 32,012 (53 bb)
LP: 63,239 (105 bb)
CO: 16,942 (28 bb)
BU: 45,919 (77 bb)
SB: 8,094 (13 bb)
BB: 11,806 (20 bb)

Pre-Flop: (1,530) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to 1,260, 4 players fold, CO calls 1,260, 1 fold, SB 3-bets to 8,024 (all-in), 1 fold, Hero 4-bets to 24,641 (all-in), CO calls 15,612 (all-in)

Flop: (42,998) (3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: (42,998) (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (42,998) (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: 42,998

Showdown:
UTG (Hero) shows (a full house, Nines full of Threes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 19%, Flop: 91%, Turn: 81%, River: 100%)

SB shows (two pair, Queens and Threes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 52%, Flop: 5%, Turn: 2%, River: 0%)

CO shows (a pair of Threes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 29%, Flop: 5%, Turn: 17%, River: 0%)

UTG (Hero) wins 42,998

Лохотрон немецкий обыкновенный. Часы перевели, раньше в это время не было ни единого немца за столами. И что же? Сидят, лимпят свои бродвеи, тащат по одной карте как ни в чем не бывало. Потому что лохонет. Каждый турнир поставляется с некоторой частью игроков по умолчанию, такое закрадывается подозрение.

6k за 2.20$

PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Hold'em No Limit - 150/300 (50 ante) - 9 players

UTG: 10,598 (35 bb)
UTG+1 (Hero): 16,603 (55 bb)
MP: 5,000 (17 bb)
MP+1: 6,101 (20 bb)
LP: 1,334 (4 bb)
CO: 33,380 (111 bb)
BU: 15,072 (50 bb)
SB: 35,111 (117 bb)
BB: 9,223 (31 bb)

Pre-Flop: (900) Hero is UTG+1 with
UTG calls 300, Hero raises to 16,553 (all-in), 7 players fold, UTG calls 10,248 (all-in)

Flop: (21,996) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (21,996) (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (21,996) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: 21,996

Showdown:
UTG+1 (Hero) shows (two pair, Aces and Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 64%, Flop: 4%, Turn: 2%, River: 0%)

UTG shows (two pair, Aces and Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 36%, Flop: 96%, Turn: 98%, River: 100%)

UTG wins 21,996

Нельзя не отметить, что последние полчаса заходит близко к нормальному. Тьфу-тьфу-тьфу.

1.5k за 2.20$

PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Hold'em No Limit - 500/1,000 (125 ante) - 9 players

UTG: 14,047 (14 bb)
UTG+1 (Hero): 50,252 (50 bb)
MP: 23,297 (23 bb)
MP+1: 10,960 (11 bb)
LP: 31,417 (31 bb)
CO: 4,527 (5 bb)
BU: 17,185 (17 bb)
SB: 36,503 (37 bb)
BB: 67,133 (67 bb)

Pre-Flop: (2,625) Hero is UTG+1 with
UTG raises to 13,922 (all-in), Hero calls 13,922, 2 players fold, LP 3-bets to 31,292 (all-in), 4 players fold, Hero calls 17,370

Flop: (79,131) (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (79,131) (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (79,131) (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: 79,131

Showdown:
LP shows (a pair of Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 57%, Flop: 9%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)

UTG shows (high card, Ace)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 9%, Flop: 6%, Turn: <1%, River: 0%)

UTG+1 (Hero) shows (a pair of Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 34%, Flop: 85%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)

UTG+1 (Hero) wins 79,131

Бля, эйфория поперла, сейчас все датчики откажут нафик

75k за 3.30$

PokerStars, $2.94 + $0.36 - Hold'em No Limit - 17,500/35,000 (4,500 ante) - 8 players

UTG (Hero): 1,085,354 (31 bb)
UTG+1: 1,026,092 (29 bb)
MP: 1,355,935 (39 bb)
MP+1: 1,126,720 (32 bb)
CO: 2,340,436 (67 bb)
BU: 431,454 (12 bb)
SB: 580,446 (17 bb)
BB: 684,735 (20 bb)

Pre-Flop: (88,500) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to 70,000, UTG+1 calls 70,000, 5 players fold, BB calls 35,000

Flop: (263,500) (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 86,955, UTG+1 calls 86,955, BB folds

Turn: (437,410) (2 players)
Hero bets 244,950, UTG+1 calls 244,950

River: (927,310) (2 players)
Hero bets 306,012, UTG+1 calls 306,012

Total pot: 1,539,334

Showdown:
UTG (Hero) shows (a straight, Ten to Ace)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 30%, Flop: 19%, Turn: 97%, River: 100%)

UTG+1 mucks (a pair of Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 70%, Flop: 81%, Turn: 3%, River: 0%)

UTG (Hero) wins 1,539,334

Хуяк, чуток антидота

6k за 2.20$

PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Hold'em No Limit - 250/500 (80 ante) - 9 players

