ПНД, 15-12-2014

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Из раза в раз... монетки это пиздец

3k за 11$

30/60 Blinds (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (MP2) (t3,824)
MP3 (t2,726)
CO (t2,453)
Button (t2,725)
SB (t848)
BB (t2,208)
UTG (t3,000)
UTG+1 (t4,464)
MP1 (t2,074)

Hero's M: 42.49

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q, Q
3 folds, Hero raises to t170, 1 fold, CO raises to t450, 1 fold, SB raises to t848 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero raises to t3,824 (All-In), CO calls t2,003 (All-In)

Flop: (t5,814) 6, 3, 9 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: (t5,814) K (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (t5,814) 9 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: t5,814

Results below:
SB had K, A (two pair, Kings and nines).
Hero had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and nines).
CO had A, K (two pair, Kings and nines).
Outcome: SB won t1,302, CO won t4,512

Дурацкий аут из 30k за 8.80$

60/120 Blinds 15 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

Button (t5,556)
SB (t3,040)
BB (t9,430)
UTG (t3,000)
Hero (UTG+1) (t5,205)
MP1 (t1,055)
MP2 (t6,072)
MP3 (t12,462)
CO (t5,400)

Hero's M: 16.52

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 6, 6
1 fold, Hero raises to t240, MP1 raises to t1,040 (All-In), 5 folds, BB calls t920, Hero calls t800

Flop: (t3,315) 8, 2, 8 (3 players, 1 all-in)
BB bets t8,375 (All-In), Hero calls t4,150 (All-In)

Turn: (t11,615) J (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (t11,615) K (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: t11,615

Results below:
BB had 9, 9 (two pair, nines and eights).
Hero had 6, 6 (two pair, eights and sixes).
MP1 had A, J (two pair, Jacks and eights).
Outcome: BB won t8,300, MP1 won t3,315

Следом стандартный аут из 3k за 11$

75/150 Blinds 20 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (MP2) (t3,355)
MP3 (t2,717)
CO (t3,832)
Button (t4,236)
SB (t7,995)
BB (t3,068)
UTG (t3,809)
UTG+1 (t4,888)
MP1 (t3,935)

Hero's M: 8.28

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K, A
UTG raises to t300, 2 folds, Hero raises to t3,335 (All-In), 5 folds, UTG calls t3,035

Flop: (t7,075) 3, J, 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t7,075) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t7,075) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t7,075

Results below:
UTG had 10, 10 (two pair, tens and sixes).
Hero had K, A (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: UTG won t7,075

В 2k за 3.30$ нарвался на типичного румынского долбоёба

20/40 Blinds (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG+1 (t3,470)
MP1 (t2,220)
MP2 (t3,372)
MP3 (t2,658)
CO (t5,900)
Hero (Button) (t3,360)
SB (t3,085)
BB (t2,955)
UTG (t5,838)

Hero's M: 56.00

Preflop: Hero is Button with J, J
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t40, MP1 calls t40, 1 fold, MP3 raises to t80, 1 fold, Hero raises to t280, 4 folds, MP3 raises to t2,658 (All-In), Hero calls t2,378

Flop: (t5,456) Q, 8, 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t5,456) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t5,456) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t5,456

Results below:
Hero had J, J (two pair, Jacks and eights).
MP3 had 9, K (two pair, Kings and eights).
Outcome: MP3 won t5,456

Аут из 7.5k за 13.75$

50/100 Blinds 10 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

MP2 (t5,100)
MP3 (t4,670)
CO (t3,540)
Hero (Button) (t3,635)
SB (t725)
BB (t8,060)
UTG (t5,480)
UTG+1 (t8,030)
MP1 (t2,620)

Hero's M: 15.15

Preflop: Hero is Button with 10, 10
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t220, 4 folds, Hero calls t220, SB raises to t715 (All-In), 1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t8,020 (All-In), Hero calls t3,405 (All-In)

Flop: (t8,155) Q, A, 4 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: (t8,155) K (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: (t8,155) 5 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: t8,155

Results below:
Hero had 10, 10 (one pair, tens).
SB had J, Q (one pair, Queens).
UTG+1 had J, J (one pair, Jacks).
Outcome: SB won t2,335, UTG+1 won t5,820

