Прозаичный бред
5k за 5.50$
PokerStars, $4.90 + $0.60 - Hold'em No Limit - 50/100 (12 ante) - 9 players
UTG: 5,399 (54 bb)
UTG+1: 8,464 (85 bb)
MP (Hero): 5,851 (59 bb)
MP+1: 6,071 (61 bb)
LP: 6,975 (70 bb)
CO: 5,000 (50 bb)
BU: 3,190 (32 bb)
SB: 2,642 (26 bb)
BB: 4,740 (47 bb)
Pre-Flop: (258) Hero is MP with 2♣ A♣
2 players fold, Hero raises to 220, 2 players fold, CO calls 220, 1 fold, SB calls 170, BB calls 120
Flop: (988) J♣ A♠ 2♠ (4 players)
SB checks, BB bets 700, Hero raises to 5,619 (all-in), 2 players fold, BB calls 3,808 (all-in)
Turn: (10,004) 7♦ (2 players, 2 all-in)
River: (10,004) 4♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: 10,004
Showdown:
MP (Hero) shows 2♣ A♣ (two pair, Aces and Twos)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 32%, Flop: 13%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)
BB shows A♥ J♦ (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 68%, Flop: 87%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)
BB wins 10,004
Аут из 5k за 5.50$
PokerStars, $4.90 + $0.60 - Hold'em No Limit - 75/150 (20 ante) - 9 players
UTG: 4,700 (31 bb)
UTG+1: 2,183 (15 bb)
MP: 9,180 (61 bb)
MP+1: 6,263 (42 bb)
LP: 9,299 (62 bb)
CO (Hero): 2,669 (18 bb)
BU: 5,015 (33 bb)
SB: 6,099 (41 bb)
BB: 7,924 (53 bb)
Pre-Flop: (405) Hero is CO with J♦ J♥
3 players fold, MP+1 raises to 300, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets to 2,649 (all-in), 2 players fold, BB calls 2,499, MP+1 4-bets to 6,243 (all-in), BB calls 3,594
Flop: (15,390) T♥ 6♦ 6♣ (3 players, 2 all-in)
Turn: (15,390) T♣ (3 players, 2 all-in)
River: (15,390) K♠ (3 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: 15,390
Showdown:
MP+1 shows K♦ A♦ (two pair, Kings and Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 36%, Flop: 24%, Turn: 12%, River: 100%)
CO (Hero) shows J♦ J♥ (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 54%, Flop: 75%, Turn: 88%, River: 0%)
BB shows 3♦ A♠ (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 10%, Flop: 1%, Turn: <1%, River: 0%)
MP+1 wins 15,390
Монетки отказываются тащиться
6k за 2.20$
PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Hold'em No Limit - 200/400 (60 ante) - 9 players
UTG: 14,783 (37 bb)
UTG+1: 10,630 (27 bb)
MP: 6,636 (17 bb)
MP+1: 17,336 (43 bb)
LP: 12,688 (32 bb)
CO: 21,587 (54 bb)
BU: 12,414 (31 bb)
SB (Hero): 15,405 (39 bb)
BB: 9,779 (24 bb)
Pre-Flop: (1,140) Hero is SB with Q♠ Q♣
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to 1,000, 5 players fold, Hero 3-bets to 2,800, 1 fold, UTG+1 4-bets to 10,570 (all-in), Hero calls 7,770
Flop: (22,080) 7♦ 5♦ K♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: (22,080) A♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: (22,080) A♠ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: 22,080
Showdown:
UTG+1 shows K♥ A♥ (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 46%, Flop: 90%, Turn: 88%, River: 100%)
SB (Hero) shows Q♠ Q♣ (two pair, Aces and Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 54%, Flop: 10%, Turn: 13%, River: 0%)
UTG+1 wins 22,080
30 на 70 более-менее, я бы даже сказал нормально тащатся, а монетки фиг
6k за 2.20$
PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Hold'em No Limit - 200/400 (60 ante) - 9 players
UTG: 22,080 (55 bb)
UTG+1: 6,576 (16 bb)
MP: 17,276 (43 bb)
MP+1: 12,628 (32 bb)
LP: 21,527 (54 bb)