UTG: 5,290 (11 bb)
UTG+1: 62,797 (126 bb)
MP: 4,760 (10 bb)
MP+1: 33,289 (67 bb)
LP (Hero): 21,161 (42 bb)
CO: 30,595 (61 bb)
BU: 14,742 (29 bb)
SB: 10,063 (20 bb)
BB: 42,248 (84 bb)

Pre-Flop: (1,470) Hero is LP with
1 fold, UTG+1 calls 500, 2 players fold, Hero raises to 1,500, 2 players fold, SB 3-bets to 9,983 (all-in), 2 players fold, Hero calls 8,483

Flop: (21,686) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (21,686) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (21,686) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 21,686

Showdown:
SB shows (two pair, Queens and Nines)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 81%, Flop: 89%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)

LP (Hero) shows (two pair, Nines and Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 19%, Flop: 11%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)

SB wins 21,686

Во, полноценная струя в лицо, спасибо, Старз!

Аут из 6k за 2.20$

PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Hold'em No Limit - 300/600 (90 ante) - 9 players

UTG: 32,465 (54 bb)
UTG+1: 16,612 (28 bb)
MP: 20,126 (34 bb)
MP+1: 39,508 (66 bb)
LP: 7,760 (13 bb)
CO: 60,357 (101 bb)
BU: 2,520 (4 bb)
SB: 32,249 (54 bb)
BB (Hero): 13,348 (22 bb)

Pre-Flop: (1,710) Hero is BB with
1 fold, UTG+1 calls 600, 1 fold, MP+1 calls 600, LP raises to 1,500, 1 fold, BTN 3-bets to 2,430 (all-in), 1 fold, Hero 4-bets to 13,258 (all-in), 1 fold, MP+1 calls 12,658, 1 fold

Flop: (32,156) (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (32,156) (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (32,156) (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: 32,156

Showdown:
BB (Hero) shows (two pair, Queens and Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 64%, Flop: 12%, Turn: 7%, River: 0%)

BU shows (two pair, Kings and Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 19%, Flop: 58%, Turn: 74%, River: 50%)

MP+1 shows (two pair, Kings and Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 17%, Flop: 30%, Turn: 19%, River: 50%)

BU wins 5,250
MP+1 wins 26,906

Вот так, вот это по-Старзовски! С 15% с флопа и до 100% на ривере, то, что надо!

75k за 3.30$

PokerStars, $2.94 + $0.36 - Hold'em No Limit - 20,000/40,000 (5,000 ante) - 7 players

UTG: 1,068,608 (27 bb)
MP: 1,236,960 (31 bb)
MP+1: 1,016,770 (25 bb)
CO: 1,399,653 (35 bb)
BU: 3,032,835 (76 bb)
SB (Hero): 1,610,471 (40 bb)
BB: 4,495,727 (112 bb)

Pre-Flop: (95,000) Hero is SB with
4 players fold, BTN raises to 80,000, Hero calls 60,000, 1 fold

Flop: (235,000) (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 120,000, Hero calls 120,000

Turn: (475,000) (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 240,000, Hero calls 240,000

River: (955,000) (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Total pot: 955,000

Showdown:
BU shows (a pair of Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 71%, Flop: 15%, Turn: 25%, River: 100%)

SB (Hero) shows (a pair of Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 29%, Flop: 85%, Turn: 75%, River: 0%)

BU wins 955,000

Фух, бля, 2

75k за 3.30$

PokerStars, $2.94 + $0.36 - Hold'em No Limit - 60,000/120,000 (15,000 ante) - 8 players

UTG: 4,000,174 (33 bb)
UTG+1: 1,581,096 (13 bb)
MP: 3,586,476 (30 bb)
MP+1: 4,143,753 (35 bb)
CO: 4,202,046 (35 bb)
BU: 3,882,843 (32 bb)
SB (Hero): 1,190,039 (10 bb)
BB: 4,897,964 (41 bb)

Pre-Flop: (300,000) Hero is SB with
2 players fold, MP raises to 240,000, 2 players fold, BTN calls 240,000, Hero calls 180,000, 1 fold

Flop: (960,000) (3 players)
Hero checks, MP checks, BTN checks

Turn: (960,000) (3 players)
Hero bets 316,800, MP folds, BTN calls 316,800

River: (1,593,600) (2 players)
Hero bets 618,239 (all-in), BU folds

Total pot: 1,593,600
SB (Hero) wins 1,593,600

Опп активный префлоп рейзер, позиция MP3, буквально раздачу назад у него были короли, у нас AJ на ББ и 16bb в стеке. Все для того, чтобы радостно запушить. Именно этого и добивается ебаный гсч, потому что у оппонента снова короли. Ебаный кулегенератор.