Как же достали эти краны

Аут из 1.5k за 5.50$

50/100 Blinds 10 Ante (8 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG+1 (t3,000)
MP1 (t7,400)
MP2 (t13,237)
CO (t3,094)
Button (t2,550)
SB (t1,973)
Hero (BB) (t4,829)
UTG (t3,200)

Hero's M: 21.00

Preflop: Hero is BB with K, A
3 folds, MP2 calls t100, 3 folds, Hero raises to t400, MP2 calls t300

Flop: (t930) 8, A, K (2 players)
Hero bets t465, MP2 calls t465

Turn: (t1,860) Q (2 players)
Hero bets t1,100, MP2 calls t1,100

River: (t4,060) Q (2 players)
Hero bets t2,854 (All-In), MP2 calls t2,854

Total pot: t9,768

Results below:
Hero had K, A (two pair, Aces and Kings).
MP2 had 6, 3 (flush, Ace high).
Outcome: MP2 won t9,768

Аут из 1k за 4.40$

350/700 Blinds 85 Ante (8 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

MP2 (t6,657)
CO (t6,790)
Hero (Button) (t11,336)
SB (t9,037)
BB (t9,224)
UTG (t12,240)
UTG+1 (t9,409)
MP1 (t27,802)

Hero's M: 6.55

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, 7
5 folds, Hero raises to t1,400, 1 fold, BB raises to t9,139 (All-In), Hero calls t7,739

Flop: (t19,308) 3, J, 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t19,308) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t19,308) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t19,308

Results below:
Hero had A, 7 (three of a kind, Jacks).
BB had A, Q (three of a kind, Jacks).
Outcome: BB won t19,308

Аут из 2k за 3.30$

300/600 Blinds 70 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

CO (t19,461)
Hero (Button) (t16,224)
SB (t19,044)
BB (t21,720)
UTG (t17,645)
UTG+1 (t8,276)
MP1 (t30,712)
MP2 (t20,734)
MP3 (t7,702)

Hero's M: 10.60

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5, 5
6 folds, Hero raises to t1,200, SB raises to t3,166, 1 fold, Hero calls t1,966

Flop: (t7,562) 4, 7, 6 (2 players)
SB bets t2,996, Hero raises to t12,988 (All-In), SB calls t9,992

Turn: (t33,538) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t33,538) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t33,538

Results below:
Hero had 5, 5 (one pair, fives).
SB had 6, 6 (three of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: SB won t33,538

Аут из 4k за 11$

75/150 Blinds 20 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (CO) (t5,635)
Button (t2,930)
SB (t4,171)
BB (t3,286)
UTG (t3,415)
UTG+1 (t3,738)
MP1 (t5,337)
MP2 (t1,843)
MP3 (t4,070)

Hero's M: 13.91

Preflop: Hero is CO with 8, 7
2 folds, MP1 raises to t300, 2 folds, Hero raises to t750, 1 fold, SB calls t675, 1 fold, MP1 raises to t1,399, Hero calls t649, SB calls t649

Flop: (t4,527) 5, J, 2 (3 players)
SB checks, MP1 bets t3,918 (All-In), Hero raises to t4,216 (All-In), 1 fold

Turn: (t12,363) 4 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t12,363) A (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t12,363

Results below:
MP1 had A, J (two pair, Aces and Jacks).
Hero had 8, 7 (high card, Ace).
Outcome: MP1 won t12,363

В пизду этот покер

Аут из 3k за 5.50$

300/600 Blinds 50 Ante (9 handed)

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG+1 (t5,488)
MP1 (t12,275)
MP2 (t37,409)
MP3 (t25,744)
CO (t30,644)
Button (t45,955)
SB (t6,286)
BB (t24,018)
Hero (UTG) (t9,812)

Hero's M: 7.27

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K, A
Hero raises to t1,200, 5 folds, Button raises to t3,000, 2 folds, Hero raises to t9,762 (All-In), Button calls t6,762

Flop: (t20,874) 5, 9, 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t20,874) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t20,874) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t20,874

Results below:
Button had 10, 10 (two pair, tens and nines).
Hero had K, A (one pair, nines).
Outcome: Button won t20,874

Внесен результат по предложению ПНД, 15-12-2014: $1.65.

Лузерный стыд. Всем спасибо за участие и удачи.

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сегодня выслал на 1 цент меньше
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