CO: 12,354 (31 bb)
BU (Hero): 4,775 (12 bb)
SB: 9,319 (23 bb)
BB: 14,723 (37 bb)
Pre-Flop: (1,140) Hero is BTN with K♥ T♦
5 players fold, CO raises to 1,000, Hero 3-bets to 4,715 (all-in), 1 fold, BB 4-bets to 14,663 (all-in), 1 fold
Flop: (11,170) T♣ 8♦ 6♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)
Turn: (11,170) K♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)
River: (11,170) 2♥ (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: 11,170
Showdown:
BB shows Q♦ Q♠ (a pair of Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 72%, Flop: 79%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)
BU (Hero) shows K♥ T♦ (two pair, Kings and Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 28%, Flop: 21%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)
BU (Hero) wins 11,170
Повезло, думал плохой колл делаю, такой словенский ботер сидит, просто пиздец. При том, что он лимпит K2o+, K5s+, 86s+, колит на 22-33, AQ, AT, KT, QT, T8, на МБ на AJ-AQ, K9o, на ББ на Q2s, колирует и собирает выигрышные комбинации, он к середине пятого часа сидит со стеком в 113bb, ебануться.
4k за 1.10$
PokerStars, $0.98 + $0.12 - Hold'em No Limit - 2,000/4,000 (600 ante) - 9 players
UTG: 69,041 (17 bb)
UTG+1: 78,940 (20 bb)
MP: 101,554 (25 bb)
MP+1: 582,608 (146 bb)
LP: 157,524 (39 bb)
CO: 267,886 (67 bb)
BU: 284,999 (71 bb)
SB: 99,012 (25 bb)
BB (Hero): 249,813 (62 bb)
Pre-Flop: (11,400) Hero is BB with T♣ 7♠
2 players fold, MP raises to 8,000, MP+1 calls 8,000, 2 players fold, BTN calls 8,000, 1 fold, Hero calls 4,000
Flop: (39,400) 8♠ T♦ A♥ (4 players)
Hero checks, MP checks, MP+1 checks, BTN checks
Turn: (39,400) 7♥ (4 players)
Hero bets 26,004, MP calls 26,004, MP+1 calls 26,004, BTN calls 26,004
River: (143,416) 3♠ (4 players)
Hero bets 80,313, MP folds, MP+1 raises to 160,626, BU folds, Hero calls 80,313
Total pot: 464,668
Showdown:
MP+1 shows A♣ Q♠ (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 66%, Flop: 80%, Turn: 18%, River: 0%)
BB (Hero) shows T♣ 7♠ (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 34%, Flop: 20%, Turn: 82%, River: 100%)
BB (Hero) wins 464,668
Фу бля, выбил его, ахуеть
4k за 1.10$
PokerStars, $0.98 + $0.12 - Hold'em No Limit - 2,500/5,000 (800 ante) - 9 players
UTG: 406,456 (81 bb)
UTG+1 (Hero): 669,142 (134 bb)
MP: 58,841 (12 bb)
MP+1: 68,740 (14 bb)
LP: 49,350 (10 bb)
CO: 454,199 (91 bb)
BU: 145,324 (29 bb)
SB: 259,686 (52 bb)
BB: 254,195 (51 bb)
Pre-Flop: (14,700) Hero is UTG+1 with J♥ J♦
UTG calls 5,000, Hero raises to 40,000, 3 players fold, CO calls 40,000, 4 players fold
Flop: (99,700) 8♠ 9♥ 5♦ (2 players)
Hero bets 65,802, CO calls 65,802
Turn: (231,304) K♦ (2 players)
Hero bets 129,530, CO raises to 347,597 (all-in), Hero calls 218,067
River: (926,498) J♣ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: 926,498
Showdown:
CO shows J♠ 8♦ (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 9%, Flop: 11%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)
UTG+1 (Hero) shows J♥ J♦ (three of a kind, Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 91%, Flop: 89%, Turn: 95%, River: 100%)
UTG+1 (Hero) wins 926,498
Теперь еще и румынский ботинок подсел. Чувак ничего не делает, просто колирует на A3o и собирает выигрышную руку, колирует на J9s и собирает выигрышную руку, пушит 20bb на AT из УТГ и собирает выигрышную руку, заебали ботеры.