Аут из 75k за 3.30$

PokerStars, $2.94 + $0.36 - Hold'em No Limit - 70,000/140,000 (17,500 ante) - 8 players

UTG: 4,240,174 (30 bb)
UTG+1: 3,023,389 (22 bb)
MP: 3,346,476 (24 bb)
MP+1: 7,097,412 (51 bb)
CO: 2,691,483 (19 bb)
BU: 2,474,043 (18 bb)
SB (Hero): 2,226,839 (16 bb)
BB: 5,422,964 (39 bb)

Pre-Flop: (350,000) Hero is SB with
3 players fold, MP+1 raises to 294,000, 2 players fold, Hero 3-bets to 2,209,339 (all-in), 1 fold, MP+1 calls 1,915,339

Flop: (4,698,678) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (4,698,678) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (4,698,678) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 4,698,678

Showdown:
SB (Hero) shows (a pair of Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 28%, Flop: 20%, Turn: 11%, River: 0%)

MP+1 shows (a pair of Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 72%, Flop: 80%, Turn: 89%, River: 100%)

MP+1 wins 4,698,678

Призы 38.62$.

Ебать-сосать, 69-е место из 34601 участников.

Хорошо, что опп с МБ выставился, так бы пиздец был моим 33bb. Вот как они сдают, как они сдают?!!!!

1.5k за 2.20$

PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Hold'em No Limit - 1,800/3,600 (450 ante) - 8 players

UTG: 42,261 (12 bb)
UTG+1: 64,118 (18 bb)
MP (Hero): 118,978 (33 bb)
MP+1: 41,465 (12 bb)
CO: 63,784 (18 bb)
BU: 34,097 (9 bb)
SB: 154,773 (43 bb)
BB: 203,372 (56 bb)

Pre-Flop: (9,000) Hero is MP with
2 players fold, Hero raises to 7,200, 1 fold, CO 3-bets to 63,334 (all-in), 2 players fold, BB 4-bets to 202,922 (all-in), MP (Hero) folds

Flop: (139,268) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (139,268) (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (139,268) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: 139,268

Showdown:
BB shows (high card, Ace)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 34%, Flop: 13%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)

CO shows (a pair of Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 66%, Flop: 87%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)

CO wins 139,268

Заебали перекупать после флопа

1.5k за 2.20$

PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Hold'em No Limit - 2,000/4,000 (500 ante) - 9 players

UTG: 71,420 (18 bb)
UTG+1: 94,247 (24 bb)
MP: 253,244 (63 bb)
MP+1: 250,176 (63 bb)
LP: 105,270 (26 bb)
CO: 135,168 (34 bb)
BU: 74,412 (19 bb)
SB: 28,078 (7 bb)
BB (Hero): 115,578 (29 bb)

Pre-Flop: (10,500) Hero is BB with
6 players fold, BTN raises to 12,000, 1 fold, Hero calls 8,000

Flop: (30,500) (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 15,250, Hero raises to 103,078 (all-in), BTN calls 46,662 (all-in)

Turn: (154,324) (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (154,324) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: 154,324

Showdown:
BB (Hero) shows (two pair, Nines and Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 36%, Flop: 49%, Turn: 0%, River: 0%)

BU shows (a flush, Ace high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 64%, Flop: 51%, Turn: 100%, River: 100%)

BU wins 154,324

В пизду. Такое чувство, будто игрокам постоянно заходят 99+ AJ+, что в условиях коротких стеков превращает игру в кулерпати. Это как сука должно заходить, чтобы этот ебаный лес из кулеров пройти? И так язык на плече, они еще кулерами в пятом часу игры засыпают. Второй день подряд не хватает на этот дип, надо не колить на 98o на ББ и будет лучше.

Аут из 1.5k за 2.20$

PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Hold'em No Limit - 2,400/4,800 (600 ante) - 9 players

UTG (Hero): 35,666 (7 bb)
UTG+1: 50,420 (11 bb)
MP: 101,247 (21 bb)
MP+1: 264,244 (55 bb)
LP: 280,176 (58 bb)
CO: 109,770 (23 bb)
BU: 121,168 (25 bb)
SB: 142,824 (30 bb)
BB: 22,078 (5 bb)

Pre-Flop: (12,600) Hero is UTG with
Hero raises to 35,066 (all-in), 1 fold, MP 3-bets to 100,647 (all-in), 6 players fold

Flop: (82,732) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (82,732) (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (82,732) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: 82,732

Showdown:
MP shows (four of a kind, Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 68%, Flop: 97%, Turn: 91%, River: 100%)

UTG (Hero) shows (a pair of Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 32%, Flop: 3%, Turn: 9%, River: 0%)

MP wins 82,732

Призы 8.42$.

Внесен результат по предложению ВСК, 22-11-20: $73.45.

Получено призовых 73.45$. Профит составил 9.85$. Мой откат 15% = 1.48$. Деньги uda4a 71.97$. Хороший день как не крути, редко когда удается в топ-100 из 31000 участников пробиться. Спасибо за участие и удачи!