4k за 1.10$
PokerStars, $0.98 + $0.12 - Hold'em No Limit - 5,000/10,000 (1,500 ante) - 8 players
UTG (Hero): 1,154,081 (115 bb)
UTG+1: 483,972 (48 bb)
MP: 144,452 (14 bb)
MP+1: 266,612 (27 bb)
CO: 309,253 (31 bb)
BU: 550,968 (55 bb)
SB: 1,027,346 (103 bb)
BB: 459,458 (46 bb)
Pre-Flop: (27,000) Hero is UTG with 7♦ K♥
Hero raises to 22,000, 4 players fold, BTN calls 22,000, SB calls 17,000, 1 fold
Flop: (88,000) 2♠ T♣ K♣ (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets 58,080, BTN calls 58,080, SB folds
Turn: (204,160) 8♦ (2 players)
Hero bets 134,746, BTN calls 134,746
River: (473,652) Q♠ (2 players)
Hero bets 340,000, BTN calls 334,642 (all-in)
Total pot: 1,142,936
Showdown:
UTG (Hero) shows 7♦ K♥ (a pair of Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 55%, Flop: 80%, Turn: 84%, River: 0%)
BU shows J♥ 9♥ (a straight, Nine to King)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 45%, Flop: 20%, Turn: 16%, River: 100%)
BU wins 1,142,936
Блядь, с ботоуебками наебешься, так еще монетки не тащатся. Опять в топ-50 забуксовал
4k за 1.10$
PokerStars, $0.98 + $0.12 - Hold'em No Limit - 5,000/10,000 (1,500 ante) - 8 players
UTG: 634,667 (63 bb)
UTG+1: 1,138,436 (114 bb)
MP: 613,147 (61 bb)
MP+1: 438,458 (44 bb)
CO (Hero): 739,398 (74 bb)
BU: 462,972 (46 bb)
SB: 128,452 (13 bb)
BB: 240,612 (24 bb)
Pre-Flop: (27,000) Hero is CO with 9♦ 9♠
2 players fold, MP calls 10,000, 1 fold, Hero raises to 20,000, 2 players fold, BB 3-bets to 239,112 (all-in), 1 fold, Hero calls 219,112
Flop: (505,224) 7♥ 8♦ 3♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: (505,224) A♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: (505,224) 8♠ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: 505,224
Showdown:
BB shows A♣ J♥ (two pair, Aces and Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 44%, Flop: 27%, Turn: 98%, River: 100%)
CO (Hero) shows 9♦ 9♠ (two pair, Nines and Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 56%, Flop: 73%, Turn: 2%, River: 0%)
BB wins 505,224
Не любят Старзы королей
4k за 1.10$
PokerStars, $0.98 + $0.12 - Hold'em No Limit - 6,000/12,000 (1,800 ante) - 9 players
UTG: 621,767 (52 bb)
UTG+1: 53,606 (4 bb)
MP: 1,262,024 (105 bb)
MP+1: 506,559 (42 bb)
LP: 393,158 (33 bb)
CO (Hero): 370,234 (31 bb)
BU: 198,968 (17 bb)
SB: 516,008 (43 bb)
BB: 531,024 (44 bb)
Pre-Flop: (34,200) Hero is CO with 9♣ 8♠
UTG calls 12,000, 4 players fold, Hero raises to 48,000, BTN 3-bets to 197,168 (all-in), 3 players fold, Hero calls 149,168
Flop: (440,536) 2♠ 6♠ 8♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: (440,536) 9♠ (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: (440,536) 4♣ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: 440,536
Showdown:
BU shows K♣ K♦ (a pair of Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 82%, Flop: 75%, Turn: 16%, River: 0%)
CO (Hero) shows 9♣ 8♠ (two pair, Nines and Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 18%, Flop: 25%, Turn: 84%, River: 100%)
CO (Hero) wins 440,536
Бля, я понимаю, что сегодня один из 36500 дней, когда мне закрываются часто флаши, но как здесь-то проиграть можно. Бесит-подгорает, сдадут хуету в пользу нита, те и рады.
6k за 2.20$
PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Hold'em No Limit - 900/1,800 (270 ante) - 9 players
UTG: 52,226 (29 bb)
UTG+1: 86,910 (48 bb)
MP: 81,077 (45 bb)
MP+1 (Hero): 200,129 (111 bb)
LP: 76,585 (43 bb)
CO: 68,930 (38 bb)
BU: 33,598 (19 bb)
SB: 110,597 (61 bb)
BB: 70,006 (39 bb)
Pre-Flop: (5,130) Hero is MP+1 with K♣ J♣
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to 3,996, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets to 10,800, 3 players fold, SB calls 9,900, 2 players fold
Flop: (29,826) 9♣ Q♣ J♠ (2 players)
SB bets 14,913, Hero raises to 45,000, SB raises to 99,527 (all-in), Hero calls 54,527
Turn: (228,880) 8♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: (228,880) 3♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: 228,880
Showdown:
SB shows A♥ Q♥ (a pair of Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 61%, Flop: 41%, Turn: 61%, River: 100%)
MP+1 (Hero) shows K♣ J♣ (a pair of Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 39%, Flop: 59%, Turn: 39%, River: 0%)
SB wins 228,880
Аут из 4k за 1.10$
PokerStars, $0.98 + $0.12 - Hold'em No Limit - 8,000/16,000 (2,400 ante) - 8 players
UTG: 693,439 (43 bb)
UTG+1: 499,802 (31 bb)
MP: 628,292 (39 bb)
MP+1: 1,017,520 (64 bb)
CO: 517,717 (32 bb)
BU: 372,236 (23 bb)
SB (Hero): 240,040 (15 bb)
BB: 1,577,704 (99 bb)
Pre-Flop: (43,200) Hero is SB with 3♥ A♥
6 players fold, Hero raises to 237,640 (all-in), BB calls 221,640
Flop: (494,480) Q♠ T♦ 6♣ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: (494,480) J♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: (494,480) 7♣ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: 494,480
Showdown:
SB (Hero) shows 3♥ A♥ (high card, Ace)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 59%, Flop: 69%, Turn: 16%, River: 0%)
BB shows 5♠ J♠ (a pair of Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 41%, Flop: 31%, Turn: 84%, River: 100%)
BB wins 494,480
Призы 6.88$.
Аут из 6k за 2.20$
PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Hold'em No Limit - 3,000/6,000 (900 ante) - 9 players
UTG: 181,475 (30 bb)
UTG+1: 301,511 (50 bb)
MP: 12,707 (2 bb)
MP+1: 408,408 (68 bb)
LP: 349,230 (58 bb)
CO: 201,593 (34 bb)
BU (Hero): 110,738 (18 bb)
SB: 426,321 (71 bb)
BB: 463,328 (77 bb)
Pre-Flop: (17,100) Hero is BTN with 5♥ 5♦
5 players fold, CO raises to 18,000, Hero 3-bets to 109,838 (all-in), 1 fold, BB 4-bets to 462,428 (all-in), CO calls 182,693 (all-in)
Flop: (522,324) Q♥ K♥ 6♣ (3 players, 3 all-in)
Turn: (522,324) J♣ (3 players, 3 all-in)
River: (522,324) K♦ (3 players, 3 all-in)
Total pot: 522,324
Showdown:
BB shows A♠ 8♣ (a pair of Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 23%, Flop: 12%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)
BU (Hero) shows 5♥ 5♦ (two pair, Kings and Fives)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 19%, Flop: 9%, Turn: 5%, River: 0%)
CO shows T♣ T♥ (two pair, Kings and Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 58%, Flop: 79%, Turn: 90%, River: 100%)
CO wins 522,324
Призы 6.57$.
Блядь, ну это пиздец
1.5k за 2.20$
PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Hold'em No Limit - 700/1,400 (175 ante) - 9 players
UTG: 20,610 (15 bb)
UTG+1: 44,949 (32 bb)
MP: 33,452 (24 bb)
MP+1: 101,330 (72 bb)
LP (Hero): 38,213 (27 bb)
CO: 27,649 (20 bb)
BU: 58,002 (41 bb)
SB: 23,460 (17 bb)
BB: 44,763 (32 bb)
Pre-Flop: (3,675) Hero is LP with J♦ A♣
UTG raises to 20,435 (all-in), 3 players fold, Hero 3-bets to 38,038 (all-in), 4 players fold
Flop: (44,545) J♥ K♥ 7♥ (2 players, 2 all-in)
Turn: (44,545) 4♠ (2 players, 2 all-in)
River: (44,545) Q♥ (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: 44,545
Showdown:
LP (Hero) shows J♦ A♣ (a pair of Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 50%, Flop: 32%, Turn: 40%, River: 0%)
UTG shows A♥ J♠ (a flush, Ace high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 50%, Flop: 68%, Turn: 60%, River: 100%)
UTG wins 44,545
Короли проиграли туз-шесть одномастным немецкого лимпобота. Лохотрон, лохорум, казино.
Аут из 1.5k за 2.20$
PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Hold'em No Limit - 900/1,800 (225 ante) - 9 players
UTG: 50,063 (28 bb)
UTG+1: 170,701 (95 bb)
MP (Hero): 23,797 (13 bb)
MP+1: 51,599 (29 bb)
LP: 51,502 (29 bb)
CO: 68,023 (38 bb)
BU: 44,263 (25 bb)
SB: 36,220 (20 bb)
BB: 76,630 (43 bb)
Pre-Flop: (4,725) Hero is MP with K♣ K♠
2 players fold, Hero raises to 3,600, 1 fold, LP calls 3,600, CO calls 3,600, 2 players fold, BB calls 1,800
Flop: (17,325) A♣ 7♣ 6♣ (4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets 5,717, LP calls 5,717, CO calls 5,717, BB folds
Turn: (34,476) 9♦ (3 players)
Hero bets 14,255 (all-in), LP folds, CO calls 14,255
River: (62,986) 8♦ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: 62,986
Showdown:
MP (Hero) shows K♣ K♠ (a pair of Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 68%, Flop: 39%, Turn: 25%, River: 0%)
CO shows A♦ 6♦ (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 32%, Flop: 61%, Turn: 75%, River: 100%)
CO wins 62,986
Призы 11.06$.
График 21/22.5

От 0 до 60 и ББ более или равно 200

Аут из 5k за 3.30$
PokerStars, $2.94 + $0.36 - Hold'em No Limit - 3,500/7,000 (625 ante) - 8 players
UTG: 105,589 (15 bb)
UTG+1 (Hero): 93,838 (13 bb)
MP: 328,757 (47 bb)
MP+1: 181,528 (26 bb)
CO: 66,269 (9 bb)
BU: 669,384 (96 bb)
SB: 116,279 (17 bb)
BB: 118,990 (17 bb)
Pre-Flop: (15,500) Hero is UTG+1 with T♣ A♦
1 fold, Hero raises to 14,000, 4 players fold, SB 3-bets to 115,654 (all-in), 1 fold, Hero calls 79,213 (all-in)
Flop: (198,426) A♣ K♥ Q♥ (2 players, 2 all-in)
Turn: (198,426) K♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)
River: (198,426) T♠ (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: 198,426
Showdown:
SB shows A♠ J♦ (a straight, Ten to Ace)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 72%, Flop: 73%, Turn: 50%, River: 100%)
UTG+1 (Hero) shows T♣ A♦ (two pair, Aces and Kings)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 28%, Flop: 27%, Turn: 50%, River: 0%)
SB wins 198,426
Призы 16.41$.